Hey, girl.

嘿，女孩。

Hey, girl.

嘿，女孩。

How's it going?

進展如何？

Terrible.

太可怕了

Thanks for asking.

謝謝你的關心

How are you?

你好嗎？

Also Terrible s.

也是可怕的s。

Oh, I'm really sorry to spring this on you, and this is super awkward.

哦，我真的很抱歉把這話說給你聽，這太尷尬了。

But I just noticed a Venmo transaction between you and someone I know.

但我剛剛注意到你和我認識的人之間有一筆Venmo交易。

Are you also dating Jake?

你也在和傑克約會嗎？

Because he used the fork and knife emoji when sending you money.

因為他給你寄錢的時候用了刀叉的表情。

Which is the emoji he sent me when we had dinner last week.

這是上週我們吃飯時他發給我的表情。

I noticed you guys don't follow each other on social media.

我注意到你們沒有在社交媒體上互相關注。

Is that kind of rules out being friends?

這樣就排除了做朋友的可能嗎？

And when I asked him what he did yesterday said he met his friends puppy.

當我問他昨天做了什麼時，他說他遇到了他朋友的小狗。

And I know you have, like, three dogs that kind of lines up with the Venmo situation, and I'm just worried with the pandemic and stuff.

我知道你有一樣，三隻狗 那種線與Venmo的情況， 我只是擔心與流行病和東西。

If he's dating multiple people, one of them maybe being you Who was my friend?

如果他和很多人約會 其中一個可能就是你 誰是我的朋友？

Holy shit.

我的天啊

Oh, my God.

哦，我的上帝。

Okay, well, first off, we'll get you a little miss your law.

好吧，好吧，首先，我們會給你一個小小姐你的法律。

Oh, my God.

哦，我的上帝。

Stop.

停止。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

And second, Yes, we did.

第二，是的，我們有。

We went on one date, okay?

我們只約會過一次，好嗎？

Same unmasked.

一樣的不加掩飾。

Unmasked, Okay.

揭開面具，好的

Same.

同樣的。

I mean, did he tell you that he was seeing other people.

我是說，他有沒有告訴你，他在和別人約會。

Well, I told him I was in isolation pod and that I take the pandemic very seriously.

我告訴他我在隔離艙裡 而且我對這次大流行病非常重視。

And so then I asked what his exposure was, and he said that he wasn't seeing anyone.

所以後來我問他的曝光率是多少，他說他沒有見人。

Oh, except for the occasional friends for, like, a distance park.

哦，除了偶爾的朋友，比如，遠距離公園。

Okay, that is what he also told me.

好吧，這也是他告訴我的。

Oh, my God.

哦，我的上帝。

He's a liar.

他是個金光黨。

What a liar.

真是個金光黨。

Well, okay, I'm I'll do whatever you want to do here.

好吧，好吧，我... ...我會做任何你想做的事情。

Honestly.

老實說

Same.

同樣的。

Our friendship means way more to me than Jake.

我們的友誼對我來說比傑克更重要

Yeah, screw Jake.

是啊，去他媽的傑克。

I mean, I did.

我的意思是，我做到了。

You screwed Jake.

你搞砸了傑克。

Yeah.

是啊。

Oh, after one day.

哦，一天之後。

Yeah.

是啊。

No, Sorry.

不，對不起。

No, no judgment at all.

不，完全沒有判斷力。

Just I mean, it was like an eight hour long day, and we talked a lot about family trauma and, like, really deep stuff.

只是我的意思是，這就像一個八小時長的一天， 我們談了很多關於家庭創傷 和一樣，真正深刻的東西。

And, you know, that's like my king girl.

而且，你知道，這就像我的國王女孩。

I would never Yuck.

我永遠不會呸。

You're young and I don't know, I just felt, like, really emotionally connected to him.

你還年輕，我不知道，我只是覺得，就像，真正的情感連接到他。

And now I just feel totally stupid.

而現在我覺得自己完全是個傻子。

No, and I don't feel stupid.

不，我不覺得自己很傻。

He's the idiot who's endangering your life in the lives of everyone you know in love.

他就是那個危害你生命的白痴，在你認識的每個人的生命中，在愛情中。

He totally did.

他完全做到了。

That makes you feel any better.

這讓你感覺更好。

Jake and I did not hook up.

傑克和我沒有勾搭上。

No, no.

不，不。

It sounds like you guys were way closer than we were.

聽起來你們比我們更親近。

We just kissed.

我們只是親吻。

You kissed?

你們接吻了？

Yeah.

是啊。

We kissed.

我們親吻了。

Oh, my God.

哦，我的上帝。

Oh, my God.

哦，我的上帝。

This is so weird.

這真是太奇怪了。

So weird.

好奇怪

It feels like double dick dipping.

感覺就像雙雞巴浸泡。

I mean, I don't blame him for going on a date with you, obviously, because I would totally go on a date with you, too.

