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  • Someone told me that during quarantine.

    有人告訴我,在檢疫期間。

  • This.

    這個

  • You know, this last year you've been getting into witchcraft a little bit experimenting.

    你知道嗎,去年這一年,你一直在研究巫術,一點點實驗。

  • Is that true or false?

    是真的還是假的?

  • Yeah, it's true.

    是的,這是真的。

  • But listen, I want to say that I'm not an expert.

    但聽著,我想說,我不是專家。

  • I don't pretend to know.

    我不假裝知道。

  • You know, all the secrets of the dark arts.

    你知道,所有的黑暗藝術的祕密。

  • I'm an apprentice to 1/4 generation which called Dandelion, who lives across the street from me.

    我是1/4代的學徒,它叫蒲公英,住在我對面。

  • I'm blessed that she has taken me under her advisement.

    我很慶幸她把我帶到了她的建議下。

  • And, uh, I learned a lot, Seen a lot, and I'm just dabbling.

    我學到了很多東西,看到了很多東西,但我只是涉獵。

  • Okay?

    好嗎?

  • You're dabbling in the dark arts, and that's fine.

    你涉足黑暗藝術,這很好。

  • That's something a lot of people dio in show business.

    這也是很多人在娛樂圈中dio的事情。

  • Um, my question is, what do your powers have You learned to do anything.

    嗯,我的問題是,你有什麼能力,你學會了什麼。

  • Can you Can you read into the future?

    你能讀懂未來嗎?

  • Can you?

    你能嗎?

  • What can you do?

    你能做什麼?

  • What have you learned with your witchcraft apprenticeship?

    巫術學徒,你學到了什麼?

  • One thing is I've been getting very good at readings.

    有一點是我的閱讀能力一直很強。

  • I have my cards right here.

    我有我的卡在這裡。

  • Um, you know, mainly what I do is I just harness the energy of the moon, the stars, the galactic cosmic void right into my and And I use it for the power of good.

    嗯,你知道,主要是我做的是 我只是利用月亮的能量,星星, 銀河系的宇宙虛空的權利 到我的和我用它為善的力量。

  • Uh huh.

    嗯哼。

  • Okay.

    好吧,我知道了

  • And sometimes I change someone's life like yours, Conan.

    有時我也會像你一樣改變別人的生活,柯南。

  • Really?

    真的嗎?

  • Right now, I'm harnessing the energy of the Mediterranean Sea, which is very near by my room.

    現在,我正在利用地中海的能量,它離我的房間很近。

  • I feel the waves.

    我感覺到了海浪。

  • I hear you, my darling, and I will harness this energy right into the cards.

    我聽到了,親愛的,我會把這股能量利用到牌上。

  • Now, Conan.

    現在,柯南

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • I don't control the outcome of these readings.

    我無法控制這些讀數的結果。

  • So if I pull a card that you don't like, that's on you, baby.

    所以,如果我拿出一張你不喜歡的牌,那就是你的責任,寶貝。

  • You heard it here for Okay.

    你在這裡聽到的是 "好吧"。

  • All right.

    好吧,我知道了

  • So what do I do?

    那我該怎麼辦?

  • I pick one.

    我選一個。

  • Or is it just gonna appear?

    還是會出現?

  • Now?

    現在?

  • I'm going to just slowly cascade these cards down.

    我打算就這樣慢慢的把這些牌子層層疊疊的放下去。

  • When you get the feeling deep down inside of you, you say, Hold it, Mama.

    當你內心深處有了這種感覺,你就會說,等一下,媽媽。

  • I think those were just bar coasters.

    我想那些只是酒吧的杯墊。

  • But anyway, hold on now, Mama.

    但無論如何,堅持住,媽媽。

  • Oh, Conan, This is a good card, baby.

    哦,柯南,這是張好牌,寶貝。

  • This is the four of disks four of disk.

    這就是磁盤的四種磁盤的四種。

  • What's happening in that?

    這裡面發生了什麼?

