字幕列表 影片播放 由 AI 自動生成 列印所有字幕 列印翻譯字幕 列印英文字幕 >> James: GOOD EVENING LADIES >> 詹姆斯。晚上好,女士們 AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE SHOW. 先生們,歡迎來到節目現場。 WARM WELCOME BACK TO MY GARAGE. 熱烈歡迎你回到我的車庫。 THAT'S RIGHT, WE'RE BACK IN LOCKDOWN FOR A FEW DAYS. 沒錯,我們又要鎖上幾天了。 WE'RE GOING TO BE DOING THE SHOW FROM MY HOUSE UNTIL IT'S SAFE TO 我們要在我的房子裡做節目,直到可以安全地去做 UNARE. UNARE: WE WERE HERE FIRST, THE FIRST TIME WE WERE HERE WAS IN THE 我們第一次來這裡,我們第一次來這裡,我們第一次在這裡。 SPRING. 春天: SO ONCE AGAIN I'M SAYING HELLO TO MY GARAGE AND GOOD-BYE TO MY 所以,我又一次向我的車庫問好,向我的車房告別。 PANTS. 褲子: LAST TIME WE DID THE SHOW IN THE GARAGE PEOPLE WERE ALL, I KNOW, 上次我們在車庫裡做節目時,人們都是,我知道。 LIKE REMEMBER WHEN EVERYONE WAS MAKING SOURDOUGH BREAD, DO YOU 就像記得當大家都在做豆漿麵包的時候,你還記得嗎? REMEMBER THAT, BACK WHEN PEOPLE HAD ENERGY. 記住,當人們有能量的時候。 BUT WE HAVE A GOOD SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. 但我們今晚有一場好戲給你們看。 WE WILL BE JOINED BY THE DELIGHTFUL ROSARIO DAWSON, LATER 稍後,我們將與美味的羅薩里奧-道森一起。 A PERFORMANCE -- PERFORMANCE BY ING RID ANDRESS. 表演 -- -- 英格里德-安德烈斯的表演。 BUT HAPPY NEW YEAR, REGGIE IS HERE, THE BAND IS HERE, IAN IS 但新年快樂,REGGIE在這裡,樂隊在這裡,IAN在這裡。 HERE. 這裡。 HOW ARE WE DOING? 我們做得怎麼樣? IS EVERYONE OKAY? 大家都還好嗎? ARE YOU ON A TREADMILL? 你是在做飯嗎? >> THAT'S RIGHT, I'M ON A TREADMILL, YEAH. >> 沒錯,我在收割機上,是的。 >> James: HANG ON, IS THIS PART OF SOME NEW FITNESS REGIME? >> James: HANG ON, IS THIS PART OF SOME NEW FITNESS REGIME? >> HONESTLY I LOST THE-- AT THIS POINT SO I AM HOPING YOU CAN >> 老實說,我失去了 - 在這一點上,所以我希望你能。 TELL ME WHAT I AM DOING HERE. 告訴我,我在這裡做什麼。 MOSTLY JUST A WALK. 只是一個步行。 >> James: YOU ARE SAYING YOU HAVE LOST THIS ONE, DOES THAT >> 詹姆斯。你是說你已經失去了這一個,做的。 MEAN YOU HAD-- WHEN WE WERE HERE IN MARCH, I DO'T THINK ANYONE 你是說... 當我們在三月來這裡的時候,我想沒有人... WOULD AGREE WITH THAT AT ALL. 會同意這一點。 I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW LOVELY IT IS TO SEE YOU ALL. 我不能告訴你,這是多麼可愛的,看到你們。 REG, HOW WAS YOUR BREAK, WAS IT OKAY. REG,你的休息怎麼樣,還好嗎? >> YEAH, YEAH, I WENT SOLO TO MONTANA AND HUNG OUT WITH MY >> 是啊,是啊,我獨自一人去蒙大拿州和我的朋友一起玩。 MOM. MOM。 >> James: YOU TOOK A TRIP, IAN, YOU WENT BACK TO PORTLAND. >> 詹姆斯: 你去旅行了,伊恩,你回波特蘭了。 >> I DROVE UP I-5, ALL THE WAY TO PORTLAND WHERE I HUNG OUT >> 我沿著I-5公路一路開到波特蘭,在那裡我玩得很開心。 WITH MY MOM. 與我的媽媽。 AND THEN DROVE ALL THE WAY BACK DO DOWN I-5 TO LOS ANGELES. 