Name: 柯南檢查安迪的乾燥一月 - CONAN on TBS (Conan Checks In On Andy’s Dry January - CONAN on TBS)
Uploaded: 2021-01-19T18:42:31.000Z
Duration: 2 min 24 s

過去簡單式

You probably heard of it called Dry January.

動名詞

That's where a lot of people abstained from drinking alcohol for all of January.

這也是很多人整個一月都禁酒的地方。

And, Andy, this is something you'd like to do.

I mean, it's nice to hit the reset button after the holidays and just kind of, you know, clean yourself out.

我的意思是，這是很好的打復位按鈕 節後，只是一種，你知道，清理自己。

So tell me, how is your dry January going so far?

那麼告訴我，目前你的乾燥一月過得怎麼樣？

Well, if you'll refer to the calendar here, it started off strong.

好吧，如果你要參考這裡的日曆，它開始時很強。

Um, I got through January 5th with no problems, but then there was attempted coup on I spent that they glued to the news.

嗯，我得到了通過1月5日沒有問題，但後來有企圖政變我花了，他們粘到新聞。

So I made an exception on that day and had a drink.

You know, Andy, I'm going to say that That's very understandable.

你知道，安迪，我想說的是，這是非常可以理解的。

A lot of us were stressed out that day so I wouldn't be too hard on yourself.

那天我們很多人都壓力很大，所以我不會對自己太苛刻。

Then a couple days later, Los Angeles announced that were 150%.

然後幾天後，洛杉磯宣佈，是150%。

I see you capacity because of the covert search.

我看你的能力是因為暗中搜查。

So I made another exception and I had a drink.

嗯，安迪，那也是一段艱難的時期。

And then Kim control announced she's not coming back for the sex and the City Re union.

然後金控宣佈她不會再來參加性和城市再工會了。

所以當然，那是一個喝酒的日子。

And then I read that Kim and Kanye are getting divorced, so I had to have a drink.

然後我讀到金和坎耶要離婚了，所以我不得不喝一杯。

And then I read They're not getting divorced, so I had a drink for that too.

然後我讀到《他們沒有離婚》，所以我也喝了一杯。

Then I went to Trader Joe's and they were all out of jingle jangle.

然後我去了Trader Joe's，他們都沒有叮叮噹噹的東西。

And they won't be getting any more for 11 months because the seasonal item, I mean, if that's not cause for a drink, I don't know what is.

他們不會得到任何更多的11個月 因為季節性的項目，我的意思是，如果這不是飲料的原因，我不知道是什麼。

Well, I smudged my sad face, so, you know, I needed a drink.

好吧，我抹了我的悲傷的臉，所以，你知道，我需要喝一杯。

And between that and finding out Wonder Woman 1984 is a little underwhelming and my Postmates delivery not including a side of 1000 island like I specifically requested.

在這兩者之間，發現《神奇女俠1984》有點不盡如人意，而且我的郵差送來的快遞中沒有包括我特別要求的1000島的一面。

I mean, how the hell is anyone expected to stay sober around here?

我的意思是，如何地獄是任何人期望 保持清醒在這裡？

Okay, well, Andy, I e don't like to say this, but it sounds like you're drinking the same as any other month.

好吧，安迪，我不喜歡這樣說，但聽起來你喝的酒和其他月份一樣。

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