Name: 當你和你的朋友約會的是同一個人（英尺朱莉-諾爾克）。 (When you and your friend are dating the same guy (ft. Julie Nolke))
Uploaded: 2021-01-28T23:26:23.000Z
Duration: 5 min 20 s

Oh, I'm really sorry to spring this on you, and this is super awkward.

哦，我真的很抱歉把這話說給你聽，這太尷尬了。

But I just noticed a Venmo transaction between you and someone I know.

但我剛剛注意到你和我認識的人之間有一筆Venmo交易。

Because he used the fork and knife emoji when sending you money.

因為他給你寄錢的時候用了刀叉的表情。

Which is the emoji he sent me when we had dinner last week.

這是上週我們吃飯時他發給我的表情。

I noticed you guys don't follow each other on social media.

我注意到你們沒有在社交媒體上互相關注。

這樣就排除了做朋友的可能嗎？

And when I asked him what he did yesterday said he met his friends puppy.

當我問他昨天做了什麼時，他說他遇到了他朋友的小狗。

And I know you have, like, three dogs that kind of lines up with the Venmo situation, and I'm just worried with the pandemic and stuff.

我知道你有一樣，三隻狗 那種線與Venmo的情況， 我只是擔心與流行病和東西。

If he's dating multiple people, one of them maybe being you Who was my friend?

如果他和很多人約會 其中一個可能就是你 誰是我的朋友？

Okay, well, first off, we'll get you a little miss your law.

好吧，好吧，首先，我們會給你一個小小姐你的法律。

I mean, did he tell you that he was seeing other people.

我是說，他有沒有告訴你，他在和別人約會。

Well, I told him I was in isolation pod and that I take the pandemic very seriously.

我告訴他我在隔離艙裡 而且我對這次大流行病非常重視。

And so then I asked what his exposure was, and he said that he wasn't seeing anyone.

所以後來我問他的曝光率是多少，他說他沒有見人。

Oh, except for the occasional friends for, like, a distance park.

哦，除了偶爾的朋友，比如，遠距離公園。

Well, okay, I'm I'll do whatever you want to do here.

好吧，好吧，我... ...我會做任何你想做的事情。

Our friendship means way more to me than Jake.

我們的友誼對我來說比傑克更重要

Just I mean, it was like an eight hour long day, and we talked a lot about family trauma and, like, really deep stuff.

只是我的意思是，這就像一個八小時長的一天， 我們談了很多關於家庭創傷 和一樣，真正深刻的東西。

而且，你知道，這就像我的國王女孩。

You're young and I don't know, I just felt, like, really emotionally connected to him.

你還年輕，我不知道，我只是覺得，就像，真正的情感連接到他。

而現在我覺得自己完全是個傻子。

He's the idiot who's endangering your life in the lives of everyone you know in love.

他就是那個危害你生命的白痴，在你認識的每個人的生命中，在愛情中。

It sounds like you guys were way closer than we were.

I mean, I don't blame him for going on a date with you, obviously, because I would totally go on a date with you, too.

我的意思是，我不怪他去 與你約會，很明顯， 因為我完全會去 與你約會，太。

And I totally would have gone on a date with you to Oh, my God.

我完全會和你去約會 哦，我的上帝。

We would have, like, a circus of cats and dogs.

我們會有，像，一個馬戲團的貓和狗。

All of our clothes would be covered in rainbow colors of for it would be amazing.

我們所有的衣服會被覆蓋在彩虹色的為它將是驚人的。

Well, if you want to continue to see Jake, I totally support it.

好吧，如果你想繼續看到傑克，我完全支持它。

E e Have a little crawlspace under my house is like no one has access to it.

我家樓下有一個小爬行空間，就像沒有人可以進入它。

If you If you want to talk about God, thank you.

I mean, if there's any reason to reconnect in these unprecedented times.

我的意思是，如果有任何理由重新連接 在這個前所未有的時代。

Despite the circumstances, Um, it's been really nice hearing from you.

儘管情況如此，嗯，聽到你的消息真的很高興。

Yeah, and I hope regardless of Jake, dating in the pandemic is going okay for you.

是啊，我希望不管傑克怎麼樣，在流行病中約會對你來說都是好的。

Regardless of what happens, this has been one hell of a meet.

不管發生了什麼，這都是一次很好的見面。

I mean, honestly, the best plot twist would be that we start dating.

我是說，老實說，最好的情節轉折是我們開始約會。

Technically, we've already been exposed to each other.

從技術上講，我們已經互相接觸過了。

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