So, back in the day when I was a high roller, when were you ever high rolling?

那麼，當年我還是個高富帥的時候，你什麼時候高富帥過？

Well, you know, I told you I fed the city breakfast every morning.

嗯，你知道，我告訴你，我每天早上都會給城市喂早餐。

Grits and eggs or something like that.

糝和雞蛋之類的東西。

Well, anyway, back in the day, I took this chick to Iceland.

好吧，不管怎麼說，以前我帶這個小妞去冰島。

Iceland?

冰島？

Is that where all the high rollers gold six hours from Kennedy and the nightclub scene is, you know, is intense.

那是所有高富帥的地方嗎？ 從肯尼迪出發，6個小時的車程，夜總會的場景是，你知道，是激烈的。

And I thought I'd take this chick to Iceland.

我想我要帶這個小妞去冰島。

What's her name?

她叫什麼名字？

Vodka.

伏特加

She was Lithuanian.

她是立陶宛人。

She was an ass model.

她是一個屁股模型。

She asked you what you heard of hand models, right?

她問你聽說過什麼手模，是嗎？

Advertisement, Right.

廣告，右。

She was an ass model.

她是一個屁股模型。

She did jeans and magazines and shit.

她做牛仔褲和雜誌和狗屎。

Anyway, it was Fashion week in New York and, uh, took her toe.

總之，當時是紐約的時裝週，她的腳趾頭受傷了。

Iceland Lavicka, Lithuanian ass model Iceland.

冰島Lavicka，立陶宛臀部模特冰島。

You took it to the ice so well for 500 bucks will take you on a dog sled riding the glacier dogs like Yeah, And you know the old saying, if you're not the lead dog, the view never changes, right?

你把它帶到了冰上，所以好500塊錢會帶你在狗拉雪橇上騎冰川狗一樣，是啊，你知道一句老話，如果你不是領頭狗，風景永遠不會改變，對不對？

Otherwise, you're always looking at the asshole of the dog in front of you.

否則，你總是看著眼前這隻狗的屁眼。

That will be funny in a minute.

這將是有趣的在一分鐘內。

When I get to that part?

我什麼時候到那部分？

It's funny.

這很有趣。

Now wait in the morning.

現在在早上等著。

We haven't been to bed yet, and we're tooling across this glacier and I got this hangover that's creeping up back of my neck.

我們還沒有睡覺，我們正在穿越冰川，我的脖子後面有了宿醉的感覺。

And guess what?

你猜怎麼著？

I'm looking at you.

我正看著你呢

Obviously, you're staring at Theus of the dog in front of you.

很明顯，你是在盯著眼前這隻狗的忒斯。

Got it.

我知道了

So this dog, out of nowhere, just lifts its hind legs up and puts them in the harness.

所以這隻狗，不知從哪裡冒出來的，就把後腿抬起來，放在馬具裡。

Their It just takes a shit while he's running on his front paws.

他們只是在他用前爪跑的時候拉了一泡屎。

So he's dumping and running all of the same time.

所以他一邊甩手，一邊跑路。

That's multi fucking tasking, If you ask me, get out of Did it hit?

那是多重任務，如果你要我說，就離開吧，它打中了嗎？

You should always hit you, man.

你應該總是打你，男人。

I didn't know it at the time, but it was profound.

當時我不知道，但很深刻。

Profound.

深刻。

Yeah, you lost me.

是的，你失去了我。

Well, you know, when I went to prison later on which you called, I had trouble going to the toilet, You know, a privacy thing and I couldn't take a shit.

嗯，你知道，當我去監獄 後來你打電話， 我有麻煩去廁所， 你知道，一個隱私的事情，我不能採取狗屎。

I was scared shitless.

我嚇得屁滾尿流。

Literally.

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So you know what I thought of you?

所以你知道我對你的看法嗎？

Thought of the dog.

想到了狗。

That's right.

是的

E thought if that dog could do what it needed to do, so could I save my fucking life.

E想，如果那條狗能做到該做的事，我他媽的也能救命。

Wow, That is profound God.

哇，這是深刻的神。

And you know it.

你也知道的

Z People adapt.

Z人適應。

It's like it's like you and I are like, today.

就像今天的你和我一樣。

We didn't know how today was gonna start wrong.

我們不知道今天怎麼會有一個錯誤的開始。

Wrong.

錯了

What?

什麼？

I know exactly how it was gonna start.

我知道這一切是怎麼開始的

Yeah, but do you know I was gonna end?

是啊，但你知道我是要去結束？

I'm tired of talking to you, Garber wait on me when the money comes in.

我不想再跟你說話了，葛伯... ...等我的錢到手後再來找我吧

You got four minutes.

你有四分鐘的時間

I don't know what he looks like, but he sounds good.

我不知道他長什麼樣子，但他聽起來不錯。

Fucking tough shit.

他媽的硬狗屎。

Fucking got a sexy voice.

他媽的有一個性感的聲音。

Oh, man.

哦，夥計。