然後一路往回開,沿著I-5公路到洛杉磯。 LONG DRIVE. 長長的車程。 >> James: LOOK AT THIS, LOOK AT US. >> 詹姆斯。看看這個,看看我們。 WHAT ABOUT ANY NEW AREA'S RESOLUTION AMONGST THE BAND, 樂隊之間有什麼新的區域的決議。 GUILLERMO, ANY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION THIS YEAR? 吉勒莫,今年有什麼新年決議嗎? >> STAY SANE. >> 保持清醒。 >> James: SORRY, I JUST REALIZED, I DON'T THINK THIS CUP >> 詹姆斯。對不起,我剛剛意識到,我不認為這個杯子。 HAS BEEN CLEANED SINCE THE LAST TIME WE WERE IN HERE. 自從上次我們來過這裡之後就被清理過了。 >> OH MY GOD, DID YOU DRINK OUT OF IT. >> 哦,我的上帝,你喝出了它。 >> James: I JUST TOOK A SIP, EVERYTHING IS JUST BEEN HERE IN >> 詹姆斯。我剛喝了一口,一切都在這裡了。 THE CORN ARE AND I JUST CAME N I PUT SOME WATER IN THIS CUP AND 玉米是,我只是來了 我把一些水在這個杯子和 IT IS -- I'M LOOKING AT IT NOW, IT IS FULL OF DUST. 它是... ... 我現在看著它,它是充滿了灰塵。 WELL, WHAT BETTER WAY TO KICK OFF 2021. 好了,還有什麼更好的方式來開啟2021年。 WE'RE ALL HERE, SHOULD WE LOOK AT SOME HEADLINES. 我們都在這裡,我們是否應該看看一些頭條新聞。 DO YOU WANT TO LOOK AT SOME HEADLINES. 你想看看一些頭條新聞嗎? SOME BIG NEWS TO TALK ABOUT. 有一些重大的新聞要講。 YESTERDAY AN AUDIO TAPE WAS RELEASED OF A CONVERSATION 昨天,一盤對話的錄音帶被放了出來。 BETWEEN PRESIDENT TRUMP AND GEORGIA'S SECRETARY OF STATE 特朗普總統和格魯吉亞國務卿之間的對話。 BRAD RAFFENSPERGER WHERE TRUMP FLAT-OUT ASKED FOR THE VOTE TO BRAD RAFFENSPERGER在哪裡特朗普平白無故地要求投票,以 BE RECALCULATED IN HIS FAVOR. 在他的寵愛下,被重新洗禮。 >> THE PEOPLE OF GEORGIA ARE ANGRY. >> 喬治亞州的人民很生氣。 THE PEOPLE OF THE COUNTRY ARE ANGRY. 全國人民都很生氣。 AND THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH SAYING THAT, YOU KNOW, THAT YOU 你知道,這樣說並沒有什麼不對,你知道,你 HAVE RECALCULATED. 已重新校準。 >> WELL MR. PRESIDENT, THE CHALLENGE THAT YOU HAVE IS THE >> 主席先生,你所面臨的挑戰是: DATA YOU HAVE IS WRONG. 你的數據是錯誤的。 >> James: THAT'S GOING TO BE MY NEW COMEBACK, ANY TIME >> 詹姆斯:這將是我的新的復出,任何時候, ANYBODY EVER DISAGREES WITH ME. 任何人都不同意我的觀點。 I'M GOING TO SAY WELL, THE CHALLENGE THAT YOU HAVE IS THE 我要說的是,你面臨的挑戰是... DATA THAT YOU HAVE IS WRONG. 你所掌握的數據是錯誤的。 I MEAN TRUMP IS NOT EVEN GOOD AT BEING A BAD GUY. 我的意思是,特朗普甚至不擅長做一個壞人。 AT LEAST A MOBSTER, YOU KNOW, ASSUMES THAT HE IS BEING 至少,你知道,一個MOBSTER,假設他是被。 RECORDED AT ALL TIMES. 隨時記錄。 HE SPEAKS IN VAGUE TERMS LIKE BEAUTIFUL STATE YOU'VE GOT DOWN 他說的都是些模糊不清的詞,比如說 "美好的狀態",你已經被打倒了。 THERE, IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF SOMETHING HAPPENED TO IT. 在那裡,它將是一個恥辱 如果發生在它身上。 RIGHT? 