This'll entire city must be purged.

這整個城市都必須被清除。

Welcome, Toe watch Mojo!

歡迎，Toe watch Mojo!

And today we're counting down our picks for the top 10 laziest video game re masters and remakes.

而今天我們就來細數一下我們選出的十大最懶的電子遊戲重製版和重製版。

Oh, yeah, yeah, okay for this list will be looking at re masters or remakes that felt unnecessary or did little to justify their existence.

哦，是啊，是啊，好吧，這個榜單會看重母版或重拍版，覺得沒有必要或沒有什麼理由證明自己的存在。

Which classic game deserves a full remake?

哪款經典遊戲值得全面重拍？

Let us know in the comments Number 10 Dead or Alive Paradise remakes are generally synonymous with upgrades, but that is not always the case.

讓我們在評論中知道10號死活樂園重製版一般是升級的代名詞，但事實並非總是如此。

A PSP remake of the Xbox three Sixtys, Dead or Alive Extreme to Paradise is a considerable downgrade of a game that, if we're being honest, was hardly a masterpiece to begin with.

作為Xbox三六零的PSP重製版，《死或生之極致天堂》是一款相當降格的遊戲，如果我們說實話，這款遊戲一開始就很難成為大作。

Released on a system that was already half a decade old, Paradise delivers boring, stiff and uninspired many games that are arguably worse versions of the shallow originals.

在已經有半年曆史的系統上發佈的《天堂》，提供了許多無聊、僵硬、毫無新意的遊戲，可以說是淺顯原作的糟糕版本。

Paradise was the first dead or alive title released Una Portable console, and it's a small miracle that it was not the last.

天堂》是Una Portable遊戲機發佈的第一個死活題材，它不是最後一個小奇蹟。

What wonderfully quiet day Number nine Tony Hawkes Pro Skater H.

多麼美妙安靜的一天 九號託尼-霍克斯職業滑冰運動員H.

D E.

D E.

During the seventh generation HD re masters were all the rage.

在第七代的時候，高清重母風靡一時。

Many opted to collect a series of games and ramp up the resolution.

很多人選擇了收集系列遊戲，並加大了決議的力度。

But Tony Hawk pro Skater HD took a different, more disappointing approach.

但託尼-霍克職業滑手HD採取了不同的方式，更令人失望。

While it's still plays like the original Tony Hawk titles, the HD remakes combined stages from the first two games rather than focusing on one or the other.

雖然它的玩法還是像託尼-霍克原作一樣，但高清重製版結合了前兩款遊戲的階段，而不是專注於其中一個或另一個。

In theory, this might seem like a good idea, but HD actually launched with fewer stages than either of the first to Tony Hawk games.

理論上，這似乎是一個好主意，但HD實際上推出的階段比任何一個第一到託尼霍克遊戲都要少。

As a remake, HD opted to take a minimalistic approach, and some things like split screen and skate videos were frustratingly not included.

作為一款重製版，高清選擇了極簡的方式，一些諸如分屏、滑板視頻等東西都沒有加入，令人沮喪。

Number eight, Putty Squad.

八號，膩子小隊。

This game's got history.

這個遊戲有歷史。

There was an Amiga 1200 version that, despite from solid reviews from critics who demo, the game wasn't officially released until 2013, the version that was released on this ness in 1994 was in perfect, but all in all, a solid game for its time.

有一個Amiga 1200版本，儘管從評論家誰演示的堅實的評論，遊戲直到2013年才正式發佈，在1994年發佈的這個nes的版本是在完美的，但總的來說，一個堅實的遊戲在當時。

Unfortunately, the remake, released two decades later, still plays like a platformer from the mid nineties.

遺憾的是，二十年後推出的重製版，玩起來還是像九十年代中期的平臺遊戲。

Um, argument could be made that Putty Squad has no reason to exist on modern consoles, but there is potential in its open ended levels and puzzle driven gameplay.

嗯，可以說Putty Squad沒有理由存在於現代遊戲機上，但其開放式的關卡和益智驅動的玩法是有潛力的。

Sadly, all the remake does is throw a fresh coat of paint on the title without really touching the controls or revamping any of the maps, both of which, in retrospect, sorely needed some fine tuning.

遺憾的是，重製版所做的只是給標題刷了一層新的油漆，而沒有真正觸及控制和改造任何地圖，現在回想起來，這兩者都亟需一些微調。

Number seven.

七號

Diddy Kong Racing DS.

Diddy Kong Racing DS。

When Rare and Nintendo are involved, expectations are naturally high as Diddy Kong Racing is an all time great kart racer.

