I'm Rachel Ray.

我是瑞秋-雷

I got a little while ago, and, um, I have to do online traffic school.

我前段時間，嗯，我得去做網上交通學校。

This is the link that I was given after I paid my fee, which was $416.

這是我繳費後給我的鏈接，一共416元。

I was going 85 in a 65.

我當時開著65的車，速度是85

I'm clicking now on home.

我現在點擊首頁。

Study that all these to check some of these out.

研究，所有這些都要檢查其中的一些。

All right.

好吧，我知道了

Uh, got a ticket dot com boring.

呃，有一個票點網無聊。

Here's Aloha Traffic school with a very peanut looking pineapple.

這裡是阿羅哈交通學校，有一個看起來很花生的菠蘿。

Like that.

像這樣的。

Um, happy traffic school.

嗯，快樂的交通學校。

Don't worry.

別擔心

Be happy.

開心點

You comedy school for less.

你喜劇學校少。

Oh, that looks crappy.

哦，這看起來很糟糕。

Like it.

喜歡它。

Forget GPS and anti lock brakes.

忘了GPS和防鎖剎車。

What the world really needs is a windshield wiper that won't hold Park it.

這個世界真正需要的是一個擋風玻璃雨刮器，不會抱著Park它。

Boy, I think we found a winner off course.

我想我們找到了一個贏家

It's obvious you can't drink while driving, but there's nothing in there that says he can't drink while you're in traffic school to guarantee you read the entire course.

明明是不能在開車的時候喝酒的，但是裡面並沒有說他不能在你在交通學校的時候喝酒，保證你看完整個課程。

We've positioned security jokes throughout the test to make sure that the actual violator and not someone else is taking the course.

我們將安全笑話定位在整個考試中，以確保真正的違規者而不是其他人在參加課程。

I would never do that.

我絕不會這樣做。

I would never do that while we're bored.

我絕不會在我們無聊的時候這樣做。

Here's a little tour of my desk.

這是我的辦公桌的一個小參觀。

A little Kleenex, pecs, dental flaws, hot sauce.

一點面巾紙，胸肌，牙齒缺陷，辣醬。

By the way, here's a photo of me and Conan and LaToya that my wife found in a file allow that hot sauce was hot.

對了，這是我和柯南、拉託亞的照片，我老婆在檔案裡發現的，允許辣醬很辣。

A clothes pin.

衣服針。

I think you know why That's there.

我想你知道為什麼會在那裡。

Pretty signed headshots.

漂亮的簽名頭像。

Wow.

哇哦

I'm not gonna win.

我不會贏的

This whole process could take somewhere around six hours.

整個過程可能需要6個小時左右。

We're obviously not gonna show you all of that.

我們顯然不會給你看所有的東西。

So here just there's a little diversion.

所以這裡只是有一個小小的轉移。

Look at this.

看看這個

Okay, that's it.

好了，就是這樣。

I'm ready to submit my answers, but there's one thing I want to do before I click.

我已經準備好提交答案了，但在點擊之前，我想做一件事。

Submit answers.

提交答案。

Yeah, I click.

是的，我點擊。

You've passed with a 92 at whatever.

你以92分的成績通過了什麼。

I'm done.

我不幹了

Yeah.

是啊。

Congratulations.

恭喜你啊

Thank you.

謝謝你了

Your turban.

你的頭巾