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  • I am finding out in this time that how terrible I am a tech.

    我在這段時間裡發現,我是一個多麼可怕的技術人員。

  • Because in addition to making this shows, I do podcasts and I have to end zoom sessions with writers and I They're always trying to talk me through how to get on my computer.

    因為除了做這個節目,我做播客,我必須結束變焦會議與作家,我他們總是試圖告訴我通過如何讓我的電腦。

  • And I've come to realize at this later stage in my life that I'm awful.

    而我在以後的生活中才發現,我很糟糕。

  • I'm the worst.

    我是最差的。

  • How are you at this terrible?

    你怎麼會在這麼可怕的地方?

  • And I have no excuse.

    我也沒有任何藉口。

  • I was born in the age of the well, not born.

    我是生在井噴時代,而不是生在。

  • I lived a young life in the age of the Internet.

    我在互聯網時代過著年輕的生活。

  • I feel like more is expected from me.

    我覺得對我的期望更大。

  • Yes, E.

    是的,E。

  • I have an excuse.

    我有一個藉口。

  • I have an excuse.

    我有一個藉口。

  • I was born in 1944.

    我生於1944年。

  • You, you thief computer.

    你,你這臺賊電腦。

  • You know, I saw my first computer.

    你知道,我看到了我的第一臺電腦。

  • We e I had the steam powered kind that you could crank in college.

    我在大學的時候就有蒸汽動力的那種,你可以搖動。

  • And so this is newer to me.

    所以這對我來說是比較新鮮的。

  • You have no excuse.

    你沒有任何藉口。

  • You have no excuse being attacked.

    你沒有藉口被攻擊。

  • But it's changing so fast.

    但它的變化太快了。

  • I feel like I've gotten I'm in this time I'm getting a crash course in how every grand parent has felt for the last 20 some odd years.

    我覺得我已經得到了我在這個時候,我得到了一個速成的課程,在過去的20一些奇怪的年頭裡,每一個祖父母的感覺。

  • But There's so many different platforms.

    但有這麼多不同的平臺。

  • There's so many ways to screw it up.

    有這麼多的方法可以把它搞砸。

  • I accidentally got a new computer and was trying to, you know, put all the old stuff on the new thing and accidentally disposed of.

    我不小心買了一臺新電腦,想把所有舊的東西放到新的東西上,不小心就處理掉了。

  • A bunch of important files, just permanently deleted them.

    一堆重要的文件,就這樣被永久刪除了。

  • The things that run the thing off the computer.

    的東西,在電腦上運行的東西。

  • I don't know how to send.

    我不知道怎麼發。

  • I can't remember to say this.

    我不記得說過這個。

  • I don't know how to send emails from a computer.

    我不知道如何用電腦發郵件。

  • I only know No, Wait a minute.

    我只知道不,等一下。

  • That's just wait a minute.

    這只是等待一分鐘。

  • No, that's yes E yes, you can.

    不,是的,是的,你可以。

  • Yes, you can.

    是的,你可以。

  • You can see it but you.

    你可以看到它,但你。

  • But the way that it's displayed and the chains and I can't figure out how to respond to the right email in the chain, I just It's bad.

    但是,它的顯示方式 和鏈,我不能找出 如何迴應正確的電子郵件 在鏈,我只是它的壞。

  • It's really bad.

    這真的很糟糕。

  • I'm sorry.

    我很抱歉

  • You are worse than I thought.

    你比我想象的還要糟糕。

  • I consent an email and receive an email.

    我同意一封郵件,並收到一封郵件。

  • Um, that's about it.

    嗯,這就是它。

  • That's all I could Dio, But But the fact that you're struggling with that means there's other things.

    我只能這樣做,但是... ...但是你在為這個問題而苦惱,說明還有其他的事情。

  • I have 13,000 unready emails, so I'm it's reaching a dire breaking.

    我有13000封未準備好的郵件,所以我已經到了一個可怕的突破口。

  • Do you have people in your family like are your parents like my my my dad actually is is really up there.

    你家裡有人嗎,比如你的父母,比如我的我爸,其實是真的在那裡。

  • But he can.

    但他可以。

  • He's pretty good at a computer.

    他的電腦技術很好。

  • My mother never even tried.

    我媽媽甚至從來沒有嘗試過。

  • Is your mom any good at this stuff?

    你媽媽對這個東西有什麼好的嗎?

  • I was just about to say so.

    我正想這麼說。

  • My dad right there with May.

    我爸爸就在那裡與梅。

  • My mom.

    我媽媽

  • Undercover Internet sleuth like undercover could maybe work for the government level of Internet sleuth.

    像臥底這樣的網絡臥底或許可以為政府層面的網絡臥底工作。

  • She has I some kind of wicked Google alert out there on me.

    她有我的一些邪惡的谷歌警報在那裡對我。

  • She sees everything, Anything.

