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  • >> James: GOOD EVENING LADIES

    >> 詹姆斯。晚上好,女士們

  • AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE SHOW.

    先生們,歡迎來到節目現場。

  • WARM WELCOME BACK TO MY GARAGE.

    熱烈歡迎你回到我的車庫。

  • THAT'S RIGHT, WE'RE BACK IN LOCKDOWN FOR A FEW DAYS.

    沒錯,我們又要鎖上幾天了。

  • WE'RE GOING TO BE DOING THE SHOW FROM MY HOUSE UNTIL IT'S SAFE TO

    我們要在我的房子裡做節目,直到可以安全地去做

  • UNARE.

    UNARE:

  • WE WERE HERE FIRST, THE FIRST TIME WE WERE HERE WAS IN THE

    我們第一次來這裡,我們第一次來這裡,我們第一次在這裡。

  • SPRING.

    春天:

  • SO ONCE AGAIN I'M SAYING HELLO TO MY GARAGE AND GOOD-BYE TO MY

    所以,我又一次向我的車庫問好,向我的車房告別。

  • PANTS.

    褲子:

  • LAST TIME WE DID THE SHOW IN THE GARAGE PEOPLE WERE ALL, I KNOW,

    上次我們在車庫裡做節目時,人們都是,我知道。

  • LIKE REMEMBER WHEN EVERYONE WAS MAKING SOURDOUGH BREAD, DO YOU

    就像記得當大家都在做豆漿麵包的時候,你還記得嗎?

  • REMEMBER THAT, BACK WHEN PEOPLE HAD ENERGY.

    記住,當人們有能量的時候。

  • BUT WE HAVE A GOOD SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.

    但我們今晚有一場好戲給你們看。

  • WE WILL BE JOINED BY THE DELIGHTFUL ROSARIO DAWSON, LATER

    稍後,我們將與美味的羅薩里奧-道森一起。

  • A PERFORMANCE -- PERFORMANCE BY ING RID ANDRESS.

    表演 -- -- 英格里德-安德烈斯的表演。

  • BUT HAPPY NEW YEAR, REGGIE IS HERE, THE BAND IS HERE, IAN IS

    但新年快樂,REGGIE在這裡,樂隊在這裡,IAN在這裡。

  • HERE.

    這裡。

  • HOW ARE WE DOING?

    我們做得怎麼樣?

  • IS EVERYONE OKAY?

    大家都還好嗎?

  • ARE YOU ON A TREADMILL?

    你是在做飯嗎?

  • >> THAT'S RIGHT, I'M ON A TREADMILL, YEAH.

    >> 沒錯,我在收割機上,是的。

  • >> James: HANG ON, IS THIS PART OF SOME NEW FITNESS REGIME?

    >> James: HANG ON, IS THIS PART OF SOME NEW FITNESS REGIME?

  • >> HONESTLY I LOST THE-- AT THIS POINT SO I AM HOPING YOU CAN

    >> 老實說,我失去了 - 在這一點上,所以我希望你能。

  • TELL ME WHAT I AM DOING HERE.

    告訴我,我在這裡做什麼。

  • MOSTLY JUST A WALK.

    只是一個步行。

  • >> James: YOU ARE SAYING YOU HAVE LOST THIS ONE, DOES THAT

    >> 詹姆斯。你是說你已經失去了這一個,做的。

  • MEAN YOU HAD-- WHEN WE WERE HERE IN MARCH, I DO'T THINK ANYONE

    你是說... 當我們在三月來這裡的時候,我想沒有人...

  • WOULD AGREE WITH THAT AT ALL.

    會同意這一點。

  • I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW LOVELY IT IS TO SEE YOU ALL.

    我不能告訴你,這是多麼可愛的,看到你們。

  • REG, HOW WAS YOUR BREAK, WAS IT OKAY.

    REG,你的休息怎麼樣,還好嗎?

  • >> YEAH, YEAH, I WENT SOLO TO MONTANA AND HUNG OUT WITH MY

    >> 是啊,是啊,我獨自一人去蒙大拿州和我的朋友一起玩。

  • MOM.

    MOM。

  • >> James: YOU TOOK A TRIP, IAN, YOU WENT BACK TO PORTLAND.

    >> 詹姆斯: 你去旅行了,伊恩,你回波特蘭了。

  • >> I DROVE UP I-5, ALL THE WAY TO PORTLAND WHERE I HUNG OUT

    >> 我沿著I-5公路一路開到波特蘭,在那裡我玩得很開心。

  • WITH MY MOM.

    與我的媽媽。

  • AND THEN DROVE ALL THE WAY BACK DO DOWN I-5 TO LOS ANGELES.

    然後一路往回開,沿著I-5公路到洛杉磯。

  • LONG DRIVE.

