Hey guys. How's it going?

嘿，夥計們。怎麼樣了？

Oh, it's fantastic, Conan. (laughing)

哦，這太棒了，柯南。（笑）

How you guys doing? We're okay.

你們怎麼樣？我們很好

It sounds like you're kind of a little bit crying.

聽起來你好像有點哭了。

Are you okay, Ben? Yeah.

你還好嗎，本？沒事兒

I brought my boys with me here.

我帶著我的孩子們來這裡。

I'm doing great, I just can't believe this is real.

我做得很好，我只是不相信這是真的。

This is real, this is really happening.

這是真的，這是真的發生。

This is really happening.

這是真的發生了。

Just so to clarify for people who are listening

只是為了給正在聽的人澄清一下。

to the podcast, there's no visual here.

到播客，這裡沒有視覺。

When he said, "I got my boys here"

當他說，"我把我的孩子們帶到了這裡"

he did not take out his testicles.

他沒有取出他的睪丸。

He held up two small dogs. Oh God, come on.

他舉著兩隻小狗。天哪，來吧。

These are my Chill Chums. Oh, yes, your Chill Chums.

這些是我的 "小夥伴們"。哦，是的，你的Chill Chums。

What are your dogs?

你的狗是什麼？

Those are two cute, little, scruffy dogs.

那是兩隻可愛的、小的、邋遢的狗。

What are their names?

他們叫什麼名字？

Yeah, so this is Teddy, the blonde one.

是的，所以這是泰迪，金髮的那個。

Yep. AKA Teddy Bear.

沒錯，又名泰迪熊。也就是泰迪熊。

Yep. Aw.

是的。啊

But I was thinking of renaming him actually Kedakai.

但我想給他改名其實是凱達凱。

Oh, Kedakai, very nice. Yes.

哦，凱達凱，很好。是的，我知道

You're in the know.

你是知道的。

"Kedakai, as God made her." As dog made him.

"凱達凱，上帝創造了她"就像狗創造了他一樣

As dog, yes, there you go, there you go.

作為狗，是的，你去那裡，你去那裡。