Name: 檢疫的同時...連接互聯網的性玩具成為黑客攻擊的目標 (Quarantinewhile... Internet-Connected Sex Toys Targeted By Hackers)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T20:41:00.000Z
Duration: 6 min 44 s

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YET ANOTHER HISTORIC DAY HERE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE, THE HOME

又是一個歷史性的日子，在自由的土地上，在這裡，在這裡，在這裡。

IT FEELS LIKE I'M SEARCHING FOR MAGIC THAT IS LEFT IN THE WORLD

感覺我在尋找世界上僅存的魔法

I WANT TO BALANCE OUT ALL THE RIFT OF THE STUFF THAT'S COMING

我想平衡所有即將到來的裂痕的東西

IN, WITH A LITTLE BIT MORE MAGIC TO KIND OF HEAL MYSELF, YOU

在，用一點點的魔法來治癒自己，你。

WE SAW SOME PEOPLE VOTING AGAINST THEIR OWN PERSONAL

我們看到一些人投票反對他們自己的個人。

POLITICAL INTERESTS FOR THE GOOD OF THE COUNTRY.

>> Jon: YEAH, BUT ISN'T IT KIND OF LATE A LITTLE BIT, YOU

>> 喬恩。是的，但是不是有點晚了一點，你。

>> Stephen: HEY, MAN, HEY MAN, THE 11th HOUR CONVERT GETS

>> 嘿，夥計，嘿，夥計，第11個小時的轉換得到了。

THE SAME PAY THAT THE OTHER WORKERS IN THE VINEYARD DOES.

和葡萄園裡其他工人的工資一樣。

>> Jon: I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

>> Stephen: JON, DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING PATRIOTIC AT YOUR

>> 喬恩，你有什麼愛國主義的東西嗎？

*********** 斯蒂芬謝謝你，喬恩。

YOU KNOW, FOLKS, I SPEND A LOT OF TIME LINING A PATH WITH THE

你知道嗎，夥計們，我花了很多時間來襯托一條小路，用的是...

BRIGHTEST, MOST TOPICAL CHERRY BLOSSOMS, LAYING THEM BY THE

最亮麗、最主題的櫻花，把它們鋪設在

NEWSIEST BUBBLING BROOK AND CAREFULLY RAKING THE SANDS TO

最新潮的布林布魯克和小心翼翼地耙沙，以

CREATE THE JAPANESE ZEN GARDEN THAT IS MY MONOLOGUE.

創造日本的禪意花園，這是我的獨白。

BUT ONCE IN A WHILE, I LIKE TO DIG A SHALLOW PIT, LINE IT WITH

但偶爾，我喜歡挖一個淺坑，用

SOME TWO BY FOURS I FOUND BEHIND THE HOME DEPOT, FILL IT WITH

我在家政倉庫後面找到的一些二乘四的東西，把它裝滿。

GRAVEL AND SAND I STOLE FROM THE SCRAPYARD, AND TOP IT ALL OFF

我從垃圾場偷來的石子和沙子，然後再把這些東西加進去

WITH SOME USED CAT LITTER TO ASSEMBLE THE DERELICT SANDBOX

用一些廢舊的CAT LITTER來組裝DERELICT SANDBOX。

OF NEWS THAT IS MY SEGMENT: "QUARANTINE-WHILE!"

的新聞，這是我的部門： "QUARANTINE -WHILE！"

QUARANTINE-WHILE, POLICE IN NEW JERSEY RESPONDED TO A 911 CALL

誇誇其談，警察在紐約的警察迴應911電話。

THAT "A FLOCK OF ANGRY CHICKENS WAS WREAKING HAVOC AT A

一群憤怒的雞在一個地方肆意妄為。

我怎麼... ... 我只是開車離開？

好吧，我會做到這一點，那麼。"

( LAUGHTER ) NO WORD ON WHOSE CHICKENS THEY

WERE, BUT WHEN ANIMAL CONTROL ARRIVED AT THE McDONALD'S, THEY

是的，但當動物管制員來到麥當勞餐廳時，他們... ...