對吧? IAN, ISN'T THERE A MORE DISCREET WAY TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION? IAN,難道就沒有比這更隱蔽的方式來進行這種對話嗎? >> I THINK THERE ARE ONLY MORE DISCREET WAYS TO HAVE THIS >> 我想只有更多的方式來擁有這個 CONVERSATION. CONVERSIONATION. I THINK THAT IS THE LEAST DISCREET WAY. 我想這是最低級的方式。 HE CAME INTO EVERYTHING BEING RECORDED BY ACCESS HOLLYWOOD AND 他進入的一切都被ACCESS HOLLYWOOD記錄下來,並且 NOW IS HE GOING OUT BEING RECORDED BY THE SECRETARY OF 現在他是否會被外交部記錄在案? STATE OF GEORGIA. 喬治亞州: SO I THINK IT IS A LATERAL MOVE FOR HIM. 所以,我認為這是他的後期行動。 >> James: HERE IS MY THING. >> 詹姆斯。這是我的東西。 I DON'T THINK, AND WE TALKED ABOUT THIS THIS MORNING. 我不認為,我們今天早上談過這個問題。 I DON'T THINK THIS IS THE ONLY ONE OF THESE PHONE CALLS THAT IS 我不認為這是唯一的一個這些電話,是 HAPPENING. 發生。 OTHERWISE WHY WOULD YOU TAICH IT. 否則,你為什麼要選擇它。 >> NO, THIS IS FOR SURE LIKE THE FIFTH ONE. >> 不,這肯定是像第五個。 WHERE THEY ARE LIKE LET'S TAPE IT, RELEASE IT AND MAYBE HE WILL 他們在哪裡,讓我們把它錄下來,釋放它,也許他會。 STOP. 停止。 BUT HE IS NOT GOING TO STOP. 但他不會停止。 I GUARANTEE YOU THERE IS A PHONE CALL HAPPENING NOW WHERE AT 我向你保證有一個電話正在發生,在哪裡? FIRST HE IS ANGRY AND GOES BACK TO THE AIM OLD SCHTICK ALL OVER 他先是生氣,然後又回到了 "瞄準 "的老地方。 AGAIN. 再一次。 >> James: I LISTENED TO THE WHOLE TAPE, IT IS LIKE AN HOUR >> 詹姆斯。我聽了整個錄音帶,它就像一個小時。 LONG. 長。 AND THE WHOLE WAY THROUGH IT I WAS JUST THINKING IWOULD LOVE 在整個過程中,我一直在想,我一定會喜歡的 TO HEAR TRUMP TRY AND PRONOUNCE RAFFENSPERGER. 聽聽特朗普對拉芬斯貝格的發音。 HE CAN'T EVEN SAY THE WORD ANONYMOUS. 他甚至不能說這個詞匿名。 RAFFENSPERGER WOULD BE FANTASTIC. RAFFENSPERGER將是夢幻般的。 LATER IN THE CALL TRUMP SPECIFICALLY TALKS TO THE 在電話中,特朗普特別談到了。 SECRETARY OF STATE ABOUT THE NUMBER OF VOTES HE WANTS TO FIND 國務卿關於他希望找到的票數的問題 IN ORDER TO FLIP THE STATE IN HIS FAVOR. 為了翻轉狀態,在他的青睞。 >> SO LOOK, ALL I WANT TO DO IS THIS. >> 所以看,我只想做這個。 I JUST WANT TO FIND 11,780 VOTES, WHICH IS ONE MORE THAN WE 我只想找到11,780張票,比我們多了一張。 HAVE. 有: BECAUSE WE WON THE STATE AND FLIPPING THE STATE IS A GREAT 因為我們贏得了州政府,而翻轉州政府是一個偉大的。 TESTAMENT TO OUR COUNTRY. 我們國家的條約。 BECAUSE YOU KNOW, THERE IS JUST, IT'S A TESTAMENT THAT THEY CAN 因為你知道,這是個考驗,是他們可以做到的。 ADMIT TO A MISTAKE. 承認自己的錯誤。 OR WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT. 或任何你想叫它的名字。 >> James: SOMEONE SHOULD JUST TELL TRUMP HE CAN'T JUST MAKE >> 詹姆斯:有人應該告訴特朗普,他不能只讓。 NUMBERS UP OUT OF NOWHERE. 數目上升的地方。 LIKE THIS ISN'T HIS NET WORTH. LIKE THIS ISN'T HIS NET WORTH. BUT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN GREAT IF RAFFENSPERGER WAS LIKE AH, 但如果RAFFENSPERGER是這樣的,那就太好了。 