ANOTHER ONE WITH US IN-- REG, DO YOU NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT

另一個和我們在一起的... ... REG，你有沒有注意到什麼不同的地方？

ABOUT THE STUDIO OR THE BAND?

關於工作室或樂隊？

TONIGHT.

今晚。

>> Reggie: OH, THE GARLIC, GUILLERMO LOOKS PRETTY RAD, TIM,

>> 哦，大蒜，吉勒莫看起來很不錯的RAD，TIM。

LOOKING SHARP.

看起來很鋒利。

AND STEVE LOOKING GOOD.

和史蒂夫看起來不錯。

>> James: YEAH.

>> 詹姆斯。YEAH.

>> Reggie: I DON'T KNOW.

>> 我不知道。

OH, A NEW BARTENDER.

哦，新的巴特爾。

>> James: A NEW BARTENDER.

>> 詹姆斯：新的巴頓德。

HE'S STANDING IN FOR IAN.

他是站在IAN。

YOU WILL SEE THIS IMAGE EVERYWHERE AT THE MOMENT.

你會看到這個影像在任何地方的時刻。

LOOK AT THAT, LOOK, I'M LOVING HAVING HIM HERE.

看看，看看，我喜歡他在這裡。

EVEN THE AUDIENCE IS FILLED OUT.

甚至連觀眾席都坐滿了。

>> Reggie: IT'S NICE.

>> IT'S NICE。

>> James: IT IS A CARDBOARD CUTOUT.

>> 詹姆斯。這是個卡板式切割。

IT IS A CARDBOARD CUT OUT AND YET SHOW I CAN STILL HEAR HIM

它是一個卡紙裁剪出來的，但顯示我仍然可以聽到他。

YELLING.

喊叫。

DO YOU THINK BERN YE SANDERS KNOWS THAT THIS IS A THING?

你認為伯恩-葉-桑德斯知道這是一件事嗎？

LIKE DO YOU THINK HE EVEN KNOWS WHAT A MEME?

就像你認為他甚至知道什麼是MEME？

>> I THINK THEY SHOW IT TO HIM AND HE'S JUST LIKE.

>> 我想他們給他看，他就會喜歡。

>> THAT'S GREAT.

>> 這是偉大的。

>> I THINK IS HE NONPLUSSED SWRZ I RECKON THIS IS THE FIRST TIME

>> 我想他是非PLUSED SWRZ的，我想這是第一次。

BERNIE'S FINDING OUT ABOUT THIS BEING A THING.

BERNIE發現了這是一件事。

I DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS ENDS.

我不知道這一切在哪裡結束。

YOU HAVE GOT TO SAY, AS A SHOW, WE HAVE REALLY COMMITTED TO IT.

你必須說，作為一個節目，我們已經真正致力於它。

SO YEAH, THAT WAS IT.

所以，是的，這就是它。

TALK TO ME ABOUT THIS.

跟我說說這個。

GUILLERMO, REG, DID YOU GET IN TOUCH WITH EACH OTHER THIS

Guillermo，REG，你是否得到了接觸對方這個。

MORNING AND GO ARE YOU GOING TO WEAR YOUR CAMO JACKET?

早晨，你要穿上你的迷彩服嗎？

THIS LOOKS LIKE IT'S MADE BY THE SAME PERSON, IS IT?

這看起來像是同一個人做的，是嗎？

DO WE KNOW?

我們知道嗎？

>> PROBABLY NOT, PROBABLY REGGIE'S COST MUCH MORE THAN

>> 可能不是，可能是REGGIE的成本遠遠超過了。

MINE.

我的。

>> Reggie: THAT'S REALLY SWEET.

>> 雷吉：那真是太甜了。

>> James: I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THAT THAT'S TRUE.

>> 詹姆斯。我只能想象，這是真的。

>> Reggie: THIS OLD THING.

>> 這個老東西。

>> James: ANYTHING REGGIE'S GOT COSTS MORE THAN ANYTHING ANY

>> 詹姆斯。雷吉得到的任何東西都比任何東西都要貴

OF US HAVE WORN IN OUR LIVES, THAT IS THE TRUTH OF IT.

我們都曾在我們的生活中穿，這是事實的真相。

THAT IS THE ABSOLUTELY TRUTH.