    她什麼都能看到,什麼都能看到。

  • Most of the time before I've seen it had become aware of it.

    大部分時間在我看到它之前已經意識到了它。

  • My mother, though, has started doing this thing where she finds everything.

    我的母親,雖然,已經開始做這個事情,她發現的一切。

  • But she knows that I don't know how to find most of it.

    但她知道,我不知道如何找到大部分。

  • So she will, for example, if somebody is being quite rude about an outfit that I wore on a red carpet, you know, she takes that kind of personally, and I think she wants to help me.

    所以她會,比如說,如果有人對我在紅毯上穿的衣服很不禮貌,你知道的,她就會把這種事情當做個人問題,我想她是想幫助我。

  • So she'll she'll call me and she'll go.

    所以,她會... ...她會給我打電話,她會去。

  • Uh, you know, Rachel, I thought you looked so beautiful last night.

    呃,你知道,瑞秋,我覺得你昨晚看起來很美。

  • I love to dress.

    我喜歡打扮。

  • I love the color.

    我喜歡這個顏色。

  • I just thought that maybe if you had worn a different shoe say, a strappy sandal or or Ah, or a bracelet.

    我只是想,也許如果你穿了不同的鞋子,比如說,綁帶涼鞋或者啊,或者手鐲。

  • A different accessory.

    不同的配件。

  • It would have really popped.

    如果是這樣的話,那就真的是啪啪啪了。

  • Meanwhile, I'm getting simultaneously tweeted at by the website going if she just worn a different She was happy Pandora bracelet.

    同時,我同時被網站推送的去如果她只是戴了一個不同的她很開心的潘多拉手鍊。

  • Just like yes, mother.

    就像是的,媽媽。

  • First of all, I love you.

    首先,我愛你。

  • Call her mother.

    給她媽媽打電話。

  • Mother, please.

    媽媽,求你了

  • I could go.

    我可以去。

  • I can top that with because my mother back in the day and she wouldn't get this off the Internet.

    我可以頂用,因為我母親當年和她不會從網上得到這個。

  • But she would read things in the paper that were not nice about me.

    但她會在報紙上看到一些對我不好的東西。

  • And then she would call me and she'd say, Well, I don't care And it was stuff that I would not have seen because I'm probably like you.

    然後她會打電話給我,她會說:"好吧,我不在乎,這是我不會看到的東西,因為我可能像你一樣。

  • I don't read stuff about myself, you know?

    我不看關於自己的東西,你知道嗎?

  • And she Exactly.

    而她正是。

  • And my mother, who was well intentioned, would call me up and go.

    而我的母親是個好心人,她會把我叫起來就走。

  • Well, I don't care what they say.

    好吧,我不在乎他們說什麼。

  • I don't think your shrill and unfunny e didn't know.

    我想你那尖酸刻薄、不可一世的e不知道。

  • It should be like, Well, apparently the Boston Herald Tribune Think so.

    應該是這樣的,顯然《波士頓先驅論壇報》也這麼認為。

  • But that's the last time I read their paper on.

    但這是我最後一次讀到他們的論文了。

  • I'm like, Well, okay, now I know, too.

    我想,好吧,現在我也知道了。

  • And I feel like shit.

    我感覺很糟糕

  • So everybody's happy.

    所以大家都很高興。

  • Everybody's content.

    每個人的內容。

  • I am glad for that reason I know it enough, unfortunately to see the to see the mean tweets and the good tweets and you know, to have figured out that they all cancel each other out.

    我很高興,因為這個原因,我知道它足夠的,不幸的是,看到的看到的平均推文和好的推文,你知道,有想通了,他們都取消了對方。

  • But it's got to be so hard for parents.

    但這對父母來說,一定是很難受的。

  • It's not so hard for parents, no matter who you are or what you do if you have.

    對於父母來說,不管你是誰,也不管你是做什麼的,如果你有的話,就沒有那麼難了。

  • If you're public basing in any way, people are gonna be mean.

    如果你以任何方式在公共場合露面,人們都會很刻薄。

  • I know I don't know how.

    我知道我不知道怎麼做。

  • I mean first you know it.

    我的意思是先讓你知道。

  • I have two kids who are 17 and 15, and if someone wrote something mean about them, they're not in the public eye.

    我有兩個孩子,分別是17歲和15歲,如果有人寫了一些關於他們的壞話,他們就不會出現在公眾面前。

  • But if I even heard about saying someone something, something mean about them, I'd go crazy.

    但如果我聽到說某人什麼,說某人的壞話,我就會發瘋。

  • Uh, my parents seemed oddly okay with no one could be with.

    呃,我的父母似乎很奇怪,沒有人可以和我在一起。

I am finding out in this time that how terrible I am a tech.

我在這段時間裡發現,我是一個多麼可怕的技術人員。

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