  • It looks like someone's trying to flee a small apartment that's on fire.

    看起來有人想逃離著火的小公寓。

  • Yeah, you're right.

    是的,你是對的。

  • This does not look promising.

    這看起來並不樂觀。

  • No, that does not look like I wanted to get a card.

    不,這不像是我想辦卡的樣子。

  • Where?

    在哪裡?

  • Like a naked guys with a naked lady.

    就像一個裸體男人和一個裸體女人。

  • And it's all about sex and my sexuality.

    而這一切都是關於性和我的性慾。

  • And this woman wants out.

    而這個女人想退出。

  • She wants out of your life, Conan.

    她想離開你的生活,柯南。

  • The woman that's closest to you is not happy.

    最親近的女人是不快樂的。

  • That's my wife fleeing our marriage as if the house is on fire.

    那是我老婆在逃避我們的婚姻,好像房子著火了一樣。

  • Is that what you're saying?

    你是這個意思嗎?

  • There are marriages, the fire, Conan, and you have not been tending to it.

    有婚姻,有火,柯南,你卻一直沒有去打理它。

  • No, I have not been tending those fires.

    不,我沒有去看管那些火。

  • And that's my wife.

    這是我的妻子。

  • Or is that Jesus?

    或者是耶穌?

  • I don't pretend to know your religion.

    我不假裝知道你的宗教信仰。

  • These cards are up for interpretation, but I will say that that's a very small hole she's trying to crawl out of.

    這些牌是可以解釋的,但我要說的是,這是她想爬出來的一個很小的洞。

  • Look, so I said I'm gonna Prentice.

    聽著,我說過我要去普蘭蒂斯了

  • Okay, But I'm gonna What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna for real.

    好吧,但我要... ...我要做的是我要真正的。

  • I'm gonna email you later and tell you what this really means.

    我待會給你發郵件,告訴你這到底是什麼意思。

  • Okay?

    好嗎?

  • Do tell me what that means.

    告訴我這是什麼意思

  • Because it looks doesn't look good.

    因為它看起來並不好看。

  • It looks like Yeah, it looks like my wife is unhappy with the marriage and is trying to get out of our tiny hut that we live in.

    看起來是的,看起來我妻子對這段婚姻不滿意,想離開我們住的小木屋。

  • I don't wanna I don't wanna be presumptuous, but that could be you.

    我不想... ...我不想自以為是,但那可能是你。

  • I mean, doesn't that kind of look like you?

    我的意思是,那是不是有點像你?

  • You know, with my hair was a little longer.

    你知道,我的頭髮是長了一點。

  • That could be me.

    那可能是我。

  • And it doesn't look like it's a door.

    而且看起來也不像門。

  • I don't know what that is.

    我不知道那是什麼

  • It looks like a space to hide something in.

    看起來像是一個可以藏東西的空間。

  • I'm very intrigued.

    我很感興趣。

  • I love it.

    我喜歡它。

  • Like I said, I don't control the outcome.

    我說過,我不能控制結果。

  • No.

    不知道

  • Only your destiny, baby.

    只有你的命運,寶貝。

  • Yep.

    是的。

  • You've told me absolutely nothing.

    你什麼都沒告訴我

  • And I enjoyed it.

    而且我很喜歡。

  • Um, you know, we gotta You will.

    嗯,你知道,我們得 你會。

  • So you've had no gummies in a while.

    所以你已經有一段時間沒有吃糖了。

  • Is that what you're saying?

    你是這個意思嗎?

  • This is you with no gummies.

    這就是沒有橡皮糖的你。

  • I'm high on turkey, honey.

    我吃火雞吃多了,親愛的。

  • Gobble, gobble.

    咕嚕,咕嚕。

  • Okay, yes.

    好吧,是的。

  • Gobble.

    咯咯。

  • Gobble.

    咯咯。

  • Turkish people love it when we pretend it's the actual bird.

    土耳其人喜歡我們假裝它是真的鳥。

Someone told me that during quarantine.

有人告訴我,在檢疫期間。

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