HOUSE WITH MIKE LINDELL, THE GUY ON THE MyPillow COMMERCIALS.

與MIKE LINDELL，MyPILLOW廣告上的傢伙一起住。

MIKE LINDELL, THE PILLOW PITCH MAN AND CONSPIRACY THEORIST,

麥克-林德爾，小球投手和陰謀理論家。

TELLS "THE DAILY BEAST" HE WAS INFORMING TRUMP ABOUT A NEW

告訴 "每日新聞"，他正在向特朗普提供新的資訊。

ELECTION FRAUD THEORY THAT CHINA AND OTHER COUNTRIES HELPED STEAL

中國和其他國家幫助竊取選舉的欺詐理論

THE 2020 ELECTION FOR JOE BIDEN.

2020年喬-比登的選舉。

PHOTOGRAPHER FOR "THE WASHINGTON POST" CAUGHT A SHOT OF LINDELL'S

《華盛頓郵報》的攝影師拍到了林德爾的照片。

NOTES WHICH READ, IN PART, QUOTE, MARTIAL, IF NECESSARY.

如有必要，將部分內容改為 "婚姻"。

>> HELLO, I'M MIKE LINDELL, INVENTOR OF MyPillow.

>> 你好，我是MIKE LINDELL，MyPillow的發明者。

MyPillowS NOT ONLY GIVE YOU A GREAT NIGHT'S REST, BUT THEY'RE

MyPillowS不僅能給你一個良好的睡眠，而且還能給你一個良好的睡眠。

ALSO THE ONLY PILLOWS THAT WHISPER CONSPIRACY THEORIES TO

也是唯一的枕頭，竊竊私語的陰謀論，以

YOU AS YOU SLEEP.

你和你的睡眠。

THE ELECTION WAS STOLEN BY CHINA...

選舉被中國偷走了...

JOE BIDEN'S DOG IS A SATANIC PEDOPHILE...

喬-比登的狗是一個撒旦的戀童癖... ...

NANCY PELOSI WILL BE THE NEXT BACHELORETTE...

南希-佩洛西將成為下一個主教練... ...

THE SECRET IS MY PATENTED SHRIEK CAPTURE TECHNOLOGY.

祕密是我的專利SHRIEK捕捉技術。

>> THE PILLOWS ARE THEN QUICKLY SEWN SHUT AND STUFFED INTO

>> 枕頭被迅速縫合，並塞進了一個小盒子裡。

PLASTIC TO SEAL IN ALL MY DELUSIONAL JUICES!

用塑膠封住我所有的精彩表演!

>> THANKS TO MyPillow, I'M BOTH WELL RESTED AND READY TO

>> 感謝MyPillow，讓我得到了充分的休息，並準備好了。

COMMIT SEDITION.

簽訂合同。

>> PLUS ENTER THE CODE "LIZARD PEOPLE" NOW AND GET 10% MORE

>> 再輸入代碼 "LIZARD PEOPLE"，即可獲得10%的優惠。

PARANOIA.

帕拉諾亞：

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

那你還在等什麼？

THE RESOLUTION STARTS NOW!

決議從現在開始!

TAKE OVER, AMERICA!

接管，美國！

♪ GET A LIVE PILLOW AND SUPPLICATE DEMOCRACY TODAY ♪

得到一個活的枕頭和 懇求民主的今天