當Rare和任天堂參與其中時，人們的期望值自然很高，因為《Diddy Kong Racing》是一款史上偉大的卡丁車賽車。

A remake for the Nintendo DS made sense, even if a new entry would have been far more exciting.

任天堂DS的重製版是有意義的，即使新作品會更刺激。

Rare did a serviceable job porting the game with the addition of online multiplayer being a highlight, however, Diddy Kong Racing DS did not quite capture the magic of the original.

Rare在移植遊戲方面做得可圈可點，增加的在線多人遊戲是一大亮點，然而《Diddy Kong Racing DS》並沒有完全抓住原作的魔力。

This mostly comes down to the forced implementation of overly sensitive touch controls.

這主要歸結於強行實現過於敏感的觸摸控制。

Rather than add much to the game, the touch based challenges seemed like they simply exist because the stylist had to be used in some way.

與其說是為遊戲增加了很多內容，不如說是基於觸摸的挑戰，似乎只是因為造型師必須以某種方式使用而存在。

Great Number six Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles, turtles and time re shelled.

偉大的六號忍者神龜，海龜和時間重殼。

Yeah, remakes have to find a way to revamp a potentially outdated game for a modern audience while maintaining the spirit of the original.

是啊，重製版必須找到一種方法，在保持原作精神的同時，為現代觀眾改造一款可能過時的遊戲。

It's a balancing act.

這是一個平衡的行為。

The turtles and timely shelled sadly, does not pull off as a three d remake of the arcade.

龜和及時炮轟可惜，沒有拉開作為街機的三d重製版。

Classic Turtles in Time re shelled freeze the iconic heroes to stab away in eight directions.

經典的《時空神龜》重新炮製凍結標誌性英雄，從八個方向刺去。

But the extra dimension integrates rather poorly with the still distinctly to DS gameplay, N, P.

但額外的維度與仍舊明顯到DS的遊戲玩法整合得相當差，N，P。

C.

C.

S and levels.

S和水準。

The visuals.

視覺效果。

Air Fine and Online is a nice bonus, but re shelled really needed to expand the move set of the shallow characters Number five Dead Rising Chop Till You Drop Yeah, 2006 is Dead Rising delivered a humorous and cathartic twist on the classic zombie formula in 2000 and nine.

空細和在線是一個很好的獎勵，但重新炮擊真的需要擴大淺層人物的動作集第五名死亡崛起砍到你掉下來是的，2006年是死亡崛起在2000年和9年對經典殭屍公式進行了幽默和宣洩性的扭曲。

It was replicated to mixed results with the We's Chopped Till You Drop remake.

複製到《我們被砍到你摔倒》的翻拍中，效果不一。

Capcom has a solid track record when it comes to remakes, but Chop till You drop very much feels like a budget project.

卡普空在重製遊戲方面有著良好的記錄，但《砍到你掉》非常像是一個預算項目。

Graphically, the game looks underwhelming even by the we standards, while the game place focus on gunplay, reduces dead risings fun factor Chop Till You Drop manages to give we owners the basic dead rising experience, albeit one that could have used more time in the oven.

從圖形上看，即使以我們的標準來看，遊戲也顯得不盡如人意，而遊戲將重點放在槍戰上，降低了死升的樂趣因素《Chop Till You Drop》設法給我們業主提供了基本的死升體驗，儘管可以使用更多的時間在烤箱裡。

Come on Number four.

來吧四號。

Guitar Hero Smash hits.

吉他英雄大亂鬥命中。

Yeah, After debuting in 2005, guitar hero went on such a frantic release free, but the Siri's burned out in just five years.

是啊，吉他英雄在2005年出道後，如此瘋狂的免費發佈，但短短五年時間，Siri的燒燬了。

2009 Smash hits might be the most unnecessary entry in the franchise as it's essentially a greatest hits collection, highlighting select tracks from the previous games with full band play and rearrange notes for each song.

2009年的大亂鬥可能是特許經營中最不必要的作品，因為它基本上是一個最受歡迎的集合，突出了前幾款遊戲中的精選曲目，每首歌都有完整的樂隊演奏和重新編排的音符。

The developers certainly put effort into making smash hits a decent game.

開發商當然會花心思把大亂鬥做成一款像樣的遊戲。

Unfortunately, the issue here is less about execution and more about the fundamental concept.

遺憾的是，這裡的問題不在於執行，而在於基本概念。

The titles Mere existence feels like a lazy cash graph in a franchise that desperately needed to slow down.

