White men can't joke right now.

白人現在不能開玩笑。

I'm gonna read some.

我要去讀一些。

Am I?

我是嗎？

They ask questions from Reddit and pass judgment without learning any of the context.

他們從Reddit中提出問題，並在不瞭解任何背景的情況下做出判斷。

Am I the asked for accidentally going to a strip club while engaged?

我是訂婚時不小心去脫衣舞俱樂部的被問者嗎？

No, you're not the asked.

不，你不是被問到的人。

I went the night before my wedding.

我在結婚前一天晚上去的。

It's a rite of passage.

這是一種儀式。

I support it as long as your hands off and stay appropriate.

我支持，只要你的手放開，保持適當。

Good on you.

好在你。

I'd be asked for wanting my daughter's middle name to be danger.

我會被問到想讓女兒的中間名是危險。

No, you're not asked.

不，沒有人問你。

You're just unoriginal and kind of lame.

你只是沒有創意，有點跛腳。

Am I?

我是嗎？

They ask for asking my boyfriend to purposely lose a mini game in Mario party.

他們要求問我的男朋友故意輸掉馬里奧派對中的一個小遊戲。

No, you're not gonna ask, but I suggest you spice up your personal life by throwing a key party instead of the Mario party.

不，你不會問的，但我建議你開個鑰匙派對來調劑你的個人生活，而不是馬里奧派對。

It might be asked for not bailing my mom out of jail.

可能會被問到沒有把我媽從監獄裡保出來。

Yes, She bailed you out of her vagina.

是的，她把你從她的陰道里保釋出來。

Bail her out of wherever she needs you to stop being an ask.

把她保釋出來，無論她在哪裡需要你，不要再做一個要求。

Go get your mother and my The asked for telling my stepson he isn't allowed to be in common areas of my home without being fully clothed.

去把你媽媽和我的那個要求告訴我的繼子，他不允許在沒有穿戴整齊的情況下出現在我家的公共區域。

Uh, that depends.

呃，這取決於。

Are you sexually attracted to your steps on?

你是否對自己的步步驚心？

If not, then yes.

如果沒有，那就有。

You're the asked.

你是被問。

If so, there's a lot of money on certain websites I won't mention waiting for.

如果是這樣，某些網站上的錢我就不提等待了。

You might be asked for getting a vasectomy and not telling my wife.

你可能會被問到做了輸精管切除術卻沒有告訴我老婆。

Yes.

是的，我知道

You're a brilliant asked.

你是一個出色的問。

Maybe.

也許吧

I don't know.

我不知道。

Um I d ask for getting pissed at my now vegan girlfriend refuses to live with me if I eat me.

嗯，我會問得到生氣 我現在的素食主義者的女朋友 拒絕與我生活，如果我吃我。

No, you're not the ask, but you better make up for it by eating other things home.

不，你不是問，但你最好把其他的東西吃回家補上。