You're always saying something that shocks me.

你總是說一些讓我震驚的話。

But I do admire how forward and honest you are.

但我很佩服你的前衛和誠實。

You believe that women should be forward and honest.

你認為女人應該勇往直前，坦誠相待。

Uh, you know, when they're interested in a guy, they should just say what they're thinking, isn't it?

呃，你知道，當他們對一個人感興趣的時候，他們應該說他們在想什麼，不是嗎？

Yes.

是的，我知道

Because men have been so forward and honest for such a long time.

因為男人在這麼長的時間裡，一直都是那麼的勇往直前，坦坦蕩蕩。

Bosses would tell their secretaries like, where are shorter skirt?

老闆會跟祕書說，哪裡有短裙？

How come I can't walk around you like, wear sweatpants all the time so I could see your dick print when when men were sweat pants.

我怎麼就不能像你一樣走來走去，一直穿運動褲，這樣我就能看到你的雞巴印，當男人是運動褲的時候。

Dick print is what it's called.

屌絲印就是這麼叫的。

When men wear swept hands, they show you what they're carrying around.

當男人戴著掃把的時候，他們會讓你看到他們隨身攜帶的東西。

And it's a really treat.

而且這真的是一種享受。

Conan, you gotta go to like a basketball game on a Saturday.

柯南，你得在星期六去看籃球賽。

And after that, why do I have to see it?

而後，我為什麼要看呢？

Why do you think I want to see it?

你以為我為什麼想看？

I don't know.

我不知道。

Dicks or treats.

屌絲還是點心。

I'm in S e.

我在東南。

I didn't realize it was called a dick print.

我不知道這叫雞巴印。

A dick print, a nice dick print.

一個雞巴印，一個漂亮的雞巴印。

You're like Oh, okay.

你會想，哦，好吧。

Okay, so So that's what you like.

好吧，所以這就是你喜歡的。

You like guys and sweatpants.

你喜歡男人和運動褲

It's one of my favorite things.

這是我最喜歡的事情之一。

Oh, my God.

哦，我的上帝。

And Instagram is full of it.

而Instagram上也是滿滿的。

My explorer pages just sweatpants on men.

我的explorer頁面只是男人的運動褲。

Instagram has a great algorithm, and it serves me what I want s You could probably get the point where you couldn't identify a guy just by looking at the baths.

Instagram的算法很好，它為我服務的是我想要的東西s你可能會得到這樣一個點，你不能只看洗澡就能識別一個人。

All right, look first, Then I look for a ring.

好吧，先找找看，然後我再找戒指。

All right?

好嗎？