So we set out to uncover the truth about the chronic cravings, the dangerous ingredients and, finally, the elusive secret formula.

是以，我們開始揭開長期渴望的真相，危險的成分，最後，難以捉摸的祕密配方。

This'll is bikini bottom mysteries.

這將是比基尼底的奧祕。

Every day, schools of fish swarm the Krusty Krab feeding frenzies occur at local grocery stores.

每天，成群結隊的魚兒都會在當地的雜貨店裡瘋狂地餵食甲殼蟹。

Hence, starfish lose all self respect am thanks to the coveted and mysterious burger, the crabby patty.

是以，海星失去了所有的自尊心am，這要歸功於令人垂涎的神祕漢堡--蟹黃餅。

Sure, a fish wanting a burgers sounds totally normal, but a close study of local bikini bottom Mike suggests they don't just want crabby Patties, but they appear to have developed a fundamental need for crabby Patties.

當然，一條魚想要吃漢堡，聽起來完全正常，但對當地比基尼底層邁克的仔細研究表明，它們不僅想要吃蟹堡，而且似乎已經對蟹堡產生了基本的需求。

So hungry exhibit a chronic cravings.

所以飢餓表現出一種慢性的渴望。

Crabby Patty is full of mysteries.

螃蟹派蒂充滿了神祕感。

Who cooks them when SpongeBob's not there?

海綿寶寶不在的時候誰來做飯？

How do you actually spell Patty?

你到底怎麼拼寫Patty？

And what is the secret formula?

那祕方是什麼呢？

Yes, don't worry.

是的，不用擔心。

We're getting to that.

我們正準備好了

But one thing that is certain once you take even one bite of a crabby patty, you'll never stop coming back for more.

但有一點可以肯定的是，只要你吃了哪怕一口蟹黃餅，你就不會停止再來吃了。

Remember local crabby patty critics Squid word tentacles.

記得當地的螃蟹派評論家魷魚字觸手。

Thing is a heart attack.

東西是心臟病發作。

Well, this is him.

嗯，這就是他。

After taking just one bite of a crabby Patty, Sheldon, Plankton once had a promising future as a respected criminal.

在只吃了一口螃蟹的帕蒂、謝爾頓之後，痞子曾經作為一個受人尊敬的罪犯，前途無量。

But now he won't hesitate to throw himself into a dangerous pit of electricity just to be closer to a crabby patty on.

但現在，他不惜把自己扔進危險的電坑，只為更接近蟹黃餈粑上。

Patrick Star used to be passionate about sleeping as much as physically possible, but nowadays his disgusting habit won't even let him sleep through the night booth.

帕特里克-斯塔爾曾經熱衷於身體力行地睡懶覺，但如今他那令人厭惡的習慣甚至不讓他睡過夜亭。

Yeah, because if he does, according to the cook himself, he will surely suffer from crabby Patty.

是啊，因為如果他這樣做，根據廚師本人的說法，他肯定會患上暴躁的帕蒂。

Withdraw.

撤回。

What's happening?

發生什麼事了？

Let me say that again.

讓我再說一遍。

Crabby Patty withdraw.

螃蟹派蒂退出。

Patrick is suffering from crabby patty withdrawals.

帕特里克正在遭受暴躁的肉餅退出。

Who's really eating?

到底是誰在吃？

Who is the crabby patty?

誰是蟹黃派？

The one consuming the customer, becoming the driving force behind every decision they make.

消費客戶的那個人，成為客戶每一個決策背後的驅動力。

Once respectable businessmen shamelessly eat old rotting Patties, pronoun fry cooks about to marry their sandwich sweethearts.

曾經受人尊敬的商人無恥地吃著老朽的帕蒂，人稱代名詞油炸廚師即將娶他們的三明治甜心。

May I call you Patty?

我可以叫你帕蒂嗎？

And even superheroes, once sworn to protect bikini bottom will turn to the side of terror and evil just because they couldn't get their fix.