我的意思是，我不怪他去 與你約會，很明顯， 因為我完全會去 與你約會，太。

Given the chance.

如果有機會。

Are you kidding?

你在開玩笑嗎？

And I totally would have gone on a date with you to Oh, my God.

我完全會和你去約會 哦，我的上帝。

Julie, stop.

朱莉，停止。

We would have, like, a circus of cats and dogs.

我們會有，像，一個馬戲團的貓和狗。

Oh, God.

哦，天啊

We were both.

我們都是。

All of our clothes would be covered in rainbow colors of for it would be amazing.

我們所有的衣服會被覆蓋在彩虹色的為它將是驚人的。

Well, if you want to continue to see Jake, I totally support it.

好吧，如果你想繼續看到傑克，我完全支持它。

And I will back down.

而我也會退讓。

Or we could kill him.

或者我們可以殺了他。

E e Have a little crawlspace under my house is like no one has access to it.

我家樓下有一個小爬行空間，就像沒有人可以進入它。

It's got a padlock on it.

上面有一把掛鎖。

Just shopping I'm put him with.

只是購物我把他與。

Yeah, well, I'm free all day today.

是啊，我今天一天都有空。

If you If you want to talk about God, thank you.

如果你想談論上帝，謝謝你。

I mean, if there's any reason to reconnect in these unprecedented times.

我的意思是，如果有任何理由重新連接 在這個前所未有的時代。

This is hilarious reason.

這就是搞笑的原因。

Thio, tell me about it.

Thio, 告訴我吧.

Despite the circumstances, Um, it's been really nice hearing from you.

儘管情況如此，嗯，聽到你的消息真的很高興。

Yeah, and I hope regardless of Jake, dating in the pandemic is going okay for you.

是啊，我希望不管傑克怎麼樣，在流行病中約會對你來說都是好的。

Um, yeah, it's the worst.

嗯，是的，這是最糟糕的。

The total worst.

總的來說是最差的。

Regardless of what happens, this has been one hell of a meet.

不管發生了什麼，這都是一次很好的見面。

Cute for us.

對我們來說很可愛。

I mean, honestly, the best plot twist would be that we start dating.

我是說，老實說，最好的情節轉折是我們開始約會。

I mean, you're not wrong.

我的意思是，你沒有錯。

Technically, we've already been exposed to each other.

從技術上講，我們已經互相接觸過了。

Um, wine in the park?

嗯，在公園裡喝酒？

Um, yeah, yeah.

嗯，是的，是的。

Love let How about next Thursday?

愛讓下週四怎麼樣？

I'm looking forward to it.

我很期待。

Okay, great.

好的，很好。

Well, it has been great seeing you.

嗯，很高興見到你。

I'm really I'm looking forward to it.

我真的我很期待。

Well, that went well.

嗯，這很順利。

That happened pretty much word for word.

這事一字不差地發生了。

So I guess the lesson of this video is to make your memo transactions private.

所以我想，這個視頻的教訓是讓你的備忘錄交易變得私密。

You know, the funny thing is, when Jake paid me for the dinner I ordered for us, I literally told him Venmo is the best way to stock someone.

你知道嗎，有趣的是，當傑克支付我的晚餐，我為我們訂購的，我真的告訴他Venmo是最好的方式來庫存的人。

And he probably thought I was joking and he thought wrong.

而他可能以為我在開玩笑，他想錯了。

And the joke's on him because now I have a date with a pretty lady I'm Anaconda and thank you to the Patriots who supported today's video, and they could, in order to be the end for sponsoring today's episode.

而笑話的是他，因為現在我和一個漂亮的女士有一個約會，我是蟒蛇，感謝愛國者隊支持今天的視頻，他們可以，為了成為贊助今天的節目的結束。

As you guys remember, I was in Canada last year to film a show, and because of Cove it, I was stuck there for, like, a very long time in quarantine on.

你們還記得，我去年在加拿大拍攝一個節目，因為Cove它，我被困在那裡，就像，很長一段時間的隔離。

I was heartbroken that so many of my favorite entertainment platforms were not available.

我很心痛，這麼多我喜歡的娛樂平臺都沒有。

But fret not, my friends.

但不要擔心，我的朋友們。

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Nord VPN讓您無論身在何處，都能訪問Netflix、Lulu Prime Video和HBO Max。

It even worked when I was filming in China, which is very impressed.

甚至在中國拍戲的時候也能用，印象非常深刻。

You can have up to six simultaneous connections with their superfast servers.

您最多可以與他們的超高速服務器同時擁有六個連接。

There's no data logging and double data encryption for increased anonymity.

沒有數據記錄，雙重數據加密，提高匿名性。

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如果你有一個問題，他們有24 7客戶支持，我絕對需要，所以我可以看我的幾乎不會動畫節目去Nord VPN com斜線安娜，並得到這個特殊的交易。