    長長的車程。

  • >> James: LOOK AT THIS, LOOK AT US.

    >> 詹姆斯。看看這個,看看我們。

  • WHAT ABOUT ANY NEW AREA'S RESOLUTION AMONGST THE BAND,

    樂隊之間有什麼新的區域的決議。

  • GUILLERMO, ANY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION THIS YEAR?

    吉勒莫,今年有什麼新年決議嗎?

  • >> STAY SANE.

    >> 保持清醒。

  • >> James: SORRY, I JUST REALIZED, I DON'T THINK THIS CUP

    >> 詹姆斯。對不起,我剛剛意識到,我不認為這個杯子。

  • HAS BEEN CLEANED SINCE THE LAST TIME WE WERE IN HERE.

    自從上次我們來過這裡之後就被清理過了。

  • >> OH MY GOD, DID YOU DRINK OUT OF IT.

    >> 哦,我的上帝,你喝出了它。

  • >> James: I JUST TOOK A SIP, EVERYTHING IS JUST BEEN HERE IN

    >> 詹姆斯。我剛喝了一口,一切都在這裡了。

  • THE CORN ARE AND I JUST CAME N I PUT SOME WATER IN THIS CUP AND

    玉米是,我只是來了 我把一些水在這個杯子和

  • IT IS -- I'M LOOKING AT IT NOW, IT IS FULL OF DUST.

    它是... ... 我現在看著它,它是充滿了灰塵。

  • WELL, WHAT BETTER WAY TO KICK OFF 2021.

    好了,還有什麼更好的方式來開啟2021年。

  • WE'RE ALL HERE, SHOULD WE LOOK AT SOME HEADLINES.

    我們都在這裡,我們是否應該看看一些頭條新聞。

  • DO YOU WANT TO LOOK AT SOME HEADLINES.

    你想看看一些頭條新聞嗎?

  • SOME BIG NEWS TO TALK ABOUT.

    有一些重大的新聞要講。

  • YESTERDAY AN AUDIO TAPE WAS RELEASED OF A CONVERSATION

    昨天,一盤對話的錄音帶被放了出來。

  • BETWEEN PRESIDENT TRUMP AND GEORGIA'S SECRETARY OF STATE

    特朗普總統和格魯吉亞國務卿之間的對話。

  • BRAD RAFFENSPERGER WHERE TRUMP FLAT-OUT ASKED FOR THE VOTE TO

    BRAD RAFFENSPERGER在哪裡特朗普平白無故地要求投票,以

  • BE RECALCULATED IN HIS FAVOR.

    在他的寵愛下,被重新洗禮。

  • >> THE PEOPLE OF GEORGIA ARE ANGRY.

    >> 喬治亞州的人民很生氣。

  • THE PEOPLE OF THE COUNTRY ARE ANGRY.

    全國人民都很生氣。

  • AND THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH SAYING THAT, YOU KNOW, THAT YOU

    你知道,這樣說並沒有什麼不對,你知道,你

  • HAVE RECALCULATED.

    已重新校準。

  • >> WELL MR. PRESIDENT, THE CHALLENGE THAT YOU HAVE IS THE

    >> 主席先生,你所面臨的挑戰是:

  • DATA YOU HAVE IS WRONG.

    你的數據是錯誤的。

  • >> James: THAT'S GOING TO BE MY NEW COMEBACK, ANY TIME

    >> 詹姆斯:這將是我的新的復出,任何時候,

  • ANYBODY EVER DISAGREES WITH ME.

    任何人都不同意我的觀點。

  • I'M GOING TO SAY WELL, THE CHALLENGE THAT YOU HAVE IS THE

    我要說的是,你面臨的挑戰是...

  • DATA THAT YOU HAVE IS WRONG.

    你所掌握的數據是錯誤的。

  • I MEAN TRUMP IS NOT EVEN GOOD AT BEING A BAD GUY.

    我的意思是,特朗普甚至不擅長做一個壞人。

  • AT LEAST A MOBSTER, YOU KNOW, ASSUMES THAT HE IS BEING

    至少,你知道,一個MOBSTER,假設他是被。

  • RECORDED AT ALL TIMES.

    隨時記錄。

  • HE SPEAKS IN VAGUE TERMS LIKE BEAUTIFUL STATE YOU'VE GOT DOWN

    他說的都是些模糊不清的詞,比如說 "美好的狀態",你已經被打倒了。

  • THERE, IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF SOMETHING HAPPENED TO IT.

    在那裡,它將是一個恥辱 如果發生在它身上。

  • RIGHT?

    對吧?

  • IAN, ISN'T THERE A MORE DISCREET WAY TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION?

    IAN,難道就沒有比這更隱蔽的方式來進行這種對話嗎?