MR. PRESIDENT, WE FOUND THE VOTES, WE'VE GOT THEM 11,780. 主席,我們找到了選票,我們得到了11,780票。主席,我們找到了選票,我們得到了11,780票。 GOT THEM. 得到了他們。 THEY ARE ALL FOR BIDEN THOUGH. 他們都是競標的,但。 OH, SO SEE YOU DIDN'T SPECIFY. 哦,所以看到你沒有說明。 TRUMP SAID FLIPPING GEORGIA IN HIS FAVOR WOULD BE A TESTAMENT 特朗普說翻轉喬治亞州對他有利,將是一個考驗。 TO THE COUNTRY. 對國家的影響: AND IF THERE IS ANYONE WHO KNOWS A TESTAMENT IS THE GUY WHO HOLDS 如果說有人知道聖經,那就是持有聖經的人。 THE BIBLE LIKE THIS. 聖經這樣的。 AND ANOTHER POINT RAFFENSPERGER TOLD TRUMP THAT THE ELECTION 還有一點,拉芬斯貝格告訴特朗普說,選舉 RESULTS ARE ACCURATE AND TRUMP RESPONDED LIKE THIS. 結果是準確的,特朗普也是這樣迴應的。 >> YOU SHOULD WANT TO HAVE AN ACCURATE ELECTION. >> 你應該希望有一個準確的選舉。 AND YOU ARE A REPUBLICAN. 而你是一個共和黨人。 >> WE BELIEVE THAT WE DO HAVE AN ACCURATE ELECTION. >> 我們相信我們確實有一個準確的選舉。 >> NO, NO YOU DON'T. >> 不,你沒有。 NO, NO YOU DON'T. 不,你沒有。 YOU DON'T HAVE, YOU DON'T HAVE. 你沒有,你沒有。 NOT EVEN CLOSE. 甚至沒有接近。 ARE YOU OFF BY HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF VOTES. 你是不是差了幾十萬票。 >> James: AH, YES, THE FLAWLESS LEGAL ARGUMENT OF >> 詹姆斯:啊,是的,無懈可擊的法律論點的。 NUH-UH. NUH -UH。 YOU WISH. 你想。 IF ONLY TRUMP COULD APPROACH THE REST OF HIS JOB WITH THIS KIND 如果特朗普能用這種方式來處理他的工作的話 OF TEN ASITY, IF HE DID, MAYBE I WOULDN'T BE HOSTING A TV SHOW 如果他這樣做,也許我就不會主持電視節目了。 FROM MY GARAGE RIGHT NOW. 從我的車庫現在。 I MEAN YOU CAN IMAGINE TRYING TO BREAK UP WITH TRUMP? 我的意思是你能想象到想和川普分手嗎? IT WOULD BE LIKE IT'S OVER, WELL, THAT IS A SHAME BECAUSE I 這將是像它的結束,嗯,這是一個恥辱,因為我 DON'T ACCEPT IT. 不要接受它。 WE'RE NOT BREAKING UP. 我們不是分手。 WE'RE STILL TOGETHER. 我們仍然在一起。 WHAT ARE WE DOING THIS WEEKEND. 我們這個週末要做什麼。 AND THEN OF COURSE TRUMP DITCHED ALL OF THE DEBATING AND JUST 然後,當然,特朗普拋棄了所有的辯論,只是。 FLAT OUT ASKED FOR A FAVOR. 扁平化的要求一個忙。 >> SO WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO HERE. >> 我們在這裡要做什麼。 I ONLY NEED 11,000 VOTES, FELLAS, I NEED 11,000 VOTES, 我只需要11,000張票,教友們,我需要11,000張票。 GIVE ME A BREAK. 給我一個突破。 >> James: IT SOUNDS LIKE HE'S TRYING TO GET SOMEONE TO HOOK >> 詹姆斯。這聽起來像是他想找人勾搭。 HIM UP WITH A FREE REFILL OF SALT AND PEPPER NOT A 給他免費補充鹽和胡椒粉,而不是一個。 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION. 主席選舉: TRUMP EVEN, YOU KNOW HE IS SERIOUS BECAUSE HE EVEN FULL 特朗普甚至,你知道他是認真的,因為他甚至充滿了。 