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  • Oh my god honey...

    哦,我的上帝,親愛的......

  • Where do I begin explaining

    我從哪裡開始解釋?

  • This thing...

    這東西...

  • Well...

    嗯......

  • You know what?

    你知道嗎?

  • You know Mark, right?

    你知道馬克,對不對?

  • That friend that I go bowling with.

    那朋友說,我去保齡球。

  • like 2 times a week

    一個星期像2倍

  • Well uh...

    呃...... ......

  • I guess the easy way to start will be starting with him

    我想最簡單的方式開始將開始與他

  • after we go bowling

    之後我們去保齡球

  • we used to go to see movies

    我們經常去看看電影

  • There was one time

    有一次

  • When was that?

    那是什麼時候?

  • Yeah.. Seems like a month ago

     

  • We went to see like one movie in particular .

    是啊..好像一個月前

  • What was that?

    我們去看特別像一部電影。

  • That's right!

    那是什麼?

  • That was captain America: the Winter Soldier

    這是正確的!

  • Oh my God!

    這是美國隊長:冬天戰士

  • That was a movie

    哦,我的上帝!

  • I haven't seen that kind of

    這是一部電影

  • that good of a Marvel movie in ages.

    我沒見過那種

  • I mean that must been

    一個奇蹟電影的年齡好。

  • it must been since the Avengers.

    我的意思是必須的了

  • I'm like...

    它必須一直以來的復仇者。

  • Well... you know

    我很喜歡...

  • like right now she's a cliner

    嗯......你知道

  • She means a lot for us every now and then.

    就像現在,她是一個cliner

  • like you know...

    她意味著很多對我們每一個現在,然後。

  • Potentially anything will happen.

    就像你知道...

  • Potentially a meteorite can fall down right now you know.

    可能什麼都不會發生。

  • That's like a cosmic level of imagination.

    一個潛在的隕石可以掉下來,現在你知道了。

  • And but potentially you know who knows?

    這就像想像一個宇宙級。

  • Maybe one day should devise something.

    和,但可能你知道誰知道?

  • I remember watching a movie.

    也許有一天,應該設計一些東西。

  • One documentary.

    我記得看電影。

  • There is a scientist in the USA

    一個紀錄片。

  • He's called Red Curzvill.

    有一個在美國的科學家

  • And he has this idea

    他被稱為紅Curzvill。

  • about ...

    他有這樣的想法

  • what should I call it?

    關於...

  • Singularity.

    我應該怎麼稱呼它?

  • It's called singularity.

    奇點。

  • And he's thinking the basic you know

    這就是所謂的奇點。

  • all this technology is expanding and advancing

    而且他認為你知道的基本

  • so rapidly you know.

    所有這些技術正在擴大和推進

  • 3D graphics for this s***

    這麼快你知道。

  • like in the 1990s.

    3D圖形的這個S ***

  • And now we just basically used that

    就像20世紀90年代。

  • and we looking forward to

    現在我們基本上只是使用的

  • like new ideas like 3D or something like that you know.

    我們期待著

  • We improving that as well.

    喜歡新的理念,如3D或類似的東西,你知道的。

  • Now right now

    我們改善這一點。

  • If you look at the movie from like the beginning of the 1990s

    現在,現在

  • that used like 3D graphic

    如果你看電影一樣從上世紀90年代初

  • It looks pretty much s***

    所使用,如3D圖形

  • And I remember you know

    它看起來幾乎是S ***

  • people use to go to cinema watch that

    我記得你知道

  • That would be like "oh my god! this is unbelievable!"

    人們使用去電影院手錶

  • " it looks so good!"

    這就好比"哦,我的上帝!這是令人難以置信!"

  • Now you look at it

    "它看起來那麼好!"

  • and it looks like crap.

    現在,你看看吧

  • just because of

    它看起來像廢話。

  • you know...

    只是因為

  • comparison

    你知道嗎...

  • I mean you compare to the things

    對照

  • that are out now

    我的意思是你比較的事物

  • that is so much better.

    這是現在出來

  • And...

     那是好多了。

  • I don't know...

    和...

  • It's just things changed you know.

    我不知道...

  • Red Curzvill has this idea about singularity.

    這只是事情改變了你知道的。

  • you know

    紅Curzvill有這種想法大約奇點。

  • technology advancing up to this point

    你知道

  • that we actually sort of like become

    技術推進到了這一點

  • machines

    我們實際上有點像成為

  • in a way

  • like you know

    在某種程度上

  • technology keeps going

    就像你知道的

  • like 50 years ago computers is used to be like super big you know

    技術不斷的去

  • Like the computer be use to send like first recons to the space

    就像50年前的電腦是用來像超級大牌你知道

  • used to be thatcomputer was the size of this whole room you know

    就像電腦被用來發送像第一recons的空間

  • Nowadays

    曾經是thatcomputer是這整個房間你知道的大小

  • you have more advanced technology

    如今

  • in your own cell phone

    你有更先進的技術

  • So technically if you are able to do it

    在你自己的手機

  • you could probably organize you know

    因此從技術上講,如果你能做到這一點

  • a space shuttle to be launched to outer space

    你也許可以組織你知道

  • with the use of technology in any form

    將推出太空航天飛機

  • I mean just in certification

    以任何形式使用技術

  • So that makes you thinking you know

    我的意思只是在認證

  • Going forward.

    這樣就使得你以為你知道

  • Technology is getting smaller.

    展望未來。

  • Before that it's like whole room of computers and nothing else

    技術正變得越來越小。

  • Right now you have a small smartphone you know

    在此之前,它就像電腦的整個房間,沒有別的

  • that fix into your pocket perfectly

    現在你有一個小的智能手機你知道

  • So...

    該解決到你的口袋完美

  • you know whose saying

    所以...

  • I heard things about people experimenting with chips

    你知道誰的說法

  • that chips this size that you can put into your skin

    我聽說過的人與芯片實驗的東西

  • And like you know

    該芯片的這種規模,你可以把你的皮膚

  • maybe that'll be used for the quick machines

    而像你知道

  • so that you don't have to get your passport.

    也許這會被用於快速機

  • cause passport is inside of you all the time

    讓你不必讓你的護照。

  • And...

    原因護照是你內心所有的時間

  • you know...

    和...

  • if it comes to that

    你知道嗎...

  • it would stop people

    如果它來的

  • from you know liking creating

    它會阻止人們

  • like for example you don't have to carry up cellphone on you

    從你知道的喜好創建

  • You just have this chip you know

     例如像你不必攜帶了手機上你

  • and it does anything for you

    你只是有這個芯片你知道

  • I mean like you know

     而且它給你什麼

  • you can like basically go to Wikipedia go to Facebook

     我的意思是像你知道

  • without even touching anything you know

    你可以喜歡,基本上去維基百科去到Facebook

  • just gets the feeling you know

    甚至沒有觸及任何你知道的

  • I mean it does have the point

    只是讓你知道那種感覺

  • when one of these days somebody is going to discover it

    我的意思是它確實有一點

  • and who knows who's going to be you know

    當這幾天有人人會發現它

  • maybe it's going to be something

    誰知道誰將會是你知道

  • maybe it's gonna be someone who known as a scientist

    也許這將是東西

  • maybe it's going to be somebody

    也許它會是誰被稱為科學家的人

  • so

    也許這將是某人

  • somebody who nobody really knows

    所以

  • maybe he is gonna be cleaner or flawers you know

    人誰沒有人真正知道

  • It's uh ...

    也許他是要去的清潔劑或flawers你知道

  • It's just things that help people work and how you know

    這是呃...

  • you can never really predict another thing or judging people

    這只是一些有利於人們的工作和你是怎麼知道的

  • you can never predict who's gonna be

    你永遠無法真正預測另一件事或判斷人

  • how much potential people have you know

    你永遠無法預測誰的會是

  • You can like you know

    潛在的人有多少你知道

  • I'm sure the people you know from elementary school

    你可以像你知道的

  • You know it's always about people like totally

     我敢肯定,你知道,從小學的人

  • can't fit in with society or something like that

    你知道它總是關於人的完全一樣

  • and like you know the losers basic you know

    不能與社會或類似的東西適合在

  • I'm sure these some of them

    而像你知道的失敗者基本你知道

  • have like a good jobs or stuff you know

    我敢肯定,這其中的一些

  • maybe somebody have their own company

     有這樣一個好工作或東西,你知道

  • maybe somebody's a famous actor

    也許有人有自己的公司

  • maybe somebody...

    也許有人是著名演員

  • is a scientist you know

    也許有人...

  • so...

    是你知道的科學家

  • you know...

    所以...

  • with these ideas

    你知道嗎...

  • interesting things

    這些想法

  • like you know

    有趣的事

  • how Technology for example is improving us you know

    就像你知道的

  • but that goes as if...

    如何技術例如正在改善我們要知道

  • a lot of different fields of life you know

    但是那更彷彿...

  • goes also with music

    很多生活的不同領域你知道的

  • in the creating new new ideas

    還去與音樂

  • new music and movies

    在創建新的新思路

  • literature

     新的音樂和電影

  • art

     文學

  • Everything is going forward

    藝術

  • Interesting world to be in. Don't you think?

    一切都在前進

  • so...

    有趣的世界被英寸難道你不覺得嗎?

  • uh...

    所以...

  • Well...

    呃...

  • we were all born in now

    嗯......

  • I mean the world we were born into

    我們都出生在現在

  • is like completely different

    我指的是世界,我們是出生入

  • What's like completely different?

    就像是完全不同的

  • Nowadays you have children

    有什麼樣完全不同?

  • being born into a world where you know

    現在你有孩子

  • They don't really know other world has internet

     生在哪裡你知道的世界

  • we used to know that

    他們真的不知道另一個世界有互聯網

  • That changed

    我們用了就知道了

  • over time

    這改變

  • So just imagine you know

    隨著時間的推移

  • it is like what

    所以,想像一下你知道

  • not even 30 years since we were born

    它像什麼

  • So imagine what's going to happen in the next 30 years

    沒有年甚至30年,因為我們出生

  • imaging what the world is gonna look like

    所以,想像一下會發生在未來30年

  • when we are like you know

    影像學什麼樣的世界是要去樣子

  • old people in like 70 or 80

    當我們像你知道

  • or 90 maybe even

    老人們像70或80

  • something like that

    或90甚至

  • That's gonna be way way in 21 century

    類似的東西

  • And you know

    那會是這樣的方式在21世紀

  • just

    你知道

  • I gess we just have to find out

  • Who knows?

    我GESS我們只需要找出

  • hey maybe I will invent something cool

    誰知道?

  • maybe I would invent something cool

    嘿,也許我會發明一些很酷的東西

  • how do you get the feel of bald people

    也許我會發明一些很酷的東西

  • I mean you know you get like

    你如何讓禿頭人的感覺

  • not totally bald

    我的意思是你知道你得到像

  • you know

    不完全禿頂

  • I don't be like

    你知道

  • you don't know hair whatsoever

    我並不像

  • I mean like

    你不知道任何發

  • balding people

    我的意思是像

  • ike you know

    禿頂的人

  • sometimes you get people

    IKE你知道

  • who I mean

    有時你的人

  • of course it's going to happen to everybody eventually

    誰我的意思是

  • especially guys

    當然,它會發生在每個人最終

  • mostly guys

    尤其是人

  • he get you know this whole here

    大多人

  • What is that called?

    他讓你知道這裡這整個

  • ...or something

    那是什麼叫什麼?

  • I can't pretty remember

    ...什麼的

  • anyway

    我不記得漂亮

  • hum...

    無論如何

  • you know how you get this balding men

    嗚嗚......

  • you know I...

    你知道你是怎麼得到這個禿頂男人

  • Mark knows one guy

    你知道我...

  • He is a boss of this one company

    馬克知道一個人

  • and he's like uh...

    他是這個公司的老闆

  • he's like

    他就像呃...

  • 45

    他像

  • or something like that

    45

  • His hair is really reseeding

    或者類似的東西

  • and he gets like you know

    他的頭髮是真的補種

  • he looks like that the Japanese Kappa thing

    他得到像你知道

  • It's what they like to called that

    他看起來像日本河童的事

  • I mean that's really wrong you know

    這就是他們喜歡稱那

  • I mean when they have like uh...

    我的意思是真的錯了你知道

  • really bald hair here but they still have hairs here

    我的意思是,當他們有像呃......

  • and It looks like Kappa

    這裡真的禿的頭髮,但他們仍然有毛在這裡

  • you know or something like that

    和它看起來像河童

  • I think before he really bald

    你知道或類似的東西

  • that's really inappropriate

    我覺得之前他真的禿

  • but

    這是真的不合適

  • whatever

  • It's a free country

    任何

  • I can think what I think

    這是一個自由的國家

  • umm

     我能想到的是什麼,我認為

  • but somethings you get these people

    烏姆

  • who like you know

    但有些事情你讓這些人

  • like most of the hair on the top of the head is gone

    誰喜歡你知道

  • but they still have a little bit of hair here

    像大多數的頭頂部的毛髮是離去

  • and they try to grow hair really long

    但他們仍然有頭髮一點點在這裡

  • so then they can take it like

    他們試種的頭髮很長

  • to the other side you know

    這樣的話,他們可以把它像

  • so it's like covering the bald top of his hair

    你知道的另一面

  • I think it's really hilarious

    所以它就像覆蓋他的頭髮禿頭頂

  • I mean because...

    我認為這是真的熱鬧

  • oh come on

    我的意思是因為......

  • who are they fooling?

    哦,來吧

  • Everybody can see it

    他們是誰愚弄?

  • Everybody can see that

    每個人都可以看到它

  • basically your head is bald

    每個人都可以看到,

  • and you only covering it up

    基本上你的頭是禿頭

  • with like the small amount of hair you still have

    而你只覆蓋起來

  • that might be that inspiration

    與像少量的頭髮你仍然有

  • that might be like some kind of middle age crisis or something

    這可能是靈感

  • I know it's easy for me to say

    這可能是像某種中年危機之類的東西

  • cause of basically you know

    我知道這是容易的,我說

  • I am uh...

    基本上你知道原因

  • still in my 20's

    我呃...

  • Lately

    還在我20的

  • but still

    最近

  • so...

    但仍

  • I still have some time to go before that happens to me

    所以...

  • but there is no way in hell

    我還有一些時間去,恰好在我面前

  • I'm gonna do something like that

    但有沒有辦法在地獄

  • it's like you know

    我會做這樣的事情

  • who are you fooling?

    這就像你知道的

  • you ain't fooling

    你是誰愚弄?

  • Anybody? man...

    你是不是嘴硬

  • is it why would you even

    誰?人...

  • why would you even do that?

    這是為什麼即使你會

  • if you wanna have hair to cover

    為什麼你連做呢?

  • your balding head

    如果你想有頭髮覆蓋

  • you getta to pay or something like

    你禿頭

  • right that doesn't cost too much

    您GETTA支付或類似的東西

  • Especially if you are a boss of a f****** company

    沒錯,不費太多

  • You definitely have the money

    特別是如果你是一個F ******公司的老闆

  • like...

    你肯定有錢

  • Of cause you know

    像...

  • with modern day technology

    因為你知道的

  • you can even get hair implant, right?

    與現代技術

  • I'm sure you can afford it

    你甚至可以得到植毛,對不對?

  • if you are a boss of a company

    我敢肯定,你能負擔得起

  • then

    如果你是一個公司的老闆

  • that shouldn't be a problem for you right?

    然後

  • seems they just up to do that

    這不應該是你有問題吧?

  • really...Gesus...

