WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW."

歡迎回到 "深夜秀"。

YOU KNOW MY GUEST THIS EVENING FROM "FORGETTING SARAH

你知道我今晚的嘉賓來自 "忘記莎拉"。

MARSHALL," "HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER," AND "DISPATCHES FROM

馬歇爾"，"我是如何遇到你的母親，"和 "DISPATCHES從。

ELSEWHERE."

ELSEWHERE。"

HIS NEW FILM IS CALLED "OUR FRIEND."

他的新電影叫做 "我們的朋友"。

PLEASE WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW," HEY, JASON.

請歡迎來到 "晚間秀"，嘿，賈森。

>> GOOD TO SEE YOU, MAN.

>> 很高興見到你，夥計。

>> Stephen: NICE TO SEE YOU, TOO.

>> Stephen:也很高興見到你。

LAST TIME WE WERE TOGETHER WAS FEBRUARY, I THINK.

上次我們在一起是在2月，我想。

IT WAS RIGHT BEFORE EVERYTHING CAME TO A SCREECHING HALT.

就在一切都陷入僵局之前。

WHEN WERE YOU WHEN EVERYTHING-- I HAVEN'T TALKED TO YOU SINCE

當你在哪裡時，當一切 - 我還沒有跟你說話，自

THEN.

然後：

WHEN WERE YOU WHEN BASICALLY EVERYBODY HAD TO LOCK DOWN?

你什麼時候基本上每個人都要鎖門了？

>> YEAH, I-- I LIVE IN A LITTLE FARM TOWN, LIKE A COUPLE OF

>> 是的，我... 我住在一個小農莊裡，就像一對夫婦一樣。

HOURS NORTH OF LOS ANGELES, SO I WAS THERE.

在洛杉磯以北幾小時，所以我在那裡。

AND I WAS THERE FOR MOST OF THE LOCKDOWN.

而我在那裡的大部分鎖定。

I LIVE ON A BIG ORANGE GROVE.

我住在一個大的橘子園。

I THINK WE'VE TALKED ABOUT IT.

我想我們已經討論過了。

>> Stephen: WE HAVE TALKED ABOUT IT.

>> Stephen:我們已經討論過了

>> YES, I KNOW-- I KNOW THAT THAT'S INTERESTING TO YOU.

>> 是的，我知道... ... 我知道你對這個很感興趣。

IT IS TO ME, TOO.

對我來說也是如此。

>> Stephen: IT IS VERY INTERESTING TO ME.

>> Stephen:我對它很感興趣。

>> BUT I LOVE IT.

>> 但我喜歡它。

SO, YEAH, I WAS THERE FOR MOST OF THE TIME.

所以，是的，我大部分時間都在那裡。

I WOULD JUST WALK AROUND THE ORANGE GROVE, AND EVENTUALLY, I

我只是走在橘子園周圍，並最終，我。

JUST STARTED TO FEEL LIKE THE LAST MAN ON EARTH.

剛開始覺得自己是地球上最後一個人。

I MEAN, I'M SURE EVERYBODY FELT THAT WAY, BEING LOCKED UP.

我是說，我相信每個人都有這種感覺，被鎖住了。

>> Stephen: WERE YOU ALONE?

>> Stephen:你一個人嗎？

WERE YOU ALONE FOR THIS?

你一個人嗎？

>> I WAS, YES.

>> 我是，是的。

>> Stephen: OH, WOW.

>> Stephen:哦，哇。

>> YEAH.

>> 是的。

>> Stephen: JUST YOU AND THE ORANGES.

>> 只有你和橘子。

>> YEAH!

>> YEAH!

JUST ME AND THE ORANGES, AND MY BRAN, MAN.

只有我和橙子，還有我的兄弟，夥計。

IT WASN'T A GOOD LOOK.

這不是一個好的外觀。

( STEPHEN WHISTLES ).

我的天啊

>> Stephen: THE CHAMBER SOLITUDE UP HERE.