  • >> I THINK THERE ARE ONLY MORE DISCREET WAYS TO HAVE THIS

    >> 我想只有更多的方式來擁有這個

  • CONVERSATION.

    CONVERSIONATION.

  • I THINK THAT IS THE LEAST DISCREET WAY.

    我想這是最低級的方式。

  • HE CAME INTO EVERYTHING BEING RECORDED BY ACCESS HOLLYWOOD AND

    他進入的一切都被ACCESS HOLLYWOOD記錄下來,並且

  • NOW IS HE GOING OUT BEING RECORDED BY THE SECRETARY OF

    現在他是否會被外交部記錄在案?

  • STATE OF GEORGIA.

    喬治亞州:

  • SO I THINK IT IS A LATERAL MOVE FOR HIM.

    所以,我認為這是他的後期行動。

  • >> James: HERE IS MY THING.

    >> 詹姆斯。這是我的東西。

  • I DON'T THINK, AND WE TALKED ABOUT THIS THIS MORNING.

    我不認為,我們今天早上談過這個問題。

  • I DON'T THINK THIS IS THE ONLY ONE OF THESE PHONE CALLS THAT IS

    我不認為這是唯一的一個這些電話,是

  • HAPPENING.

    發生。

  • OTHERWISE WHY WOULD YOU TAICH IT.

    否則,你為什麼要選擇它。

  • >> NO, THIS IS FOR SURE LIKE THE FIFTH ONE.

    >> 不,這肯定是像第五個。

  • WHERE THEY ARE LIKE LET'S TAPE IT, RELEASE IT AND MAYBE HE WILL

    他們在哪裡,讓我們把它錄下來,釋放它,也許他會。

  • STOP.

    停止。

  • BUT HE IS NOT GOING TO STOP.

    但他不會停止。

  • I GUARANTEE YOU THERE IS A PHONE CALL HAPPENING NOW WHERE AT

    我向你保證有一個電話正在發生,在哪裡?

  • FIRST HE IS ANGRY AND GOES BACK TO THE AIM OLD SCHTICK ALL OVER

    他先是生氣,然後又回到了 "瞄準 "的老地方。

  • AGAIN.

    再一次。

  • >> James: I LISTENED TO THE WHOLE TAPE, IT IS LIKE AN HOUR

    >> 詹姆斯。我聽了整個錄音帶,它就像一個小時。

  • LONG.

    長。

  • AND THE WHOLE WAY THROUGH IT I WAS JUST THINKING IWOULD LOVE

    在整個過程中,我一直在想,我一定會喜歡的

  • TO HEAR TRUMP TRY AND PRONOUNCE RAFFENSPERGER.

    聽聽特朗普對拉芬斯貝格的發音。

  • HE CAN'T EVEN SAY THE WORD ANONYMOUS.

    他甚至不能說這個詞匿名。

  • RAFFENSPERGER WOULD BE FANTASTIC.

    RAFFENSPERGER將是夢幻般的。

  • LATER IN THE CALL TRUMP SPECIFICALLY TALKS TO THE

    在電話中,特朗普特別談到了。

  • SECRETARY OF STATE ABOUT THE NUMBER OF VOTES HE WANTS TO FIND

    國務卿關於他希望找到的票數的問題

  • IN ORDER TO FLIP THE STATE IN HIS FAVOR.

    為了翻轉狀態,在他的青睞。

  • >> SO LOOK, ALL I WANT TO DO IS THIS.

    >> 所以看,我只想做這個。

  • I JUST WANT TO FIND 11,780 VOTES, WHICH IS ONE MORE THAN WE

    我只想找到11,780張票,比我們多了一張。

  • HAVE.

    有:

  • BECAUSE WE WON THE STATE AND FLIPPING THE STATE IS A GREAT

    因為我們贏得了州政府,而翻轉州政府是一個偉大的。

  • TESTAMENT TO OUR COUNTRY.

    我們國家的條約。

  • BECAUSE YOU KNOW, THERE IS JUST, IT'S A TESTAMENT THAT THEY CAN

    因為你知道,這是個考驗,是他們可以做到的。

  • ADMIT TO A MISTAKE.

    承認自己的錯誤。

  • OR WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT.

    或任何你想叫它的名字。

  • >> James: SOMEONE SHOULD JUST TELL TRUMP HE CAN'T JUST MAKE

    >> 詹姆斯:有人應該告訴特朗普,他不能只讓。

  • NUMBERS UP OUT OF NOWHERE.

    數目上升的地方。

  • LIKE THIS ISN'T HIS NET WORTH.

    LIKE THIS ISN'T HIS NET WORTH.

  • BUT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN GREAT IF RAFFENSPERGER WAS LIKE AH,

    但如果RAFFENSPERGER是這樣的,那就太好了。

  • MR. PRESIDENT, WE FOUND THE VOTES, WE'VE GOT THEM 11,780.