    看來他們剛起來這樣做

  • I mean I can't stop but laughing

    真的...... Gesus ...

  • and so many things you can do if you know

    我的意思是我不能停下來,但笑

  • hair styles

    和這麼多的事情可以做,如果你知道

  • I mean

    髮型

  • come on

     我的意思是

  • get all of this guy you know

    來吧

  • I mean...

    得到所有的這傢伙你知道

  • he looks like a ...

    我的意思是...

  • this guy on the cover of this book

    他看起來像一個...

  • he looks like a real slut

    這傢伙在這本書的封面

  • I don't give a f*** about anything

    他看起來像一個真正的蕩婦

  • deal with it

    我不給A F ***對任何事情

  • Yo

    對付它

  • And like you is every sort of it you know

  • this is the kind of hairstyle

    和你一樣是每樣呢你知道

  • that I like to call

    這是什麼樣的髮型

  • this is how I woke up this morning

    我喜歡叫

  • I mean that's really cool

     這是我早上醒來的時候

  • I know I haven't done that before

    我的意思是真的很酷

  • oh ok

    我知道我沒有這樣做之前,

  • technically sometimes

    哦確定

  • when I had to rush the work

     技術上有時

  • then I do't really have time to do anything about my hair

    當我不得不趕工作

  • and...

    然後我do't真的有時間做任何事情對我的頭髮

  • sometimes I just wear a cap

    和...

  • and I think it's cool

    有時我只是穿帽

  • I think that's nature

    我認為這很酷

  • and you know

    我認為這是大自然

  • I know you women know so much about the appearances

    你知道

  • and you have to keep your hair nice and tidy all the time

    我知道你們女人這麼了解的出現

  • enough

    你必須保持你的頭髮漂亮和整潔所有的時間

  • Fortunately

    夠了

  • as men we don't have to do that at all

    幸好

  • we can do whatever we want and still cool

    作為男人,我們沒有這樣做,在所有

  • we don't have to put up make up

    我們可以做任何我們想要的和尚酷

  • we don't have to put up lipstick

    我們不必忍受彌補

  • we don't have to put up nail polish

    我們不必忍受口紅

  • none of these s***

    我們不必忍受指甲油

  • pure

    沒有這些的S ***

  • natural

  • yo

    自然

  • so anyway

  • but...you know

    所以無論如何

  • it's kind of

    但是...你知道

  • if any of you have a balding head

    它是一種

  • you can still do a lot of interesting things

    如果你們有一個禿頭

  • about your facial appearance you know

    你仍然可以做很多有趣的事情

  • like umm...

    關於你的面部外觀你知道

  • you know that the TV seasons I've been watching pretty reasonly

    像烏姆...

  • Breaking Bad

    你知道電視的季節我一直在看漂亮reasonly

  • oh my god

    破壞

  • that was the awesome TV show

    哦,我的上帝

  • I get Walter White

    那是真棒的電視節目

  • the main character

    我得到沃爾特·白

  • yes cancer

    主角

  • and he's rapidly losing his hair

    是癌症

  • and he decides to

    而他迅速失去了他的頭髮

  • like you know

    他決定

  • hell I'm going to lose it a lot of it anyway

    就像你知道的

  • so why even bother wife you know

    地獄我要去反正輸了不少吧

  • come down the time

    那為什麼還要費心老婆你知道

  • I'm going to shave it all anyway

    下來的時候

  • you know

    我要刮鬍子這一切呢

  • and there's interesting thing about this

    你知道

  • serious

    並有關於這個有趣的事情

  • it's that like you know

    嚴重

  • actually

    那就是像你知道

  • even that kind of

    其實

  • like uh...

    甚至那種

  • facial appearance

    像呃...

  • you know

    面部外觀

  • the hair

    你知道

  • and these beard

    頭髮

  • keeps changing

    而這些鬍鬚

  • as he keeps changing

    在不斷變化

  • and like you know

    因為他在不斷變化

  • he is like

    而像你知道

  • I mean he can get that for the title

    他就像

  • Breaking Bad

    我的意思是他可以得到的稱號

  • turning into a badass

    破壞

  • or the character

    變成一個壞蛋

  • the main character

    或字符

  • Walter White is turning into a badass you know

    主角

  • so he is like you know

    沃爾特·白正在變成你知道一個壞蛋

  • he's still got his glasses this season of course

    所以他像你知道

  • but uh...

    他仍然得到了他的眼鏡,本賽季,當然

  • you know

    但是,呃...

  • he gets this like mother f****** and awesome beard you know

    你知道

  • it's really full beard

    他得到這個像母親F ******,你知道真棒鬍子

  • it's red beard like you know like Viking's beard

    這真是大鬍子

  • or something like that you know

    它的紅鬍子就像你知道像機器貓的鬍子

  • and it's like you know

    或者類似的東西,你知道

  • in the beginning

    它就像你知道的

  • when you look at him

    起初

  • he just said what the f****** pussy

    當你看他

  • it just is

    他剛才說什麼F ******貓

  • oh my god

    它僅僅是

  • you know

    哦,我的上帝

  • this guy is a loser if I have ever saw one

    你知道

  • for the end of this TV series you know

    這傢伙是個失敗者,如果我曾經看見一個人

  • I don't need the serious or anything like

    你知道這個電視劇的結尾

  • He's a mental broken

    我不需要嚴重或類似的東西

  • nevermind

    他是一個精神斷裂

  • like before that

    沒關係

  • when he's like on the top of his shape you know

    像之前

  • on the top of his

    當他像他的形狀你知道的頂部

  • like power or influence

    在他的頂

  • He's got really mother f*** thick this

    像權力或影響力

  • here

    他得到了真正的母親說了句厚本

  • and here you know

    這裡

  • it's pretty feak

    在這裡你知道

  • and this is you know

    這是相當feak

  • and he also like uh...

    這是你知道的

  • it's also kind of

    而且他也很喜歡呃...

  • they really arrange into a nice way

    它是一種還

  • so it's like really

    他們真的安排到一個不錯的方式

  • fits into his character

    所以它就像真的

  • and of course that's also like

    安裝到他的性格

  • that's also true in television

    當然這也很喜歡

  • that's like how it works

    這也是真正的電視

  • well...so you know

    這就像它是如何工作

  • I just think that like uh...

    嗯......所以你知道

  • your

    我只是覺得,像呃...

  • facial like features

    您的

  • you know your hair too

    像面部特徵

  • or your like facial hair

    你知道你的頭髮太

  • that kind of express

    或者你喜歡的鬍子

  • in a way of what kind of person you are

    那種快遞

  • I mean if you are slut

    在你是什麼樣的人的方式

  • you don't do anything about it

    我的意思是,如果你是賤人

  • you just shows you know

    你沒有做任何事情

  • if you care about your appearance

    你只是表明你知道

  • and you know you do something

    如果你在乎你的外表

  • it's kind of expresses what kind of person you are

    你知道你做什麼

  • in a way of course

    這是一種表示你是什麼樣的人

  • you know there's more to that

    在過程中的一種方法

  • there's more to all of it

    你知道有更多的

  • than just the way you look

    有更多的這一切

  • or the way you dress

    不僅僅是你的樣子

  • of course you know

    或者你穿著方式

  • you can't have somebody who's like

    你當然知道

  • really ugly

    你不能有別人誰像

  • but then you

    真難看

  • find out that they are actually like a genius or something

    但你

  • or they are really interesting people

    發現,他們其實就像一個天才什麼的

  • it's like you know

    或者他們是真正有趣的人

  • it's some of the requirements

    這就像你知道的

  • you don't have to look cool to be cool

    它的一些要求

  • I mean it's intertwining that all

    你沒有看爽爽

  • but it's

    我的意思是相互交織,所有

  • it's not necessity

    但它的

  • but

    它不是必需品

  • you know

  • all of people like to you know

    你知道

  • be like free salamander

    所有的人喜歡你知道

  • and this regards people who are fat

    像蠑螈免費

  • or ugly or something like that

    而這對於人誰是肥胖

  • they don't care about them

    或醜陋的或類似的東西

  • you know that's

    他們不關心他們

  • when it comes to me

    你知道這是

  • I like to give them a

    當涉及到我

  • not even a second chance you know

    我想給他們一個

  • it's just

    甚至不知道第二次機會

  • I like to judge people by who they are you know

    它只是

  • like every conversation with people

    我想通過他們是誰你知道判斷的人

  • not just like ok

    像每一個交談的人

  • asshole asshole asshole

    不只是喜歡ok了

  • go away

    混蛋混蛋混蛋

  • asshole asshole

    離開

  • go away

    混蛋混蛋

  • asshole asshole go away

    離開

  • ok you are the only one can stay

    混蛋混蛋走開

  • asshole asshole go away

    確定你是唯一一個可以留

  • useless

    混蛋混蛋走開

  • so shallow

    無用

  • comes down to be shallow

    這麼淺

  • ok but

    歸結為淺

  • we come back to that stuff about

    確定,但

  • those bald man

    我們回來的東西有關

  • with like you know

    那些禿頭的男人

  • the kind of hair

    有像你知道

  • you know covering up

    什麼樣的髮型

  • It's just a... I don't know

    你知道掩飾

  • it is just a sloppy way

    這只是一個...我不知道

  • and if we talk about company bosses in general

    它僅僅是一個草率的方式

  • you know

    如果我們談論公司的老闆一般

  • I've met quite a lot

    你知道

  • I've heard quite a lot

    我見過不少

  • both from my friends

    我已經聽到不少

  • and you know

    無論是從我的朋友

  • from my personal experiences

    你知道

  • I 've seen that

    從我的個人經驗

  • I mean of course

    我已經看到,

  • you know there is like

    當然我的意思

  • Nowadays since

    你知道有像

  • we got to approach

    如今,因為

  • like you know

    我們到了接近

  • okay

    就像你知道的

  • big companies are evil

  • stuff like that

    大公司是邪惡的

  • I mean that's

    這樣的東西

  • not really that easy to

    我的意思是這是

  • I mean it's

    沒有想像中那麼容易

  • it's not so easy to

    我的意思是

  • just

    這不是那麼容易

  • the situation overall isn't that

  • we shouldn't be so quick to judge it

    形勢總體是不是

  • that's what I mean

    我們不應該這麼快就判斷它

  • its a

    這就是我的意思

  • still I mean

    它的一

  • so you

    還是我的意思是

  • of course you get the good boss

    所以你

  • you get bad bosses

    當然,你得到的好老闆

  • you get the good teachers

    你得到壞老闆

  • you get bad teachers

    你得到的好老師

  • you get uh...

    你會得到不好的老師

  • people who ain't people who are asshole you know

    你呃...

  • but this like

    人誰不是人誰是混蛋你知道

  • you know

    但這種喜歡

  • you met several kind of

    你知道

  • I mean that

    你見過幾種

  • to get into stereotype or anything like that

    我的意思是

  • but I can see

    進入刻板印象或類似的東西

  • after meeting some bosses

    但我可以看到

  • some companies

    認識一些老闆後

  • I can sort of see

    有些公司

  • like

    有點我可以看到

  • umm...

    喜歡

  • maybe not like stereotype

    嗯...

  • but sort of like pattern

    也許不喜歡刻板印象

  • to like all the behave

    有點像,但模式

  • and like what they want to present themselves

    喜歡所有的行為

  • and it's all about

    而像他們想展示自己什麼

  • I mean not all of them of course

    和它的所有有關

  • but like people I'm talking about

    我的意思是不是所有的人,當然

  • this particular kind of boss

    但喜歡的人我說的

  • so to speak

    這種特殊的老闆

  • they like

    可以這麼說

  • what they care about most

    他們喜歡

  • it's face on you

    他們最關心的

  • and then it's like of course

    它的臉在你

  • you know you like

    然後它就像當然的

  • you're in charge

    你知道你喜歡

  • you have to operate a company

    你負責

  • you have a lot of people working for you

    你要在一個公司

  • of course it's a responsibility

    你有很多的人為你工作

  • you can't just be a

    當然,這是一種責任

  • you know

    你不能只是一個

  • you can't show them that you are week

    你知道

  • because like basically

    你不能讓他們知道你是週

  • you are the foundation of this company

    因為基本上一樣

  • It's like you are the route

    你是這個公司的基礎

  • you take up the rules you dies

    這就像你的路線

  • you know

    你拿起你死的規則

  • ummm

    你知道

  • that's

  • that's another thing you know

    這是

  • people like to bash

    這就是你知道的另一件事

  • riches people all like bosses of big company

    人們喜歡來砸

  • for being asshole you know

    暴富的人們大公司都喜歡老闆

  • something like that

    為是你知道的混蛋

  • but uh...

    類似的東西

  • or they just find out they earned a lot of money

    但是,呃...

  • order that the justified in the Arnot mine you know

     或者他們只是發現他們賺了很多錢

  • if you think that the way it works

    下令該理由在阿諾特礦你知道

  • why don't you open up a company by yourself?

    如果你認為它的工作方式

  • seriously waht stopping you?

    你為什麼不開一家自己?

  • It've been so easy you know

    認真啥子阻止你?

  • all that doing using it

    It've就不是那麼容易你知道

  • and they

    使用它所有的做

  • keep earning money for nothing if you keep saying

    他們

  • why don't you open up a company for yourself?

    保持賺錢的什麼,如果你繼續說

  • do it

    你為什麼不開一家自己?

  • then you wait the

  • the kind wasn't trying to I mean

    那麼你等待

  • Bosses that really about

    那種是不是要我的意思

  • this particular kind of boss

    老闆們真正了解

  • and It's like about your know face

    這種特殊的老闆

  • and

    而這就像你的臉上知道

  • of course that

  • there's different kinds of boss but this one

    當然這

  • in particular

    有不同類型的老闆,但這個

  • is like the kind of boss that

    特別是

  • how to say it

     是喜歡那種老闆說

  • put that into words

    怎麼說

  • they are like

    它放入字

  • they have to be the number one star

    他們像

  • of the company you know

    他們必須頭號球星

  • I used to work for this company sometime ago

    你知道公司的

  • and

    我用這家公司的前一段時間的工作

  • and

  • this is like International Exhibition you know

  • like I could see that

    這就像國際展覽你知道

  • this is based in Asia

    像我看得出來,

  • and I was like you know

    這是總部設在亞洲

  • the only foreigner worker working in this company

    我很喜歡你知道

  • and a lot of people you from all over the world

    唯一的外國人勞動者在本公司工作

  • you know they basically

    和很多人從世界各地

  • like you know Asian

    你知道他們基本上

  • It wasn't Asian sport

    像你知道亞洲

  • was being in this Exhibition like you know

    這是不是亞洲體育

  • a European

    在這個展覽中是像你知道

  • a European sports will be in the exhibition hall

    歐洲

  • you have a European spot

    歐洲體育將在展館

  • you had like a Middle Eastern spots

    你有一個歐洲現貨

  • near the Asian spot

    你有像中東的斑點

  • and they like you know

    靠近亞洲現貨

  • people they are generally customers

    他們喜歡你知道

  • they walk around and there like

    他們是人們普遍的客戶

  • in the Asian area you know

    他們四處走走,那裡像

  • when they walk around they like you know

    在你知道亞洲地區

  • this all the stuff

    當他們四處走走,他們喜歡你知道

  • Asian Asian Asian

    這一切的東西

  • I mean when they look at the people staring you know

     亞洲亞洲亞洲

  • none of this anything will be Asian

    我的意思是,當他們看的人盯著你知道

  • of course you know

    沒有這樣的東西將是亞洲

  • like pointed

    你當然知道

  • of course

    像尖

  • everybody was there are you know who they are

    當然

  • what was that I was just in the boof

    每個人都在那裡,你知道他們是誰

  • and was like they were expecting

    那是什麼我只是在BOOF

  • a white guy

    而像他們期待

  • to be there

    一個白人

  • and they like interested in me and they just wanted to

    在那裡

  • or maybe they are just interested in the products

    他們喜歡對我感興趣,他們只是想

  • almost the products

    或者也許他們在產品只是有興趣

  • I have to admit that

    幾乎產品

  • the product for good

     我不得不承認,

  • and

    本產品為好

  • but they like you know

  • they like okay this I wasn't expecting

    但他們喜歡你知道

  • this I wasn't expecting

     他們喜歡這個還好我沒想到

  • why did I to be here?

