Name: 奧布里廣場涉足黑暗藝術 - CONAN在TBS上的節目 (Aubrey Plaza Is Dabbling In The Dark Arts - CONAN on TBS)
Uploaded: 2021-01-20T18:30:31.000Z
Duration: 4 min 58 s

You know, this last year you've been getting into witchcraft a little bit experimenting.

你知道嗎，去年這一年，你一直在研究巫術，一點點實驗。

But listen, I want to say that I'm not an expert.

但聽著，我想說，我不是專家。

You know, all the secrets of the dark arts.

你知道，所有的黑暗藝術的祕密。

I'm an apprentice to 1/4 generation which called Dandelion, who lives across the street from me.

我是1/4代的學徒，它叫蒲公英，住在我對面。

I'm blessed that she has taken me under her advisement.

我很慶幸她把我帶到了她的建議下。

And, uh, I learned a lot, Seen a lot, and I'm just dabbling.

我學到了很多東西，看到了很多東西，但我只是涉獵。

You're dabbling in the dark arts, and that's fine.

That's something a lot of people dio in show business.

這也是很多人在娛樂圈中dio的事情。

Um, my question is, what do your powers have You learned to do anything.

嗯，我的問題是，你有什麼能力，你學會了什麼。

What have you learned with your witchcraft apprenticeship?

One thing is I've been getting very good at readings.

有一點是我的閱讀能力一直很強。

Um, you know, mainly what I do is I just harness the energy of the moon, the stars, the galactic cosmic void right into my and And I use it for the power of good.

嗯，你知道，主要是我做的是 我只是利用月亮的能量，星星， 銀河系的宇宙虛空的權利 到我的和我用它為善的力量。

And sometimes I change someone's life like yours, Conan.

有時我也會像你一樣改變別人的生活，柯南。

Right now, I'm harnessing the energy of the Mediterranean Sea, which is very near by my room.

現在，我正在利用地中海的能量，它離我的房間很近。

I hear you, my darling, and I will harness this energy right into the cards.

我聽到了，親愛的，我會把這股能量利用到牌上。

I don't control the outcome of these readings.

So if I pull a card that you don't like, that's on you, baby.

所以，如果我拿出一張你不喜歡的牌，那就是你的責任，寶貝。

I'm going to just slowly cascade these cards down.

我打算就這樣慢慢的把這些牌子層層疊疊的放下去。

When you get the feeling deep down inside of you, you say, Hold it, Mama.

當你內心深處有了這種感覺，你就會說，等一下，媽媽。

哦，柯南，這是張好牌，寶貝。

這就是磁盤的四種磁盤的四種。

It looks like someone's trying to flee a small apartment that's on fire.

看起來有人想逃離著火的小公寓。

No, that does not look like I wanted to get a card.

不，這不像是我想辦卡的樣子。

就像一個裸體男人和一個裸體女人。

而這一切都是關於性和我的性慾。

The woman that's closest to you is not happy.

That's my wife fleeing our marriage as if the house is on fire.

那是我老婆在逃避我們的婚姻，好像房子著火了一樣。

There are marriages, the fire, Conan, and you have not been tending to it.

有婚姻，有火，柯南，你卻一直沒有去打理它。

These cards are up for interpretation, but I will say that that's a very small hole she's trying to crawl out of.

這些牌是可以解釋的，但我要說的是，這是她想爬出來的一個很小的洞。

聽著，我說過我要去普蘭蒂斯了

Okay, But I'm gonna What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna for real.

好吧，但我要... ...我要做的是我要真正的。

I'm gonna email you later and tell you what this really means.

我待會給你發郵件，告訴你這到底是什麼意思。

It looks like Yeah, it looks like my wife is unhappy with the marriage and is trying to get out of our tiny hut that we live in.

看起來是的，看起來我妻子對這段婚姻不滿意，想離開我們住的小木屋。

I don't wanna I don't wanna be presumptuous, but that could be you.

我不想... ...我不想自以為是，但那可能是你。

I mean, doesn't that kind of look like you?

我的意思是，那是不是有點像你？

You know, with my hair was a little longer.

你知道，我的頭髮是長了一點。

It looks like a space to hide something in.

看起來像是一個可以藏東西的空間。

Like I said, I don't control the outcome.

所以你已經有一段時間沒有吃糖了。

 Turkish people love it when we pretend it's the actual bird. 

土耳其人喜歡我們假裝它是真的鳥。

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