    主席,我們找到了選票,我們得到了11,780票。主席,我們找到了選票,我們得到了11,780票。

  • GOT THEM.

    得到了他們。

  • THEY ARE ALL FOR BIDEN THOUGH.

    他們都是競標的,但。

  • OH, SO SEE YOU DIDN'T SPECIFY.

    哦,所以看到你沒有說明。

  • TRUMP SAID FLIPPING GEORGIA IN HIS FAVOR WOULD BE A TESTAMENT

    特朗普說翻轉喬治亞州對他有利,將是一個考驗。

  • TO THE COUNTRY.

    對國家的影響:

  • AND IF THERE IS ANYONE WHO KNOWS A TESTAMENT IS THE GUY WHO HOLDS

    如果說有人知道聖經,那就是持有聖經的人。

  • THE BIBLE LIKE THIS.

    聖經這樣的。

  • AND ANOTHER POINT RAFFENSPERGER TOLD TRUMP THAT THE ELECTION

    還有一點,拉芬斯貝格告訴特朗普說,選舉

  • RESULTS ARE ACCURATE AND TRUMP RESPONDED LIKE THIS.

    結果是準確的,特朗普也是這樣迴應的。

  • >> YOU SHOULD WANT TO HAVE AN ACCURATE ELECTION.

    >> 你應該希望有一個準確的選舉。

  • AND YOU ARE A REPUBLICAN.

    而你是一個共和黨人。

  • >> WE BELIEVE THAT WE DO HAVE AN ACCURATE ELECTION.

    >> 我們相信我們確實有一個準確的選舉。

  • >> NO, NO YOU DON'T.

    >> 不,你沒有。

  • NO, NO YOU DON'T.

    不,你沒有。

  • YOU DON'T HAVE, YOU DON'T HAVE.

    你沒有,你沒有。

  • NOT EVEN CLOSE.

    甚至沒有接近。

  • ARE YOU OFF BY HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF VOTES.

    你是不是差了幾十萬票。

  • >> James: AH, YES, THE FLAWLESS LEGAL ARGUMENT OF

    >> 詹姆斯:啊,是的,無懈可擊的法律論點的。

  • NUH-UH.

    NUH -UH。

  • YOU WISH.

    你想。

  • IF ONLY TRUMP COULD APPROACH THE REST OF HIS JOB WITH THIS KIND

    如果特朗普能用這種方式來處理他的工作的話

  • OF TEN ASITY, IF HE DID, MAYBE I WOULDN'T BE HOSTING A TV SHOW

    如果他這樣做,也許我就不會主持電視節目了。

  • FROM MY GARAGE RIGHT NOW.

    從我的車庫現在。

  • I MEAN YOU CAN IMAGINE TRYING TO BREAK UP WITH TRUMP?

    我的意思是你能想象到想和川普分手嗎?

  • IT WOULD BE LIKE IT'S OVER, WELL, THAT IS A SHAME BECAUSE I

    這將是像它的結束,嗯,這是一個恥辱,因為我

  • DON'T ACCEPT IT.

    不要接受它。

  • WE'RE NOT BREAKING UP.

    我們不是分手。

  • WE'RE STILL TOGETHER.

    我們仍然在一起。

  • WHAT ARE WE DOING THIS WEEKEND.

    我們這個週末要做什麼。

  • AND THEN OF COURSE TRUMP DITCHED ALL OF THE DEBATING AND JUST

    然後,當然,特朗普拋棄了所有的辯論,只是。

  • FLAT OUT ASKED FOR A FAVOR.

    扁平化的要求一個忙。

  • >> SO WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO HERE.

    >> 我們在這裡要做什麼。

  • I ONLY NEED 11,000 VOTES, FELLAS, I NEED 11,000 VOTES,

    我只需要11,000張票,教友們,我需要11,000張票。

  • GIVE ME A BREAK.

    給我一個突破。

  • >> James: IT SOUNDS LIKE HE'S TRYING TO GET SOMEONE TO HOOK

    >> 詹姆斯。這聽起來像是他想找人勾搭。

  • HIM UP WITH A FREE REFILL OF SALT AND PEPPER NOT A

    給他免費補充鹽和胡椒粉,而不是一個。

  • PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION.

    主席選舉:

  • TRUMP EVEN, YOU KNOW HE IS SERIOUS BECAUSE HE EVEN FULL

    特朗普甚至,你知道他是認真的,因為他甚至充滿了。

  • PULLED OUT "FELLAS REQUESTS YOU KNOW WHEN YOU SAY FELLAS WE'RE

    拔出 "FELLAS要求,你知道當你說FELLAS我們是。

  • ALL BUDDIES FELLAS, FELLAS, PLEASE.