    這個我沒想到

  • for any particular reason or anything

    我為什麼在這裡?

  • and then they just walked up

     對於任何特定的原因或任何東西

  • and you know and they were like how come you were here

    然後他們剛剛走到

  • you know just like certain circumstance you know

    你知道,他們是怎麼樣來你在這裡

  • and that knid of boss was like

    你知道,就像某些情況下你知道

  • holy s***

    和老闆說knid很喜歡

  • I kind of don't know what he is thinking

    聖潔的S ***

  • but he looked kind of upset you know

    樣的,我不知道他在想什麼

  • It was like

    但他看上去有種讓你心煩意亂知道

  • I don't know

    這就像

  • I can imagine that in his mind this way

    我不知道

  • what the hell

    我可以想像,在他心中這樣

  • you know like

    什麼是地獄

  • spotlights should be on our products

    你知道像

  • won't me

    聚光燈應該是對我們的產品

  • so why is this like you know

    不會我

  • why is this white a****** taken over the spotlight

    所以這是為什麼像你知道

  • you know how come he is just a nobody in this company

    這是為什麼白色******接管聚光燈

  • so what the f*** you know

    你知道他是怎麼來的是在這家公司只是一個無名小卒

  • and then I gotta give a s*** in the hood

    所以***你知道什麼是F

  • I've heard stories from other people who

    然後我得給A S ***在引擎蓋

  • got kind of s*** as well you know and like

    我從其他人聽到的故事誰

  • even and like you know

    那種得到了S ***,以及你知道和喜歡

  • go to a party with this company

    即使和像你知道

  • and

    去一個派對與這家公司

  • and that's like you know

  • that there's some like international customer seocial journey

    這就是像你知道

  • or some other random people

    這有一些類似的國際客戶seocial之旅

  • you know and like

    或其他一些隨機的人

  • especially unusual that I'm there you know

    你知道和喜歡

  • that's kind of attention for that

    尤其是不同尋常,我在那裡你知道

  • but people who want to talk with me

    這是一種注意力的

  • always stock you know

    但誰願意跟我說話的人

  • I talk to people

    總是stock你知道

  • so

    我說話的人

  • you know but

    所以

  • the people keep talking to you

    你知道,但

  • people start a conversation with me

    人們不斷跟你說話

  • they wanna talk with me

    人們開始與我交談

  • and this guy is like getting directions to live

    他們想和我交談

  • I talk to them like

    這傢伙就像是得到指示的生活

  • you know

    我跟他們一樣

  • oh I have this friend who like you know

    你知道

  • I had a friend to came

    哦,我有這樣的朋友,誰像你知道

  • and actually she said that was a friend and he actually

     我有一個朋友來了

  • he was on TV one time

    而實際上,她說,這是一個朋友,他​​居然

  • because there was like

    他是在電視上一次

  • there was some events or holidays

    因為有像

  • there was someone that was filmimg stuff

    有一些活動或節假日

  • and he was thereon TV

    有一個人,這是filmimg東西

  • the boss was like

    而他就此電視

  • oh well you know I'm on TV

    老闆很喜歡

  • like almost every other weekend you know so

     哦,你知道我在電視上

  • think of that you know

    像幾乎每隔一周的週末你知道這麼

  • what the f*** are you comparing yourself

    想你知道

  • Jesus

    什麼是F ***,你自己比較

  • It's like I don't know

    耶穌

  • they have like small dicks or something

    這就像我不知道

  • what kind of problem is that

    他們有像小迪克斯什麼

  • dude you have a company

    什麼樣的問題是

  • why do you have to

    老兄你有一個公司

  • do you have anything to worried about yourself

    你為什麼要

  • or just you know

    你有什麼擔心自己

  • I don't know

    或者只是你知道

  • social status

    我不知道

  • Poor things of face of value I mean

    身價

  • I don't know I just

    面的價值,我的意思是可憐的東西

  • never want to be famous or anything like that

    我不知道,我只是

  • I'm not asking for it

    從來沒有想出名或類似的東西

  • maybe somebody does

    我不要求它

  • they are free to do so

    也許有人不

  • you know but just this way of

    他們可以自由地這樣做

  • pushing other people

    你知道,但就是這樣的

  • giving other people shit about

    推別人

  • I mean there is

    給別人拉屎約

  • not my fault that there's anything people can talk to me

    我的意思是

  • just like you know

    不是我的錯,有什麼人可以跟我說話

  • they are being nice

    就像你知道的

  • Imean nice yeah

    他們正在好

  • but you should be asking or be

    Imean不錯耶

  • just if

    但你應該問或者是

  • the people wanna talk with me

    只是,如果

  • and they don't wanna talk to you

    跟我的人想說話

  • maybe they've know you already

    他們不想要告訴你的事

  • and like you know

    也許他們已經知道你

  • I'm in this company like you know only nobody

    而像你知道

  • kind the guy you know

    我在這家公司像你只知道沒人

  • you are the boss you know so

    那種你知道的傢伙

  • Jesus

    你要知道這樣的老闆

  • you give a work like shit about

    耶穌

  • something like that

    你給像狗屎工作有關

  • but it just like

    類似的東西

  • I don't know

    但它只是喜歡

  • can't really understand

    我不知道

  • you know so

    無法真正理解

  • you can cut of light in so many ways

    你知道這麼

  • other ways I don't know maybe I make up a big boss

    你可以在很多方面光切

  • that's a big step

    其他的方法我不知道,也許我做了一個大老闆

  • you know they would find out that would be you know

    這是一個很大的一步

  • maybe oneday I would open up my own company on my will

    你知道他們會發現這將是你知道

  • but you know

    也許1天我就開了自己的公司對我的意志

  • still you know

    但你知道

  • you go easily say something like

    還是你知道

  • yeah ok we have this guy in our company

    你去輕鬆地這樣說

  • you know so

    耶確定我們有這個傢伙在我們公司

  • the costumer could think like like holy s***

    你知道這麼

  • this guy is like pretty cool

    負荷消費能想到像像聖潔的S ***

  • and he's working for this company

    這傢伙就像是很酷

  • then

    他的工作對這個公司

  • ergo

    然後

  • the company

    ERGO

  • must be awesome

    公司

  • but instead like you know

    必須是真棒

  • behind the scene like you know okay

    而是像你知道

  • I'm going to put on a smile to make customers happy

    就像你知道行不行幕後

  • and they would like to give you

    我要裝出笑容能使客戶滿意

  • like nothing

    他們想給你

  • something I even do

    像什麼

  • useless

    東西我什至做

  • not one again

    無用

  • I don't want to get in the territory when I'm judging people

    沒有人再

  • and it's not about that

    我並不想在香港時,我判斷人

  • I

    它不是關於

  • I like to see people for who they are

  • and

    我喜歡看到人們對於他們是誰

  • not just if you ask

  • appearences can really be

    如果你問不只是

  • really

    appearences真的可以

  • I mean

  • you know

    我的意思是

  • like a lot of people

    你知道

  • or maybe they are not

    就像很多人

  • but theres

    或者也許他們不

  • there's some people I know

    但theres

  • and I'm sure there's a lot of people like that

    有一些人,我知道

  • who like to

    而且我敢肯定有很多人喜歡的

  • judge people from first of view

    誰喜歡

  • like you know

    判斷從第一次看的人

  • maybe thay meet somebody at the party

    就像你知道的

  • and maybe that person wasm't like trying to socialize and talk a lot

    也許大公認識的人,在聚會

  • or maybe they just don't want to be there

    也許那個人wasm't喜歡嘗試社交和交談了很多

  • come on everybody has their bad days

    或者也許他們只是不想在那裡

  • like everybody you know

    來,大家都有自己的壞日子

  • Jesus maybe

    像其他人你知道

  • maybe you get fired from work

    也許耶穌

  • maybe I don't know

    也許你得到工作的解僱

  • you got extra bills to pay

    也許我不知道

  • like maybe the police you don't want to

    你有額外的賬單要付

  • I don't know it's just

    也許像警察你不想

  • you know so many circumstances that could possibly happen

    我不知道這只是

  • and like why judging you

    你知道這麼多的情況下,可能發生的可能

  • why judge at this person

    而像為什麼你判斷

  • If I saw somebody for the second third fourth time you know I will

    為什麼判斷此人

  • If you like have a good conversation or good hang out

    如果我看到有人在第二第三第四次,你知道我會

  • then I can say

    如果你喜歡有一個良好的交談還是不錯的掛出

  • I got the general like

    那麼我可以說

  • impression of what this person is like

    我得到的一般般

  • maybe I understand that quite a lot

    什麼這個人就像是印象

  • maybe you know

    也許我明白了不少

  • I've heard seeing somebody like that before

    也許你知道

  • and I can sort of

    我聽說之前看到有人這樣

  • umm

    我可以排序的

  • I can sort of like you know

    烏姆

  • compare the dislike sort of the same kind of person

    我有點像你知道

  • then I get nobody is

    比較不喜歡那種相同的那種人

  • actually like

    然後我得到的​​是人

  • 100% the same with somebody else

    其實很喜歡

  • you know

    100%相同與別人

  • that's like waht

    你知道

  • over 6 billion people living in the world

    這就像啥子

  • everybody is living their own life

    超過60十億人生活在世界上

  • but you know

    每個人都過著自己的生活

  • give them second chance

    但你知道

  • this might be in person

    給他們第二次機會

  • there's good people and bad people

    這可能是在人

  • and

    有好人和壞人

  • yeah I mean

  • like

    是的,我的意思是

  • especially like

    喜歡

  • with in

    尤其喜歡

  • western societies

  • I'm going to talk about the politics and economics

    西方社會

  • honey

    我要談談政治和經濟

  • it's a

    蜂蜜

  • there is the thing

    這是一個

  • like in western society is like

    有東西

  • like western part of Europe

    像在西方社會就是這樣

  • when I get to that

    像歐洲的西部

  • what's the western part like America

    當我到了

  • there's like

    什麼是像美國西部

  • pretty big

    還有像

  • passion going on about capitalism

    相當大的

  • I know this are pretty

    激情,是關於資本主義

  • tough subject

    我知道這是相當

  • but you know they just said like you know

    艱難的課題

  • the source of all evil in the world right now

    但你知道他們只是說像你知道

  • is huge corporations

    一切罪惡在世界上源,現在

  • and money

    是大公司

  • and controlling everything like

    和金錢

  • the banks of all that

    並控制一切都像

  • of course you know gotta

    所有的銀行

  • interesting that

    當然你得知道

  • I've been coming from Poland you know

    有趣的是,

  • I really gotta say that okay

    我已經來從波蘭你知道

  • I have to make a point

    我真的得說,沒關係

  • They usually said that they like okay

    我必須做出點

  • capitalism is the best way to go

    他們通常說,他們喜歡沒關係

  • and socialism is a good way to go

    資本主義是最好的一段路要走

  • I come from Poland

    社會主義是一個很好的方式去

  • our country was forced into socialism

    我來自波蘭

  • and communism by extension for 50 years

    我們的國家被迫社會主義

  • and you know exactly what that means

    和共產主義而廣之,50年

  • and like you know

    你確切地知道這意味著什麼

  • there is a reason why Polish workers are going to England to work

    而像你知道

  • right now 2 million people that has a 22 million

    還有就是為什麼波蘭工人都去英國工作的理由

  • unlike you say like UK

    現在有200萬人,有一個2200萬

  • that's okay

    不像你說像英國

  • okay they do that

    沒關係

  • because I'm talking with like a person from the UK in London

    還好他們做到這一點

  • you know because Poland is Poland

     因為我有說話像一個人從英國的倫敦

  • and like okay west UK poor

    你知道,因為波蘭是波蘭

  • and the west Poland is poor

    而像沒事英國西部窮

  • Because it's just that

    和西部波蘭是窮人

  • people think like a score of the heat looking to Siri socialism

    因為它只是

  • and go back to marks and stuff like that

    人們認為像熱的得分期待Siri的社會主義

  • it's like a

    然後回到痕之類的東西

  • perfect world

    它就像一個

  • except

    完美世界

  • when is perfect

  • and

    當是完美的

  • okay I should ever say perfect world parents assist because

  • uh

    好吧,我應該永遠說完美世界的父母協助,因為

  • everybody should have the same amount of everything

  • because we are all equal

    每個人都應該擁有的一切相同數量的

  • except we are not

    因為我們都是平等的

  • I'm tall

    除非我們不

  • this guy is short

    我又高

  • Im sure this guy is tall

    這傢伙是短暫的

  • and this guy is fat

    我敢肯定,這傢伙身高

  • im a guy

    這傢伙是脂肪

  • woman

    我是個男​​人

  • difference is enough

    女人

  • secant just say that you know you want to

    差足夠

  • to be like this

    割線只想說,你知道你想要

  • and Latin God

    是這樣

  • different people have different opinions

    和拉丁美洲神

  • like I said before

    不同的人有不同的看法

  • the 6 million people a billion people living in this world

    就像我之前說的

  • how can you say that everybody is the same

    600萬人有十億人生活在這個世界

  • they just not different people have different needs

    你怎麼能說每個人都是一樣的

  • some people like to work hard

    他們只是沒有不同的人有不同的需求

  • on NSU something important

    有些人喜歡努力工作

  • some people don't

    NSU上重要的東西

  • some people feel that you know

    有的人不

  • living with the right now

    有些人覺得,你知道

  • is it going to go anywhere

    現在的生活與權利

  • I have a good job

    是它會去任何地方

  • even if I'm walking effective and affective

    我有一個好工作

  • that's good for me

    即使我走效益和情感

  • what somebody says like okay

    這是為我好

  • I come from a crappy family

    說什麼有人想好了

  • never had anything I want to get something you know

    我來自一個蹩腳的家庭

  • someone don't have something as well for example

    從未有過任何我想要讓你知道的東西

  • I don't want you know

    別人沒有的東西,以及如

  • when I was growing up with bands

    我不想讓你知道

  • that have enough money to buy Lakewood shoes for men

    當我長大了樂隊

  • they are the Dyson

    有足夠的錢購買翠湖男鞋

  • so Im gonna wake

    他們是戴森

  • Im gonna like

    所以我也會喚醒

  • make sure that my whole life is about

    我也會像

  • improving my status

    確保我整個壽命約為

  • bar financial and social

    提高我的狀態

  • so might have to do this kind of problems

    酒吧金融和社會

  • you know for example

    所以可能需要做這樣那樣的問題

  • so I can like I mean

    你知道,例如

  • maybe we'll adjust ready for socialism

    這樣我就可以像我的意思是

  • or maybe you just need to be robot

    也許我們會調整準備為社會主義

  • something like that

    也許你只需要機器人

  • it just

    類似的東西

  • like looking at the Eastern Bloc

    它只是

  • Russia with controlling Poland you know we didn't push for ot

     像在看東方集團

  • but we can't do anything else

    俄羅斯與波蘭的控制你知道我們沒有推動OT

  • after World War 2

    但我們不能做任何事情

  • and Germany and Russia did the guarantee

    第二次世界大戰後,

  • what could we do

    與德國和俄羅斯做了擔保

  • like nothing nobody can't save it

    我們能做什麼

  • England were our allies with a castle f*** is guys

    像什麼人不能將它保存

  • they are like with a castle f*** is guys

    英國是我們的盟友與城堡說了句的傢伙

  • they are not doing anything

    他們就像一個城堡說了句傢伙是

  • France just like they gave up

    他們沒有做任何事情

  • Germany get affence and t hey give up

    法國就像他們放棄了

  • and the story

    德國如何affence和t哎放棄

  • I mean of course

    和故事

  • small complicated but

    當然我的意思

  • basically the goodness of support

    小複雜,但

  • so now

    支持基本的善良

  • the hanging in there

    所以現在

  • supposed to getting better

     掛在那裡

  • but the politics is a pretty touchy subject to talk about

    應該越來越好

  • well I know as

    但政治是一個非常敏感的問題談

  • open

    好,我知道的

  • for conversation about this

  • that's be kinda interesting

    關於這次談話

  • I have my opinions

    這是還挺有趣

  • I like to talk about this

    我有我的意見

  • no problem

    我想談談這個

  • uh

    沒問題

  • so that basically

  • the whole socialism vs capitalism things

    所以,基本上

  • I don't know

    整個社會主義與資本主義的東西

  • is there a good like a middle ground between those two

    我不知道

  • I don't know

    有沒有好的像一個中間地帶這兩個之間

  • just I mean

    我不知道

  • just don't like it when people say that's like

    只是我的意思是

  • in the capital is it is definitely the evil

    只是不喜歡它,當人們說,像

  • and socialism is definite the good you know

    在資本絕對是邪惡的

  • This like black and white turns

    社會主義是肯定的好,你知道

  • because if you look at the shape of the world right now

    這就像黑與白圈

  • um juh let's see

    因為如果你看世界的形狀,現在

  • all the countries

    嗯灶火讓我們來看看

  • that have adopted

    所有國家

  • communism before

    已採納

  • where are they now

    前共產主義

  • oh

    他們現在在哪裡

  • most of them doesn't exist anymore

  • Russia

    他們大多​​已不存在

  • doesn't exist

    俄國

  • USSR

    不存在

  • like you know

    蘇聯

  • whatever happened to Cuba like you know

    就像你知道的

  • that right now does anything rhyme with Cuba

    無論發生在古巴像你知道

  • Cuba but still there

    那現在沒有什麼押韻與古巴

  • have that holds the coils of the day been

    古巴,但​​仍然存在

  • a principal contract null

    有保存一天被線圈

  • and Michael K

    主合同無效

  • Augusta from coming this country is left in the world

    和邁克爾K表

  • like this career for example

    從未來這個國家的奧古斯塔留在世界

  • would you like to go there

    喜歡這個職業,例如

  • really you know

    你願意去那裡

  • if you think it's paradise

    真的是你知道的

  • by all means

    如果你認為它是天堂

  • go and live

    通過各種手段

  • of common is it for you

    去生活

  • if you talk about Asia you know

    常見的是它為你

  • you can talk aboutwhat they want

    如果你談論亞洲你知道

  • and that they won the Allies

    你可以談aboutwhat他們想要的

  • what should I called it? Asia type right?

    而且,他們贏得了盟友

  • Taiwan Hong Kong Singapore

    我應該怎麼叫呢?亞洲型吧?

  • and

    台灣香港新加坡

  • the other one

  • anyway well

    另一

  • you know if you look at the economic

    反正好

  • rate right now

    你知道,如果你的經濟

  • all over 10% of economic crisis

    率現在

  • yeah so

    經濟危機都超過10%

  • you know you can drop a person

    所以呀

  • they decide

    你知道你可以放下一個人

  • they have tough times as well

    他們決定

  • like you know if you look back

    他們艱難的時刻,以及

  • several decades ago

    就像你知道的,如果你回頭看

  • they were until you miss her anything

    幾十年前

  • but they decided they make you know

    他們直到你想念她什麼

  • the felt like Tyson and stuff like that

    但他們決定他們讓你知道

  • and now you can see the results

    毛氈像泰森和類似的東西

  • list of countries in the developed rapidly

    現在你可以看到結果

  • they are like you know look back to all these stuff

    在發展迅速的國家名單

  • card category which countries are in the developing category

    他們就像你知道回頭看這些東西

  • which countries are in the developing category

    卡類哪些國家在發展類別

  • which countries are in the underdeveloped category

    哪些國家在發展類別

  • like for example Taiwan

    哪些國家是在不發達類別

  • Korea

    例如像台灣

  • they are all developed country

    韓國

  • what to do European for example

    他們是所有發達國家

  • because they've been saying about

    做什麼歐洲為例

  • social policies and stuff like that

    因為他們一直在說關於

  • I mean

    社會政策和類似的東西

  • eminencia result of good things about them you know

    我的意思是

  • but still owe the score right now

    關於他們的好東西你知道eminencia結果

  • most of Europe is a girl

    但還欠得分,現在

  • if you work at the end of the world

    歐洲大部分是女生

  • right is that 0%

    如果你在世界的工作進行到底

  • or you know what's more

    右邊是0%

  • the stupid things

    或者你知道什麼是更

  • everybody's like wow great we are making progress

    愚蠢的事

  • the other part of the world

    每個人都像哇偉大的,我們正在取得進展

  • like you know

    在世界的其他部分

  • how can you compare

    就像你知道的

  • like that

    你怎麼能比較

  • decades or not

    這樣的

  • everybody got their opinions

    幾十年來還是不

  • let's do

    每個人都得到了他們的意見

  • you have to be stalking your own little point of view

    讓我們做

  • you can look outside

    你必須要跟踪自己的小的觀點

  • at the countries of Twin City collision before

    你可以看看外面

  • another day

    在之前雙城碰撞的國家

  • or you can look at that swearing on good position

    改日

  • and now you are in shitty position

    或者你可以看看在很好的位置說髒話

  • every year

    現在你是在低劣的位置

  • It's European counteries

    每年

  • basic bankrupt

    這是歐洲counteries

  • or bankrupt

    基本破產

  • Portugal island is next on the list

    或破產

  • why is going to happen

    葡萄牙島是名單上的下一個

  • well I don't know

     為什麼會發生

  • Germany right now is basically controlling Europe

    還有我不知道

  • Europe has much influence

    德國現在基本上是控制歐洲

  • and

    歐洲有很大的影響力

  • you know

  • still there economic crisis

    你知道

  • what

    仍然存在經濟危機

  • 1% or 2% of most

    什麼

  • so here we go

    1%或2%以下

  • the strongest country in Europe

    所以在這裡我們去

  • sorry but

    在歐洲最強大的國家

  • you guys are doing something wrong

    抱歉,但

  • well honey

    你們正在做的事情錯了

  • I still have a

    好蜂蜜

  • little

    我仍然有一個

  • confession to make

  • I mean

    坦白做

  • you know

    我的意思是

  • really haven't been

    你知道

  • having a lot of fun recently

    真的沒有

  • and by far I

    有很多好玩的最近

  • you know what I mean right?

    而迄今為止我

  • fun fun I mean fun I mean sex time

    你知道我的意思吧?