這是絕對的真理。

WHEN I'M IN THE PARKING LOT, WELL, WHEN THERE USED TO BE

當我在停車場的時候，好吧，當那裡曾經有

PEOPLE HERE IN TV CITY I WOULD BE WALKING TO MY CAR AND THEY GO

電視城這裡的人，我會走到我的車前，他們卻走了。

LOOK, IS THAT YOUR POR SHALL, AND I GO NO, THAT'S REGGIES.

你看，那是你的POR SHALL，我去不，這是REGGIES。

MINE'S JUST THAT ONE ON THE END.

我的只是那一個在最後。

AND THEY LOOK AT ME LIKE WELL, YOU'RE IN-- NO, NO, THAT IS THE

他們看著我，就像你在... ... 不，不，那是... ...

TRUTH OF IT IS, THAT IS THE TRUTH OF IT.

它的真相是，這就是它的真相。

YEAH.

是的。

IT I CAN'T IMAGINE IF IT ENDS UP ANYWHERE SUNNY-- FUNNY, SUSAN,

我無法想象，如果它結束了任何地方 SUNNY -- 有趣，蘇珊。

WE'LL FIND OUT.

我們會知道的。

BUT UNLIKELY GIVEN HOW WELL THE WHOLE BERNIE THING HAS GONEMENT

但鑑於伯尼的事情有多好，所以不太可能。

BUT REGGIE HAS BOUGHT MY DREAM CAR, YEAH, HE'S GOT IT WOW,

但REGGIE買了我的夢想之車，是的，他得到了它，哇。

INDEED, SUSAN.

是的，蘇珊。

THAT IS WHAT I AM THINKING, WOW.

這就是我的想法，哇。

HOW DID THAT HAPPEN.

怎麼會發生這樣的事。

I GO OUT EVERY NIGHT, I LOOK AT MY KIDS AND I THINK, IF YOU

我每天晚上出去，我看著我的孩子們，我想，如果你... ...

WEREN'T HERE.

不在這裡。

>> THAT'S THE TRUTH.

>> 這就是真相。

>> THAT IS THE TRUTH.

>> 這就是真相。

>> James: I DESPITE-- DES PIES THEM FOR IT.

>> 詹姆斯。我儘管... ...但還是把他們打成這樣。

>> I'M DOING IT FOR YOU.

>> 我是為了你才這麼做的。

>> James: I LOOK AT THE SCHOOL FEES I'M PAYING OUT FOR THEM TO

>> 詹姆斯。我看了看我為他們支付的學費，以

SIT IN THEIR OWN ROOM ON ZOOM.

坐在他們自己的房間裡的ZOOM。

PAYING OUT SCHOOL FEES FOR BASICALLY WHAT IS AN ONLINE

基本上什麼是在線支付學費？

TUTORIAL.

TUTORIAL。

AND I DRIVE PAST REGGIE AND I THINK I COULD HAVE THAT CAR IF

我開車經過雷吉身邊，我想我可以擁有那輛車，如果...

IT WASN'T FOR YOU.

它不適合你。

MOVING ON TO THE HEADLINES, IT WAS THE FIRST FULL DAY, TERENCE,

轉移到頭條新聞，這是第一個完整的一天，TERENCE。

WHAT ARE YOU TAKING A PHOTO OF.

你在拍什麼照片？

HAVE WE NOT-- (LAUGHTER).

我們有沒有 -- （笑）：

>> James: DO WE NOT HAVE THIS PHOTO ALREADY IN THE ARCHIVES?

>> 詹姆斯。我們沒有這張照片已經在檔案館了嗎？

IS THIS, IS THIS SOME NEWS, DO WE NOT HAVE SHALL IT-- YOUR

這是，這是一些新聞， 我們不應該有 - 你的。

LAPTOP MUST JUST BE FULL OF PHOTOS OF ME AT THIS DESK DOING

筆記本上必須充滿了我在這張桌子上做的照片。

THIS, LIKE I THINK WE'VE GOT THIS ONE COVERED.

這，就像我認為我們已經得到了這一個覆蓋。

IS THERE ANYTHING NEW, I LOVE THAT ARE YOU HERE T BONE BUT I

有沒有什麼新的東西，我愛的是你在這裡T骨，但我。

FEEL WE'VE COVERED THE JAMES AT THE DESK SHOT.

感覺我們已經覆蓋了詹姆斯在辦公桌上的鏡頭。

WELL, MOVING ON, LET'S LOOK AT THE HEADLINES.

