But today Ah, President elect Joe Biden gave a very emotional speech.

但是今天啊，當選總統喬-拜登發表了一個非常激動人心的演講。

Aziz, he left to become president to the people of Delaware.

阿齊茲，他離開了，成為了特拉華州人民的總統。

You are from Delaware.

你來自特拉華州。

Did this And you listen to this speech.

做了這個，你聽這個演講。

This must have had real meaning for you.

這對你來說一定有真正的意義。

I just I was just watching it on my phone right before you got in your chair, and I almost started crying.

我只是... ...我只是在手機上看了一下，就在你坐上椅子之前，我差點就開始哭了。

I mean, I love that man.

我的意思是，我愛那個人。

I'm so proud of him.

我真為他感到驕傲。

I'm so proud to be a Delaware, Ian and I cannot wait thio for tomorrow.

我為自己是特拉華人而感到驕傲，伊恩和我都等不及明天了。

And in fact, it almost is tomorrow Here, 45 minutes and and I'm just Yeah, I just His speech touched me like he's just a really person.

事實上，它幾乎是明天在這裡，45分鐘，我只是 是的，我只是他的演講感動了我，就像他只是一個真正的人。

And he has a soul, and he has empathy, and he believes in our country and our people.

而且他有靈魂，他有同情心，他相信我們的國家和人民。

And, uh and I'm just My heart is full.

我只是... ...我的心是完整的。

No jokes, Conan.

別開玩笑，柯南

No, this is the part that serious.

不，這是嚴重的部分。

There's no screwing around my glasses off still, but I mean it.

我的眼鏡還是沒有擰掉，但我是認真的。

I'm so you're very happy.

我很高興你很高興。

And because you're because you're in Turkey, Biden is going to become president earlier for you than for us.

因為你因為你在土耳其，拜登對你來說要比對我們來說更早成為總統。

Yeah, that doesn't know that's not true.

是啊，那不知道那不是真的。

Um, yeah, it's doesn't make any sense What I just said, You know, the Turkish people are very proud of him right now.

嗯，是的，這並沒有任何意義 我剛才說的，你知道，土耳其人民 非常自豪的他現在。

I could speak for Turkey.

我可以代表土耳其發言。

You know, I think you do speak for Turkey in many ways.

你知道嗎，我覺得你在很多方面確實代表了土耳其。

What says Turkey?

什麼說土耳其？

More than Aubrey Plaza in a robe and sunglasses in a hotel room that, quite frankly, could be here in L.

比奧布里廣場穿著睡袍戴著墨鏡在酒店房間裡，說白了，可以在L這裡。

A.

A.

I'm just taking your word for it that you're in turkey.

我只是相信你的話，你在火雞。

Um, you've done nothing to prove that you were in Turkey except show me four apples in cellophane.

除了給我看四個裝在玻璃紙裡的蘋果外 你沒有做任何事情來證明你在土耳其。

How does that prove?

這怎麼證明？

You're in Turkey.

你在土耳其。

Don't tempt me to take my laptop down the hallway and get into some real trouble, okay?

不要誘惑我把我的筆記本拿去走廊上 然後惹上一些真正的麻煩，好嗎？

I won't.

我不會的

We won't do that.

我們不會這樣做的。

You know, you talked about Delaware.

你知道，你說過特拉華州。

There's a movement in Delaware because you're from there to change the name of Columbus Square to Aubrey Plaza Plaza.

特拉華州有一個運動，因為你來自那裡... ...把哥倫布廣場改名為奧布里廣場廣場。

How do you feel about that?

你怎麼看？

I support Listen, Google Maps has already officiated this.

我支持聽，谷歌地圖已經主持了這個。

If you look on Google maps, where the Columbus statue used to be, it does say the Aubrey Plaza Plaza.

如果你在谷歌地圖上看，哥倫布雕像以前的位置，確實寫著奧布里廣場廣場。

I didn't do it.

不是我做的

E didn't after this But if if the people want to give it to me, I won't let them down.

E在這之後就沒有了 但如果人們想把它給我，我不會讓他們失望的。

I'll come up with the right, you know, person to put on that block of cement and it and it won't be, you know?

我會想出合適的人，你知道的，把那個水泥塊和它，它不會是，你知道嗎？

Okay, Someone Shetty.

好吧，Shetty某人。

That's an eloquent speech about what should happen in that space.

關於那個空間裡應該發生的事情，這番話說得很有說服力。

I work on my speech.

我在練習演講。

If you do end up giving a speech there, please.

如果你最終要在那裡發表演講，請。

Yeah, you'll you'll get.

是啊，你會你會得到。