PULLED OUT "FELLAS REQUESTS YOU KNOW WHEN YOU SAY FELLAS WE'RE 拔出 "FELLAS要求,你知道當你說FELLAS我們是。 ALL BUDDIES FELLAS, FELLAS, PLEASE. 所有的兄弟們費拉,費拉,請。 HE'S THREE SECONDS AWAY FROM SAYING BROOO. 他只差三秒鐘就能說 "BROOO "了。 COME ON, BROOOO, BROOOO. 來吧,BROOOO,BROOOO。 I MEAN IAN, REG, IT IS 2 A.M. ON A SATURDAY NIGHT, DOES ANYTHING 我是說IAN,REG,現在是週六晚上凌晨2點,有什麼事嗎? GOOD EVER HAPPEN AFTER YOU START A SENTENCE WITH "FELLAS." 在你用 "囚犯 "開頭的句子之後,好的事情永遠不會發生。 >> NO. >> NO. >> FELLAS IS THE WAY I'M GREETED AT EVERY RESTAURANT THAT I HAVE >> "FELLAS "是我在每家餐廳都會受到歡迎的方式。 EVER BEEN TO. 曾經去過。 SO ANY 24 HOUR DINER. 所以任何24小時的晚餐。 IT'S LIKE FELLAS, LET'S GET SOME JALAPENO POPPERS STARTED FOR 它像FELLAS,讓我們得到一些墨西哥辣椒爆米花開始了。 YOU, SO THERE ARE CERTAIN SIRKS WHERE ST A GOOD THING. 你,所以有一定的IRKS 其中ST一個好東西。 >> James: FELLAS. >> James:FELLAS: WITH YOU I THINK IT IS SAFE TO SAY WE ARE BOTH TRYING TO DO 和你在一起,我想可以說我們都在嘗試著去做 SOMETHING ABOUT IT, WE'RE LARGER GENTLEMEN. 我們是大塊頭,我們是大塊頭。 DO YOU EVER FIND IT ODD THE FREEDOM AND SORT OF RELAXED WAY 你有沒有覺得自由和放鬆的方式有點怪怪的? THAT PEOPLE WILL JUST CALL YOU BIG GUY. 人們就會叫你大個子。 >> ALL THE TIME, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> 所有的時間,是的,是的,是的。 >> YOU WOULD NEVER DO T YOU WOULDN'T CALL A SHORT DUDE LIKE >> 你永遠不會做T你不會打電話給一個矮個子的傢伙喜歡 WHAT IS UP LITTLE MAN, WOULD YOU NEVER DO THAT. 什麼是小男人,你會不會從來沒有做到這一點。 >> HEY, LITTLE FELLA. >> 嘿,小費拉。 > HAVE EVER GOTTEN THIS, THIS MIGHT BE AN AMERICAN THING, I > 有過這樣的經歷,這可能是美國的事情,我。 HAVE A FRIEND FROM TEXAS WHO CALLS ME BUBBA. 我有一個朋友從德州來的,他叫我BUBBA。 WHICH IS COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE. 這是完全不能接受的。 >> James: BUBBA. >> James:BUBBA. >> BUBBA. >> BUBBA. >> I HAD TO ASK HIM TO STOP AND HE STPED FOR SIX MONTHS AND WENT >> 我不得不讓他停下來,他停了6個月,然後走了。 RATE BACK TO CALLING ME BUBBA ALL THE TIME. 回到叫我BUBBA的時代。 >> I'M SORRY, WE TALKED ABOUT IT IN MY DEFENSE. >> 對不起,我們在我的辯護中談到了這個問題。 SORRY, I REALLY AM. 對不起,我真的是。 >> James: LOOK, ALL OF THESE TRUMP TAPES OF COURSE ARE >> 詹姆斯,你看,所有這些特朗普的錄像帶當然都是聽著,所有這些特朗普的錄像帶當然是 INCREDIBLE. 難以置信的。 BUT NOT-- I MEAN I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT WHEN I SAW ON TWITTER 但不是... ... 我的意思是,我不能相信它 當我看到在Twitter上 PEOPLE WERE LIKE I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. 人們都喜歡我不能相信這一點。 LIKE YES, YOU CAN, YOU ABSOLUTELY CAN BELIEVE IT. 喜歡是,你可以,你絕對可以相信它。 IT'S TOTAL TRUMP. 這是完全的特朗普。 