Name: How Reddit Traders Used GameStop To Totally Spank The Wall Street Big Boys
Uploaded: 2021-01-29T20:56:59.000Z
Duration: 12 min 47 s
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GOOD EVENING, NEWLY MINTED REDDIT MILLIONAIRES!

I'M SURE YOU'RE ALL WATCHING THIS FROM THE MARBLE BATHTUB ON

YOUR HOVERCRAFT, THANKS TO YOUR SAVVY STOCK MARKET MANIPULATION

OF GAMESTOP, TOOTSIE ROLLS, BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO, AND, BY THE

TIME THIS AIRS, I'M GOING TO SAY, CRYSTAL PEPSI?

FIRST, THERE'S AN ALARMING SURGE IN ANOTHER AMERICAN INDUSTRY:

YESTERDAY, FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND

SECURITY ISSUED A BULLETIN, WARNING OF A HEIGHTENED THREAT

ENVIRONMENT ACROSS THE UNITED STATES DUE TO HOMEGROWN VIOLENT

ALL RIGHT, I UNDERSTAND IT'S A PANDEMIC, WE'RE BAKING OUR OWN

SOURDOUGH, BUT CAN WE PLEASE NOT GROW OUR OWN TERRORISTS?

ACCORDING TO D.H.S., THESE ARTISANAL EXTREMISTS ARE DRIVEN

BY OBJECTIONS TO THE PRESIDENTIAL TRANSITION, AS WELL

AS OTHER PERCEIVED GRIEVANCES FUELED BY FALSE NARRATIVES.

AS OPPOSED TO THE PERSON WHO PUSHED THOSE NARRATIVES, WHO'S

SO THE LOOMING THREAT OF CONTINUED INTRAMURAL VIOLENCE

RAISES THE IMPORTANT QUESTION: WILL THE REPUBLICAN PARTY

FINALLY TAKE A STAND AGAINST THE MAN WHO LEGITIMIZED AMERICAN

FOR THE ANSWER, WE TURN TO HOUSE MINORITY LEADER AND MAN WHO...

AW, DAMMIT, HE WENT DOWN TO MAR-A-LAGO TODAY.

YOU'RE GOING TO GO SUCK UP TO THE MAN WHO SENT GOONS TO KILL

THAT'S NOT A LACK OF SELF-RESPECT, THAT'S A LACK OF

THAT'S LIKE TURNING TO THE CANNIBAL WHO'S SLOWLY EATING YOU

AND SAYING, "I'M SORRY FOR INITIALLY RUNNING AWAY FROM

ALL THAT CARDIO REALLY TOUGHENED MY THIGH MEAT.

HERE, LET ME TENDERIZE THEM WITH SOME VINEGAR AND MISO.

SOURCES SAY THAT HE IS CAUGHT BETWEEN G.O.P. MEMBERS WHO THINK

THE ATTACK ON THE CAPITOL WAS SEDITION AND THE FORMER

HE'S CAUGHT BEEN A ROCK AND A DUMB-AS-A-ROCK.

EVIDENTLY, THE ONLY THING SCARIER TO REPUBLICANS IN

CONGRESS THAN A VIOLENT MOB, IS THE FEAR THAT THE VIOLENT MOB

ACCORDING TO ONE PARTY STRATEGIST, THE EX-PRESIDENT'S

MOST LOYAL FANS ARE A VOTING COALITION THAT MATTERS IN THIS

THEY HAVE A VOICE, AND THEY ARE GOING TO MAKE THAT VOICE HEARD.

THEY HAVE A CLEAR PLATFORM, AND THEY WANT TO HANG MIKE PENCE

ONE CONGRESSIONAL REPUBLICAN WHO'S GOT THE HOMICIDAL-VOTE ON

LOCKDOWN IS GEORGIA REPRESENTATIVE AND CHURCH CAMP

DIRECTOR DESCRIBING PUBERTY IN BIBLICAL TERMS, MARJORIE TAYLOR

GREENE IS ALREADY INFAMOUS FOR HER SUPPORT OF Q-ANON, BUT

BELIEVE IT OR NOT, IT GETS WORSE, BECAUSE THIS WEEK,

REPORTERS UNEARTHED ONLINE POSTS WHERE GREENE REPEATEDLY

INDICATED SUPPORT FOR EXECUTING PROMINENT DEMOCRATIC

OKAY, THAT'S PROBABLY GOING TO COMPLICATE THIS YEAR'S

I THOUGHT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO STAY UNDER $25.

IN ONE FACEBOOK POST, A GREENE SUPPORTER ASKED OF HILLARY

CLINTON AND BARACK OBAMA: "NOW DO WE GET TO HANG THEM?"

AND GREENE REPLIED, "STAGE IS BEING SET, PLAYERS ARE BEING PUT

THERE'S A REASON THE GODFATHER DOESN'T SAY THIS:

>> I'M GOING TO MAKE AN OFFER HE CAN'T REFUSE, BECAUSE IF HE DOES

>> STEPHEN: AND THIS WEEK, A VIDEO SURFACED OF GREEN BERATING

>> DAVID, WHY ARE YOU SUPPORTING THE RED FLAG LAWS?

DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO DEFEND YOUR STANCE?

LOOK, I'M AN AMERICAN CITIZEN, I'M A GUN OWNER.

THE BEST WAY TO STOP A BAD GUY WITH A GUN IS WITH A GOOD GUY

>> STEPHEN: OKAY, THAT LOOKS STUPID AND CRUEL, BUT THAT

COULD JUST BE A FALSE FLAG OPERATION BY ANTIFA TO GET US TO

THINK MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE IS A CHILD-HARASSING PSYCHOPATH.

LUCKILY, SHE WON'T HAVE MUCH TIME TO YELL AT THE KIDS ABOUT

HER GUNS, BECAUSE HOUSE REPUBLICANS JUST APPOINTED

THE LADY WHO DENIES SCHOOL SHOOTINGS IS IN CHARGE OF

WHY NOT JUST APPOINT SURGEON GENERAL JOE CAMEL?

"WARNING: SMOKING CAN MAKE YOU DANGEROUSLY COOL."

NOW, I HEAR YOU ASKING, SURE, MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE HAS SAID

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