  • yeah

    好玩好玩,我的意思是有趣,我的意思是性愛時間

  • do you get that same kind of impression

  • cause I shall do

    你得到了相同樣的印象

  • I mean

    導致我該怎麼辦

  • you know

    我的意思是

  • to be old

    你知道

  • butterfly and before

    到老

  • when we start it out

    蝴蝶和前

  • even hell like up to

    當我們開始吧

  • last part of

    甚至像地獄最多

  • last year

    最後一部分

  • It's still going on pretty descent

    去年

  • kinda have no I

    它仍然會在相當血統

  • somehow

    還挺有沒有我

  • especially recently

    不知何故

  • Im not being I don't blame you

    尤其是最近

  • don't

    我不是為我不怪你

  • maybe it's my fault

  • maybe it's yours

    也許是我的錯

  • I mean we used have so much fun as I remember

    也許是你的

  • you remember how I

    我的意思是,我們使用有這麼多的樂趣,我記得

  • you used to be so energetic and stuff

    你還記得我

  • and used to be so reative you know

    你曾經是那麼精力充沛和東西

  • stuff like that

    並且曾經是那麼reative你知道

  • used to be really fun

    這樣的東西

  • you know I mean

    以前是真的很好玩

  • but nowaday it's just you know

    你知道我的意思

  • if there's any chance

    但今時今日,它只是你知道

  • that we can somehow kind of

    如果有任何機會

  • you know go back to

    我們能夠以某種方式種

  • so maybe it's my fault

    你知道回去

  • maybe I'm not getting you enough attention

    所以也許這是我的錯

  • maybe you know it's like

    也許我沒有得到你足夠的重視

  • you know

    也許你知道它像

  • the thing you think about this is also have something to do with

    你知道

  • just not have that kind of chemistry anymore

    你想想這個事情也有事情做與

  • you know

    只是沒有那種化學了

  • we used to understand each other so perfectly

    你知道

  • even on the bed

    我們用來了解對方如此完美

  • I have to say even on the bed

    甚至在床上

  • nowadays it's just like

    我不得不說,即使上了床

  • just don't know if I'm not just satisfying you enough or

    現在它就像

  • if you're used to something

     只是不知道,如果我不只是滿足你足夠或

  • or maybe I need to find something new

     如果你已經習慣了的東西

  • so I feel alive again

    也許我需要找到一些新的東西

  • or something like that

    所以我覺得再活著

  • you know

    或者類似的東西

  • like

    你知道

  • The party places in the ballet place

    喜歡

  • It's perfect opportunity to have a lot of fun

    在芭蕾舞地方黨的地方

  • and Justin who is the temperature in Italy

    這是有很多樂趣絕佳機會

  • show you the opportunity

    和Justin誰是意大利的溫度

  • now remember what the issue of John and his girlfriend did

    告訴你的機會

  • don't you

    現在還記得約翰和他的女友的問題做了

  • kind of walk remember

    你不

  • you like I know what I mean you

    那種走路記得

  • probably happen to one of the weld

    你想我明白我的意思你

  • a kind of fly to use them for stimulation

    可能發生在焊縫中的一個

  • I mean

    一種飛將其用於刺激

  • nothing they were eating in icing good

    我的意思是

  • was getting into say something blue

    什麼他們吃的時候在結冰好

  • something under the influence of no idea I have no idea

    是進入發言權藍色的東西

  • I have no idea anyway

    一些不知道的影響下,我也沒辦法

  • that any way home I got it was a pretty

    我不知道反正

  • f****** a sobriety mean 17 oz in a dog does

    那家什麼辦法得到它是一個相當

  • semen stain dose kinds of States to Sweden

    F ******清醒平均17盎司狗呢

  • to wash apples Betsy's death

    精液染色劑量種國家瑞典

  • gotta

    洗蘋果貝琪的死亡

  • gotta

  • yeah that's part of the lights

  • let's lot of fun deep for the people over

    耶那的燈光部分

  • still have fun indeeed

    讓我們很多樂趣深為人民過的

  • like people a world

    仍然有樂趣indeeed

  • most of the people haven't seen for a long time

    喜歡的人的世界

  • and wants to see for quite a while

    大多數人還沒有看到很長一段時間

  • was something

    並希望看到相當長一段時間

  • delete like to place

    是什麼

  • my brother in law after they cut oats they do music too

    刪除喜歡的地方

  • after that they got totally drunk

    我的姐夫後,他們削減他們做的音樂太燕麥

  • and regular people go over the steering wheel

    之後,他們得到了完全醉了

  • Marks

    和普通的人走了過來方向盤

  • as in the computer azan YouTube music

    商標

  • still you know

    如在電腦在手機上的YouTube音樂

  • wise enough to play usually what's the meaning

    還是你知道

  • of this anything anything goes

    足夠的智慧,平時玩什麼意思

  • Indiana

    這個東西怎麼都行

  • fixed it just our place looks like

    印地安那

  • to go to Mr Frank Garvey got the cleaning in the day

    固定它只是我們的地方看起來像

  • and the next day

    去弗蘭克先生加維得到了清潔的一天

  • hooray hooray for Filipino workers who didn't give us a bad

    和第二天

  • for this woman is basic the Werehog

    萬歲萬歲菲律賓工人誰沒有給我們一個不好的

  • over with the hanging out

    這個女人是基本的Werehog

  • like Jeffrey people that decided to decide to sleep over

    在與掛出

  • and they decide to leave much early

    像杰弗裡人們決定決定在睡覺

  • and in the end we were drinking as soon as a screening of Oakleys up

    他們決定離開早得多

  • and I was like okay

    並且在最後我們盡快飲用為奧克萊的篩分起來

  • well I know I'm paying your last

    我很喜歡沒事

  • pill of the month and I would have to pay you in Miami

    好,我知道我付你的最後

  • when does the stand in their own country

    每月的藥丸,我會支付你在邁阿密

  • you know

    什麼時候該擋在自己的國家

  • I would be to keep up the whole

    你知道

  • you know

     我會跟上整個

  • map it mean you know Margo does freedom over and you know

    你知道

  • everybody loves them

    映射它的意思是你知道馬戈不自由了,你知道

  • but still you know

    每個人都喜歡他們

  • the they are pretty infamous good

    但你仍然知道

  • for causing a huge mess

    對他們是相當不錯的臭名昭著

  • fortunately mean for sending out

    對於造成巨大的混亂

  • an abortion control

    幸好意味著送出

  • cool Cologne in the living room

    墮胎控制

  • then

    在客廳科隆降溫

  • the song home magic me follow me the way

    然後

  • to work themselves out

    曲家魔術我跟我的方式

  • to the rooftop

    給自己制定出

  • the beginning

    到天台

  • you remember how much 6300 review

    開始

  • haven't seen that

    你還記得6300多少回顧

  • well I said that

    還沒有看到,

  • you know

    好,我說,

  • it was basically a landmine field

    你知道

  • of that offer by herself

    它基本上是一個地雷場

  • so

    這一提議由她自己的

  • well

    所以

  • I would like to have the same job

  • after the happiest vagina have right now

    我想有相同的工作

  • but then you know

    後最開心的陰道現在所擁有的

  • suppose

    但你知道

  • one who are the judges they want to be

    假設

  • of the one to be except maybe is it going to

    一個誰是他們想成為法官

  • have a choice of the Lycans

    一個要除外,也許是它要

  • banished to being a sitting position

    有Lycans的選擇

  • that I saw the time

    放逐到作為一個坐姿

  • I mean you know

    我看到的時候

  • factory jobs

    我的意思是你知道

  • what sign new people who didn't play with working

    工廠工作

  • that would be cool

    什麼牌子的新人們誰沒有工作與玩

  • I wouldn't but

    那將是很酷

  • It's just my opinion

    我不會,但

  • for forgiveness from Stockton that would be cool

    這只是我的意見

  • I would never like to be a cleaner

    從斯托克頓寬恕那將是很酷

  • just may be like that can your boat NC

    我不會想成為一個更清潔

  • buy from that

    只可能是這樣可以你的船數控

  • makes me thinking about whole that stuff

    從購買

  • like

    讓我想整個的東西

  • see

    喜歡

  • destiny even

  • maybe like you know

    即使命運

  • if you are born into like a poor family

    也許像你知道

  • and you don't forget much is a caisson

    如果你出生就像一個貧窮的家庭

  • and like

    而且你別忘了多少是一個沉箱

  • does the point

    而像

  • imagine the situation when you stuck

    做點

  • in one

    想像一下這種情況,當你被困

  • point

    在一個

  • in your life and you don't really have any

  • possibilities of progressing

    在你的生活,你真的沒有任何

  • nothing was the night

    進展的可能性

  • I don't really know our cleaner that much

    什麼是夜

  • but you know she

    我真的不知道我們的清潔劑,多

  • I don't know Im just wondering

    但你知道她

  • but the headlights of a choice in her life

    我不知道我只是想知道

  • and she f*****

    但選擇在她的生活大燈

  • a dog that use Google Voice has right now and it's fine

    她f *****

  • or maybe she can for volume for family

    使用谷歌語音狗有現在和它的罰款

  • and she never really had

    也許她可以為音量家庭

  • is the possibility to go anywhere further

    她從來沒有真正有

  • so

    是的可能性,以進一步去任何地方

  • different situations

    所以

  • but what does human potential

    不同的情況

  • like

    但到底是什麼人的潛能

  • you know

    喜歡

  • the potentials to do something great for Humanity

    你知道

  • of course

    潛力做一些偉大的人類

  • I'm in it comes out what does

    當然

  • incineration define stylist like no known

    我在它出來做什麼

  • everywhere in the world

    焚燒定義一樣,沒有知名造型師

  • for being the genius scientist

    在世界各地

  • before he was born

    為是天才科學家

  • nobody can say like in OK businesses

    他出生之前,

  • in every kiss every newborn could look the same

    沒有人可以說像在確定企業

  • Nike stinky smelling

    在每一個吻每一個新生兒可能看起來是一樣的

  • like if you would become a genius

    耐克聞臭

  • innocent people do some people dont

    就像如果你想成為一個天才

  • and some people do spontaneously

    無辜的人做一些人們不

  • some people just like the smart guy

