VACCINATION SITE IN ORANGE COUNTY, CALIFORNIA.

加利福尼亞州橙縣的疫苗接種點。

THE COUNTY SAYS THE SITE WILL BE ABLE TO VACCINATE THOUSANDS OF

縣政府說，該網站將能夠為數以千計的人接種疫苗。

RESIDENTS EACH DAY, AND IT WILL OPEN LATER THIS WEEK.

每一天的居民，它將在本週晚些時候開放。

>> ARE YOU A NEW YORK RESIDENT?

>> 你是紐約居民嗎？

YOU NEED TO GET VACCINATED?

你需要接種疫苗嗎？

THEN COME ON DOWN TO CONEY ISLAND FOR YOUR COVID

那就來康伊島找你的妻子吧。

INOCULATION.

接種：

OUR FRONTLINE CARNEYS WILL GUESS YOUR WEIGHT WHILE THEY JAB YOU

我們的前線CARNEYS會在刺殺你的時候猜測你的體重。

WITH A NEEDLE.

用針。

OR GET A SIMULTANEOUS TATTOO AND VACCINATION.

或得到一個仿真紋身和打針。

BE FREE OF THE VIRUS WHILE SPORTING A DEMON GOAT HEAD.

在戴上惡魔山羊頭的同時，擺脫病毒的侵襲。

OR SIMPLY INOCULATE YOURSELF BY ROLLING AROUND ON THE BEACH.

或者簡單地通過在海灘上打滾來給自己接種。

CONEY ISLAND WILL ALSO HELP BUILD YOUR IMMUNITY BY EXPOSING

康伊島也將通過揭露您的免疫力來幫助您建立免疫力。

YOU TO A VAST VARIETY OF DISEASES, INCLUDING SUBWAY LUNG,

你對各種各樣的疾病，包括地鐵肺。

BUSHWICK ROT, GOWANUS-ANUS, AND STATEN ISLAND.

布什維克羅特，高瓦努斯-阿努斯，和斯塔滕島。

CONEY ISLAND BOASTS THE MOST CONTAGIOUS DISEASES PER SQUARE

康伊島擁有每平方公里最嚴重的疾病。

INCH IN THE WORLD.

寸的世界。

TAKE THAT, TIMES SQUARE OLIVE GARDEN.

拿著，時代廣場橄欖園。

AND TEST YOUR VACCINE-INFUSED HOT-DOG-EATING PROWESS AGAINST

並測試您的疫苗注射熱狗吃的能力，以防止

OUR INOCU-DOG CHAMPION, JOEY CHESTNUT.

我們的無罪犬冠軍喬伊・栗子。

SO COME ON DOWN TO CONEY ISLAND TODAY, BECAUSE WHEN YOU'RE HERE,

所以今天來康伊島吧，因為當你在這裡的時候，

WHY ARE YOU HERE?

你為什麼在這裡？

>> Announcer: IT'S "A LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT."

>> 播音員：這是 "晚間節目與史蒂芬・科爾伯特。"