好了，繼續前進，讓我們來看看頭條新聞。

IT WAS THE FIRST FULL DAY OF THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION AND THE

今天是比登政府的第一個全天，也是比登政府的第一個全天。

PRESIDENT GOT RIGHT TO WORK THIS MORNING SIGNING TEN EXECUTIVE

主席今早開始工作，簽署了十項行政命令。

ORDERS TODAY, RELATED TO THE COVID-19 PANDEMIC.

今天的訂單，與COVID-19 PANDEMIC有關。

SURE.

當然了

FINE.

好的。

YEAH, YOU WANT TO CLAP, SUSAN, GREAT.

是的，你想拍手，蘇珊，偉大的。

IS HE FRIENDS WITH THE DICTATOR OF NORTH KOREA, NO?

他和北朝鮮的司令官是朋友嗎?

DIDN'T THINK SO.

我不這麼認為。

I MEAN EVENTUALLY, EVENTUALLY STORIES LIKE THIS, ABOUT A

我的意思是，像這樣的事件，事件的故事，關於一個。

PRESIDENT BEING COMPETENT WILL BE SO COMMON WE WON'T EVEN HAVE

主席 勝出是很平常的事，我們甚至都沒有時間去做。

TO START THE SHOW LIKE THIS.

要開始這樣的節目。

WE WON'T EVEN TALK ABOUT HIM.

我們甚至不會談論他。

WE CAN JUST DO JOKES ABOUT, YOU KNOW, A MAPLE SYRUP TRUCK THAT

我們可以開個玩笑，你知道，一輛楓樹果實車，

HAS FALLEN OVER.

已經倒下了。

>> Reggie: OR NARROW HOUSING.

>> 雷吉：或者窄小的房屋。

>> James: SOME GUY BUILT A THREE STORY BONG, WE WILL OPEN

>> 詹姆斯：有人建了個三層樓的邦，我們要開張了。

WITH THAT.

與此。

ALL WILL BE RIGHT AGAIN.

一切都會好起來的。

BUT UNTIL THEN, AMAZON HAS EXTENDED AN OFFER TO PRESIDENT

但在此之前，AMAZON已經向總統發出了邀請。

BIDEN TO HELP WITH THE NATIONAL DISTRIBUTION OF CORONAVIRUS

BIDEN協助全國分發冠狀病毒的工作。

VACCINES.

疫苗：

>> Reggie: YES.

>> 雷吉：是的。

>> James: THAT WILL SPEED THINGS UP.

>> 詹姆斯。這將加快事情的發展。

ALTHOUGH, WELL, FOR SOME REASON EACH TINY VIEL IS STILL GOING TO

雖然，好吧，出於某種原因，每一個微小的VIEL仍然要去。

COME IN A GIGANTIC CARDBOARD BOX.

裝在一個巨大的卡紙盒裡。

THAT HAS JUST BEEN KICKED OVER THE FENCE INTO YOUR GARDEN.

剛剛被踢過柵欄的人到了你的花園裡。

I DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT IN.

我不知道自己的感覺是什麼

I'M NOT SURE I LIKE IT.

我不確定我是否喜歡它。

I THIS THINK THIS WILL PUT A LOT OF HISTORIC MOM AND POP

我認為這將會把很多歷史悠久的母嬰用品。

VACCINATION CENTERS OUT OF BUSINESS.

疫苗接種中心停業。

IF AMAZON REALLY WANTS TO STEP THINGS UP THEY SHOULD LEAN INTO

如果亞馬遜真的想把事情做得更大，他們應該向以下方面靠攏。

THE AMAZON PRIME TV TALENT.

AMAZON PRIME電視人才。

JUST HAVE ALL THE VACCINES ADMINISTERED BY THE HOT PRIEST

把所有的疫苗都交給那個熱心的牧師來管理吧

FROM FLEABAG.

從FLEABAG。

THAT'S A SHAME.

這是一個恥辱。

WE MOVED ON FROM FLEABAG THAT EARLY.

我們很早就離開了FLEABAG。

BERNIE?

BERNIE？

BERNIE LOOKS A BIT BOARD, A BIT CARD-BOARD.

BERNIE看起來有點板，有點卡板。

(APPLAUSE) CANCEL AMANDA GORMAN, WE'LL JUST

（掌聲）取消阿曼達-戈曼，我們將只是。

PLAY THAT JOKE FOR TEN MINUTES.

