I like to go on Instagram and scroll through all the photos.

我喜歡上Instagram，翻閱所有的照片。

And one thing I've noticed is that a lot of times,

而我注意到的一件事是，很多時候。

two people will write the exact same caption,

兩個人會寫完全相同的標題。

but the pictures they post will be completely different.

但他們發佈的圖片會完全不同。

I'm gonna show you what I mean in this next segment.

下一段我會告訴你我的意思。

It's time for "Picture This."

現在是 "圖片這個 "的時間。

-♪ Picture this, picture this, picture this ♪

-圖片這個，圖片這個，圖片這個？

♪ Yeah, picture this ♪

# Yeah, picture this #

[ Applause ]

[掌聲]

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

A lot of energy in that song.

這首歌的能量很大。

It's just nothing but.

這只是什麼，但。

Like, "Vooooh!"

就像，"Vooooh！"

-♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

-哦，哦，哦，哦，哦

♪ Picture this ♪

圖片這個

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

Alright, let's take a look at this first example.

好了，我們來看看這第一個例子。

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jared Kushner both wrote,

阿諾德-施瓦辛格和賈裡德-庫什納都寫道。

"This makes my blood boil."

"這讓我熱血沸騰。"

Arnold Schwarzenegger posted a picture of the Capitol riot.

阿諾德-施瓦辛格發佈了一張國會暴動的照片。

Jared Kushner posted a picture of garlic.

賈裡德-庫什納發了一張大蒜的照片。

[ Laughter and applause ]

[笑聲和掌聲]

This next one is from Disney+ and CBS.

接下來這個是迪士尼+和CBS的。

They both wrote, "Get ready to enter a trippy new world."

他們都寫道："準備好進入一個三俗的新世界吧。"

Disney+ posted a picture

迪士尼+發佈了一張圖片

of the new Marvel series, "WandaVision."

漫威新系列 "萬達視界 "的。

CBS posted a picture of Theraflu.

CBS發佈了一張Theraflu的圖片。

Oh, yeah, that's real deal. [ Applause ]

哦，是的，這是真正的交易。[掌聲]

That stuff is real deal.

這東西是真正的交易。

Here's one from Tom Brady and Rob Gronkowski.

這是湯姆-布雷迪和羅布-格隆科夫斯基的照片。

They both wrote, "You're my other half."

他們都寫道："你是我的另一半。"

Tom Brady posted a picture of Gisele.

湯姆-布雷迪發了一張吉賽爾的照片。

Rob Gronkowski posted a picture of his legs.

羅布-格隆科夫斯基發了一張他的腿部照片。

[ Laughter ] Well, it is -- He's right.

[笑] 嗯，這是 - 他是對的。

It is his other...

這是他的另一個...

This next one is from Ben & Jerry's and Rudy Giuliani.

接下來這個是Ben & Jerry's和Rudy Giuliani的。

They both wrote, "Don't tempt me."

他們都寫道："不要誘惑我。"

Ben & Jerry's posted a picture of a dog

Ben & Jerry's發佈了一張狗的照片。

staring at the new Ben & Jerry's dog-treat ice cream.

盯著新的Ben & Jerry's狗糧冰激凌。

Rudy Giuliani posted a picture of himself

魯迪-朱利安尼發佈了一張自己的照片。

staring at the new Ben & Jerry's dog-treat ice cream.

盯著新的Ben & Jerry's狗糧冰激凌。

[ Laughter and applause ] Hmm.

[笑聲和掌聲] 嗯。

♪ Picture this ♪ [ Laughter ]

圖片這個 [笑]

Do it one more time? [ Drumroll ]

再做一次？[鼓聲]

-♪ Picture this, picture this, picture this ♪

-圖片這個，圖片這個，圖片這個？

♪ Yeah, picture this ♪

# Yeah, picture this #

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

This next one is from HBO and Governor Cuomo.

接下來這個是HBO和州長Cuomo的。

They both wrote, "The city's about to get sexy again."

他們都寫道："這個城市又要變得性感了。"

HBO posted a picture of the new "Sex and the City" reboot.

HBO發佈了一張新《慾望都市》重啟的圖片。

Cuomo posted a picture

庫莫發佈了一張圖片

of himself getting vaccinated in a muscle tank.

的自己在肌肉坦克中接種疫苗。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

Ow!

嗷！

This next one is from Kyle Busch and Uber Eats.

接下來這個是凱爾-布什和Uber Eats的。

They both wrote, "Love the smell of burning rubber."

他們都寫道："喜歡橡膠燃燒的味道。"

Kyle Busch posted a picture of him racing.

凱爾-布什發佈了一張他的賽車照片。

Uber Eats posted a picture of a toasted sandwich from Subway.

Uber Eats發佈了一張Subway的烤麵包三明治的圖片。

[ Applause ]

[掌聲]

This next one is from Nancy Pelosi and Betsy DeVos.

接下來這個是南希-佩洛西和貝特西-德沃斯的。

They both wrote, "Piece of cake."

他們都寫道："小菜一碟"。

Nancy Pelosi posted a picture of her impeaching Trump.

南希-佩洛西發佈了一張彈劾特朗普的照片。

Betsy DeVos posted a picture of a piece of cake.

Betsy DeVos發了一張蛋糕的照片。

[ Laughter and applause ]

[笑聲和掌聲]

Alright, here's the last one.

好了，這是最後一個。

It's from Barack Obama and Donald Trump.

這是奧巴馬和唐納德-特朗普的。

They both wrote,

他們都寫了。

"If there's one thing that matters to me, this is it."

"如果說有一件事對我來說很重要，那就是這個。"

Barack Obama posted a picture of his family.

奧巴馬發了一張全家福。

Donald Trump posted a picture of...

唐納德-特朗普發佈了一張圖片...

Wait a second.

等一下

Never mind. He couldn't post anything.

不要緊。他什麼也發不了。

[ Laughter and applause ]

[笑聲和掌聲]

That's all the time we have for "Picture This."

這是所有的時間，我們有 "圖片這一點。"