>> Stephen:在這裡的商會隔離。

>> JUST TRYING TO SOLVE PROBLEMS THAT CAN'T BE SOLVED AND DON'T

>> 只是試圖解決不能解決的問題，而不。

EXIST, YOU KNOW.

存在，你知道的。

BUT, YEAH, AND THEN I GOT REALLY, REALLY LUCKY.

但是，是的，然後我得到了非常，非常幸運。

THERE WAS THAT LULL IN THE MIDDLE WHERE WE THOUGHT MAYBE

在中間的那段時光裡，我們覺得也許... ...

THINGS WERE CALMING DOWN, AND I WENT AND I SHOT A MOVIE.

一切都平靜下來了，我去了，我拍了一部電影。

IN HUMBOLT COUNTY IN NORTHERN CALIFORNIA, IN THE REDWOODS, SO

在加州北部的休博爾特縣，在紅木鎮，所以。

THAT WAS NICE TO BREAK UP.

這是很好的分手。

IT WAS VERY, VERY BEAUTIFUL.

它是非常，非常美麗的。

>> Stephen: HOW ARE YOU-- HOW ARE YOU-- A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE

>> 你怎麼樣... 你怎麼樣... 很多人都有。

TURNED TO EXERCISE TO KEEP THEIR BRAIN FROM SCRAMBLING.

轉向鍛鍊，以保持他們的大腦從SCRAMBLING。

I EVEN CONSIDERED IT FOR A WHILE.

我甚至考慮過一段時間。

HVE YOU-- HAVE YOU BEEN-- HAVE YOU BEEN KEEPING YOURSELF SANE?

你有沒有... 你有沒有... 你有沒有保持清醒？

>> I HAVE.

>> 我有。

YOU KNOW WHAT, I DECIDED THAT I WAS GOING TO USE THIS PERIOD TO

你知道嗎，我決定，我要利用這段時間來

START ADDRESSING THE THINGS IN MY LIFE THAT CAUSE ME A LOT OF

開始解決我生活中給我帶來很多困擾的事情。

ANXIETY.

焦慮。

AND I HAVE BEEN-- I WAS GOING TO SAY OUT OF SHAPE.

我一直... ... 我想說的是形狀不對。

I'VE BEEN FAT.

我一直很胖。

( LAUGHTER ) FOR A LONG TIME IN MY LIFE.

（笑）在我的生活中很長一段時間。

AND EVERY-- EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP, LIKE, "I WISH I WASN'T THIS

每天... 每天早上我醒來，就像，"我希望我不是這樣的。

WAY.

辦法。

SO I STARTED WALKING.

所以我開始步行。

I STARTED WALKING-- HONESTLY, LIKE, 10 MILES A DAY FOR ALMOST

我開始步行--老實說，每天走10英里，幾乎是

EVERY DAY DURING QUARANTINE.

每天的定量期間。

>> Stephen: WOW.

>> Stephen:WOW。

>> AND IT'S BEEN REALLY, REALLY LOVELY.

>> 它是真的，真的很可愛。

>> Stephen: DO YOU ALWAYS GET IT IN?

>> Stephen:你總是得到它嗎？

LIKE-- >> OH, ALWAYS.

喜歡 - >> 哦，總是。

>> Stephen: RAIN OR SHANE?

>> Stephen:雨天還是晴天？

RAIN OR SHINE?

RAIN OR SHINE?

AT HOME OR WHAT ABOUT WHEN YOU WERE UP IN THE REDWOODS WERE YOU

在家裡或者你在紅樹林的時候呢？

OUT THERE WITH THE S SASS SWATCH IN THE REDWOODS.

和紅樹林裡的 "SASS SWATCH "一起出來。

>> SASCWAWCH IS THERE ACCORDING TO THEM.

>> "SASCWAWCH "就在那裡，按照他們的說法。

>> Stephen: I WORKED FOR "THE DAILY SHOW" IN 1998.

>> 史蒂芬：1998年我在 "每日秀 "工作。

I KNOW WHERE THE SASCWAWCH ARE.

我知道SASCWAWCH在哪裡。

>> SO THERE'S ONE THERE.