而即使是超級英雄，曾經誓死保護比基尼底褲的超級英雄也會因為無法得到滿足而轉向恐怖和邪惡的一邊。

Wait just a darn minute.

等一下，只是該死的一分鐘。

I want a crabby patty, but it's just a harmless sandwich.

我想吃蟹黃餅，但這只是一個無害的三明治。

Way wrong.

錯得離譜

Exhibit B.

證據B：

Dangerous ingredients.

危險的成分。

While the Krusty Krab may want to sell you the narrative that the crabby Patty is healthy, nothing could be further from the truth.

雖然蟹堡王可能想向你推銷一種說法，即蟹堡王是健康的，但事實並非如此。

Let's go back in time to the mysterious origins of the crabby Patty and what just may be the most elaborate cover up since the great balloon scandal of bikini bottom?

讓我們回到過去，看看螃蟹派的神祕起源，以及可能是自比基尼底褲的氣球大丑聞以來最精心的掩飾？

Enter Eugene Crabs, the supposed sole creator of the crabby Patty.

進入尤金-螃蟹，據說是螃蟹派的唯一創造者。

But our records indicate he was once a known associate of evil mastermind Sheldon Plankton, and together the two of them created a long for gotten burger known only as the flab patty.

但我們的記錄顯示他曾是邪惡主謀Sheldon Plankton的同夥 他們倆一起創造了一個久違的漢堡包 被稱為 "贅肉餅"。

But don't be fooled by it's incredibly appetizing name because the plaid patty was proven to be disgusting.

但不要被它那令人難以置信的開胃名字所迷惑，因為事實證明，格子餅是噁心的。

Dangerous on diabolical thes public health concerns.

對公眾健康的關注是危險的。

Forced crabs toe alter the plan Patty recipe, adding six new ingredients to create a safer patty.

強制螃蟹改變了計劃餅的配方，加入了六種新的原料，創造出更安全的餅。

The crabby patty discovered the perfect patty batter, but newly uncovered footage reveals a shocking truth about those six ingredients.

螃蟹餅發現了完美的餅糊，但新近曝光的鏡頭揭示了這六種原料的驚人真相。

They were never even taken out of their bottles, never able to mix with the rest of the batter.

他們甚至從來沒有從瓶子裡拿出來，從來沒有能夠和其他的麵糊混合。

That's right, the lab patty batter was never changed at all, meaning the crabby Patty and the dangerous plaid patty are the same Patty who not convinced fast forward to present day and crabby Patties have caused mawr emergencies.

沒錯，實驗室的餈粑麵糊根本就沒換過，也就是說，螃蟹派和危險的格子派是同一個派，誰也不服快進到現在，螃蟹派已經引起了毛爾的緊急事件。

Breakdown on Zombie apocalypses than any other underwater burger in the world Coincidence Way?

分解殭屍世界末日比世界上任何一個水下漢堡都要好巧合方式？

Don't think so.

我不這麼認為

So how did the simple rebranding trick all of bikini bottom in tow?

那麼，簡單的品牌重塑是如何將比基尼底褲都一網打盡的呢？

Liking this disgusting burger?

喜歡這個噁心的漢堡嗎？

The answer.

答案是：

Just may lie in Exhibit sees the secret formula for ages Researchers, students and various holy men have scoured the Earth for answers to that age.

只是可能躺在展覽中看到了歲月的祕方研究者、學生和各種聖人都在地球上尋找那個時代的答案。

Old question.

老問題。

What is the crabby patty secret formula?

蟹味餈粑祕方是什麼？

Their combined efforts have led us to three groundbreaking documents we believe are the key to the shocking truth about the fishy formula.

他們的共同努力讓我們找到了三份突破性的文件，我們相信這三份文件是揭開魚腥配方驚人真相的關鍵。

Our first document actually reveals a few of the elusive ingredients.

