Yes, I'm a farmer.

是的，我是一個農民。

I have tomatoes, cherry tomatoes and heirlooms.

我有西紅柿，櫻桃西紅柿和傳家寶。

And now my cherry tomatoes.

現在我的櫻桃番茄。

They are giving me a pretty fruitful bounty.

他們給我的賞賜相當豐碩。

I'm having lovely harvests.

我有可愛的收穫。

Just a real treat.

只是一個真正的享受。

My heirlooms.

我的傳家寶。

On the other hand, I am not getting a fruitful bounty.

另一方面，我並沒有得到豐厚的回報。

My harvest are very small and few in between.

我的收穫很小，很少。

I also have a watermelon that I grew incorrectly.

我還有一個西瓜，我種錯了。

Too much Rhine, Not enough meat.

萊茵酒喝多了，肉就不夠了。

My cucumbers.

我的黃瓜。

One was good.

一個是好的。

One got all left up, messed up.

有一個人被全部留下來了，亂七八糟的。

And then, uh, the other one died on Ben.

然後，呃，另一個人死在了本。

My carrots.

我的胡蘿蔔。

I don't know what I'm doing.

我不知道我在做什麼。

They're not thriving.

他們沒有興旺發達。

Um, what else do I have?

嗯，我還有什麼？

Oh, I got peppers.

哦，我有辣椒。

That just won't grow.

這就是不會增長。

Okay, this is what I'm gonna say.

好吧，這是我要說的。

Here's the effect of quarantine on you, Nicole.

這是檢疫對你的影響，妮可。

Over the years, you and I have spoken many times, and you always talked at great length about your well raunchy sex life.

這些年來，你我談過很多次，你總是長篇大論地談論你那好淫蕩的性生活。

Uh, sexual matters.

呃，性問題。

You're very explicit about gentlemen that you've hooked up with, and you go into great detail and I get very embarrassed.

你對你勾搭過的先生們說得很清楚，你說得很詳細，我很尷尬。

Now, after almost a year of quarantine, you're talking about tomatoes and carrots and how they're not thriving.

現在，經過近一年的檢疫，你說的西紅柿和胡蘿蔔怎麼不旺盛。

Is this the?

是這個嗎？

Is this the new Nicole buyer?

這是新的妮可買家嗎？

No, no, no, no, no.

不，不，不，不。

When life goes back to normal, which it will, I will hop back on the dicks and I will be writing them all day long.

當生活恢復正常的時候，會的，我會跳回屌絲，我會整天寫他們。

I cannot wait.

我已經等不及了

But for right now, as a lady who's scared of Corona and refuses to die for Medio in farming phallic things like my cucumbers, my parrots, I was told zucchinis or good growers so I might get some zucchinis, but it's getting It's getting to be a lot.

但現在，作為一個害怕科羅娜的女士，拒絕為梅迪奧在養殖黃瓜、鸚鵡等法寶的事情上死心塌地，有人告訴我，小葫蘆或者是好的種植者，所以我可能會買到一些小葫蘆，但這已經是越來越多了。

But you think that because you're getting into this farming language that when you get into dating again, you're going to talk about your dating life.

但你認為，因為你進入了這種農耕語言，所以當你再次進入約會時，你會談論你的約會生活。

But you're gonna be using farming terminology.

但你要用農業術語。

You're gonna be saying like, Well, lately I've been dating a Penis is not thriving.

你會說，嗯，最近我一直在約會一個陰莖不興旺。

They're not thriving.

他們沒有興旺發達。

You're not developing.

你沒有發展。

I don't know what the problem is.

我不知道問題出在哪裡。

This Penis is not ready to harvest, uh, movie, but I don't think it's ready right now.

這個老二還沒有準備好收穫，呃，電影，但我覺得現在還沒有準備好。