ARE 100% REAL, NOT PHOTOSHOPPED IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM, OKAY.

是100％真實的，而不是照片拍攝的任何方式，形狀或形式，好嗎。

SO YOU KNOW THAT WHEN YOU UPLOAD A PHOTO TO INSTAGRAM, THE PHOTO

所以你知道，當你把照片上傳到INSTAGRAM上時，這張圖片

GETS CROPPED?

被人砍了？

WELL, INSTAGRAM HAS ACTUALLY GIVEN ME ACCESS TO TONS OF USERS

好吧，INSTAGRAM實際上已經給了我訪問大量的用戶。

PHOTOS BEFORE THEY GOT CROPPED.

照片之前，他們得到了CROPPED。

AND I WANTED TO SHARE SOME OF THEM HERE WITH YOU TONIGHT.

我想今晚和你分享其中的一些。

YOU SEE THIS PHOTO?

你看到這張照片了嗎？

THIS IS A PHOTO SNOOP POSTED.

這是一個照片SNOOP發佈。

IT'S A THROWBACK PHOTO OF SNOOP WITH TUPAC AND SUGE KNIGHT.

這是一張SNOOP與TUPAC和SUGE KNIGHT的回溯照片。

GREAT PIC, BUT IT TURNS OUT THERE WAS SOMEONE ELSE IN THE

偉大的圖片，但它原來是別人在。

PHOTO.

照片：

YOUNG SHELDON.

楊-謝爾頓：

( LAUGHTER ) YEAH.

（笑）是啊。

HIM AND SNOOP HAD BEEF.

他和SNOOP有牛肉。

I DIDN'T WANT TO BELIEVE IT.

我不想相信它。

BUT CROPPED HIM OUT.

但把他拱了出來。

HERE'S ONE FROM MEGHAN THEE STALLION.

這是梅根-泰勒-史泰龍的作品。

IT'S HER SHOWING OFF SOME VERY LUXURIOUS PONY TAILS.

這是她在展示一些非常奢華的小馬尾巴。

THAT'S A GOOD PHOTO.

這是一個很好的照片。

BUT GET THIS, THEY'RE LITERALLY PONY'S TAILS.

但得到這個，他們是字面上的小馬的尾巴。

WELL, HORSE TAILS.

好吧，馬尾巴。

BUT YOU GET IT.

但你得到它。

HERE'S ONE FROM CARDI B.

這裡有一個來自CARDI B。

THERE SHE IS, WEARING A PRETTY WILD LEATHER OUTFIT.

她在那裡，穿著一件漂亮的野性皮革服裝。

I WAS WONDERING WHAT IT WAS ALL ABOUT, BUT THEN I SAW THE WHOLE

我還在想這是怎麼回事，但後來我看到了整件事

THING.

事情。

HUGE NEWS DROP HERE ON "THE LATE LATE SHOW."

"遲來的晚間秀 "上有重大新聞發佈。

NOT ONLY IS CARDI B. STARRING IN "THE MATRIX 4," BUT APPARENTLY

不僅是CARDI B.出演 "The MATRIX 4"，但似乎

IT'S ALSO CALLED "MATRIX 4: HERE WE GO AGAIN."

它也被稱為 "MATRIX 4： 我們又來了。"

( LAUGHTER ) WHICH I WISH IT WAS.

（笑）我希望它是。

I THINK IT SHOULD BE "MATRIX 4: HERE WE GO AGAIN, BACK IN THE

我想應該是 "MATRIX 4：我們又來了，回到了過去"。

HABIT."

習慣。"

( LAUGHTER ) HERE'S ONE FROM DAVID BECKHAM.

這是戴維-貝克漢姆發來的消息

IT'S HIM AND HIS DAUGHTER HAVING A NICE EVENING OUT.

這是他和他的女兒有一個美好的夜晚了。

THEY'RE WEARING REINDEER FACE MASKS.

他們戴著馴鹿面罩。

I REALLY THOUGHT THIS WAS SUCH A NICE PHOTO, BUT THEN I SAW WHERE

我真的以為這是很好的照片，但後來我看到在哪裡。

THEY GOT THE MASKS FROM.