>> 所以有一個在那裡。

I ALSO-- I WOULD DRIVE MYSELF TO NATIONAL PARKS WHEN THEY WERE

我還... 我還會在國家公園的時候自己開車去公園。

STILL OPEN.

仍然開放。

I TOOK MYSELF TO LASON VOLCANIC NATIONAL PARK BECAUSE I HAD A

我帶著自己去了拉松火山國家公園，因為我有一個。

FEW DAYS OFF.

幾天假。

>> Stephen: WHERE IS THAT?

>> Stephen:那是哪裡？

I'M SORRY, WHERE IS THAT?

對不起，那東西在哪裡？

>> IT'S IN NORTHERN CALIFORNIA.

>> 它在北加州。

IN THE MIDDLE-- IT'S GEOTHERMIC, THERE'S, LIKE, STEAM COMING UP.

在中間 - 它的地熱，有一樣，蒸汽上來。

I DECIDED I WAS GOING TO HAVE A "INTO THE WILD" KIND OF DAY.

我決定要過一個 "走進荒野 "的日子。

I PACKED UP A BIG BACKPACK AND TOOK OFF ON A HIKE.

我收拾了一個大揹包，去遠足了。

AND I MADE WHAT I WILL CALL A VERY BOY DECISION.

我做了一個我稱之為 "非常男孩的決定"。

WHICH IS THAT I WALKED UNTIL I GOT TIRED BUT DID NOT FACTOR IN

這就是我走了，直到我累了，但沒有考慮在

THAT YOU THEN HAVE TO WALK BACK.

然後你必須走回去。

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

你知道我的意思嗎？

LIKE, I DIDN'T THINK EVEN ONE STEP AHEAD.

就像，我沒有想到甚至一步到位。

AND I GOT SO TIRED, THAT AT ONE POINT, I WAS ALL ALONE AND I

我太累了，有一次，我獨自一人，我...

KNEW WHAT I NEEDED TO DO, AND I SAT DOWN AND I JUST CRIED.

我知道我需要做什麼， 我坐下來，我只是哭了。

I'M NOT EMBARRASSED TO SAY I SAT ON A LOG AND CRIED AND CRIED.

我並不羞於說我坐在木頭上哭了又哭。

IT WAS ABOUT OTHER STUFF -- >> Stephen: IS IT OKAY IF I'M

是關於其他事情的 -- >> Stephen:是否可以，如果我

EMBARRASSED?

EMBRASSED？

( LAUGHING ) >> YOU KNOW WHAT?

（笑） >> 你知道嗎？

I WAS...

我是...

I WAS PROUD OF MYSELF FOR LETTING IT OUT.

我為自己能把它說出來而感到驕傲。

AND I SAID TO MYSELF, "JASON, SOME DAY YOU'RE GOING TO COME

我對自己說："JASON，總有一天你會來的。

BACK HERE AND THIS WILL BE EASY."

回到這裡，這將是容易的。"

>> Stephen: OH, OKAY.

>> Stephen:哦，好吧。

>> SO THAT'S MY GOAL FOR NEXT YEAR.

>> 所以這就是我明年的目標。

>> Stephen: AND SPEAKING OF THIS YEAR-NEXT YEAR, HAPPY

>> 史蒂芬：說到今年，明年，快樂。

BIRTHDAY WAS YESTERDAY, RIGHT?

生日就在昨天，對吧？

HOW MANY YEARS HAVE WE BEEN ON THE PLANET?

我們在地球上已經多少年了？

>> I HAVE BEEN ON THE PLANET FOR 41 YEARS.

>> 我已經在地球上呆了41年了。

>> Stephen: THAT'S NOTHING, MAN.

>> 這沒什麼，夥計。

THAT'S NOTHING.

這沒什麼。

>> THAT'S WHAT I KEEP HEARING.

>> 這就是我一直聽到的。

THAT'S NICE.

這是很好的。

BUT I HEAR IT FROM PEOPLE WHO-- I DON'T HEAR IT FROM KIDS.

但我從別人那裡聽到的... 我沒從孩子那裡聽到的。

>> Stephen: NO.