    有的人自發地做

  • guy for example you know

    有些人只是喜歡這個聰明的傢伙

  • the guy who invented Facebook

    小伙比如你知道

  • he's a

    是誰發明的Facebook的傢伙

  • he's not even 30 you know

    他是一個

  • and he just came out

    他甚至沒有30你知道

  • into this ideas

    他剛出來的時候

  • that like revolution like

    這個想法

  • communication system

    像革命一樣

  • if you use to

    通訊系統

  • I mean come on

    如果你用它來

  • right now I mean

    我的意思是來吧

  • everybody I mean

    現在我的意思是

  • everybody everybody in the civil life was like Facebook

    大家我的意思是

  • you know this guy

    大家每個人都在民間生活是像Facebook

  • came up with his idea

    你知道這傢伙

  • because he was in the movie 2

    提出了他的想法

  • of course pretty good movie

    因為他在電影2

  • sexy n 900 Soundtrack so

    當然相當不錯的電影

  • that some you look up for

    性感Ñ900原聲如此

  • listening to this day

    一些你仰望的

  • and well you know

    聽著這一天

  • he just came up with this idea you know

    和那麼你知道

  • social sync between students in his university

    他只是想出了這個主意你知道

  • and then you know

    學生在他的大學之間的社會同步

  • it just gets picked up

    然後你知道

  • and like you know

    它只是撿起

  • and listen to this is like

    而像你知道

  • that people have sex with Eve

    而聽這就像

  • realize

     人們不得不與夏娃做愛

  • whole idea that this is something that people have actually

    實現

  • wanted

    整個想法,這是人們反倒

  • like even if

    通緝

  • if they realize you know but they didn't they still like kind of

    就像即使

  • everybody use facebook these days

    如果他們知道你知道,但他們沒有,他們還是喜歡那種

  • so easy to communicate with your friends no matter where you are

    每個人都使用Facebook的這些日子

  • interacting with customers shaking like

    很容易與您的朋友進行溝通,無論您身在何處

  • can Formica rich family or something

    與客戶搖得像互動

  • and they like you know this

    可以豐富蟻族或東西

  • was no accident or not

    他們喜歡你知道這

  • he made up his mind himself

    沒有意外或不

  • just like you know

    他打定主意自己

  • purely by I don't know if it's an accident or not

    就像你知道的

  • but it just like one idea that changes everything

    純粹是我不知道這是否是意外或不

  • TAIPEI IS A CITY RICH WITH HISTORY AND TRADITION.

    但它就像一個想法,改變一切

  • AMONG THESE TRADITIONS ARE

    台北是一個市豐盛 歷史和傳統。

  • SEVERAL ANCIENT METHODS FOR MALE ENHANCEMENT.

    在這些傳統是

  • SO, I'M GOING TO SNAKE ALLEY,

    幾種古老的方法 男性增強。

  • WHERE THEY TRADE IN TRADITIONAL CHINESE MEDICINE.

    SO,我要去華西街,

  • TRY A LITTLE BIT OF SNAKE.

    在那裡他們貿易 中醫藥。

  • THERE'S BONES IN IT.

    TRY蛇一點點。

  • OW!

    那裡的骨頭在裡面。

  • MMM.

    嗷!

  • OH, TURTLES!

    MMM。

  • WHOA.

    OH,海龜!

  • LOOK AT THOSE DEAD TURTLE HEADS.

    哇。

  • GOD!

    看看那些死龜的頭。

  • [ LAUGHTER ]

    GOD!

  • THAT THING'S LIKE 13" LONG.

    [笑]

  • HERE WE GO.

    那東西就像13"長。

  • THAT'S NOT BAD.

    HERE WE GO。

  • THAT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD, YEAH.

    這不是壞事。

  • OKAY. DOWN THE HATCH.

    這實際上 還不錯,是的。

  • IT'S LIKE A CHERRY TOMATO FULL OF BALLS.

    還好。上下影線。

  • UGH.

    它就像一個櫻桃 番茄充滿了球。

  • I HAVE NO IDEA, DUDE.

    UGH。

  • [ CHUCKLES ]

    我不知道,伙計。

  • UGH.

    [笑]

  • AFTER EATING ROOSTER TESTICLES

    UGH。

  • IN SNAKE ALLEY, I NEED A DRINK.

    食味公雞睾丸後

  • I FOUND A BAR WHERE A LOCAL

    華西街,我需要喝一杯。

  • TAIWANESE GIRL WAS WILLING TO TALK TO ME ABOUT SIZE.

    我發現一個酒吧,一個局部

  • AH. SIZE?

    台灣女孩願意 給我談大小。

  • UH-HUH.

     AH。尺寸是多少?

  • OKAY.

     嗯。

  • THE SIZE.

     還好。

  • AH, WELL, I HAVE TO SAY, I'M A BIT SHY SOMETIMES.

     的大小。

  • YEAH. YEAH.

     啊,好,我不得不說, 我是一個有點害羞的時候。

  • DO, LIKE, A LOT OF AMERICAN GUYS, LIKE, HIT ON YOU?

     YEAH。 YEAH。

  • NO?

    DO,類似物,許多美國 老友一樣,HIT你嗎?

  • I FIND THAT INCREDIBLY HARD TO BELIEVE.

    NO?

  • NO, NO, NO.

    我發現令人難以置信 很難相信。

  • DO YOU THINK THEY'RE, LIKE, ATTRACTIVE?

     NO,NO,NO。

  • YOU DON'T?

     你覺得他們是, LIKE,有吸引力?

  • YOU DON'T THINK AMERICAN MEN ARE ATTRACTIVE?

    你不這樣做?

  • DAMN IT!

    你不認為AMERICAN 男人都是有吸引力?

  • WHO DO YOU FIND THE MOST ATTRACTIVE?

    該死的!

  • LIKE, WHAT KIND OF GUYS?

    誰做你找到 最有吸引力?

  • LIKE, ASIAN GUYS OR...?

    喜歡,有什麼傢伙樣的?

  • I PREFER BLACK GUYS.

    LIKE,亞洲GUYS還是...?

  • YOU PREFER BLACK GUYS?

     我喜歡黑人球員。

  • YEAH.

     你喜歡黑人球員?

  • DO YOU LIKE THE BIGGER PENIS?

     YEAH。

  • IS THAT...?

     你喜歡更大的陰莖?

  • NO.

    是......?

  • FIRST OF ALL, YOU HAVE TO LIKE THIS PERSON.

     NO。

  • RIGHT, RIGHT.

    首先,你必須 喜歡這個人。

  • THEN YOU WILL SEE HIS PENIS,

     對,對。

  • AND IT'S SOMETHING LIKE A GIFT.

     然後你會看到他的陰莖,

  • IT'S LIKE A GIFT.

    它的東西喜歡的禮物。

  • YEAH, YOU OPEN YOUR GIFTS,

     它就像一個禮物。

  • AND SOMETIMES IT'S "OOH!" AND SOMETIMES "AH."

     是啊,你打開你的禮物,

  • [ LAUGHS ]

    有時它的"戶外"! 有時"啊。"

  • BUT YOU STILL HAVE TO PRETEND THAT IT'S, "WOW!"

     [笑]

  • RIGHT, RIGHT.

     但你還是要 假裝IT'S,"哇!"

  • YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

     對,對。

  • DID YOU KNOW THAT A 500-POUND

     YEAH,YEAH,YEAH,YEAH。

  • SILVERBACK GORILLA HAS A 3-CENTIMETER PENIS, WHEREAS

     您是否知道,一個500磅

  • HUMANS HAVE A 13-CENTIMETER PENIS?

    SILVERBACK大猩猩有 3厘米長的陰莖,而

  • [ SLOOP! ]

    人類有 13-CENTIMETER的陰莖?

  • THIS IS DUE TO A PHENOMENON SCIENTISTS CALL SEXUAL

    [單桅帆船! ]

  • SELECTION.

    這是由於這種現象 科學家稱之為有性

  • HUMAN FEMALES TEND TO PREFER MATES WITH BIGGER PENISES.

    選擇。

  • SO, OVER TIME, THE HUMAN PENIS

    人類女性傾向於選擇 與隊友BIGGER陰莖。

  • HAS EVOLVED TO A SIZE WAY BIGGER THAN NECESSARY.

    SO,隨著時間推移,人類陰莖

  • [ DING! ]

    已經發展到一個尺寸路徑 大於必要的。

  • AND THAT'S MY PROBLEM -- NO

    [丁! ]

  • WOMAN WILL EVER CHOOSE ME OVER A

    這是我的問題 - NO

  • GUY WITH A BIGGER DICK.

    女人永遠不會選擇我了一個

  • IT'S HUMAN NATURE.

    的傢伙,一個更大的傢伙。

  • SO, TODAY I'M MORE DETERMINED

    是人的天性。

  • THAN EVER TO FIND A CURE FOR MY PROBLEM.

    所以,今天我更加堅定

  • I THINK THIS IS IT.

    比以往任何時候查找 治愈我的問題。

  • THIS IS MASTER TU'S STUDIO.

    我認為這是IT。

  • HI. MASTER TU?

    這是一種主恩的工作室。

  • YEAH.

    嗨。主恩?

  • YEAH. I'M PATRICK.

     YEAH。

  • HI. HOW ARE YOU?

     YEAH。我是帕特里克。

  • THANK YOU.

     嗨。 HOW ARE YOU?

  • THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR MEETING WITH ME.

     謝謝。

  • WHAT EXACTLY IS IT THAT YOU GUYS PRACTICE HERE?

    謝謝你這麼多的 會見我。

  • AND WHAT ARE THE BENEFITS THAT

    到底是什麼動議 你們實務這裡?

  • SOMEONE CAN GET FROM DOING THESE THINGS?

    ?有什麼好處,

  • MASTER TU LEARNED THE ANCIENT

    某人可以從 做這些事情?

  • METHOD OF PENIS WEIGHT HANGING

    主恩學到的古

  • THROUGH HIS FATHER'S TEACHINGS.

    方法陰莖吊重

  • BY LIFTING WEIGHTS WITH YOUR

    通過他的父親的教誨。

  • PENIS, YOU INCREASE YOUR BODY'S

    BY舉重與您

  • NATURAL ENERGY AND PENIS LENGTH.

    陰莖,你增加你身體的

  • SO, IT ACTUALLY DOES INCREASE YOUR SIZE?

    自然能源和陰莖長度。

  • SO, IF I WERE TO TRY IT FOR MY

    因此,它實際上做 增加你的尺寸是多少?

  • FIRST TIME, IT WOULD BE JUST VERY SMALL AMOUNT.

    所以,如果我要嘗試它為我

  • LIKE THIS. THIS SIZE?

    第一次,這將是 JUST極少量。

  • THAT'S -- THIS IS PRETTY --

    像這樣。這個尺寸?

  • MASTER TU IS GONNA START ME OUT

    THAT'S - 這是相當 -

  • WITH A 5-POUND LIFT, BUT FIRST I

    主恩就開始和我出去

  • NEED TO WARM UP MY CHI.

    用5磅重的升降機,但首先我

  • SO, MASTER TU AND HIS ASSISTANT

    需要溫暖了我遲。

  • TAKE ME THROUGH THE PROCESS.

    SO,主恩和他的助手

  • RUB. RUB. RUB.

    TAKE ME經歷的過程。

  • RUB? RUB?

     RUB。 RUB。 RUB。

  • NOW I SLAP IT?

     RUB? RUB?

  • [ SPEAKING CHINESE ]

    現在,我打它?

  • [ SPEAKING CHINESE ]

     [講中文]

  • HOW I SHOULD TIE IT?

     [講中文]

  • OKAY.

     我應該怎麼配合它?

  • OKAY!

    還好。

  • [ Chuckling ] YEAH.

    好呀!

  • OH, MAN.

    [笑著]是啊。

  • OH, MAN.

    哦,天啊。

  • [ EXHALES SHARPLY ]

    哦,天啊。

  • [ BREATHING DEEPLY ]

    [呼氣大幅]

  • STAND. STAND.

    [深呼吸]

  • ALL THE WAY UP?

     STAND。 STAND。

  • [ SPEAKING CHINESE ]

     一路攀升?

  • SWING?

     [講中文]

  • ROCK A LITTLE BIT.

     SWING?

  • [ EXHALES SHARPLY ]

     ROCK一點點。

  • I'M CRAZY.

     [呼氣大幅]

  • I AM CRAZY.

    我瘋了。

  • HOW'S IT FEEL?

    我瘋了。

  • FEELS ALL RIGHT.

     怎麼是什麼感覺?

  • [ BREATHING DEEPLY ]

     感覺是對的。

  • THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING.

    [深呼吸]

  • THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING.

    這實際上是發生了。

  • [ BREATHING DEEPLY ]

    這一切真的發生。

  • [ SPEAKING CHINESE ]

    [深呼吸]

  • YEAH. YEAH.

     [講中文]

  • [ EXHALES SHARPLY ]

     YEAH。 YEAH。

  • AH.

    [呼氣大幅]

  • [ SPEAKING CHINESE ]

    AH。

  • HE SAID, OKAY, BESIDES, THE

     [講中文]

  • PAIN DOWN THERE, DO YOU FEEL

     他說,還好,此外,

  • LIKE YOUR WHOLE BODY'S BEEN RE-INVIGORATED?

    痛那裡,你覺得

  • I FEEL LIKE VERY LIGHT, LIKE

    LIKE你的整個身體的 被重新盤活?

  • VERY, UH -- ALSO VERY SWEATY.