他們的面具來自：

I THINK IT'S CRUEL.

我認為這是殘酷的。

( AUDIENCE REACTS ) YEAH.

（觀眾反應）是的。

IT'S NOT REAL, GUYS!

這不是真的，夥計們！

YOU KNOW IT'S NOT REAL.

你知道這不是真的。

EVERYONE KNOWS THERE AREN'T TWO RUDOLPHS.

每個人都知道沒有兩個魯道夫。

( LAUGHTER ) HERE'S ONE FROM KYLIE JENNER.

這是凱莉-詹納發來的消息：

HER, IN A POOL, DOING HER THING.

她，在一個游泳池，做她的事。

BUT I WAS SURPRISED TO FIND OUT WHERE SHE WAS ACTUALLY SWIMMING.

但是，我很驚訝地發現她在哪裡實際游泳。

LOOK AT THAT.

看看這個。

( LAUGHTER ) IT'S A GIANT TOILET.

（笑）這是一個巨大的洗碗機。

A.

A.

>> Reggie: THAT MAKES SENSE.

>> 這很有道理。

>> James: NOT SWIMMING IN A POOL, BUT IN A GIANT TOILET.

>> 詹姆斯。不是在游泳池裡游泳，而是在一個巨大的洗碗機裡。

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> 雷吉：YEAH。

>> James: DID YOU THINK THAT? YOU THOUGHT SHE WAS IN A POOL.

>> 詹姆斯。你覺得呢？ 你以為她是在游泳池裡。

SHE'S NOT.

她不是。

GIANT TOILET.

巨大的洗碗機。

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU CAN GET TOILETS THAT BIG.

我不知道你能得到這麼大的洗碗機。

BUT IF YOU HAVE THAT SORT OF MONEY, GOT TO SPEND IT ON

但如果你有那麼多錢，就得花在...

SOMETHING.

一些事情。

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> 雷吉：YEAH。

>> James: BECAUSE I THOUGHT SHE WAS IN A POOL.

>> 詹姆斯。因為我以為她在游泳池裡。

IF YOU LOOK AT THE PHOTO, EVERYTHING ABOUT IT SAYS SHE'S

如果你看了照片，所有的事情都說她是... ...

IN A POOL.

在一個游泳池裡。

SHE'S NOT.

她不是。

GIANT TOILET.

巨大的洗碗機。

WHEN YOU LOOK AT IT, YOU'D THINK SHE'S IN A POOL!

當你看到它的時候，你會認為她在游泳池裡！

SHE MUST BE IN A POOL!

她一定是在游泳池裡！

>> YEAH, LOOKS BLUE.

>> 是的，看起來是藍色的。

>> James: YEAH, BUT BE HONEST, WHEN YOU SAW THAT PHOTO, YOU

>> 詹姆斯。是的，但說實話，當你看到那張照片，你。

THOUGHT SHE WAS IN A POOL.

我還以為她在游泳池裡呢

SHE WASN'T.

她沒有。

GIANT TOILET.

巨大的洗碗機。

( LAUGHTER ) HERE'S ONE FROM "THE JERSEY

這是 "傑西 "雜誌的一篇文章。

SHORE'S" MIKE "THE SITUATION."

岸上的 "麥克"，"情況。"

IT'S HIM AND HIS WIFE HOLDING UP A PAIR OF BABY SHOES, ANNOUNCING

這是他和他的妻子舉著一雙嬰兒鞋，宣佈。

THAT THEY'RE EXPECTING A CHILD.

他們正在等待一個孩子。

I THOUGHT, THAT'S LOVELY.

我想，那是可愛的。

BUT IT TURNS OUT THOSE ARE NOT BABY SHOES.

但事實證明這不是嬰兒鞋。

THEY'RE MIKE'S SHOES.

他們是邁克的鞋子。

( LAUGHTER ) WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JARED

我們馬上就回來，賈裡德。

LETO, EVERYBODY!

LETO，每一個人！