玩這個笑話10分鐘。

AND THIS IS EXCITING, THIS MORNING THE UNITED STATES

這是令人振奮的，今天早上，美國。

OFFICIALLY REJOINED THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION,

正式重新加入世界衛生組織。

REVERSE-- YES, REVERSING A DECISION THAT WAS MADE BY TRUMP

反轉--是的，扭轉了特朗普做出的決定。

LAST YEAR, DR. FAUCI ATTENDED A WHO MEETING TODAY AND BEGAN BY

去年，Dr. FAUCI出席了今天的世衛組織會議。FAUCI博士出席了今天的世衛組織會議，並首先介紹了

SAYING, SO, THAT WAS AWKWARD.

說，所以，這是一個尷尬的。

IT IS GREAT NEWS BUT I HAVE TO SAY THE BAR IS PRETTY LOW, FOR

這是一個很好的消息，但我不得不說，酒吧是非常低的，為。

GOOD PRESIDENTING RIGHT NOW, ISN'T IT.

現在是個好總統，不是嗎？

BIDEN GOES LET'S REJIN THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION DURING A

比登走了，讓我們重新加入世界衛生組織，在這段時間裡。

GLOBAL PANDEMIC AND WE'RE ALL LIKE OH MY GOD!

全球大恐慌，我們都喜歡哦，我的上帝！

THAT IS AN AMAZING IDEA, WHERE DOES HE GET THESE IDEAS FROM, I

這是一個了不起的想法，他從哪裡得到這些想法，我。

LOVE THIS GUY, WHAT?

愛這個傢伙，什麼？

ISN'T THAT RIGHT, BERN.

是不是正確的，伯恩。

EXACTLY.

正是如此。

AND BIDEN IS MAKING SOME OTHER CHANGES AS WELL.

而比登也在做一些其他的改變。

HE APPARENTLY HAS REMOVED DONALD TRUMP'S DIET COKE BUTTON FROM

他顯然已經從唐納德-特朗普的減肥可樂按鈕上移走了。

THE OVAL OFFICE.

橢圓辦公室。

DO YOU REMEMBER THAT, HE WOULD PRESS A BUTTON AND A BUTLER

你還記得嗎，他按了一個按鈕，然後按了一個按鈕。

WOULD BRING IN A DIET COKE ON A SILVER PLATTER.

會帶來一個銀盤子上的無糖可樂。

I'M GOING TO SAY IT, BIDEN HAS UNDONE THE ONE GOOD IDEA TRUMP

我要說的是，比登已經破壞了特朗普的一個好主意。

EVER HAD.

曾經有過。

BIDEN TOOK OUT TRUMP'S DIET COKE BUTT BUTTON, UNFORTUNATELY HE

比登拿出了特朗普的減肥可樂菸蒂扣，不幸的是他。

REPLACED IT WITH A MET AMUSE-- METAMUCIL BUTTON.

換成了MET AMUSE--METAMUCIL按鈕。

I THINK I WOULD LIKE A DRINK BUTTON.

我想我想要一個飲料按鈕。

I THINK I WOULD LIKE THAT.

我想我也會喜歡的。

HAVE I BRN DOING THE SHOW SIX YEARS, I DON'T HAVE A DRINK

我已經做了六年的節目，我沒有喝酒。

BUTTON.

按鈕：

ROB, GET THE NETWORK ON THE LINE, I WANT A PELLEGRINO

鮑勃，讓網絡接通，我想要一個PELLEGRINO。

BUTTON.

按鈕：

>> Reggie: NICE.

>> 雷吉：不錯。

>> PELLEGRINO BUTTON, I WANT IT TOMORROW OR I WILL WALK.

>> PELLEGRINO按鈕，我明天就要，否則我就走人。

WHAT ARE THEY GOING DO AFTER THE AFC CHAMPIONSHIP THEN, HUH?

那他們在亞冠聯賽之後要做什麼，嗯？

YEAH, LET'S FLEX THOSE MUSCLES, RIGHT?

是啊，讓我們這些肌肉的彈性，對不對？

PELLEGRINO BUTTON OR I WALK.

PELLEGRINO按鈕或我走。

>> ON IT, ON IT.

>> 盯著它，盯著它。

>> James: GONE.

>> 詹姆斯。走了。

(LAUGHTER).

(笑)：

>> James: DO I THINK-- DO YOU THINK THEY WOULD DO THAT.

>> 詹姆斯。你覺得他們會這麼做嗎？

>> I THINK IT WOULD BE US DOING IT.

