Name: 鮑比-莫伊尼漢的最佳醉酒史重演 - 醉酒史。 (Bobby Moynihan’s Best Drunk History Reenactments - Drunk History)
Uploaded: 2021-01-27T20:36:09.000Z
Duration: 13 min 40 s

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Today, we're talking about Frances Cleveland,

今天，我們要談的是弗朗西絲-克利夫蘭。

所以，像，基本上，格羅佛克利夫蘭，

He was like, "Okay, I'm in a very unique situation.

他說："好吧，我的情況很特殊。

Rose Cleveland, Grover's lesbian sister, was like,

羅斯-克利夫蘭，格羅佛的女同性戀妹妹，就像。

"讓我們邀請艾瑪-福爾薩姆女士吧

Emma went to the White House, and everyone was like,

艾瑪去了白宮，每個人都很喜歡。

"I think he's going to marry Emma Folsom.

"我想他要和艾瑪-福爾森結婚了。

Like, that's going to be the way this shakes down."

就像，這將是這種方式動搖下來。"

Groves kinda saw Emma's daughter Frances,

格羅夫斯有點看到了艾瑪的女兒弗朗西斯。

"Let's just, you and me, take a little tour

"我們就，你和我，來個小旅行吧

這是所有（嗶）浪漫或什麼的。

And he was just like, "Look at this, like, look at this."

他只是喜歡，"看看這個，喜歡，看看這個。"

He's like, "I live in the most expensive house in America.

他說："我住在美國最貴的房子裡。

So she looked at it, and was like, "This is fabulous.

所以她看了看，就說："這太美妙了。

I could maybe see myself being the First Lady."

我也許能看到自己成為第一夫人。"

But then, Emma Folsom saw that Grover was jocking

但隨後，艾瑪-福爾森看到格羅佛在打飛機。

Like, I think you're about to get with the guy that I like,

就像，我覺得你要和我喜歡的人在一起了。

So she sends her to Europe for like one year

但她自己卻不知道，自己該死的。

Grover Cleveland wrote Frances a letter and was like,

格羅弗-克利夫蘭給弗朗西絲寫了一封信，就像。

Frances wrote back, like, "Yes, I will marry you."

弗朗西斯回信說："是的，我願意嫁給你。"

It was like a Chloe and Lamar nine-day wedding situation

這就像克洛伊和拉瑪九天的婚禮情況一樣

where they very quickly announced their engagement.

在那裡，他們非常迅速地宣佈了他們的訂婚。

"Frances is, like, gonna be the main bitch."

"弗朗西絲就像，會是主要的婊子。"

Grover was like, "Okay, well, I will be fully committed

格羅佛說："好吧，我將全力以赴。

I will be fully committed to a woman as my husband, wife.

我將全身心地投入到一個女人身上，作為我的丈夫、妻子。

- 好吧，等等，讓我看看你。等等，讓我看看你。

哦，親愛的，可愛。我真為你感到驕傲。

謝謝你 謝謝你 Thank you.謝謝你。

So they did that, and the press was hounding.

所以他們這麼做，媒體也在追捧。

This was the first time that some president married a girl

這是第一次有總統娶了一個女孩兒。

他們會移動瘋狂的組織、部門。

It's like her image was really exploited,

everything from household cleaning products

to small personal items like pill boxes, wooden things,

到小的個人物品，如藥盒、木質的東西。

"是啊，這個女孩會賣（嗶）"。

and turn me into all of these different commercial products.

並把我變成所有這些不同的商業產品。

Actually, I'm a college-educated woman. I'm put together.

其實，我是一個受過大學教育的女人。我是放在一起的。

And like, people are interested in me and in a way

而像，人們對我感興趣，在某種程度上

that they haven't been interested in other First Ladies,

他們對其他第一夫人沒有興趣。

Like, if everyone's gonna be paying attention to me,

就像，如果每個人都要注意我，

let's make sure they're paying attention to me

And by the way, I would like to be called Frank.

順便說一下，我想被稱為弗蘭克。

I mean, you can call me Frances, or you can call me Frank.

我是說，你可以叫我弗朗西斯，也可以叫我弗蘭克。

- I mean, that's the thing is she is a down-ass bitch.

- 我的意思是，這就是事情是她是一個向下的屁股婊子。

She's like, "Every single Saturday, I'm going to meet

她說："每個星期六，我都要去見你

And there will be lines forming outside of the White House.

弗朗西斯-克利夫蘭看到兩個年輕女孩

She's like, "That's not right. Like, this is not right."

她的樣子，"這是不對的。喜歡，這是不正確的。"

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