LIKE WHO OUT THERE WAS LIKE OH THAT'S IT NOW, THAT IS THE FINAL 就像誰在那裡就像 哦,那是它現在,這是最後的。 STRAW FOR ME. 為我拉。 I'VE REALLY CHANGED MY MIND ON TRUMP NOW HAVE I HEARD HIM SAY 我已經改變了對特朗普的看法,現在我聽到他說的了嗎? THAT. 那。 WELL, THIS IS EXCITING BECAUSE WE'VE GOT AN EXCLUSIVE. 好吧,這是令人興奮的,因為我們已經得到了一個獨家。 OUR SHOW MANAGED TO GET HOLD OF EVEN MORE AUDIO OF PRESIDENT 我們的節目設法獲得了更多總統的聲音。 TRUMP'S PHONE CALL WITH GEORGIA SECRETARY OF STATE. 特朗普與喬治亞州國務卿的電話。 THIS HAS NEVER BEEN HEARD ANYWHERE ELSE. 這從來沒有聽說過任何地方。 I HAVE TO WARN YOU, IT'S PRETTY SHOCKING THERE IS STH ONE. 我必須警告你,這是非常令人震驚的有一個。 >> THEY SAY TEXT THE WORD VOTE, BUT THE NUMBER ARE YOU SUPPOSED >> 他們說要把投票這個詞發到簡訊上,但你應該發的數字是多少? TO TEXT IS ONLY FIVE DIGITS. 到文字只有五位數。 IT IS IT THE ALL NONSENSE. 它是所有的無稽之談。 >> SIR, THAT IS NOT HOW VOTING WORKS. >> 先生,這不是投票的方式。 >> I MEAN LOOK AT ZENDAYA. >> 我是說看看ZENDAYA。 >> WHO? >>世衛組織? >> FROM AMERICAN IDOL WHICH BY THE WAY WAS NEVER GOOD AFTER THE >> 從《美國偶像》中,順便說一下,《美國偶像》之後根本就沒有好的作品。 ADAM LAMBERT SEASON. ADAM LAMBERT SEASON。 NOW THAT GUY COULD REALLY, REALLY ROCK. 現在,這傢伙可以真正,真正的搖滾。 >> James: AND THEN THERE WAS THIS ONE TOO. >> 詹姆斯。然後還有這一個。 >> HAVE YOU CHECKED EF LEE-- EVERYWHERE FOR THE VOTES. >> 你有沒有查過EF李 -- EVERYWORLD的選票。 >> YES, WE DID. >> 是的,我們做到了。 >> WELL, DID YOU CHECK UNDER THERE. >> 你有沒有檢查下那裡。 >> UNDER WHERE? >> 在什麼地方? >> I JUST MADE YOU SAY UNDERWEAR. >> 我只是讓你說內衣。 HA HA, COME ON, THAT ONE SHOULD GET ME SOME BONUS VOTES. 哈哈,來吧,那一個應該能讓我得到一些額外的選票。 >> James: NOW IN OTHER POLITICAL NEWS A NEW CONGRESS >> James: 現在在其他政治新聞中,一個新的國會。 WAS SWORN IN YESTERDAY, IT WAS AN ORDAINED MINISTER GIVING THE 明天宣誓就職,是一位受命的牧師向大家宣佈: OPENING PRAYER AND CONCLUDED THE PRAYER IN A RATHER UNUSUAL WAY, 開場禱告,並以一種不常見的方式結束了禱告。 HAVE A LOOK. 請看一下。 >> WE ASK IN THE NAME OF THE-- YOUR HONOR AND GOD KNOWN >> 我們以... 閣下和上帝的名義請求 BY MANY NAME BY MANY DIFFERENT FAITHS. 以不同的信仰,以不同的名字。 AMEN AND AWOMAN. 阿門和AWOMAN。 >> James: I CAN'T. >> 詹姆斯。我不能。 I CAN'T WITH THAT. 我不能用那個。 I ACTUALLY CAN'T. 我實際上不能。 I THINK THAT'S IT. 我想就是這樣。 I THINK THAT WAS THE FINAL STRAW. 我想那是最後的關頭。 I THINK THAT PLUS THE BACK IN THE GARAGE HAS DUN ME, I THINK 我想,再加上車庫裡的後備箱,我想... ... ST DONE, I THINK ST ALL OVER, GUYS, HERE IS THE THING. 完成了,我想結束了,夥計們,這就是事情。 AMEN, AMEN MENS SO BE IT. 阿門,阿門,男人就這樣吧。 AND HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH GENDER. 並與性別無關。 BUT WE CAN'T EXPECT AN ORDAINED MINISTER TO KNOW THAT. 