我們的第一份文件實際上揭示了一些難以捉摸的成分。

Ingredients like a teaspoon of soy shale, four entire cups of gets gets sick and even an unknown quantity of chopped too far.

材料如一茶匙的黃豆頁，四整杯的得到生病，甚至不明數量的切碎太遠。

So, yeah, no surprises there.

所以，是的，沒有驚喜。

Wait a minute.

等一下

But hold your seahorses.

但是，持有你的海馬。

Because, according to our second document, the formula is not just a list of simple ingredients but in fact delves into molecular physics.

因為根據我們的第二份文件，這個公式並不只是簡單的成分表，實際上是深入到分子物理學的範疇。

Could this explain the strange effects the Patties have on bikini bottom mites?

這是否可以解釋帕蒂對比基尼底蟎的奇怪效果？

Has the Patties very biochemistry been engineered to control the minds of its customers?

難道百雀羚的非常生化已經被設計成控制客戶的思想？

But hold your sea horses again?

但是，又拿著你的海馬？

Because that's nothing compared to our third document the one that reveals one additional ingredient and ingredients so disgusting, so sickening and just downright wrong, then, Mr Crabs has kept it a secret since the very creation of the crabby patty.

因為這與我們的第三份文件相比根本不算什麼... ...那份文件揭示了一種額外的成分和配料... ...如此噁心，如此令人作嘔，簡直就是錯誤的，那麼，螃蟹先生從螃蟹餅的誕生之初就一直保守著這個祕密。

Horrifying truth about each and every crabby patty and bikini bottom is that they each contain an entire pinch of chum.

每一個螃蟹餅和比基尼底褲的可怕真相是，它們每一個都包含了整整一撮子錢。

That's right, the very same repulsive ingredient used at the chum bucket grossed, right?

沒錯，正是用的討人厭的成分在查姆桶毛了吧？

That's disgusting.

太噁心了

Can these horrifying secrets really be true?

這些恐怖的祕密真的會是真的嗎？

Or is the crabby patty just misunderstood?

還是蟹黃派只是被誤解了？

We may never know the truth about the crabby patty, the plaid patty or the secret formula, but one thing's for sure.

我們可能永遠也不知道蟹黃餅、格子餅或祕方的真相，但有一點是肯定的。

It will go straight to your thighs that trust me.

它將直接進入你的大腿，相信我。

Okay on now for a bikini bottom bonus Mystery.

好了，現在來個比基尼底褲的神祕獎勵。

As an underwater city, it stands to reason that bikini bottom would be full of sea creatures.

作為一個水下城市，比基尼底理所當然會有很多海洋生物。

Uh, we're made to believe that land creatures can't even visit bikini bottom without the help of specialized equipment like air helmets, oxygen tanks or underwater tree domes.

呃，我們要相信，如果沒有專門的設備，比如空氣頭盔、氧氣罐或水下樹形圓頂的幫助，陸地生物甚至不能訪問比基尼底。

But then, how do you explain countless sightings off cockroaches, crickets, flies, pet dogs, senior citizens, Onda guerrilla riding a zebra into the sunset file this one under W.

但是呢，你怎麼解釋無數的目擊者關蟑螂，蟋蟀，蒼蠅，寵物狗，老人，昂達游擊隊騎著斑馬進入夕陽下的文件這一個W。

for Wait.

為等待。

How is there a sunset?

怎麼會有夕陽呢？

If there underwater Have you seen something strange under the sea?

如果在水下，你有沒有看到海底的奇怪東西？

Leave us a comment and tune in next time form or investigations that will blow your pores.

給我們留言，下次再調劑形式或調查，會讓你的毛孔炸開。

Strip your scales and flip your fins like subscribe.

剝去你的鱗片，像訂閱一樣翻開你的鰭。

And remember if the pineapple fits live in it.

記住，如果菠蘿適合住在裡面。