Is that correct?

是這樣嗎？

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的。

Conan, it was awesome.

柯南，真是太棒了。

Okay, well, this is This is great.

好了，好了，這是 這是偉大的。

Go ahead, tell us what happened.

說吧，告訴我們發生了什麼。

Well, Conan, earlier this week, I was whatever.

嗯，柯南，這周早些時候，我是什麼。

So then we realized it was on my head the whole time.

所以後來我們才發現它一直在我頭上。

But I'm sorry, Andy.

但我很抱歉，安迪。

What was that?

那是什麼？

That Conan was the most important lesson I've ever learned.

那個柯南是我學到的最重要的一課。

No, no, no.

不，不，不。

I don't mean the story.

我不是指故事。

I couldn't see or hear anything You just said.

我看不到也聽不到你剛才說的任何話。

How did you do that?

你是怎麼做到的？

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的。

No, that's my new paywall.

不，那是我的新付費牆。

Your paywall.

你的付費牆。

Yeah.

是啊。

From now on, anyone who wants access toe premium Andy Richter content such as, like, you know, anecdotes or jokes or or quick witted jabs.

從現在開始，任何人誰想要訪問 溢價安迪裡希特的內容，如，你知道， 軼事或笑話或或快速機智的刺。

They gotta pay 3 99 a month.

他們每個月要付399元

Basically, what do you talk about?

基本上，你說的是什麼？

The show already gives you a salary.

節目中已經給了你工資。

How can you have your own paywall within the show?

如何在節目中擁有自己的付費牆？

Well, you see, Conan, whatever.

好吧，你看，柯南，隨便你。

And as it turns out, I was the father.

而事實證明，我就是那個父親。

Wait, What?

等等，什麼？

Um, my explanations behind the paywall.

嗯，我在付費牆後面的解釋。

Okay, It's insane.

好吧，這是瘋狂的。

You've got no shame, Andy.

你已經沒有羞恥心了，安迪。

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的。

Well, here's what I really think of you.

好吧，這就是我對你的真實想法。

Your, uh Yeah, that's not even the half of it.

你的，呃，是的，這還不是一半。

You son of a But you know what the worst thing is on then?

你這個混蛋 但你知道最糟糕的事情是什麼嗎？

I never saw her again.

我再也沒有見過她。

E.

E.

I am ashamed of you.

我以你為恥。

It's just disgusting trying to monetize this show this way.

想用這種方式來賺錢，實在是太噁心了。

Sorry.

對不起，我不知道

No, you're not.

不，你不是。

Sorry.

對不起，我不知道

And if you don't mind, I'd like to say something for a second that comes from my heart.

如果你不介意的話，我想說幾句我的心裡話。

It's my father's birthday this Friday.

這週五是我父親的生日。

Obviously, I love my dad.

很明顯，我愛我的爸爸。

And so I want to take just a moment of my show to say to my father right now.

所以我想在我的節目中花點時間對我的父親說，現在。

What?

什麼？

Come on.

來吧。

My father.

我的父親。

Ah ha ching.

啊哈清。

Dr.

博士

O'Brien.

奧布賴恩

You know my Venmo Unbelievable.

你知道我的Venmo Unbelievable。