When the Bidens moved into the White House, they brought their two dogs with them.

比登斯夫婦搬進白宮時，把他們的兩條狗也帶來了。

Champ and major.

冠軍和少校。

There they are.

他們在那裡。

Beautiful German shepherds.

美麗的德國牧羊犬。

Well, here's the thing.

好吧，事情是這樣的

When there are dogs in the White House, the Secret Service has a special canine security detail.

當白宮裡有狗的時候，特勤局有專門的犬類安保人員。

It protects the dogs.

它可以保護狗。

Yeah, I'm curious what it's like protecting the president's dog, So I wanted to find out joining me now.

是啊，我很好奇保護總統的狗是什麼感覺，所以我想知道現在加入我的行列。

Canine Special Agent James Duncan.

犬類特工詹姆斯-鄧肯。

Hello, Agent Duncan.

你好，鄧肯探員

Hello, Mr O'Brien.

你好，奧布賴恩先生

Now, let me get this straight.

現在，讓我把話說清楚。

Sir, you're the Secret Service agent assigned to protect Champ and Major, is that correct?

長官，你是特勤局派來保護阿勝和少校的特工，對嗎？

Yes, sir.

是的，先生。

That's correct.

這是正確的。

And as a matter of fact, I've got I've got Champion Major right here at my feet as we speak, sir.

事實上，在我們說話的時候 冠軍少校就在我腳下，先生。

Oh, great.

哦，太好了。

This is cool.

這是很酷的。

Can we see them?

我們能看到他們嗎？

Is that is that possible?

這可能嗎？

I'm afraid not.

恐怕不會。

You know, it is a security thing.

你知道，這是一個安全問題。

And also I am.

也是我。

I'm not allowed.

我不允許。

Thio, tip the camera down towards my lap anymore.

Thio，把相機朝我的腿上傾斜下去了。

On zoom.

關於變焦。

Right, Right.

對，對。

That's been People have been getting in trouble for that.

那是人們一直在為此而煩惱。

Yeah, let's get to the point.

是啊，讓我們進入正題吧。

If you're a canine security agent, what were you doing?

如果你是犬類保安員，你在做什麼？

The last four years.

在過去的四年裡。

I mean, famously, the trumps did not have dogs.

我的意思是，著名的，王牌家族沒有養狗。

No, sir, they did not have a dog.

不，先生，他們沒有養狗。

But they did have Eric Trump, sir.

但他們確實有埃裡克-特朗普，先生。

And I was assigned to him.

而我被分配到他身邊。

Alright, but Eric Trump is not a dog.

好吧，但埃裡克-特朗普不是一條狗。

Nobody said Eric Trump was a dog.

沒有人說埃裡克-特朗普是一條狗。

Okay?

好嗎？

People like dogs.

人們喜歡狗。

People wanna be around dogs.

人們都想和狗在一起

Dogs could learn new things.

狗可以學習新的東西。

But we did feel that there was enough psychological overlap between dogs and Eric that that I could work with him.

但我們確實覺得，狗和埃裡克之間有足夠的心理重疊，我可以和他合作。

Okay, Well, what do you mean by that?

好吧，那你是什麼意思？

Well, Eric Trump is he's energetic.

嗯，埃裡克-特朗普是他的精力充沛。

He's eager to please.

他急於討好。

He's ploy this Hell, I got to tell you, and he loves to chase a Frisbee, and he is capable of being a very, very good boy.

我得告訴你，他很喜歡追逐飛盤 他能成為一個非常非常好的男孩。

Oh, Okay.

哦，好吧。

So there.

所以，有。

I see that there's Yeah, I see.

我看到了，有 是的，我明白了。

Yeah, The first time I met him, he was extremely suspicious of me.

是啊，我第一次見到他時，他對我非常懷疑。

But a soon as he got up there and sniff my crotch way became friends.

但他一上去就聞我的胯下方式成為朋友。

And, you know, soon thereafter, he was sleeping at the foot of my bed every night.

而且，你知道，此後不久，他每天晚上都睡在我的床腳下。

I'm sorry.

我很抱歉

Eric slept at the foot of your bed.

埃裡克睡在你的床頭。

Yes, sir.

是的，先生。

Unless I had a lady spend the night.

除非我有一個女人過夜。

Then it was back in the crate.

然後就回到了箱子裡。

Ah, yeah, I gotta You can't have him roaming around.

啊，是的，我得 你不能讓他到處亂跑。

Actually, you know, I couldn't ask for a nicer boy if I'm being honest with you.

其實，你知道，我不能要求一個更好的男孩 如果我是誠實的你。

And I brought some pictures I'd like to show you if you'd like.

我還帶來了一些照片，如果你願意的話，我想給你看。

Yeah, Let's see these photos.

是啊，讓我們看看這些照片。

This is great.

這是偉大的。

Great.

厲害

So this is, uh this is Eric on the first warm day of spring.

所以這是，呃，這是埃裡克在春天的第一個溫暖的日子。

Actually got eight nipples.

其實有八個乳頭。

That's odd.

那就奇怪了

Yes, sir.

是的，先生。

Yes, sir.

是的，先生。

And he loved having his tummy erupt.

而且他喜歡讓自己的肚子爆發。

We loved it.

我們喜歡它。

Here's another one I took on the fourth of July.

這是我在國慶節拍的另一張照片。

Who?

誰？

He looks scared.

他看起來很害怕。

The fireworks really freaked him out.

煙花真的把他嚇壞了。

It's actually the only time I saw him to express his anal glands.

其實這是我唯一一次看到他表達自己的肛腺。

Okay, we don't need to hear everything.

好吧，我們不需要聽到的一切。

You could have skipped that part.

你可以跳過這部分。

Okay?

好嗎？

Yes, sir.

是的，先生。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Well, here's a happier time.

好吧，這裡是一個更快樂的時間。

This is a photo of Eric with his family.

這是Eric與家人的合影。

I'm sorry.

我很抱歉

Is that a plastic cone on his head?

他頭上的是個塑膠錐子嗎？

Yes, sir.

是的，先生。

He got here minutes after after playing with Steve Bannon, and, uh, we tried to put a cream on his ear, but he got rubbing it off.

他在和史蒂夫-班農玩了幾分鐘後到了這裡 我們想在他的耳朵上塗點藥膏 但他把藥膏擦掉了。

Yeah.

是啊。

Yeah, well, well, anyway, Eriks gone now and you have to really dogs to look after.

是啊，好吧，好吧，反正埃裡克斯現在走了，你得好好照顧狗了

How is it different now?

現在有什麼不同？

It's It's very different, sir.

這是非常不同的，先生。

First champion Major never tried to hump my leg.

第一個冠軍少校從來沒有試圖駝我的腿。

And, you know, Eric was always getting after it.

而且，你知道，埃裡克總是得到後，它。

I had to use a squirt gun to get him off me.

我不得不用水槍把他從我身上弄走。

Let me just check here.

讓我在這裡檢查一下。

Yeah, Yeah.

是啊，是啊。

Both these guys still have their testicles.

這兩個人的睪丸都還在。

Very good and seen.

很好，看到了。

Special Agent James Duncan.

特別探員詹姆斯-鄧肯

Thank you for spending your time and best of luck to you.

謝謝你花時間，祝你好運。

Thank you, sir.

謝謝你，先生。

Thank you for having me, Conan.

謝謝你邀請我，柯南