但我們不能指望一個受命的牧師知道這些。 I MEAN IAN, WHAT WAS HE TRYING TO DO THERE, WAS HE JUST TRYING 我的意思是,IAN,他在那裡想做什麼,他只是想... ... TO BE WOKE? 要被喚醒? >> I THINK HE JUST DO THE MATH IN YOUR HEAD WHERE YOU ARE LIKE >> 我想他只是在你的腦海裡計算你的位置。 EITHER I CAN SAVE THIS AND GET MADE FUN OF ON THE LATE NIGHT 無論是我可以保存這一點,並得到樂趣的深夜, SHOW. SHOW: OR CAN I NOT SAY IT AND THEN HAVE LIKE 8,000 PEOPLE ANGRY AT 或者,我可以不說,然後有像8000人憤怒的。 ME ON TWITTER. 我在微博上。 I WILL JUST TAKE THE JOKES. 我將只是採取的笑話。 AT LEAST THAT WILL JUST BE ONE DAY. 至少這將只是一天。 >> James: BUT WHY WOULD PEOPLE-- I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THIS >> 詹姆斯。但為什麼人們 -- 我甚至不知道這一點。 WAS A THING THAT PEOPLE WERE ANGRY ABOUT. 是人們很生氣的事情。 >> I I'VE FROM PERFORMLAND OREGON AND I NEVER HEARD ABOUT >> 我從俄勒岡州來的,從來沒有聽說過。 IT BEFORE AND THAT MEANS NO ONE IS ANGRY ABOUT IT, I DON'T THINK 這意味著沒有人對它感到憤怒,我不認為。 IT IS A REAL THING. 這是一個真實的東西。 >> James: THE PRAYER WAS GIVEN BY MISSOURI REPRESENTATIVE >> 詹姆斯。祈禱是由密蘇里州代表發出的。 EMMANUEL CLEVER OR I SHOULD SAY E-WOMANUEL CLEVER. EMMANUEL CLEVER或我應該說E -WOMANUEL CLEVER。 AND YESTERDAY NANCY PELOSI-- I FELT LIKE I NEEDED A REAL-- I 而昨天南希-佩洛西 -- 我覺得我需要一個真正的 -- 我。 THOUGHT THAT IS IT. 以為就是這樣。 TOO FAR. 太遠了。 WHAT DO YOU THINK GUILLERMO. 你認為GUILLERMO。 >> I LOVE IT, I'M SAYING AWOMAN FROM NOW ON, I WILL TELL MY DAD >> 我喜歡它,我說AWOMAN從現在開始,我會告訴我的爸爸。 ABOUT IT. 關於它。 >> FOREVER, FORE AWOMEN AND YESTERDAY NANCY PELOSI NARROWLY >> 永遠,永遠的女人和今天的南希-佩洛西-納羅西。 RETAINED HER POSITION AS SPEAK OF THE HOUSE, ACCORDING TO 繼續擔任眾議院議長一職。 REPORT SHE ENCOURAGED SEVERAL RECOMMEND DEMOCRATS WHO TESTED 報告她鼓勵多名推薦的民主黨人進行測試。 POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS TO BREAK THEIR QUARANTINE TO COME CORONAVIRUS打破其配額的積極性。 OUT AND VOTE FOR HER, SHE WAS PRETTY DESPERATE THAT SHE WAS 出去給她投票,她很絕望,她是。 REACHING OUT TO BOTH AMEN AND AWOMEN. 向阿門和婦女伸出援手。 NOW SOME PEOPLE MIGHT SEE PELOSI'S ACTIONS AS HYPOCRITICAL 現在,一些人可能會認為佩洛西的行動是奢侈主義的。 BUT DEMOCRAT HAVING A BLAT ENT IS REGARD FOR HEALTH AND SAFETY 但是,民主黨人有一個BLAT ENT是對健康和安全的關注。 OF OTHERS JUST MEANS ALL OF US HAVE A LOT MORE IN COMMON THAN 其他人的意思是我們所有人都有很多共同點,而不是 WE THOUGHT, YOU KNOW. 我們認為,你知道的。 GUY LIKE, REG, WHAT ELSE DO REPUBLICANS AND DEMOCRATS HAVE 你喜歡,REG,共和黨和民主黨還有什麼? IN COMMON? 在共同? >> WELL, THEY BOTH HAVE SCEL TAL SYSTEMS. >> 他們都有SCEL TAL系統。 >> James: THERE YOU GO. >> 詹姆斯。你去那裡。 