     我感覺非常輕,像

  • [ SPEAKING CHINESE ]

    非常,UH - 也很多汗。

  • HE SAID THAT'S THE HORMONES KICKING IN.

     [講中文]

  • THAT'S THE HORMONES KICKING IN?

     他說,這就是 激素正式啟動。

  • I CAN FEEL IT WORKING.

     這就是 激素正式啟動?

  • THEY'RE ABOUT READY.

    我能感覺到它的工作。

  • [ CONVERSING IN CHINESE ]

     他們正要準備。

  • HOW MUCH IS THIS?

    [交談中國]

  • THAT'S 20 KILOGRAMS.

     這個多少錢?

  • SO, IT'S CLOSE TO 350.

     THAT'S 20公斤。

  • CLOSE TO 350 POUNDS.

    SO,它接近350。

  • [ CONVERSING IN CHINESE ]

     關閉到350磅。

  • [ APPLAUSE ]

    [交談中國]

  • THAT'S -- THAT IS AMAZING.

    [掌聲]

  • THAT -- [ SPEAKING CHINESE ]

    THAT'S - 這是驚人的。

  • THAT IS AMAZING.

    動議 - [講中文]

  • WOW.

     這是驚人的。

  • [ SPEAKING CHINESE ]

    哇。

  • THIS GUY HAS GOT TO BE HUGE.

     [講中文]

  • WHILE WEIGHT-HANGING SEEMED PROMISING, THAT GUY'S JUNK

     這傢伙一定是巨大的。

  • DIDN'T LOOK TOO GREAT, AND MINE

    而對體重掛似乎 有希望的,那傢伙的垃圾

  • KIND OF FEELS LIKE A PAIR OF OLD SHOELACES.

    沒看太偉大了,礦

  • WHOA!

    形式的感覺就像一個 一雙舊鞋帶。

  • HEY, FUCKER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

    哇!

  • DON'T... BUT THERE'S STILL HOPE.

    嘿,FUCKER,你在幹什麼?

  • WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO THE LAST COUNTRY ON OUR JOURNEY.

    請勿...但還是有希望。

  • PAPUA NEW GUINEA IS ONE OF THE

    真心對我們的方式到最後 國家旅程。

  • MOST REMOTE COUNTRIES IN THE WORLD.

    巴布亞新幾內亞之一

  • SEVERAL OF THE TRIBES HERE HAVE

    最偏遠的國家 在世界上。

  • TRADITIONAL VIRILITY RITUALS

    幾個部落這邊有

  • HANDED DOWN FROM PRE-COLONIAL TIMES.

    傳統壯陽RITUALS

  • OUR GUIDE IS PROFESSOR GIL HERDT, THE

    傳世 在前殖民時期。

  • FOREMOST ANTHROPOLOGIST WORKING IN THE COUNTRY.

    我們的導遊是一名教授 GIL HERDT,本

  • THERE'S SO MANY DIFFERENT

    首要的人類學家 任職於國家。

  • WAYS IN WHICH THE PENIS REPRESENTS POWER... YEAH.

     有這麼多不同

  • ...REPRESENTS DOMINATION, REPRESENTS...

    方法,使陰莖 代表權力...是啊。

  • MASCULINITY.

     ,聲明... 統治,代表著...

  • ...MASCULINITY.

     陽剛之氣。

  • SAMBIA WILL TELL THE STORY --

     ...陽剛之氣。

  • THIS IS THE TRIBE THAT I WORK WITH IN NEW GUINEA.

     桑比亞會講故事 -

  • MM-HMM.

    這是TRIBE我 工作,在新幾內亞。

  • AND I KNEW A LOT OF WARRIORS

     MM-HMM模型。

  • WHO REALLY HAD KILLED, WHO REALLY HAD LED BATTLES.

     我知道勇士了很多

  • THEY WOULD SAY THAT, WHEN CHARGING INTO BATTLE, THE

    究竟誰殺害了,世衛組織 真的有LED戰役。

  • WARRIOR WHO WAS USUALLY THE WAR

    他們會說,當 直闖戰鬥中,

  • LEADER, WOULD HAVE AN ERECTION... HMM.

    戰士他通常THE WAR

  • ...WHICH SYMBOLIZED HIS

    領導者,將有勃起...  HMM模型。

  • ABILITY TO WIN OVER ON HIS ENEMY.

     ......這代表了他的

  • AND IF YOU REALLY WANTED TO GET

    有能力贏 OVER開他的敵人。

  • THE LIFE ESSENCE OF A GUY... MM-HMM.

    如果你真的想要得到

  • ...AFTER YOU ATTACKED HIM AND

    一間傢伙生命精華...  MM-HMM模型。

  • HE WAS DYING AND HE WAS HAVING

     ...後,你攻擊他,

  • SPASMS IN HIS BODY AND HE HAD AN

    他是死亡,他有

  • ERECTION, YOU TRIED TO GET THE SEMEN.

    在他的身體痙攣,他有一個

  • AND IF YOU COULD TAKE THAT INTO

    勃起,你試過 為了得到精液。

  • YOUR BODY, YOU GOT HIS POWER.

    如果你能TAKE THAT INTO

  • AND THE NOTION WAS NOT FOCUSED

    你身上,你得到了他的動力。

  • ON THE SIZE OF YOUR PENIS.

    與這一概念的不集中

  • AS FAR AS I KNOW, THAT DIDN'T REALLY HAPPEN.

    對你的陰莖的大小。

  • BUT IT APPEARS TO BE COMING UP NOW.

    據我知道, 並沒有真正發生。

  • I MEAN, IF YOU GO -- IN A

    但它似乎 BE上來了。

  • SOCIETY WHERE YOU, YOU KNOW, HUNDREDS AND MAYBE EVEN

     我的意思是,如果你去 - 在一個

  • THOUSANDS OF YEARS THINKING THAT

    社會裡,你,你知道, 數百,甚至

  • IT'S NOT IMPORTANT, HOW DO THESE

    年十萬以為

  • IDEAS, THESE SEEDS, GET PLANTED

    這並不重要,如何做這些

  • IN THE MEN'S HEAD AND THEN IN THE WOMEN'S HEAD, TOO?

    IDEAS,這些種子,得到種植

  • HANDHELD CELLPHONES AND

    在男裝部主管,並 在女子的頭,也?

  • SEEING PORN STORES WITH BIG DICKS.

     手持式手機和

  • MM-HMM.

    SEEING色情百貨 與大偵探。

  • THESE GUYS SORT OF TALKING

     MM-HMM模型。

  • ABOUT THESE PENIS IMPLANTS,

     這些傢伙有點TALKING

  • PUTTING THINGS IN THEIR PENIS.

    這些陰莖植入物,

  • AT FIRST, I DIDN'T QUITE BELIEVE

    把東西放進他們的陰莖。

  • IT, AND THEN, THE MORE THEY

    起初,我並不太相信

  • TALKED ABOUT IT, I THOUGHT --

    它,然後,他們越

  • AND THEN I SAW SOME PHOTOS.

    談到這一點,我認為 -

  • MM-HMM.

    然後,我看到了一些照片。

  • AND SO I SAID TO THEM, "WHERE'S THIS COMING FROM?"

     MM-HMM模型。

  • AND THIS IS WHAT I DIDN'T BELIEVE UNTIL THEY TOLD ME.

     所以我對他們說, "哪裡是這個未來的?"

  • THEY SAID, "IT'S BECAUSE OUR

    這就是我不 相信,直到他們告訴我。

  • GIRLFRIENDS SAY WE'RE TOO SMALL.

    他們說,"這是因為我們的

  • AND I SAID, "YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING."

    女友說我們太小了。

  • SO, NOW WE'RE DRIVING OUT TO A REMOTE BUSH REGION.

    我說,"你 一定是在開玩笑。"

  • WE WILL MEET A TRIBE WHOSE

     所以,現在我們正在駛出 到遠程BUSH地區。

  • TRADITIONS DATE BACK MANY CENTURIES.

    我們會遇到一個部落誰的

  • HELLO. HOW ARE YOU? HI!

    TRADITIONS追溯到 許多世紀。

  • YOU'RE FRIENDLY.

    HELLO。 HOW ARE YOU?您好!

  • HEY, BUDDY.

    你的友好。

  • THE VILLAGE SPANS ACROSS SEVERAL HUNDRED ACRES.

    嘿,哥們。

  • UPON ENTERING, WE ARE MET WITH

    THE VILLAGE跨越 數三百多畝。

  • THE TRADITIONAL TRIBAL GREETING.

    一旦進入,我們正與MET

  • THIS IS THEIR EQUIVALENT TO A HANDSHAKE.

    的傳統部落的問候。

  • [ CHANTING IN NATIVE LANGUAGE ]

    這是他們的等效 TO握手。

  • PAT, CAN YOU DO THAT?

     [念經 NATIVE LANGUAGE]

  • CAN I DO THAT?

     PAT,你能做到嗎?

  • CAN I MAKE FIRE?

     我能做到嗎?

  • READY? WATCH THIS.

    我可以做火?

  • AH!

    準備好了嗎?看這個。

  • AH! CHEATING.

     啊!

  • EH.

     啊!作弊。

  • IT'S NOT NEARLY AS IMPRESSIVE.

    EH。

  • THE TRIBE HAS BEEN VERY WELCOMING.

    它不是幾乎一樣令人印象深刻。

  • GIL TELLS THEM OF MY PROBLEM,

    本族人一直以來都 非常歡迎。

  • AND THEY INTRODUCE ME TO THEIR WITCHDOCTOR.

    大聲告訴他們我的問題,

  • HE PREPARES A RITUAL AND PLEADS WITH THE GODS.

    並且他們介紹我 他們的巫醫。

  • [ SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE ]

    他準備一個儀式和 懇求眾神。

  • [ WHOOPING ]

     [發言紅藍]

  • IT SEEMS THAT THIS RITUAL IS

    [百日咳]

  • MORE SPIRITUAL THAN PHYSICAL.

     似乎這個儀式是

  • APPARENTLY, MOST TRIBES CARE FAR

    更精神比物質。

  • MORE ABOUT FERTILITY THAN SIZE.

    顯然,科技部TRIBES CARE FAR

  • BUT THERE'S STILL A TRIBE THAT

    更多關於生育率比大小。

  • MAY HAVE THE SOLUTION I'M LOOKING FOR.

    但還是有一個部落

  • WE MEET UP WITH THE SAMBIA PEOPLE.

    可能有解決方案 我在尋找。

  • THESE ARE GIL'S FRIENDS FOR

    我們碰見 桑比亞民。

  • SEVERAL DECADES, AND THEY CLAIM

    這些都是Gil的朋友

  • THAT ENLARGEMENTS ARE COMMON IN THIS REGION.

    幾十年來,與他們聲稱

  • WHEN HE WAS A BOY, HE FELL DOWN FROM A TREE.

    動議放大ARE 常見於這一地區。

  • HE WAS ABOUT 5.

     當他還是個男孩,他 倒頭從樹上。

  • 5 YEARS OLD.

    他正要5。

  • AND HE FELL ON HIS SCROTUM

     5歲。

  • AND SPLICED HIS SCROTUM OPEN.

     倒在他的陰囊

  • AND THEY'RE ALL LAUGHING AND LAUGHING AND LAUGHING.

    和拼接他的陰囊打開。

  • AND I WAS THE MEDICAL ASSISTANT

    而且他們都笑了 和笑和笑。

  • TO THIS AREA AT THE TIME.

    而我是醫療助理

  • SO, I SLUNG HIM UP OVER MY

    到這個區域的時候。

  • SHOULDER, AND I CARRIED HIM DOWN THE MOUNTAIN.

    所以,我挎著他,在我

  • AND I HAD BLOOD ALL OVER MY BODY, FROM YOUR BALLS.

    肩膀,我抱著 他下山。

  • WOW.

    和我有血流了 我的身體,從你的球。

  • [ LAUGHTER ]

     哇。

  • RIGHT. THAT'S MY STORY.

    [笑]

  • THE SAMBIA PEOPLE WELCOME ME TO THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD.

     右。這是我的故事。

  • AND THEN DO THIS.

    本桑比亞人民歡迎 我到他們的鄰里。

  • BAM!

     然後執行此。

  • [ LAUGHTER ]

    BAM!

  • THEN WE HEAD TO THE MARKET TO

    [笑]

  • SEEK OUT ENLARGEMENT PROSPECTS.

    隨後前往市場

  • [ CONVERSING IN NATIVE LANGUAGE ]

    尋求擴大前景。

  • YOU EXPLAIN TO HIM.

    [在交談 NATIVE LANGUAGE]

  • AM PATRICK.

     你向他解釋。

  • YOU CAN TALK SAMBIA ON PATRICK.

    上午PATRICK。

  • THIS IS THE NUMBER YOU WANT.

    你可以談桑比亞帕特里克。

  • OH, FOR THE -- YES.

     這是你想要的數量。

  • REALLY?

     哦,對於 - 是。

  • EXTEND.

     真的嗎?

  • FOR THE BIG -- YEAH, THE --

     伸展。

  • AND WHEN YOU DO THE PROCEDURE,

     為大 - 是的, -

  • THE NEEDLE -- HOW MANY TIMES DO

    而當你做的程序,

  • YOU PUT IT -- DO YOU PUT IT IN

    機針 - 多少次,

  • ONCE, PUT ALL THE OIL IN, OR DO

    你把它 - 你把它放在

  • YOU HAVE TO GO INTO DIFFERENT AREAS OF THE PENIS?

    一次,把所有的油,或DO

  • I DON'T LIKE NEEDLES, SO... 10 SHOTS.

    你必須去到不同的 陰莖的領域?

  • 10 SHOTS.

    我不喜歡針,所以...  10張。

  • THAT'S 50 MILS.

     10張。

  • 50 MILS, 10 SHOTS.

     THAT'S 50密耳。

  • ONE 5 MILLILITER, 10, 15, 20,

     50密耳,10次出手。

  • 25, 30, 35, 40, 45, 50, TWO IN THE MIDDLE.

     ONE 5毫升,10,15,20,

  • FROM THE MEN THAT YOU'VE

    25,30,35,40,45,50, 兩個在中間。

  • DONE, DOES IT APPEAR TO BE A

     從你男人

  • PAINFUL PROCEDURE, OR IS IT FAIRLY PAINLESS?

    DONE,它似乎是一個

  • AND IT'S SAFE.

    痛苦的過程,或 就是它相當容易?

  • IT'S A SAFE PROCEDURE.

    而且它是安全的。

  • AND IT'S NOT SORE OR...?

    這是一個安全程序。

  • AND IT DOESN'T, LIKE, LEAK OR ANYTHING?

    並且它不是疼痛或...?

  • NO. NO.

    它不一樣, 洩漏或什麼嗎?

  • OKAY.

     NO。 NO。

  • WERE YOU NERVOUS WHEN YOU...?

     還好。

  • MM-HMM.

    是你緊張的時候可以嗎..?

  • JUST A LITTLE BIT OF BLOOD?

    MM-HMM模型。

  • CAN YOU PUT IT IN THE SYRINGE

    血只是一點點?

  • JUST SO I CAN SEE HOW MUCH?

    CAN你把它放在注射器

  • AND THAT'S -- SO, 10 OF THOSE?

    只是讓我可以看到有多少?

  • YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO IT IF

    AND THAT'S - 所以,10那些?

  • YOU DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE, MAN.

     你不必這樣做,如果

  • IT'S... [ SIGHS ]

    你不覺得舒服,城域網。

  • OKAY.