    所有的兄弟們費拉,費拉,請。

  • HE'S THREE SECONDS AWAY FROM SAYING BROOO.

    他只差三秒鐘就能說 "BROOO "了。

  • COME ON, BROOOO, BROOOO.

    來吧,BROOOO,BROOOO。

  • I MEAN IAN, REG, IT IS 2 A.M. ON A SATURDAY NIGHT, DOES ANYTHING

    我是說IAN,REG,現在是週六晚上凌晨2點,有什麼事嗎?

  • GOOD EVER HAPPEN AFTER YOU START A SENTENCE WITH "FELLAS."

    在你用 "囚犯 "開頭的句子之後,好的事情永遠不會發生。

  • >> NO.

    >> NO.

  • >> FELLAS IS THE WAY I'M GREETED AT EVERY RESTAURANT THAT I HAVE

    >> "FELLAS "是我在每家餐廳都會受到歡迎的方式。

  • EVER BEEN TO.

    曾經去過。

  • SO ANY 24 HOUR DINER.

    所以任何24小時的晚餐。

  • IT'S LIKE FELLAS, LET'S GET SOME JALAPENO POPPERS STARTED FOR

    它像FELLAS,讓我們得到一些墨西哥辣椒爆米花開始了。

  • YOU, SO THERE ARE CERTAIN SIRKS WHERE ST A GOOD THING.

    你,所以有一定的IRKS 其中ST一個好東西。

  • >> James: FELLAS.

    >> James:FELLAS:

  • WITH YOU I THINK IT IS SAFE TO SAY WE ARE BOTH TRYING TO DO

    和你在一起,我想可以說我們都在嘗試著去做

  • SOMETHING ABOUT IT, WE'RE LARGER GENTLEMEN.

    我們是大塊頭,我們是大塊頭。

  • DO YOU EVER FIND IT ODD THE FREEDOM AND SORT OF RELAXED WAY

    你有沒有覺得自由和放鬆的方式有點怪怪的?

  • THAT PEOPLE WILL JUST CALL YOU BIG GUY.

    人們就會叫你大個子。

  • >> ALL THE TIME, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

    >> 所有的時間,是的,是的,是的。

  • >> YOU WOULD NEVER DO T YOU WOULDN'T CALL A SHORT DUDE LIKE

    >> 你永遠不會做T你不會打電話給一個矮個子的傢伙喜歡

  • WHAT IS UP LITTLE MAN, WOULD YOU NEVER DO THAT.

    什麼是小男人,你會不會從來沒有做到這一點。

  • >> HEY, LITTLE FELLA.

    >> 嘿,小費拉。

  • > HAVE EVER GOTTEN THIS, THIS MIGHT BE AN AMERICAN THING, I

    > 有過這樣的經歷,這可能是美國的事情,我。

  • HAVE A FRIEND FROM TEXAS WHO CALLS ME BUBBA.

    我有一個朋友從德州來的,他叫我BUBBA。

  • WHICH IS COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE.

    這是完全不能接受的。

  • >> James: BUBBA.

    >> James:BUBBA.

  • >> BUBBA.

    >> BUBBA.

  • >> I HAD TO ASK HIM TO STOP AND HE STPED FOR SIX MONTHS AND WENT

    >> 我不得不讓他停下來,他停了6個月,然後走了。

  • RATE BACK TO CALLING ME BUBBA ALL THE TIME.

    回到叫我BUBBA的時代。

  • >> I'M SORRY, WE TALKED ABOUT IT IN MY DEFENSE.

    >> 對不起,我們在我的辯護中談到了這個問題。

  • SORRY, I REALLY AM.

    對不起,我真的是。

  • >> James: LOOK, ALL OF THESE TRUMP TAPES OF COURSE ARE

    >> 詹姆斯,你看,所有這些特朗普的錄像帶當然都是聽著,所有這些特朗普的錄像帶當然是

  • INCREDIBLE.

    難以置信的。

  • BUT NOT-- I MEAN I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT WHEN I SAW ON TWITTER

    但不是... ... 我的意思是,我不能相信它 當我看到在Twitter上

  • PEOPLE WERE LIKE I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

    人們都喜歡我不能相信這一點。

  • LIKE YES, YOU CAN, YOU ABSOLUTELY CAN BELIEVE IT.

    喜歡是,你可以,你絕對可以相信它。

  • IT'S TOTAL TRUMP.

    這是完全的特朗普。

  • LIKE WHO OUT THERE WAS LIKE OH THAT'S IT NOW, THAT IS THE FINAL

    就像誰在那裡就像 哦,那是它現在,這是最後的。

  • STRAW FOR ME.