SEE? 看到了嗎? IAN? IAN? ANY OTHER SIMILARITIES. 任何其他類似情況: >> I MEAN IF YOU ASK ME, THEY BOTH BELONG IN THE GAL DDZ DARN >> 我的意思是,如果你問我,他們都屬於GAL DDZ DARN。 LOONY BIN. LOONY BIN. >> James: THIS IS GOING TO BE A REALLY LONG WEEK, GUYS. >> 詹姆斯。這將是一個非常漫長的一週,夥計們。 >> IT'S GOING TO FEEL REALLY LONG. >> 感覺會很漫長。 IT FEELS REALLY WEIRD. 感覺很怪異。 WE HAVE ONLY BEEN DOING THIS FOR-- . 我們只做了... ... >> HOW LONG IS THE SHOW. >> 節目有多長。 >> James: THIS IS TOUGH. >> 詹姆斯。這是艱難的。 THIS IS REALLY-- . 這是真正的 - 。 >> I HAVEN'T FELT THIS GRIM DOING COMEDY SINCE LIKE I ONLY >> 我從來沒有感覺到這種嚴峻的做喜劇,因為像我只。 DID IMPROV AND EVEN THEN ONLY THE FIRST YEAR OF IMPROV. 在這一過程中,我們發現了一些問題。 IT FEELS REAL ROUGH. 感覺真的很粗糙。 >> James: WOW, WELL AT LEAST TIM IS TAKING US OUT ON A JOG, >> 詹姆斯。哇,好了,至少TIM是帶我們出去慢跑。 SO THAT WILL GET US THROUGH. 所以,這將讓我們通過。 >> I DON'T KNOW WHERE, GOING SOMEWHERE, GUYS. >> 我不知道在哪裡,去一些地方,夥計們。 >> James: PELOSI ASKED PEOPLE TO BREAK QUARANTINE TO VOTE FOR >> 詹姆斯: 佩洛西要求人們打破配額投票給他。 HER BUT IT IS OKAY BECAUSE I HER THE VIRUS ISN'T AS CON 但它是好的,因為我 她的病毒是不是作為CON TABLINGOUS WHEN IT IS FOR SOMETHING-- FOR SOMETHING YOU 當它是為了某事--為了你的某事--時,就會有表象。 REALLY, REALLY WANT TO HAPPEN. 真的,真的很想發生。 AND WE WANT TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS, ACCORDING TO A POLICE 我們想告訴你,根據警方的說法 REPORT A MAN IN BRITAIN WAS RECENTLY CAUGHT TRYING TO 報道英國一名男子最近被發現試圖 SNUGGLE A COOKIE INTO JAIL BY SANDWICHING THE COOKIE BETWEEN 把餅乾夾在中間,把餅乾塞進監獄裡。 HIS BUTT CHEEKS. 他的屁股頰。 THE MAN APPARENTLY ACTED OUT OF FEAR THAT HE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO 該男子的行為顯然是出於害怕自己無法完成任務 GET ANY DECENT FOOD IN JAIL. 在監獄裡得到任何體面的食物。 HE IS LIKE I LOOKED AT THE PRISON DESSERT MENU. 他就像我看了監獄的甜點菜單。 THEY DON'T EVEN OFFER BUTT-FLAVORED COOKIES. 他們甚至不提供菸頭味的餅乾。 HERE IS A QUESTION YOU NEED TO ASK YOURSELF, OKAY. 這是你需要問自己的一個問題,好嗎? IS THAT STILL DE SENT FOOD? 這還是德式食品嗎? ONCE SOMETHING HAS BETWEEN THE CHEEKS OF YOUR ASS IS IT STILL 一旦東西已經從你的屁股中間穿過,它仍然是 BETTER THAN THE FOOD THEY SERVE IN PRISON. 比他們在監獄裡提供的食物更好。 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 你知道我的意思嗎? HOW BAD CAN IT BE? 能有多壞? REALLY. 真的。 I GUESS THEY SHOULDN'T BE SURPRISED, DID YOU SEE WHO MADE 我想他們應該不會感到驚訝,你知道是誰做的嗎? THE COOKIE, NABUTTSCO. 餅乾,NABUTTSCO。 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 我們馬上回來。
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