THERE IS A CHANCE, A CHANCE, WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO DO THE ENTIRE

有一個機會，一個機會，我們可能會做的整個

OPENING OF THE SHOW WITHOUT MENTIONING YOU YOU KNOW WHO, YOU

節目開場不提你，你知道是誰，你。

KNOW "WHAT'S HIS NAME."

知道 "他叫什麼名字"。

YOU KNOW WHO I AM TALKING ABOUT THE.

你知道我說的是誰嗎？

GUY, THE GUY BIDEN REPLACED.

GUY，GUY BIDEN REPLACED。

WE MIGHT GET THROUGH THE ENTIRE THING.

我們可能會通過整個事情。

WE HAVE BEEN DREEPING OF THIS DAY, RIGHT, GUYS.

我們一直在做這一天的夢，對吧，夥計們。

>> Reggie: REALLY.

>> 雷吉：真的。

>> James: ST A REAL CHANCE YEAH.

>> 詹姆斯。一個真正的機會，是的。

HOW YOU DOING?

你怎麼做？

>> Reggie: I'M GOOD, HOW ARE YOU.

>> 雷吉：我很好，你怎麼樣。

>> James: I'M GOOD, WHAT'S HAPPENING?

>> 詹姆斯。我很好，發生了什麼事？

WHAT IS THE NEWS.

什麼是新聞。

YOU LOOK VERY CONTENT WITHIN YOURSELF THERE.

你在這裡看起來很有內容。

>> Reggie: YEAH, I FEEL REALLY GOOD ABOUT, YOU KNOW, MAKING

>> 是的，我覺得很好，你知道，讓

SOME GOOD DECISIONS IN LIFE.

生活中的一些好的決定。

>> James: ARE YOU?

>> 詹姆斯。是你嗎？

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> 雷吉：YEAH。

>> James: WHAT, WHERE ARE WE AT?

>> 詹姆斯。什麼，我們在哪裡？

WHAT IS THE DECISION?

決定是什麼？

>> Reggie: WELL, YOU KNOW, I'M STARTING TO REALLY TAKE STRENGTH

>> 好吧，你知道嗎，我開始真正的堅強起來了。

TRAINING MORE SERIOUSLY, DIET MORE SERIOUSLY.

訓練更認真，飲食更認真。

I GOT THE COVID-19-- I DIDN'T GET COVID-19 BUT I GAINED 19

我得到了COVID-19--我沒有得到COVID-19，但我得到了19。

POUNDS.

斤。

>> James: OH, YOU GAINED 19 POUNDS.

>> 詹姆斯。哦，你增加了19磅。

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> 雷吉：YEAH。

>> James: I'M DOWN.

>> 詹姆斯。我下來了。

I'M DOWN 14 POUNDS.

我下降了14磅。

>> Reggie: OH MAN.

>> 雷吉：OH MAN。

>> James: I'VE LOST 14 POUNDS SINCE JANUARY 2-7BD.

>> 詹姆斯。我已經失去了14磅 從一月2 -7BD。

>> Reggie: THAT'S AMAZING, MAN.

>> 太神奇了，夥計。

>> James: DON'T GET TOO EXCITED.

>> 詹姆斯。不要太興奮。

WE HAVE BEEN DOWN THIS ROAD BEFORE.

我們以前走過這條路。

RIGHT.

右邊。

SHOULD WE DO IT?

我們應該做嗎？

SHOULD WE SEE IF WE CAN GET TO THE HEADLINES.

我們要不要看看我們能不能上頭條？

LET'S JUMP IN.

讓我們跳進去。

ON CAPITOL HILL, KEY CONGRESSIONAL DEMOCRATS HAVE

在國會山，關鍵的國會民主黨人已經。

JUST INTRODUCED A BILL THAT WOULD RAISE THE MINIMUM WAGE TO

剛剛出臺的法案，將最低工資提高到了

$15 AN HOUR.

每小時15美元

IT CALLS FOR GRADUALLY INCREASING THE RATE UNTIL IT

它要求逐步提高費率，直到它。

HITS $15 IN 2025.

2025年達到15美元。

WHICH IS INCREDIBLE NEWS-- FOR PEOPLE IN THE YEAR 2025.

這對2025年的人們來說是個巨大的新聞。

BUT THIS IS BIG.

但這是大的。

THERE HASN'T BEEN AN INCREASE IN THE MINIMUM WAGE SINCE 2009.

