Name: 凍結伯尼-桑德斯是在眾議院! (Freezing Bernie Sanders Is In the House!)
Uploaded: 2021-01-22T21:40:44.000Z
Duration: 10 min 3 s

SPEAKING OF BREAKOUT STARS OF THE INAUGURATION, WE HAVE

說到就職典禮上的突破性明星，我們有：

ANOTHER ONE WITH US IN-- REG, DO YOU NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT

另一個和我們在一起的... ... REG，你有沒有注意到什麼不同的地方？

>> Reggie: OH, THE GARLIC, GUILLERMO LOOKS PRETTY RAD, TIM,

>> 哦，大蒜，吉勒莫看起來很不錯的RAD，TIM。

YOU WILL SEE THIS IMAGE EVERYWHERE AT THE MOMENT.

你會看到這個影像在任何地方的時刻。

LOOK AT THAT, LOOK, I'M LOVING HAVING HIM HERE.

看看，看看，我喜歡他在這裡。

>> 詹姆斯。這是個卡板式切割。

IT IS A CARDBOARD CUT OUT AND YET SHOW I CAN STILL HEAR HIM

它是一個卡紙裁剪出來的，但顯示我仍然可以聽到他。

DO YOU THINK BERN YE SANDERS KNOWS THAT THIS IS A THING?

你認為伯恩-葉-桑德斯知道這是一件事嗎？

LIKE DO YOU THINK HE EVEN KNOWS WHAT A MEME?

就像你認為他甚至知道什麼是MEME？

>> I THINK THEY SHOW IT TO HIM AND HE'S JUST LIKE.

>> 我想他們給他看，他就會喜歡。

>> I THINK IS HE NONPLUSSED SWRZ I RECKON THIS IS THE FIRST TIME

>> 我想他是非PLUSED SWRZ的，我想這是第一次。

BERNIE'S FINDING OUT ABOUT THIS BEING A THING.

YOU HAVE GOT TO SAY, AS A SHOW, WE HAVE REALLY COMMITTED TO IT.

你必須說，作為一個節目，我們已經真正致力於它。

GUILLERMO, REG, DID YOU GET IN TOUCH WITH EACH OTHER THIS

Guillermo，REG，你是否得到了接觸對方這個。

MORNING AND GO ARE YOU GOING TO WEAR YOUR CAMO JACKET?

早晨，你要穿上你的迷彩服嗎？

THIS LOOKS LIKE IT'S MADE BY THE SAME PERSON, IS IT?

這看起來像是同一個人做的，是嗎？

>> PROBABLY NOT, PROBABLY REGGIE'S COST MUCH MORE THAN

>> 可能不是，可能是REGGIE的成本遠遠超過了。

>> James: I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THAT THAT'S TRUE.

>> 詹姆斯。我只能想象，這是真的。

>> James: ANYTHING REGGIE'S GOT COSTS MORE THAN ANYTHING ANY

>> 詹姆斯。雷吉得到的任何東西都比任何東西都要貴

OF US HAVE WORN IN OUR LIVES, THAT IS THE TRUTH OF IT.

我們都曾在我們的生活中穿，這是事實的真相。

WHEN I'M IN THE PARKING LOT, WELL, WHEN THERE USED TO BE

當我在停車場的時候，好吧，當那裡曾經有

PEOPLE HERE IN TV CITY I WOULD BE WALKING TO MY CAR AND THEY GO

電視城這裡的人，我會走到我的車前，他們卻走了。

LOOK, IS THAT YOUR POR SHALL, AND I GO NO, THAT'S REGGIES.

你看，那是你的POR SHALL，我去不，這是REGGIES。

AND THEY LOOK AT ME LIKE WELL, YOU'RE IN-- NO, NO, THAT IS THE

他們看著我，就像你在... ... 不，不，那是... ...