    為我拉。

  • I'VE REALLY CHANGED MY MIND ON TRUMP NOW HAVE I HEARD HIM SAY

    我已經改變了對特朗普的看法,現在我聽到他說的了嗎?

  • THAT.

    那。

  • WELL, THIS IS EXCITING BECAUSE WE'VE GOT AN EXCLUSIVE.

    好吧,這是令人興奮的,因為我們已經得到了一個獨家。

  • OUR SHOW MANAGED TO GET HOLD OF EVEN MORE AUDIO OF PRESIDENT

    我們的節目設法獲得了更多總統的聲音。

  • TRUMP'S PHONE CALL WITH GEORGIA SECRETARY OF STATE.

    特朗普與喬治亞州國務卿的電話。

  • THIS HAS NEVER BEEN HEARD ANYWHERE ELSE.

    這從來沒有聽說過任何地方。

  • I HAVE TO WARN YOU, IT'S PRETTY SHOCKING THERE IS STH ONE.

    我必須警告你,這是非常令人震驚的有一個。

  • >> THEY SAY TEXT THE WORD VOTE, BUT THE NUMBER ARE YOU SUPPOSED

    >> 他們說要把投票這個詞發到簡訊上,但你應該發的數字是多少?

  • TO TEXT IS ONLY FIVE DIGITS.

    到文字只有五位數。

  • IT IS IT THE ALL NONSENSE.

    它是所有的無稽之談。

  • >> SIR, THAT IS NOT HOW VOTING WORKS.

    >> 先生,這不是投票的方式。

  • >> I MEAN LOOK AT ZENDAYA.

    >> 我是說看看ZENDAYA。

  • >> WHO?

    >>世衛組織?

  • >> FROM AMERICAN IDOL WHICH BY THE WAY WAS NEVER GOOD AFTER THE

    >> 從《美國偶像》中,順便說一下,《美國偶像》之後根本就沒有好的作品。

  • ADAM LAMBERT SEASON.

    ADAM LAMBERT SEASON。

  • NOW THAT GUY COULD REALLY, REALLY ROCK.

    現在,這傢伙可以真正,真正的搖滾。

  • >> James: AND THEN THERE WAS THIS ONE TOO.

    >> 詹姆斯。然後還有這一個。

  • >> HAVE YOU CHECKED EF LEE-- EVERYWHERE FOR THE VOTES.

    >> 你有沒有查過EF李 -- EVERYWORLD的選票。

  • >> YES, WE DID.

    >> 是的,我們做到了。

  • >> WELL, DID YOU CHECK UNDER THERE.

    >> 你有沒有檢查下那裡。

  • >> UNDER WHERE?

    >> 在什麼地方?

  • >> I JUST MADE YOU SAY UNDERWEAR.

    >> 我只是讓你說內衣。

  • HA HA, COME ON, THAT ONE SHOULD GET ME SOME BONUS VOTES.

    哈哈,來吧,那一個應該能讓我得到一些額外的選票。

  • >> James: NOW IN OTHER POLITICAL NEWS A NEW CONGRESS

    >> James: 現在在其他政治新聞中,一個新的國會。

  • WAS SWORN IN YESTERDAY, IT WAS AN ORDAINED MINISTER GIVING THE

    明天宣誓就職,是一位受命的牧師向大家宣佈:

  • OPENING PRAYER AND CONCLUDED THE PRAYER IN A RATHER UNUSUAL WAY,

    開場禱告,並以一種不常見的方式結束了禱告。

  • HAVE A LOOK.

    請看一下。

  • >> WE ASK IN THE NAME OF THE-- YOUR HONOR AND GOD KNOWN

    >> 我們以... 閣下和上帝的名義請求

  • BY MANY NAME BY MANY DIFFERENT FAITHS.

    以不同的信仰,以不同的名字。

  • AMEN AND AWOMAN.

    阿門和AWOMAN。

  • >> James: I CAN'T.

    >> 詹姆斯。我不能。

  • I CAN'T WITH THAT.

    我不能用那個。

  • I ACTUALLY CAN'T.

    我實際上不能。

  • I THINK THAT'S IT.

    我想就是這樣。

  • I THINK THAT WAS THE FINAL STRAW.

    我想那是最後的關頭。

  • I THINK THAT PLUS THE BACK IN THE GARAGE HAS DUN ME, I THINK

    我想,再加上車庫裡的後備箱,我想... ...

  • ST DONE, I THINK ST ALL OVER, GUYS, HERE IS THE THING.

    完成了,我想結束了,夥計們,這就是事情。

  • AMEN, AMEN MENS SO BE IT.

    阿門,阿門,男人就這樣吧。

  • AND HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH GENDER.

    並與性別無關。

  • BUT WE CAN'T EXPECT AN ORDAINED MINISTER TO KNOW THAT.