     IT'S ... [嘆氣]

  • SO, HOW -- SHOULD I STAND -- STAND UP?

    還好。

  • I'M SO SCARED RIGHT NOW.

    那麼,如何 - 我應該 STAND - 站起來嗎?

  • OHH.

    我好害怕,現在。

  • OKAY, UH... OKAY. OKAY.

    OHH。

  • OKAY.

    好吧,呃...還行。還好。

  • YEAH. YEAH. YEAH.

    還好。

  • AH, OKAY. HANG ON.

    YEAH。 YEAH。 YEAH。

  • [ SIGHS ]

    啊,好吧。堅持下去。

  • MNH. I FEEL A LITTLE... I FEEL A LITTLE...

    [嘆氣]

  • GO GET SOME FRESH AIR.

    MNH。我覺得有點... 我覺得有點...

  • OKAY. HANG ON.

     GO散散心。

  • JUST ONE -- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

     還好。堅持下去。

  • OKAY. YEAH. OKAY.

    JUST ONE - 啊,是啊,是啊。

  • [ CLEARS THROAT ]

    還好。 YEAH。還好。

  • [ EXHALES SHARPLY ]

    [清喉]

  • DEFINITELY... DUDE, WOULD YOU DO THIS?

    [呼氣大幅]

  • SHOULD I DO THIS?

    DEFINITELY ...老兄, 你會怎麼做?

  • IS THIS FUCKING CRAZY?

    我應該這樣做?

  • I'M AFRAID TO EAT THE FUCKING FOOD HERE.

    這是他媽的瘋了嗎?

  • I'M NOT GONNA LET THAT GUY STICK A NEEDLE IN MY PENIS.

    我怕吃 他媽的這裡的食物。

  • I'M NOT DOING IT.

    我不會讓這種風範 把針在我的陰莖。

  • JUST GIVE HIM THE MONEY AND TELL

    我沒有這樣做。

  • HIM THAT I CAN'T DO IT.

    只要給他錢,並告訴

  • DON'T WORRY.

    他說,我不能這樣做。

  • OKAY. OKAY.

     不要擔心。

  • I FEEL LIKE...

     還好。還好。

  • WHEN I WAS STARING DOWN AT THAT

    我覺得像...

  • NEEDLE, I REALIZED JUST HOW

    當我盯著那個

  • DESPERATELY I WANT THIS ENLARGEMENT.

    針,我意識到是多麼

  • THIS IS SOMETHING I HAVE TO DO.

    拼命I WANT 這種擴大。

  • BUT I HAVE TO DO IT A SMART WAY, A SAFE WAY.

    這是我必須做的。

  • SO, I'M HEADED BACK TO KOREA.

    但我必須這樣做一 聰明的辦法,以安全的方式。

  • APPARENTLY, IT'S THE

    所以,我趕回韓國。

  • PLASTIC-SURGERY CAPITAL OF THE WORLD.

    很顯然,這是

  • [ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]

    塑膠手術 資本天下。

  • SO, NOT ONLY DOES KOREA HAVE THE

    [ROCK音樂響起]

  • SMALLEST PENISES IN THE WORLD.

    SO,不僅韓國有

  • THEY ALSO HAVE THE MOST PLASTIC SURGERY THAT GOES DOWN.

    在世界上最小的陰莖。

  • SO, WE'VE COME TO THIS AREA.

    他們也有大多數塑料 手術,停機。

  • THIS PARTICULAR DISTRICT HAS THE

    因此,我們已經來到這個區域。

  • MOST PLASTIC-SURGERY CENTERS IN ALL THE WORLD.

    這種特殊的新區的

  • I GOT SECOND THOUGHTS ABOUT

    大多數整形外科手術 中心在所有的世界。

  • THINKING TWICE TONIGHT

       我得到了第二個想法關於

  • THAT'S WHAT WE'RE HOPING.

    三思而後行今晚

  • HOLY GRAIL.

     這就是我們希望。

  • HI.

    聖杯。

  • I'M HERE TO SEE DR. LEE.

    嗨。

  • YEAH.

    我是來拜訪的DR。李。

  • DON'T WORRY.

    YEAH。

  • OKAY.

     不要擔心。

  • [ LAUGHS ]

     還好。

  • RIGHT, RIGHT.

     [笑]

  • MM-HMM.

     對,對。

  • YEAH. MM-HMM. MM-HMM.

    MM-HMM模型。

  • [ SPEAKING KOREAN ]

    YEAH。 MM-HMM模型。 MM-HMM模型。

  • DR. LEE EXPLAINS THAT HIS

     [SPEAKING韓國]

  • SURGERY IS DONE IN TWO WAYS.

     DR。李解釋說,他

  • ONE IS BY HARVESTING A SECTION

    手術是DONE兩種方式。

  • OF SKIN AND FAT FROM A DEAD BODY

    其一是通過收割節

  • AND ELONGATING THE PENIS WITH THE EXTRA FLESH.

    皮膚和脂肪從一具屍體

  • THE OTHER AND MORE POPULAR

    和長形陰莖 與額外的肉。

  • PROCEDURE INVOLVES HARVESTING

    中其他及更受歡迎

  • FAT FROM THE PATIENT'S ABDOMEN

    過程涉及收穫

  • AND INSERTING IT UNDER THE SKIN

    脂肪在患者的腹部

  • OF THE PENIS SHAFT, THUS ADDING

    並將其插入皮膚下

  • SEVERAL CENTIMETERS OF GIRTH AND

    陰莖幹的,從而增加

  • A VERY NATURAL APPEARANCE.

    圍長幾厘米

  • DR. LEE INVENTED THIS PROCEDURE,

    一個很自然的外觀。

  • AND IT'S BECOME THE INDUSTRY STANDARD.

    DR。李發明此過程中,

  • IT'S CONSIDERED TO BE VERY SAFE AND EFFECTIVE.

    而且它成為 行業標準。

  • DR. LEE INVITES ME TO MEET ONE OF HIS CURRENT PATIENTS.

    它被認為是 非常安全和有效。

  • [ LAUGHS ]

    DR。李邀請我MEET 他的一個電流的患者。

  • HI. HI.

     [笑]

  • GOOD MORNING.

     嗨。嗨。

  • GOOD MORNING. GOOD MORNING.

     早上好!

  • [ SPEAKING KOREAN ]

     早上好!早上好!

  • [ CHUCKLES ]

     [SPEAKING韓國]

  • MM-HMM, MM-HMM.

     [笑]

  • OKAY. OH, YEAH.

    MM-HMM模型,MM-HMM模型。

  • YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. WOW.

    還好。哦,是的。

  • [ LAUGHS ]

    YEAH,YEAH,YEAH。哇。

  • YEAH, YEAH. THANK YOU.

     [笑]

  • THANK YOU.

     啊,是啊。謝謝。

  • I MEAN, IT WAS PRETTY BIG.

    謝謝。

  • I MEAN, IF HE WAS REALLY SMALL

    我是說,這是相當大的。

  • ENOUGH TO COME IN AND CONSIDER

    我的意思是,如果他真的很小

  • HAVING THIS PROCEDURE DONE --

    足以進來,考慮

  • I MEAN, WHAT I SAW WAS, YOU

    有了這個程序做了 -

  • KNOW, PRETTY GIRTHY-LOOKING.

    我的意思是,我看到的是,你

  • [ PHONE LINE RINGING ]

    眾所周知,PRETTY GIRTHY好看。

  • YES?

    [電話線振鈴]

  • WHAT UP, MAN? IT'S PAT.

     是嗎?

  • UH, NOTHING, DUDE.

     怎麼了,伙計? IT'S PAT。

  • I WENT AND MET THIS DOCTOR, THE,

    UH,什麼都沒有,DUDE。

  • LIKE, PENIS-ENLARGEMENT GUY.

    我去了,遇到了這個醫生,,

  • HE'S LIKE THE MOST FAMOUS PENIS

    LIKE,陰莖增大的傢伙。

  • DOCTOR IN THE WORLD, AND HE LIKE

    他就像最有名的陰莖

  • DEVELOPED THIS PROCEDURE.

    醫生在這個世界,他像

  • HE DID IT.

    開發的這個程序。

  • IT'S HIS -- LIKE, FROM HIS BRAIN, HE MADE IT UP.

    他做到了。

  • [ CHANTING IN NATIVE LANGUAGE ]

    這是他的 - 像,從他 腦,他做不起來。

  • I FEEL LIKE IF MAYBE I CAN

     [念經 NATIVE LANGUAGE]

  • SEE HOW THE PROCEDURE IS DONE,

     我覺得如果也許我可以

  • IT'LL KIND OF SETTLE MY FEARS A

    怎麼看程序完成後,

  • LITTLE BIT, YOU KNOW, IF I KNOW

    它會形式的結算價我卻怕

  • WHAT, YOU KNOW, I'M ACTUALLY GETTING MY DICK INTO.

    點點,你知道,如果我知道

  • BUT, I MEAN, HE SAID IT'S

    啥,你知道,我其實 讓我的迪克走進。

  • LIKE -- YOU KNOW, THERE'S LITERALLY NO PAIN.

    但是,我是說,他說這是

  • YOU RECOVER IN LIKE A DAY.

    LIKE - 你知道,有 LITERALLY沒有痛苦。

  • SO, I MEAN, IT CAN'T BE THAT BAD.

    你收回如一日。

  • HAVE YOU SEE BEFORE -- OPERATION?

    所以,我的意思是, 不能說不好。

  • MNH-MNH.

     HAVE YOU SEE 前 - 操作?

  • NO?

     MNH-MNH。

  • MNH-MNH.

     NO?

  • FIRST TIME?

     MNH-MNH。

  • MM-HMM.

     第一次?

  • FOR THE EXPERIENCE?

     MM-HMM模型。

  • MNH-MNH.

     為了體驗?

  • [ VOMITS ]

     MNH-MNH。

  • [ COUGHING ]

    [嘔吐]

  • DUDE, HERE. HERE.

     [咳嗽]

  • [ SNIFFS ]

     好傢伙,這裡。這裡。

  • [ CHUCKLES ]

     [嗅著]

  • NO. NO WAY.

    [笑]

  • YOU EVER HAVE ONE OF THOSE MOMENTS WHERE YOU JUST STEP

    NO。沒辦法。

  • OUTSIDE YOURSELF AND KIND OF

    你曾經有那些ONE MOMENTS,你只STEP

  • TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT YOU'RE DOING

    外自己和形式的

  • AND REALIZE THAT YOU'RE JUST NOT

    看看你在做什麼

  • BEING YOURSELF ANYMORE?

    並意識到你只是不

  • AND HONESTLY, I DON'T REALLY

    做自己了嗎?

  • KNOW WHAT I'M DOING HERE ANYMORE.

    和誠實,我真的不

  • I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S ABOUT.

    知道我在做什麼 在這裡了。

  • EVERYTHING WE DO ISN'T WORKING.

    我不明白 什麼它是關於。

  • I'M MAKING A COMPLETE FOOL OF

    我們所做的一切不工作。

  • MYSELF IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD.

    我正在做一個完整的傻瓜

  • WHO'S GONNA WANT TO BE WITH ME AFTER SEEING THIS FILM?

    自己在前面 整個世界。

  • I LOOK LIKE AN INSECURE,

    WHO'S GONNA WANT TO BE WITH ME在看到這部電影嗎?

  • NARCISSISTIC FREAK WITH A TINY DICK.

    我看起來像一個沒有安全感,

  • IT'S YOUR MOVIE!

    自戀FREAK 一個微小的傢伙。

  • YEAH, IF YOU DIDN'T SEE THIS

     這是你的電影!

  • COMING FROM A MILE AWAY, THEN YOU'RE OBLIVIOUS, MAN.

     是的,如果你沒有看到這個

  • HEY, PATTY.

    我來自一英里遠, 那麼你很健忘,城域網。

  • HOW ARE YOU DOING?

     嘿,PATTY。

  • UM... I'VE BEEN HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS

    你怎麼樣?

  • ABOUT THE FILM.

     嗯......我一直有別的想法

  • IT'S JUST A LITTLE INTENSE.

    關於影片。

  • SO, I TOLD EVERYBODY THAT I'M DONE.

    這只是一個小激烈。

  • YOU'RE ASKING A QUESTION OF

    所以,我跟大家說 我受夠了。

  • MALE IDENTITY THAT IS BEYOND JUST YOU.

     你問的問題

  • IT'S A BIG QUESTION.

    男性身份動議 超越只是你。

  • SO I UNDERSTAND IT WOULD BE

    這是一個大問題。

  • CONFUSING AT A CERTAIN POINT.

    所以我理解這將是

  • BUT I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY

    混亂在某一點。

  • YOU WOULD GET THIS FAR AND THEN QUIT.

    但我還是不明白為什麼

  • I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.

    您將獲得本 遠,然後退出。

  • IT'S HARDER THAN I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE, I GUESS.

     我不知道我在做什麼。

  • IT'S ALL HARD, PATTY, YOU KNOW?

    這是很難比我想像 這是要去,我猜。

  • I DON'T WANT TO BRING UP THE OLD

     這一切都硬, PATTY,你知道嗎?

  • HISTORY, BUT YOU WALKED OUT OF TWO S.A.T.s.

    我不希望把了舊

  • YOU WANTED TO QUIT BASKETBALL.

    歷史,但你走 出了兩個S.A.T.s.

  • DID YOU QUIT? I CAN'T REMEMBER.

    你想退出籃球。

  • YOU DID.

    您是否退出?我不記得了。

  • I WOULD HAVE GIVEN YOU TOTALLY

    你沒有。

  • DIFFERENT ADVICE THREE MONTHS

    我將徹底給你

  • AGO, BUT NOW I FEEL LIKE YOU'VE

    不同的建議三個月

  • REALLY GROWN FROM THE EXPERIENCE

    前,但現在我覺得你已經

  • AND ASKING THE QUESTIONS.

    真的長大從經驗中

  • AND, YOU KNOW, IN GROWTH, THERE

    ,問的問題。

  • IS PAIN, AND IT'S PAINFUL RIGHT

    而且,你知道,在增長,但

  • NOW, BUT JUST KEEP GROWING.

    是痛苦的,和它的PAINFUL權

  • DON'T GIVE UP.

    現在,只是保持增長。

  • WHY DOES SIZE MATTER SO MUCH?

    不要放棄。

  • AND WHERE DOES THIS OBSESSION COME FROM?

     為什麼事情並SIZE這麼多?

  • AND HOW CAN YOU HELP PEOPLE WHO FEEL INSECURE ABOUT IT?

    與這哪裡 痴迷從何而來?

  • THERE'S NO GOOD WAY FOR ME TO

    你怎麼能幫助別人 人,覺得這樣呢?

  • GET A BIGGER DICK, BUT MAYBE I

    我們沒有什麼好辦法,我

  • CAN FIND A WAY TO LIVE WITH THE ONE I'VE GOT.

    得到一個更大的雞巴,但也許我

  • IN NEW YORK, THERE'S A MAN THAT I'M TERRIFIED TO MEET.

    可以找到一個方式去生活 隨著一:我已經有了。

  • HIS NAME IS JONAH FALCON, AND HE

    在紐約,有一個人 我很害怕見面。

  • HAS THE WORLD'S BIGGEST PENIS.

    他的名字叫約拿獵鷹,他

  • AS FAR AS YOU KNOW, IS YOURS LIKE THE BIGGEST?

    擁有世界上最大的陰莖。

  • AS FAR AS I KNOW.

    至於你知道, YOURS喜歡BIGGEST?