它的真相是，這就是它的真相。

IT I CAN'T IMAGINE IF IT ENDS UP ANYWHERE SUNNY-- FUNNY, SUSAN,

我無法想象，如果它結束了任何地方 SUNNY -- 有趣，蘇珊。

BUT UNLIKELY GIVEN HOW WELL THE WHOLE BERNIE THING HAS GONEMENT

但鑑於伯尼的事情有多好，所以不太可能。

BUT REGGIE HAS BOUGHT MY DREAM CAR, YEAH, HE'S GOT IT WOW,

但REGGIE買了我的夢想之車，是的，他得到了它，哇。

I GO OUT EVERY NIGHT, I LOOK AT MY KIDS AND I THINK, IF YOU

我每天晚上出去，我看著我的孩子們，我想，如果你... ...

>> James: I DESPITE-- DES PIES THEM FOR IT.

>> 詹姆斯。我儘管... ...但還是把他們打成這樣。

>> James: I LOOK AT THE SCHOOL FEES I'M PAYING OUT FOR THEM TO

>> 詹姆斯。我看了看我為他們支付的學費，以

PAYING OUT SCHOOL FEES FOR BASICALLY WHAT IS AN ONLINE

AND I DRIVE PAST REGGIE AND I THINK I COULD HAVE THAT CAR IF

我開車經過雷吉身邊，我想我可以擁有那輛車，如果...

MOVING ON TO THE HEADLINES, IT WAS THE FIRST FULL DAY, TERENCE,

轉移到頭條新聞，這是第一個完整的一天，TERENCE。

>> James: DO WE NOT HAVE THIS PHOTO ALREADY IN THE ARCHIVES?

>> 詹姆斯。我們沒有這張照片已經在檔案館了嗎？

IS THIS, IS THIS SOME NEWS, DO WE NOT HAVE SHALL IT-- YOUR

這是，這是一些新聞， 我們不應該有 - 你的。

LAPTOP MUST JUST BE FULL OF PHOTOS OF ME AT THIS DESK DOING

筆記本上必須充滿了我在這張桌子上做的照片。

THIS, LIKE I THINK WE'VE GOT THIS ONE COVERED.

這，就像我認為我們已經得到了這一個覆蓋。

IS THERE ANYTHING NEW, I LOVE THAT ARE YOU HERE T BONE BUT I

有沒有什麼新的東西，我愛的是你在這裡T骨，但我。

FEEL WE'VE COVERED THE JAMES AT THE DESK SHOT.

感覺我們已經覆蓋了詹姆斯在辦公桌上的鏡頭。

WELL, MOVING ON, LET'S LOOK AT THE HEADLINES.

好了，繼續前進，讓我們來看看頭條新聞。

IT WAS THE FIRST FULL DAY OF THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION AND THE

今天是比登政府的第一個全天，也是比登政府的第一個全天。

PRESIDENT GOT RIGHT TO WORK THIS MORNING SIGNING TEN EXECUTIVE

主席今早開始工作，簽署了十項行政命令。

ORDERS TODAY, RELATED TO THE COVID-19 PANDEMIC.

今天的訂單，與COVID-19 PANDEMIC有關。

是的，你想拍手，蘇珊，偉大的。

IS HE FRIENDS WITH THE DICTATOR OF NORTH KOREA, NO?

I MEAN EVENTUALLY, EVENTUALLY STORIES LIKE THIS, ABOUT A

我的意思是，像這樣的事件，事件的故事，關於一個。

PRESIDENT BEING COMPETENT WILL BE SO COMMON WE WON'T EVEN HAVE

主席 勝出是很平常的事，我們甚至都沒有時間去做。

WE CAN JUST DO JOKES ABOUT, YOU KNOW, A MAPLE SYRUP TRUCK THAT

我們可以開個玩笑，你知道，一輛楓樹果實車，

>> James: SOME GUY BUILT A THREE STORY BONG, WE WILL OPEN

>> 詹姆斯：有人建了個三層樓的邦，我們要開張了。

BUT UNTIL THEN, AMAZON HAS EXTENDED AN OFFER TO PRESIDENT

但在此之前，AMAZON已經向總統發出了邀請。

BIDEN TO HELP WITH THE NATIONAL DISTRIBUTION OF CORONAVIRUS

BIDEN協助全國分發冠狀病毒的工作。

>> 詹姆斯。這將加快事情的發展。

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凍結伯尼-桑德斯是在眾議院! (Freezing Bernie Sanders Is In the House!)

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