THE FIRST CABINET RESIGNATION, "MITCH McCONNELL'S WIFE AS

第一次內閣辭職，"米奇-麥康奈爾的妻子作為"。

WELL.

好吧。

>> I THINK, FIRST OF ALL, THERE REALLY IS AN EXAMPLE OF THE RATS

>> 我想，首先，真的有一個老鼠的例子。

LEAVING THE SINKING SHIP.

離開沉船。

>> WITH 13 DAYS TO GO, YOU KNOW, SHE'S LEAVING THE SINKING SHIP.

>> 還有13天，你知道，她要離開沉船了。

>> LOOK, THE WATER IS CHURNING WITH RATS FROM THIS SINKING

>> 看，水裡有老鼠從這個沉沒的地方冒出來了

SHIP.

船：

♪ ♪ ♪ >> HELLO, THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN.

你好，這是你的船長。

I HAVE NOTICED A NUMBER OF YOU TRYING TO JUMP SHIP.

我注意到你們有很多人想跳槽。

WELL, IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT.

好了，現在已經太晚了。

YOU KNEW THIS WAS DOOMED FROM THE BEGINNING, SO TAKE A DEEP

你從一開始就知道這是註定的，所以深吸一口氣。

BREATH, AND I'LL SEE YOU ON THE BOTTOM.

深呼吸，然後我們在下面見。

AND NOW, LET THE BAND PLAY ON.

現在，讓樂隊演奏起來。

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>> Announcer: IT'S "A LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT."

>> 播音員：這是 "晚間節目與史蒂芬・科爾伯特。"