自2009年以來，最低工資沒有增加。

TO GIVE YOU AN IDEA OF HOW LONG AGO THAT WAS, IT WAS THE SAME

為了讓你知道那是多久以前的事了，它是一樣的。

YEAR THAT RICHARD GERE'S MOVIE, "HACHI: A DOG'S TALE" WAS IN

理查德-格里的電影《哈奇：一條狗的故事》上映的那一年。

THEATERS.

劇院：

PROBABLY NOT THE BEST EXAMPLE, SEEING AS HOW RICHARD GERE HAS

可能不是最好的例子，因為RICHARD GERE已經有了。

LOOKED THE SAME AGE FOR THE LAST 20 YEARS.

在過去的20年裡，看起來同樣的年齡。

SERIOUSLY, THIS IS HIM IN 1999.

說真的，這是他在1999年。

MEAN WHILE PRESIDENT BLIEDEN CONTINUES TO GO ON AN

意思是說，當布里登總統繼續走下去的時候。

UNPRECEDENTED TEAR SIGNING EXECUTIVE ACTION AFTER EXECUTIVE

無預兆的淚水簽到後的執行行動。

ACTION.

行動：

HERE HE IS JUST TODAY.

他就在這裡，今天。

IN ONE WEEK, HE'S SIGNED A RECORD 37 EXECUTIVE ACTIONS.

在一週內，他已經簽署了37項記錄在案的行政措施。

HE'S 7 WILL YEARS OLD, AT HIS AGE SIGNING 37 EXECUTIVE ORDERS,

他已經7歲了，在他這個年紀簽了37份行政命令。

THAT COUNTS AS CARDIO.

這算得上是心電圖。

HERE SHOW BUSY AND FOCUSED BIDEN HAS BEEN.

這裡顯示繁忙和重點比登已經。

HE HASN'T EVEN STOPPED ONCE.

他甚至沒有停止過一次。

TO GO OFF ON AN TANGENT ABOUT HOW THERE AREN'T MILKMEN ANY

關於如何沒有奶農的問題，我就不多說了。

SORRY, MILK PEOPLE.

對不起，牛奶的人。

DO YOU MISS A MILKMAN, DO ANY OF THEM EXIST?

你想念一個擠奶工嗎，他們有嗎？

DO ANY EXIST ANY MORE?

還有人存在嗎？

>> I THINK THEY WERE GONE LIKE 20 YEARS BEFORE I WAS BORN.

>> 我想他們在我出生前20年就走了。

>> James: NO, THEY WEREN'T.

>> 詹姆斯。不，他們沒有。

>> I HAVE NEVER SEEN ONE.

>> 我從來沒有見過一個。

>> IN AMERICA.

>> 在美國，

>> James: NO.

>> 詹姆斯。沒有。

>> IT IS NOT A THING.

>> 它不是一個東西。

>> James: SHUT THE FRONT DOOR.

>> 詹姆斯。關上前門。

>> A LOT OF THINGS HAPPEN OVER HERE.

>> 這裡發生了很多事情。

>> James: THAT EXPLAINS A LOT.

>> 詹姆斯。這說明了很多問題。

YOU HAD A MILKMAN, RIGHT?

你有個擠奶工，對吧？

>> YEAH.

>> 是的。

>> James: NO ONE HERE HAD A MILK PERSON?

>> 詹姆斯。這裡沒有人有牛奶人？

THAT'S A REAL SHAME.

這是一個真正的恥辱。

YOU HAVE REALLY MISSED OUT.

你真的錯過了。

YOU KNOW WHAT I WILL DO FOR NEXT YEAR'S CHRISTMAS GIFT, I WILL

你知道我明年的聖誕禮物會怎麼做嗎？

GET EVERYONE A MILK PERSON.

讓每個人都有一個牛奶的人。

>> I'M DOWN.

>> 我下來了。

>> James: FOR ONE DAY, DROP OFF TWO BOTTLES OF COLD MILK.

>> 詹姆斯。一天之內，投下兩瓶冷牛奶。

LIKE THIS IS WEIRD.

就像這是奇怪的。

SETH MEYERS BOUGHT HIS TEAM A-- -- I GO YEAH, BUT, GOOD FOR

賽斯-邁爾斯給他的球隊買了個A... ... - 我知道了，不過，對他有好處

A DAY AND A HALF THAT MILK.