    但我們不能指望一個受命的牧師知道這些。

  • I MEAN IAN, WHAT WAS HE TRYING TO DO THERE, WAS HE JUST TRYING

    我的意思是,IAN,他在那裡想做什麼,他只是想... ...

  • TO BE WOKE?

    要被喚醒?

  • >> I THINK HE JUST DO THE MATH IN YOUR HEAD WHERE YOU ARE LIKE

    >> 我想他只是在你的腦海裡計算你的位置。

  • EITHER I CAN SAVE THIS AND GET MADE FUN OF ON THE LATE NIGHT

    無論是我可以保存這一點,並得到樂趣的深夜,

  • SHOW.

    SHOW:

  • OR CAN I NOT SAY IT AND THEN HAVE LIKE 8,000 PEOPLE ANGRY AT

    或者,我可以不說,然後有像8000人憤怒的。

  • ME ON TWITTER.

    我在微博上。

  • I WILL JUST TAKE THE JOKES.

    我將只是採取的笑話。

  • AT LEAST THAT WILL JUST BE ONE DAY.

    至少這將只是一天。

  • >> James: BUT WHY WOULD PEOPLE-- I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THIS

    >> 詹姆斯。但為什麼人們 -- 我甚至不知道這一點。

  • WAS A THING THAT PEOPLE WERE ANGRY ABOUT.

    是人們很生氣的事情。

  • >> I I'VE FROM PERFORMLAND OREGON AND I NEVER HEARD ABOUT

    >> 我從俄勒岡州來的,從來沒有聽說過。

  • IT BEFORE AND THAT MEANS NO ONE IS ANGRY ABOUT IT, I DON'T THINK

    這意味著沒有人對它感到憤怒,我不認為。

  • IT IS A REAL THING.

    這是一個真實的東西。

  • >> James: THE PRAYER WAS GIVEN BY MISSOURI REPRESENTATIVE

    >> 詹姆斯。祈禱是由密蘇里州代表發出的。

  • EMMANUEL CLEVER OR I SHOULD SAY E-WOMANUEL CLEVER.

    EMMANUEL CLEVER或我應該說E -WOMANUEL CLEVER。

  • AND YESTERDAY NANCY PELOSI-- I FELT LIKE I NEEDED A REAL-- I

    而昨天南希-佩洛西 -- 我覺得我需要一個真正的 -- 我。

  • THOUGHT THAT IS IT.

    以為就是這樣。

  • TOO FAR.

    太遠了。

  • WHAT DO YOU THINK GUILLERMO.

    你認為GUILLERMO。

  • >> I LOVE IT, I'M SAYING AWOMAN FROM NOW ON, I WILL TELL MY DAD

    >> 我喜歡它,我說AWOMAN從現在開始,我會告訴我的爸爸。

  • ABOUT IT.

    關於它。

  • >> FOREVER, FORE AWOMEN AND YESTERDAY NANCY PELOSI NARROWLY

    >> 永遠,永遠的女人和今天的南希-佩洛西-納羅西。

  • RETAINED HER POSITION AS SPEAK OF THE HOUSE, ACCORDING TO

    繼續擔任眾議院議長一職。

  • REPORT SHE ENCOURAGED SEVERAL RECOMMEND DEMOCRATS WHO TESTED

    報告她鼓勵多名推薦的民主黨人進行測試。

  • POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS TO BREAK THEIR QUARANTINE TO COME

    CORONAVIRUS打破其配額的積極性。

  • OUT AND VOTE FOR HER, SHE WAS PRETTY DESPERATE THAT SHE WAS

    出去給她投票,她很絕望,她是。

  • REACHING OUT TO BOTH AMEN AND AWOMEN.

    向阿門和婦女伸出援手。

  • NOW SOME PEOPLE MIGHT SEE PELOSI'S ACTIONS AS HYPOCRITICAL

    現在,一些人可能會認為佩洛西的行動是奢侈主義的。

  • BUT DEMOCRAT HAVING A BLAT ENT IS REGARD FOR HEALTH AND SAFETY

    但是,民主黨人有一個BLAT ENT是對健康和安全的關注。

  • OF OTHERS JUST MEANS ALL OF US HAVE A LOT MORE IN COMMON THAN

    其他人的意思是我們所有人都有很多共同點,而不是

  • WE THOUGHT, YOU KNOW.

    我們認為,你知道的。

  • GUY LIKE, REG, WHAT ELSE DO REPUBLICANS AND DEMOCRATS HAVE

    你喜歡,REG,共和黨和民主黨還有什麼?

  • IN COMMON?

    在共同?

  • >> WELL, THEY BOTH HAVE SCEL TAL SYSTEMS.

    >> 他們都有SCEL TAL系統。

  • >> James: THERE YOU GO.