>> Stephen:編號：

>> NO YOUNG KIDS SAY, "41 IS NOTHING."

>> 沒有年輕的孩子說，"41歲不算什麼。"

>> Stephen: NO, NO, NO, NO.

>> Stephen:不，不，不。

BUT THEY DON'T KNOW.

但他們不知道。

>> WELL, I WILL TELL YOU THIS.

>> 好吧，我會告訴你這一點。

ON THIS MOVIE I JUST DID, THERE WERE COSTARS WHO, AS FAR AS I

在我剛拍的這部電影裡，有一些演員，據我所知

COULD TELL, WERE ADULTS, BUT THEY ALL CALL ME "MR. SEGEL."

可以說，他們是成年人，但他們都叫我 "先生"。SEGEL。"

>> Stephen: OOOOH.

>> Stephen:OOOOH。

WERE ANY OF THESE YOUR LOVE INTERESTS IN THE MOVIE?

電影裡有你的愛慕者嗎？

>> NO, NO, THANK GOD.

>> 不，不，謝天謝地。

BUT THEY WOULD SAY THINGS LIKE, "YOU WERE A BIG PART OF MY

但他們會說："你是我生命中重要的一部分。

CHILDHOOD."

童年。"

AND I DIDN'T LIKE IT.

我不喜歡它。

I DIDN'T LIKE IT AT ALL.

我一點也不喜歡它。

>> Stephen: YEAH, I GET GUESTS WHO COME ON AND SAY, "I HAVE

>> 史蒂芬: 是的，我得到的客人誰來了，並說，"我已經有了。

LOVED YOU SINCE SIXTH GRADE."

"從六年級開始就愛你了"

>> OH, YEAH.

>> 哦，是的。

>> Stephen: YEAH.

>> Stephen:是的。

>> YEAH.

>> 是的。

BUT, YOU KNOW, WHAT?

但是，你知道，什麼？

BEATS THE ALTERNATIVE, RIGHT?

勝過替代方案，對不對？

WE'RE STILL KICKING.

我們還在踢。

>> Stephen: WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?

>> Stephen:你的生日做了什麼？

HOW DID YOU CELEBRATE?

你是怎麼慶祝的？

HOW DID YOU MAKE IT SPECIAL FOR JASON SEGEL?

你是怎麼為JASON SEGEL安排的？

>> THAT'S A NICE QUESTION.

>> 這是一個很好的問題。

I TOOK A BIG, LONG WALK.

我去了一個大的，長長的步行。

THERE'S NOT MUCH YOU CAN DO.

你也無能為力。

I TOOK A BIG LONG WALK, AND I'VE BEEN EATING HEALTHY THIS YEAR.

我走了很長的路，我一直在吃 健康今年。

THERE'S A FOOD TREND IN L.A.

在洛杉磯有一種食品趨勢。

CALLED THE MASHVILLE HOT CHICKEN SANDWICH.

被稱為 "馬什維爾熱雞肉三明治"。

>> Stephen: SURE, I'VE HAD ONE.

>> 史蒂芬：當然，我已經有了一個。

THEY'RE FAN TASH.

他們是風扇塔什。

>> I HAD NIGH FIRST NASHVILLE HOT CHICKEN SANDWICH.

>> 我吃了晚上第一次納什維爾熱雞肉三明治。

THAT'S ABOUT IT.

就是這樣。

>> Stephen: THAT'S IT.

>> Stephen:這就是它。

>> I MEAN, WHAT-- WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?

>> 我是說，我們該怎麼辦？

THERE'S NOT MUCH ELSE TO DO.

沒有什麼可做的。

>> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW.

>> 史蒂芬：我不知道。

>> I'VE DONE EVERYTHING THERE IS TO DO.

>> 我已經做了所有該做的事情。

>> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A QUICK BRESK, BUT WHEN WE RETURN,

>> Stephen:我們必須採取一個快速的BRESK，但當我們返回時，

JASON HAS ANOTHER STORY ABOUT GOING FOR A WALK.

賈森又有一個關於散步的故事。

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