一天半的牛奶。

HERE'S SOME MORE NEWS ON THE COVID FRONT.

這裡有更多的新聞 在COVID前線。

OVER 1 MILLION RESIDENTS OF BEIJING HAVE BEEN GETTING TESTED

超過100萬北京居民接受檢測。

FOR CORONAVIRUS IN A NEW WAY THAT IS FAR NOR ACCURATE.

以一種新的方式，是遠也不準確的冠狀病毒。

WHICH IS WONDERFUL, BUT HEAR IS THE THING, THE NEW TEST IS

這是很奇妙的，但聽是什麼，新的測試是。

ADMINISTERED BY ANNAL SWAB THIS IS WHAT THEY MEANT WHEN THEY

這就是他們說的 "年檢拭子 "的意思。

SAID THE PANDEMIC WAS FINALLY STARTING TO TURN AROUND.

說PANDEMIC終於開始轉好了。

I WILL SAY, IT IS GOING TO REALLY COMPLICATE THOSE DRIVE

我想說，這將會使這些開車的人複雜化。

THRU TESTING SITES, ISN'T IT?

通過測試網站，不是嗎？

>> IS IT?

>> 是嗎？

>> REALLY, OKAY, JUST COME HERE.

>> 真的，好吧，只是來這裡。

>> REALLY, OKAY, JUST COME HERE.

>> 真的，好吧，只是來這裡。

WE ACTUALLY WANTED TO TEST PEOPLE THAT WAY HERE AT

我們實際上想測試的人，在這裡的方式

TELEVISION CITY-- BUT CBS POO-POOED THE IDEA.

電視城... ...但CBS把這個想法給毀了。

(RIM SHOT) WE ARE HE BACK GUYS, WE'RE BACK.

我們回來了，夥計們，我們回來了。

YEAH, I KNOW THAT LAST JOKE WASN'T GOOD, BUT HEY, REG, STILL

是的，我知道最後一個笑話不好，但嘿嘿，雷格，仍然是

IT WASN'T.

它不是。

CBS POOH POOHED IT BUT LACK AT IT THIS WAY.

CBS POOH POOHED它，但缺乏在這種方式。

STILL HAVEN'T MENTIONED HIM.

仍然沒有提到他。

>> YEAH.

>> 是的。

>> NO VALD MORTGAGE-- VOLDEMORT.

>> 沒有瓦爾德抵押... ... VOLDEMORT.

HERE'S A NEW STUDY WE WANTED TO TELL YOU ABOUT.

這裡有一項新的研究，我們想告訴你。

ACCORDING TO RESEARCHERS, AFTERNOON NAPS ARE LINKED TO

根據研究人員的研究，午間午睡與以下因素有關：

BETTER MENTAL AGILITY.

更好的心智敏捷性；

EXPERTS SAY AFTERNOON NAPS CAN HELP US REST OUR BRAINS AND

專家說午後小睡可以幫助我們休息大腦和

CLEAR OUT OUR JUMBLE OF DAILY THOUGHTS.

清理一下我們每天的想法。

I'M NOT GOING TO LIE, REG, I FEEL LIKE YOU ALREADY KNEW THIS.

我不想撒謊，REG，我覺得你好像早就知道了。

>> Reggie: OH YEAH.

>> 雷吉：OH YEAH。

>> James: ARE YOU A KING OF A NAP.

>> 詹姆斯。你是一個午睡之王。

>> Reggie: CAN I NAP ANY TIME, ANY PLACE.

>> 雷吉：我可以在任何時間，任何地點打盹嗎。

>> James: YEAH, I THINK WE ARE THE SAME I COULD SLEEP NAY

>> 詹姆斯。是的，我想我們是一樣的，我可以睡覺了。

WHEELBARROW.

車輪車：

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> 雷吉：YEAH。

>> James: ARE YOU IN THAT.

>> 詹姆斯。你在那。

>> I WISH I WAS, I DON'T FALL ASLEEP.

>> 我希望我是，我不入睡。

>> James: REALLY.

>> 詹姆斯。真的。

WHAT TIME DO YOU GO TO SLEEP.

你什麼時候去睡覺。

>> MIDNIGHT.

>> 午夜。

>> James: OKAY AM GUILLERMO, WHAT TIME DO YOU HIT THE SACK,

>> 詹姆斯。好吧，我GILLERMO，什麼時候你打麻袋。

WHEN IS IT LIGHTS OUT.