"SAW THE CHICKENS HARASSING AND CHASING CUSTOMERS, ALONG WITH

"看到雞在騷擾和追逐顧客，以及

FORTUNATELY, NO ONE WAS HURT, AND THE CHICKENS WERE ROUNDED UP

幸運的是，沒有人受傷，雞也被圍起來了。

QUARANTINE-WHILE, IN ROBOT NEWS, "THE PETIT QOOBO IS A CUSHIONED

QUARANTINE--雖然在機器人新聞中，"小QOOBO是一個毛絨絨的。

ROBOT WITH A TAIL THAT WAVES GENTLY WHEN THE ROBOT IS PET."

"當機器人成為寵物時，它的尾巴會輕輕擺動"

AWW, IT'S LIKE SOMEONE WANTED TO DRAW A CAT BUT THEY STARTED AT

就像有人想畫一隻貓，但他們卻從... ...

ACCORDING TO THE COMPANY, THE QOOBO IS "DESIGNED TO OFFER

根據該公司的說法，QOOBO是 "為提供以下服務而設計的

PLUS, YOU'LL NEED TO REGISTER IT WITH THE AUTHORITIES IF YOU WANT

此外，如果你想要的話，你還需要向權威機構註冊。

TO TAKE IT ON A PLANE AS YOUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ROBOT CAT ASS.

把它帶上飛機，作為你的情感支持機器人CAT ASS。

QUARANTINE-WHILE, IT'S TIME FOR EVERYONE'S FAVORITE

GENITALIA-BASED QUARANTINE-WHILE SUB-SEGMENT: "PEEN-WHILE."

基於基因的定量----WHILE分項。"PEEN-WHILE"。

AND, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, IT'S ACTUALLY TIME FOR EVERYONE'S

而且，不管你信不信，現在是大家的時間了。

FAVORITE PEEN-WHILE SUB-SUB-SEGMENT: "PEEN-JAIL."

最喜歡的PEEN-WHILE分區："PEEN-監獄"。

PEEN-JAIL, "A HACKER TOOK CONTROL OF PEOPLE'S

PEEN-JAIL，"一個黑客控制了人們的。

INTERNETCONNECTED CHASTITY CAGES AND DEMANDED A RANSOM TO BE PAID

互聯網連接的貞操籠，並要求支付贖金。

THAT'S THE SECOND STUPIDEST IDEA I'VE HEARD!

這是我聽過的第二個最愚蠢的想法!

NOW, JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR, A "CHASTITY CAGE" IS "A SEX TOY

現在，只是讓我們清楚，"貞操籠 "是 "性玩具"。

THAT USERS PUT AROUND THEIR PENIS AND SOME OF THEM CAN BE

用戶把陰莖周圍，其中一些可以是。

NOT SURE HOW PEOPLE DO THAT LAST PART, BUT IT COULD EXPLAIN WHAT

不知道人們是如何做的最後一部分，但它可以解釋什麼。

THAT THIRD LIGHT SWITCH DOES IN MY GARAGE.

我的車庫裡的第三個燈開關也是如此。

SO, APPARENTLY, THESE PEOPLE HOOKED UP THEIR DONG CAGES TO

所以，顯然，這些人把他們的DONG CAGES連接到了一起。

THE 'NET, AND THEN THEY GOT HACKED, WHICH ACTUALLY LEADS TO

網絡，然後他們被黑客攻擊，這實際上導致了。

WELL, YEAH, OF COURSE THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN.

好吧，是的，當然這是要發生的。

I MEAN, IT'S ONE THING TO GIVE CONTROL OF YOUR DEPRIVATION BOX

我是說，把你的控制權交給別人是一回事。

TO A LOVED ONE, BUT IT'S QUITE A LEAP OF FAITH TO SAY, "LET'S

對所愛的人說："讓我們來吧！"這是一個相當大的信心飛躍。

ANYWAY, OBVIOUSLY, WE DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHO IS LOCKED IN THESE

總之，很明顯，我們不知道到底是誰被關在這裡面了

設備，但它是非常可怕的東西。

AND HERE TO DISCUSS THE MATTER IS MY WRITER WHO BROUGHT THIS TO

而在這裡討論這個問題的是我的作家，他把這個帶到了這裡。

DJANGO, WHAT DO YOU THINK-- >> WE MUST MEET THESE HACKERS'

DJANGO，你覺得... ... 我們必須去見這些黑客。

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