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  • >> DISNEYLAND IS GOING TO SERVE AS THE FIRST SUPER-COVID-19

    >> 迪斯尼樂園將成為首個超級視頻-19的服務對象。

  • VACCINATION SITE IN ORANGE COUNTY, CALIFORNIA.

    加利福尼亞州橙縣的疫苗接種點。

  • THE COUNTY SAYS THE SITE WILL BE ABLE TO VACCINATE THOUSANDS OF

    縣政府說,該網站將能夠為數以千計的人接種疫苗。

  • RESIDENTS EACH DAY, AND IT WILL OPEN LATER THIS WEEK.

    每一天的居民,它將在本週晚些時候開放。

  • >> ARE YOU A NEW YORK RESIDENT?

    >> 你是紐約居民嗎?

  • YOU NEED TO GET VACCINATED?

    你需要接種疫苗嗎?

  • THEN COME ON DOWN TO CONEY ISLAND FOR YOUR COVID

    那就來康伊島找你的妻子吧。

  • INOCULATION.

    接種:

  • OUR FRONTLINE CARNEYS WILL GUESS YOUR WEIGHT WHILE THEY JAB YOU

    我們的前線CARNEYS會在刺殺你的時候猜測你的體重。

  • WITH A NEEDLE.

    用針。

  • OR GET A SIMULTANEOUS TATTOO AND VACCINATION.

    或得到一個仿真紋身和打針。

  • BE FREE OF THE VIRUS WHILE SPORTING A DEMON GOAT HEAD.

    在戴上惡魔山羊頭的同時,擺脫病毒的侵襲。

  • OR SIMPLY INOCULATE YOURSELF BY ROLLING AROUND ON THE BEACH.

    或者簡單地通過在海灘上打滾來給自己接種。

  • CONEY ISLAND WILL ALSO HELP BUILD YOUR IMMUNITY BY EXPOSING

    康伊島也將通過揭露您的免疫力來幫助您建立免疫力。

  • YOU TO A VAST VARIETY OF DISEASES, INCLUDING SUBWAY LUNG,

    你對各種各樣的疾病,包括地鐵肺。

  • BUSHWICK ROT, GOWANUS-ANUS, AND STATEN ISLAND.

    布什維克羅特,高瓦努斯-阿努斯,和斯塔滕島。

  • CONEY ISLAND BOASTS THE MOST CONTAGIOUS DISEASES PER SQUARE

    康伊島擁有每平方公里最嚴重的疾病。

  • INCH IN THE WORLD.

    寸的世界。

  • TAKE THAT, TIMES SQUARE OLIVE GARDEN.

    拿著,時代廣場橄欖園。

  • AND TEST YOUR VACCINE-INFUSED HOT-DOG-EATING PROWESS AGAINST

    並測試您的疫苗注射熱狗吃的能力,以防止

  • OUR INOCU-DOG CHAMPION, JOEY CHESTNUT.

    我們的無罪犬冠軍喬伊・栗子。

  • SO COME ON DOWN TO CONEY ISLAND TODAY, BECAUSE WHEN YOU'RE HERE,

    所以今天來康伊島吧,因為當你在這裡的時候,

  • WHY ARE YOU HERE?

    你為什麼在這裡?

  • >> Announcer: IT'S "A LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT."

    >> 播音員:這是 "晚間節目與史蒂芬・科爾伯特。"

>> DISNEYLAND IS GOING TO SERVE AS THE FIRST SUPER-COVID-19

>> 迪斯尼樂園將成為首個超級視頻-19的服務對象。

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