>> 我想應該是我們做的。

I DON'T KNOW WHO ELSE WILL GET INVOLVED WITH THIS PELLEGRINO

我不知道還有誰會參與到這個PELLEGRINO中來。

BUTTON BUT WE CAN PROBABLY MAKE IT HAPPEN.

按鈕，但我們可能會讓它發生。

>> James: AN HERE WE G THE BIG STORY, BIG NEWS, ROB GET READY,

>> 詹姆斯大新聞，大新聞，羅伯準備好了。

BERNIE, YOU READY?

BERNIE，你準備好了嗎？

OF COURSE HE IS, CHEEKY BAS TARD, GET THIS, DONALD TRUMP'S

當然，他是，厚顏無恥的BAS TARD，得到這個，唐納德-特朗普的。

FINAL LATCH OF PRESIDENT YESTERDAY WAS TO EXTEND SECRET

主席昨天的最後一招是延長祕密時間

SERVICE PROTECTION FOR HIS ADULT CHILDREN POTENTIALLY COSTING

為其成年子女提供的服務保護可能會使其蒙受損失。

TAXPAYERS MILLIONS OF DOLLARS, TRUMP'S CHILDREN WERE LIKE THANK

納稅人幾百萬美元，特朗普的孩子們就像謝了。

GOD BECAUSE THIS WOMAN HAS BEEN TALKING US, SHE'S EVERYWHERE AND

天啊，因為這個女人一直在跟我們說話，她無處不在，並且

ST A LITTLE SCARY AND THE WOMAN WAS LIKE MY NAME IS TIFFANY.

有點嚇人，女人就像我的名字是TIFFANY。

CAN YOU IMAGINE BEING ONE OF SECRET SERVICE OFFICERS, LIKE IS

你能想象成為一個祕密服務人員， 像是。

THERE A FATE WORSE THAN BEING FORCED TO TAKE A BULLET FOR ERIC

還有比被迫為艾瑞克擋子彈更可怕的命運嗎？

TRUMP?

特朗普？

YOU TRAIN YOUR WHOLE LIFE.

你一生都在訓練。

YOU GET IN THE SECRET SERVICE.

你得到的祕密服務。

YOUR PARENTS ARE PROUD.

YOUR PARENTS ARE PROUD.

NO ONE CAN BELIEVE IT.

沒有人可以相信它。

AND ONE SAYS SO TELL ME, WHAT DO YOU DO.

有人說，告訴我，你是做什麼的？

AND THEY'RE LIKE I PROTECT ERIC TRUMP.

他們就像我保護埃裡克・特朗普一樣。

AND THEN SOMETIMES HAVE I TO LOOK THE OTHER WAY WHEN DN ALD,

然後有時我不得不看其他的方式，當DN ALD。

JR. AND KIMBERLY GUILFOYLE GO TO THE BATHROOM TOGETHER.

JR，和KIMBERLY GUILFOYLE一起去浴室。和金伯利-吉福爾一起去浴室。

AND FINALLY A RESTAURANT IN THE UNITED KINGDOM IS HOPING TO OPEN

英國終於有一家餐廳要開業了。

SOON WITH A COVID SAFE DINING EXPERIENCE.

即將推出的COVID安全用餐體驗。

BECAUSE THEY PLAN TO USE ROBOT WAITERS TO TAKE ORDERS AND BRING

因為他們計劃使用機器人服務員來接單，並帶來。

OUT THE FOOD.

出來的食物。

HERE ARE THE WAITERS HERE.

這裡是等待者在這裡。

YEAH.

是的。

THE FACE MAKES IT SO MUCH MORE WELCOMING.

臉讓它變得更溫馨。

THE OWNER OF THE RESTAURANT THINKS THAT THESE ROBOTS ARE THE

餐廳的老闆認為這些機器人是最棒的。

FUTURE BUT THE ROBOTS SAY THEY ARE ONLY DOING THIS UNTIL THEIR

未來，但機器人說他們只做這個，直到他們的未來。

ACTING CAREERS TAKE OFF.

演藝事業起飛。

CAN WE SEE THE WAITERS AGAIN?

我們能再見到 "等待者 "嗎？

ANY GUESS WHAT KIND OF FOOD THEY SERVE, GUILLERMO.

猜猜他們提供什麼類型的食物，guillermo。

>> I WILL TELL YOU, MEGA BITES.

>> 我會告訴你，MEGA BITES。

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK

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