Name: 妮可-拜爾在隔離區養殖 - CONAN在TBS上的報道 (Nicole Byer Is Farming In Quarantine - CONAN on TBS)
Uploaded: 2021-01-26T22:10:18.000Z
Duration: 2 min 22 s

Someone told me you're getting into farming.

I have tomatoes, cherry tomatoes and heirlooms.

我有西紅柿，櫻桃西紅柿和傳家寶。

They are giving me a pretty fruitful bounty.

On the other hand, I am not getting a fruitful bounty.

另一方面，我並沒有得到豐厚的回報。

My harvest are very small and few in between.

I also have a watermelon that I grew incorrectly.

有一個人被全部留下來了，亂七八糟的。

然後，呃，另一個人死在了本。

Here's the effect of quarantine on you, Nicole.

Over the years, you and I have spoken many times, and you always talked at great length about your well raunchy sex life.

這些年來，你我談過很多次，你總是長篇大論地談論你那好淫蕩的性生活。

You're very explicit about gentlemen that you've hooked up with, and you go into great detail and I get very embarrassed.

你對你勾搭過的先生們說得很清楚，你說得很詳細，我很尷尬。

Now, after almost a year of quarantine, you're talking about tomatoes and carrots and how they're not thriving.

現在，經過近一年的檢疫，你說的西紅柿和胡蘿蔔怎麼不旺盛。

When life goes back to normal, which it will, I will hop back on the dicks and I will be writing them all day long.

當生活恢復正常的時候，會的，我會跳回屌絲，我會整天寫他們。

But for right now, as a lady who's scared of Corona and refuses to die for Medio in farming phallic things like my cucumbers, my parrots, I was told zucchinis or good growers so I might get some zucchinis, but it's getting It's getting to be a lot.

但現在，作為一個害怕科羅娜的女士，拒絕為梅迪奧在養殖黃瓜、鸚鵡等法寶的事情上死心塌地，有人告訴我，小葫蘆或者是好的種植者，所以我可能會買到一些小葫蘆，但這已經是越來越多了。

But you think that because you're getting into this farming language that when you get into dating again, you're going to talk about your dating life.

但你認為，因為你進入了這種農耕語言，所以當你再次進入約會時，你會談論你的約會生活。

But you're gonna be using farming terminology.

You're gonna be saying like, Well, lately I've been dating a Penis is not thriving.

你會說，嗯，最近我一直在約會一個陰莖不興旺。

 This Penis is not ready to harvest, uh, movie, but I don't think it's ready right now. 

這個老二還沒有準備好收穫，呃，電影，但我覺得現在還沒有準備好。

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