    >> 詹姆斯。你去那裡。

  • SEE?

    看到了嗎?

  • IAN?

    IAN?

  • ANY OTHER SIMILARITIES.

    任何其他類似情況:

  • >> I MEAN IF YOU ASK ME, THEY BOTH BELONG IN THE GAL DDZ DARN

    >> 我的意思是,如果你問我,他們都屬於GAL DDZ DARN。

  • LOONY BIN.

    LOONY BIN.

  • >> James: THIS IS GOING TO BE A REALLY LONG WEEK, GUYS.

    >> 詹姆斯。這將是一個非常漫長的一週,夥計們。

  • >> IT'S GOING TO FEEL REALLY LONG.

    >> 感覺會很漫長。

  • IT FEELS REALLY WEIRD.

    感覺很怪異。

  • WE HAVE ONLY BEEN DOING THIS FOR-- .

    我們只做了... ...

  • >> HOW LONG IS THE SHOW.

    >> 節目有多長。

  • >> James: THIS IS TOUGH.

    >> 詹姆斯。這是艱難的。

  • THIS IS REALLY-- .

    這是真正的 - 。

  • >> I HAVEN'T FELT THIS GRIM DOING COMEDY SINCE LIKE I ONLY

    >> 我從來沒有感覺到這種嚴峻的做喜劇,因為像我只。

  • DID IMPROV AND EVEN THEN ONLY THE FIRST YEAR OF IMPROV.

    在這一過程中,我們發現了一些問題。

  • IT FEELS REAL ROUGH.

    感覺真的很粗糙。

  • >> James: WOW, WELL AT LEAST TIM IS TAKING US OUT ON A JOG,

    >> 詹姆斯。哇,好了,至少TIM是帶我們出去慢跑。

  • SO THAT WILL GET US THROUGH.

    所以,這將讓我們通過。

  • >> I DON'T KNOW WHERE, GOING SOMEWHERE, GUYS.

    >> 我不知道在哪裡,去一些地方,夥計們。

  • >> James: PELOSI ASKED PEOPLE TO BREAK QUARANTINE TO VOTE FOR

    >> 詹姆斯: 佩洛西要求人們打破配額投票給他。

  • HER BUT IT IS OKAY BECAUSE I HER THE VIRUS ISN'T AS CON

    但它是好的,因為我 她的病毒是不是作為CON

  • TABLINGOUS WHEN IT IS FOR SOMETHING-- FOR SOMETHING YOU

    當它是為了某事--為了你的某事--時,就會有表象。

  • REALLY, REALLY WANT TO HAPPEN.

    真的,真的很想發生。

  • AND WE WANT TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS, ACCORDING TO A POLICE

    我們想告訴你,根據警方的說法

  • REPORT A MAN IN BRITAIN WAS RECENTLY CAUGHT TRYING TO

    報道英國一名男子最近被發現試圖

  • SNUGGLE A COOKIE INTO JAIL BY SANDWICHING THE COOKIE BETWEEN

    把餅乾夾在中間,把餅乾塞進監獄裡。

  • HIS BUTT CHEEKS.

    他的屁股頰。

  • THE MAN APPARENTLY ACTED OUT OF FEAR THAT HE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO

    該男子的行為顯然是出於害怕自己無法完成任務

  • GET ANY DECENT FOOD IN JAIL.

    在監獄裡得到任何體面的食物。

  • HE IS LIKE I LOOKED AT THE PRISON DESSERT MENU.

    他就像我看了監獄的甜點菜單。

  • THEY DON'T EVEN OFFER BUTT-FLAVORED COOKIES.

    他們甚至不提供菸頭味的餅乾。

  • HERE IS A QUESTION YOU NEED TO ASK YOURSELF, OKAY.

    這是你需要問自己的一個問題,好嗎?

  • IS THAT STILL DE SENT FOOD?

    這還是德式食品嗎?

  • ONCE SOMETHING HAS BETWEEN THE CHEEKS OF YOUR ASS IS IT STILL

    一旦東西已經從你的屁股中間穿過,它仍然是

  • BETTER THAN THE FOOD THEY SERVE IN PRISON.

    比他們在監獄裡提供的食物更好。

  • YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

    你知道我的意思嗎?

  • HOW BAD CAN IT BE?

    能有多壞?

  • REALLY.

    真的。

  • I GUESS THEY SHOULDN'T BE SURPRISED, DID YOU SEE WHO MADE

    我想他們應該不會感到驚訝,你知道是誰做的嗎?

  • THE COOKIE, NABUTTSCO.

    餅乾,NABUTTSCO。

  • WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

    我們馬上回來。

>> James: GOOD EVENING LADIES

>> 詹姆斯。晚上好,女士們

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