標題單純的存在感就像一個懶惰的現金圖，在一個急需放慢速度的特許經營中。

Yeah, yeah, Number three AP Escape on the loose I'm the ruler of a new world on the leader of a new age of Homo SAPIENs.

是的，是的，三號AP逃亡者在逃亡中 我是一個新世界的統治者 一個新時代的智人SAPIENs的領導者。

1999.

1999.

AP Escape is one of the best platform er's ever made.

AP逃學生是有史以來最好的平臺er之一。

Sadly, that distinction does not extend to the 2005 remake Ah launch title for the PS PS North American debut AP Escape on the Loose comes across as a stopgap option to pad the consoles lineup.

遺憾的是，這種區別並沒有延伸到2005年的重製版啊推出的標題為PS PS北美首發AP逍遙法外，作為一個權宜之計的選擇來墊高遊戲機的陣容。

The remake boasts vibrant visuals and retains some of the originals quirky charm, but those are minor things in the face of the clunky control scheme brought on by the PSP solitary thumb stick while on the loose still kind of works.

重製版擁有鮮活的視覺效果，並保留了原作的一些奇特魅力，但這些都是小事，面對PSP獨門拇指杆帶來的笨拙控制方案，而逍遙自在還是有點作用的。

The game tries to force a square peg into a round hole rather than just creating a new peg.

遊戲試圖將一個方形的釘子強行釘進一個圓形的洞裡，而不是僅僅創造一個新的釘子。

I'm sure you'll do your utmost to entertain me.

我相信你會盡你最大的努力來招待我。

Hasta la vista Babies Number two.

再見了，二號寶寶。

Double Dragon to wander of the Dragons, a staple of the arcade scene in the late eighties and early nineties, Double Dragon has endured many low points throughout its storied history.

雙龍要流浪的龍，作為八十年代末九十年代初街機界的主力軍，雙龍在其傳奇歷史上經歷了許多谷底。

But nothing comes close to 2013.

但與2013年相比，什麼都不如。

Wander of the Dragons in terms of sheer wretchedness, a remake or reimagining of Double Dragon.

龍之流浪》從純粹的悲壯來說，是對《雙龍》的翻版或重塑。

Two.

兩個人

Wonder if the Dragons throws in an extra dimension for seemingly no reason other than the fact that three D sounds cool.

不知道龍族是否會多拋出一個維度，除了三D聽起來很酷之外，似乎沒有其他原因。

The graphics are laughably bad.

畫面差得可笑。

The gameplay is cumbersome and unsatisfying, and there is no online play despite Wander of the dragons being an Xbox Live arcade title away.

遊戲的玩法繁瑣且不令人滿意，儘管《龍之漫遊》是Xbox Live的街機題材，但沒有在線遊戲。

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在我們繼續之前，一定要訂閱我們的頻道，並按鈴獲得我們最新的視頻通知。

You have the option to be notified for occasional videos or all of them.

您可以選擇通知您不定期的視頻或所有的視頻。

If you're on your phone make sure to go into your settings and switch on notifications.

如果你在手機上，一定要進入設置，打開通知。

Number one Warcraft three re forged.

一號魔獸三號重新鍛造。

We're too late.

我們太晚了

This'll entire city must be purged on RTs classic Blizzard's Warcraft three has aged like fine wine, which explains why 20 twenties re Forge can still be fun to play despite its many flaws.

這將整個城市必須清除RTs上的經典暴雪的魔獸三已經老了，像美酒，這解釋了為什麼2020年代重新鍛造仍然可以玩的樂趣，儘管它有很多缺陷。

Caught somewhere between a re master and a remake, Re forge to modernizes the graphics to mixed results, barely touches the gameplay in your eye and debuted with enough bugs to make Bethesda blush.

夾在重大師和重製版之間，《Re forge》將畫面現代化，結果參差不齊，幾乎沒有觸及你眼中的遊戲性，首發時的BUG也足以讓Bethesda臉紅。

Some multiplayer features present in the original Warcraft three were even cut from the re masters launch.

原版《魔獸爭霸三》中存在的一些多人遊戲功能甚至在重製版推出時被刪減。

Re forged should have been a glorious celebration of one of blizzards landmark releases, but instead it marked a new, disappointing low for a franchise that deserves better.

鍛造》本應是暴雪裡程碑式的新作之一，但它卻標誌著一個新的、令人失望的低點，它值得更好的專營權。

None of this makes sense that the spirits tell me that I should trust him in the mood for more awesome gaming content.

這些都沒有意義，神靈告訴我，我應該相信他的心情，更多精彩的遊戲內容。