什麼時候熄燈。

>> SOMEWHERE BETWEEN 12 AND 2.

>>介於12和2之間的某處。

>> James: REALLY.

>> 詹姆斯。真的。

>> YEAH.

>> 是的。

>> James: UNLESS ARE YOU SINGLE, NOTHING GOOD HAPPENS

>> 詹姆斯。除非你是單身，沒有好的事情發生。

BETWEEN MIDNIGHT AND 4:00.

午夜和4點之間。

NO ONE HAS EVER DRAWN MONEY OUT OF AN ATM AT 3 A.M. FOR A GOOD

沒有人在凌晨3點從自動取款機裡取過錢。

REASON.

理由：

>> THAT'S TRUE.

>> 這是真的。

>> THAT'S TRUE.

>> 這是真的。

>> James: NO YOU DISAGREE?

>> 詹姆斯。你不同意嗎？

ALL CAN I SEE IS PETE GOING, HMMMM.

我只能看到佩特走了，嗯嗯。

BE HONEST, PEETD, ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN HOW DRUNK ARE YOU

誠實點，皮特德，在一到十的尺度上，你有多醉？

RIGHT NOW?

現在？

THREE?

三個？

A SOLID THREE.

一個完整的三。

ABOUT REGULAR.

關於常規。

THAT VEG.

該VEG。

ACCORDING TO EXPERTS, THE BEST NAP TO IMPROVE MENTAL AGILITY IS

根據專家們的說法，提高精神敏捷性的最佳午睡方法是......。

TEN TO 30 MINUTES, TAKEN BETWEEN 1:00 AND 3:00 P.M.

10至30分鐘，下午1時至3時之間進行

AND YOU'LL NEED THAT MENTAL AGILITY TO THINK OF AN EXCUSE

而你需要這種精神上的敏捷性來想出一個藉口來

WHEN YOUR BOSS ASKS WHY YOU'RE ASLEEP AT WORK.

當你的老闆問你為什麼在工作中睡覺時。

BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY, IF YOU GET A NAP IN, YOU'LL BE ABLE TO STAY

但最重要的是，如果你能睡上一覺，你就能留下來。

UP LATE ENOUGH TO ENJOY... THIS.

晚到足以享受... ...這。

WHATEVER THIS IS.

不管這是什麼。

FINALLY FACEBOOK A POLT GIEZED AFTER THEY MISTAKENLY TAGGED

最後FACEBOOK一個波蘭人GIEZED後，他們錯誤地標記了

POINTS OF A LANDMARK IN DEVON MI PLOWT, THE NAME OF THE LANDMARK

德文郡地標的要點--地標的名稱--MI PLOWT

IS PLYMOUTH HOE, HOE NO THEY DIDN'T.

PLYMOUTH是HOE，HOE不，他們沒有。

YOU GET IT RIGHT, HOE NO THEY DIDN'T.

你說對了，他們沒有。

THAT WAS THE JOKE, I SAID HOE NO THEY DIDN'T.

那是個玩笑，我說了，他們沒有。

CUZ YOU KNOW NORMALLY YOU SAY OH NO THEY DIDN'T.

因為你知道通常你會說，哦，不，他們沒有。

BUT IT IS CALLED PLYMOUTH HOE, SO I WAS SAYING HOE NO THEY

但它被稱為PLYMOUTH HOE，所以我說HOE沒有他們。

DIDN'T.

沒有。

>> GOOD JOB.

>> 好工作。

>> James: YOU KNOW?

>> 詹姆斯。你知道嗎？

>> STILL HAVEN'T MENTIONED HIM.

>> 還沒有提到他。

FACEBOOK PRACTICINGED THE NAME FOR BEING OFFENSIVE BUT PLYMOUTH

FACEBOOK因有攻擊性而實踐了名字，但普利莫斯

HOE ISN'T THE ONLY PLACE THEY FLAGGED.

他們並不是只在一個地方打了旗子。

THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO "YOUR MOM, WISCONSIN"

同樣的事情發生在 "你的媽媽，威斯康星州"。

(LAUGHTER) BECAUSE HOE AND OH, GUYS, WE DID

因為HOE和哦，夥計們，我們做到了。

IT, THAT'S THE MONO, WE DIDN'T MENTION HIM ONCE!

它，那是單聲道，我們沒有提到他一次！

LOOK AT THAT.

看看這個。

NOT A SINGLE MENTION.

沒有一個人提到。