  • IT WAS MEASURED ON CAMERA 13 1/2".

     據我知道。

  • WITHOUT USING A RULER, I GO FROM

    它是測量 攝像機13 1/2"。

  • HERE TO HERE, AND I'M AT THIS THICKNESS.

    如果不使用一把尺子,我如何開始

  • HOW HAS HAVING A PENIS THAT LARGE CHANGED YOUR LIFE?

    這裡到這裡,我 AT這個厚度。

  • WELL, I WAS 8" WHEN I WAS 10,

     如何具有陰莖 大型CHANGED你的生活?

  • SO IT'S SORT OF LIKE NORMALCY FOR ME, YOU KNOW?

     好吧,我是8"當我10,

  • RIGHT.

    所以它是有點像的 正常對我來說,你知道嗎?

  • THE ONLY THING THAT CHANGES

     右。

  • IS PEOPLE'S REACTION TO ME.

     唯一的變化

  • MM-HMM.

    IS人的反應給我。

  • YOU KNOW?

     MM-HMM模型。

  • SO, IT MAKES SEX EASIER.

     你知道嗎?

  • IT DOESN'T MAKE RELATIONSHIPS EASIER.

    因此,它不做性別更容易。

  • YOU KNOW, I'VE HAD RELATIONSHIPS, BUT NONE OF THEM

    它不會使 關係更容易。

  • HAVE REALLY LASTED MORE THAN, SAY, EIGHT MONTHS.

    你知道,我已經有 關係,但他們都沒有

  • WHY DO YOU THINK THAT IS?

    真的歷時 不是,比方說,八個月。

  • I MEAN, PEOPLE TEND NOT TO

     為什麼你認為那是什麼?

  • THINK OF ME IN THAT SORT OF WAY, YOU KNOW?

     我的意思是,人往往不

  • THEY TEND TO THINK OF ME AS MORE

    ME在該THINK 排序的方式,你知道嗎?

  • OF A, YOU KNOW, "LET'S SEE WHAT HE'S LIKE."

    他們往往把我當成更多

  • SO, IT'S MORE OF LIKE A CURIOSITY, FASCINATION.

    一間,你知道,"LET'S 看看他的喜歡。"

  • BASICALLY, YEAH.

     因此,它就像一個多 好奇心,令人嚮往。

  • RIGHT.

     基本上,YEAH。

  • I MEAN, I'VE HAD ONE PARTNER SAY, "I DON'T LOVE YOU.

     右。

  • I JUST WANT YOU TO FUCK ME."

     我的意思是,我有一個合作夥伴 說:"我不愛你。

  • MM-HMM.

    我只是想讓你操我。"

  • YOU KNOW?

     MM-HMM模型。

  • WHICH IS REALLY A -- THAT'S

     你知道嗎?

  • REALLY A BULLET TO MY HEART BECAUSE -- RIGHT.

    這確實是阿 - 這就是

  • YOU KNOW, I THINK THAT THERE'S SOMETHING DEEPER, BUT

    一個真正的子彈向我的心 由於 - 右。

  • APPARENTLY IT'S -- YOU KNOW,

     你知道,我認為 有什麼東西更深,但

  • WHERE I THINK IT'S HERE, THEY

    顯然這是 - 你知道,

  • THINK IT'S HERE, IN TERMS OF DEPTH.

    在這裡我認為這是在這裡,他們

  • I MEAN, I HEAR YOU.

    認為這是在這裡, 在深度方面。

  • I MEAN, LIKE, I HAVEN'T REALLY

     我的意思是,我聽你的。

  • HAD VERY MANY SUBSTANTIAL

    我意思是,像,我還沒有真正

  • RELATIONSHIPS, AND IT IS FAIRLY

    有非常很多實質性的

  • OBVIOUS NOW THAT I AM PROBABLY

    關係,它是相當

  • MAYBE A LITTLE BELOW WHAT IS AVERAGE.

    很明顯現在就動議:我大概

  • BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I HAVE

    也許有點低於 何為平均。

  • BEEN BROACHED BY THIS TOPIC BY

     不管相信與否,我都

  • OTHER GUYS, AS WELL, AND ONE OF

    曾被開始討論這一專題

  • MY FAVORITES IS, "MAN, IF I HAD WHAT YOU HAD --"

    其他人,以及,和一種

  • AND MY ANSWER IS, "WHAT?

    我最喜歡的是,"男人,如果 我有什麼樣的你有 - "

  • WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

    我的回答是,"什麼?

  • WHAT WOULD BE DIFFERENT?

    你會怎麼做?

  • IT WOULD BE YOU PLUS A FEW EXTRA

    會有什麼不同?

  • INCHES, BUT GUESS WHAT.

    一定是你加了一些額外的

  • YOU'RE STILL YOU.

    英寸,但你猜怎麼著。

  • AND PEOPLE ARE GONNA LIKE YOU EITHER WAY."

    你還是你自己。

  • IT STARTED AS "PICKLE."

    和人民GONNA LIKE YOU無論哪種方式。"

  • MM-HMM.

     它開始作為"泡菜"。

  • AND THAT PISSED ME OFF, AND I FELT IT IMMEDIATELY.

     MM-HMM模型。

  • LIKE, THE HIGH SCHOOL RAGE CAME BACK.

     並且那生氣我了, 我覺得它馬上。

  • WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS DOCUMENTARY?

    LIKE,高中 RAGE回來。

  • I DON'T KNOW.

     你為什麼要這麼做 這部紀錄片?

  • [ LAUGHS ]

     我不知道。

  • I DON'T KNOW.

     [笑]

  • IT SOUNDS LIKE A REALLY UNPLEASANT EXPERIENCE.

     我不知道。

  • IT HASN'T BEEN GREAT.

     這聽起來像一個真正的 不愉快的經歷。

  • I'LL TELL YOU THAT MUCH.

     但一直很棒。

  • AND THAT KIND OF STARTED THIS WHOLE PROJECT.

    我會告訴你這麼多。

  • I'M NOW UNDER THE IMPRESSION

    而這種開工 這整個項目。

  • THAT PROBABLY I'M LIKE A LITTLE BELOW AVERAGE.

    我現在下的印象

  • HALF OF EVERYONE IS.

    ,大概我就像一個 稍低於平均水平。

  • RIGHT. RIGHT. UM -- AND "TOO SMALL" IS RELATIVE.

     半大家IS。

  • "TOO SMALL" IS RELATIVE?

     右。右。 UM - 與 "過小"是相對的。

  • TOO SMALL FOR HER.

     "過小"是相對的?

  • RIGHT.

     太小了她。

  • WE'VE PASSED THIS POINT WHERE

     右。

  • THE MALE BODY, ONCE UPON A TIME,

     我們已經通過了這個地步,

  • WAS NOT SUBJECT TO A CRITICAL GAZE.

    男性的身體,曾幾何時,

  • AND NOW IT IS.

    並不受 一個關鍵的目光。

  • AND NOW MEN'S GENITALS ARE A

    而現在是。

  • SUBJECT OF SCRUTINY AND DEBATE

    現在男人的生殖器是一個

  • AND, YOU KNOW, THUMBS UP OR

    科目審查和辯論的

  • THUMBS DOWN, IN A WAY THAT THEY

    而且,你知道,拇指向上或

  • DIDN'T USED TO BE, AND IN THE

    大拇指朝下,在某種程度上,他們

  • WAY THAT TITS ALWAYS WERE.

    沒有曾經是,並且在

  • SHE HAD GOOD TITS.

    方式,山雀過去如此。

  • SHE HAS BAD TITS.

    她有好山雀。

  • SHE HAS BIG TITS.

    她有壞山雀。

  • SHE HAS A NICE RACK.

    她有一雙大山雀。

  • SHE DOESN'T HAVE A NICE RACK.

    她有一個尼斯架。

  • WHERE DO YOU THINK THESE KIND

    她不HAVE A NICE架。

  • OF IDEAS ARE COMING FROM?

     那麼你認為這幾樣

  • WELL, WE LIVE IN A PORN-IFIED CULTURE.

    的想法是從哪裡來?

  • MM-HMM.

     好了,我們生活在一個 色情化了文化。

  • PORN IS A SKEWED SAMPLE.

     MM-HMM模型。

  • PEOPLE AREN'T SEEING A REPRESENTATIVE SAMPLE OF

     色情IS偏態樣本。

  • PENISES ANYWHERE.

    人都沒有看到 具有代表性的樣板

  • ALL THEY'RE SEEING IS PORN PENISES.

    陰莖的任何地方。

  • WELL, THE FIRST PENIS I EVER

    所有他們看到 IS色情陰莖。

  • SAW LOOKED LIKE IT HAD CRASHED LANDED ON THIS PLANET.

     那麼,第陰莖我曾經

  • [ LAUGHS ]

    聲表面波看起來似乎已經墜毀 降落在這個星球上。

  • AND IT, YOU KNOW, THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS.

     [笑]

  • AND, YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN WITH

     與它,你知道, 思想和感情。

  • GUYS WHO HAVE THAT PENIS.

     而且,你知道,我一直在與

  • AND IT'S NOT FUN.

    大老爺們有陰莖。

  • I THINK GUYS HAVE THIS IDEA

    而且這不好玩。

  • THAT WHEN THEY'RE NOT AROUND,

     我認為球員有這樣的想法

  • WOMEN ARE CONSTANTLY TALKING ABOUT THEIR PENISES.

    當他們不在身邊,

  • THE SIZE OF THEIR PENISES.

    婦女不斷TALKING 關於自己的陰莖。

  • I THINK POP CULTURE GIVES GUYS THAT IDEA.

     他們的陰莖的大小。

  • I'M A FAG, AND I HANG OUT WITH

    我THINK POP CULTURE GIVES傢伙的想法。

  • WOMEN WHEN THERE AREN'T STRAIGHT GUYS AROUND.

    我是FAG,我掛出

  • AND IT ALMOST NEVER COMES UP.

    婦女在沒有 直的球員大約。

  • YOU KNOW, THERE'S ONE FAMOUS

    它幾乎從未出現。

  • STUDY THAT SHOWED THAT WOMEN --

    你要知道,有一個著名

  • THE LONG-TERM PARTNERS OF MEN

    研究顯示,女性 -

  • WITH SMALL PENISES REPORTED HIGHER LEVELS OF SEXUAL

    MEN的長期合作夥伴

  • SATISFACTION THAN LONG-TERM PARTNERS OF MEN WITH

    與小陰莖呈報 性較高水平

  • ABOVE-AVERAGE PENISES... HMM.

    滿意度比長期 男裝與合作夥伴

  • ...BECAUSE THE GUYS WITH

    高於平均水平的陰莖... HMM模型。

  • SMALLER PENISES DIDN'T JUST RELY

     ...因為球員與

  • ON THEIR MAGIC DICKS TO GET THEIR GIRLFRIENDS OF,

    SMALLER陰莖並沒有僅僅依靠

  • NECESSARILY.

    對他們的魔法迪克斯 得到他們的女朋友,

  • RIGHT.

    未必。

  • THEY FELT LIKE THEY HAD TO GO

     右。

  • THE -- MAKE SOME EXTRA EFFORT.

     他們覺得像他們不得不去

  • YOU HAD TO KNOW HOW TO HAVE SEX.

    本 - 做一些額外的工作。

  • I WAS WITH A GUY WHO HAD A SMALL

    你必須知道如何做愛。

  • DICK, WHO WOULDN'T SHUT UP ABOUT IT.

    我是跟一個傢伙有一個小

  • I DIDN'T CARE ABOUT THE SIZE OF HIS DICK.

    DICK,誰也不會 SHUT UP一下吧。

  • I REALLY DIDN'T.

    我不關心 他的雞巴的大小。

  • BUT LISTENING TO HIM COMPLAIN

    我真的沒有。

  • ABOUT HIS DICK AND PROJECT HIS

    但聽他抱怨

  • INSECURITIES ONTO ME ALL THE

    關於他的迪克和他的項目

  • TIME WAS EMOTIONALLY EXHAUSTING.

    不安全感ONTO我所有的

  • I WAS FINE WITH HIS DICK.

    時間在感情上吃力。

  • I WASN'T FINE WITH HIS ASSUMPTION THAT I WASN'T FINE

    我是細跟他的傢伙。

  • WITH HIS DICK, AND EVENTUALLY IT

    我是不是精細與他 假設我是不精

  • CONTRIBUTED TO OUR BREAKUP.

    與他的傢伙,並最終

  • SOMEBODY WITH A BELOW-AVERAGE DICK ISN'T GONNA SATISFY

    有助於我們分手。

  • SOMEBODY WHO'S A COCK-HOUND OR

    有人用低於平均水平 迪克是不是要去SATISFY

  • A SIZE QUEEN, AND SO WHAT?

    SOMEBODY誰的公雞獵犬或

  • YOU JUST DON'T, THEN, MARRY A SIZE QUEEN.

    一個尺寸大,還等什麼?

  • MM-HMM.

    你根本沒有,那麼, 嫁給一個尺寸大。

  • YOU HAVE TO FIND SOMEBODY WHO

     MM-HMM模型。

  • LIKE YOUR JUNK AND IT WORKS FOR

     你必須找到別人誰

  • THEM AND RUN OFF TOGETHER.

    喜歡你的垃圾郵件和它適用於

  • RIGHT.

    他們跑在一起。

  • THAT'S WHAT EVERYBODY HAS TO DO.

     右。

  • YOU HAVE TO FIND SOMEBODY WHO

     那是什麼 每個人都必須做的。

  • LIKES EVERYTHING YOU BRING TO THE TABLE.

    你必須找到別人誰

  • THE ONLY WAY THAT I CAN MOVE

    喜歡東西你 帶來的表。

  • ON IS TO FIND SOMEBODY WHO LIKES

     的唯一途徑我可以移動

  • EVERYTHING THAT I BRING TO THE TABLE.

    開啟IS找人也喜歡

  • I NEED TO GET BACK ON THE HORSE.

    一切,我 帶來的表。

  • SO, I'VE DECIDED TO ASK KASSIA OUT ON A DATE.

    我需要回到上了馬。

  • SHE'S THE GIRL FROM THE SEX SHOP.

    所以,我決定問 KASSIA出去約會。

  • [ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ]

    她是女孩 從性用品商店。

  • MY HEART BEATS MY HEART IS FEELING LOVE

    [ROCK音樂播放]

  • MY HEART BEATS MY HEART BEATS STRONGER

       我的心把我的 心生感慨LOVE

  • MY HEART BEATS MY HEART IS FEELING LOVE

      我的心把我的 心臟跳動更強

  • MY HEART BEATS MY HEART BEATS STRONGER

      我的心把我的 心生感慨LOVE

  • MY HEART BEATS MY HEART IS FEELING LOVE

      我的心把我的 心臟跳動更強

  • MY HEART BEATS MY LOVE BEATS STRONGER

      我的心把我的 心生感慨LOVE

  • MY HEART BEATS MY HEART IS FEELING LOVE

      我的心把我的 愛BEATS更強

  • MY HEART BEATS MY LOVE BEATS STRONGER

      我的心把我的 心生感慨LOVE

  • AND WHAT ARE WE DOING?

      我的心把我的 愛BEATS更強

  • WHERE HAVE WE BEEN?

      與我們正在做什麼?

  • NO, NO A STUPID BAD CHAT TWO ON THE FLOOR

      我們在那裡了?

  • AND WAS THAT THE NIGHT...

      NO,NO愚蠢的壞 CHAT兩個在地板上

  • ALL RIGHT, SO, WHAT ABOUT TONIGHT?

      並且是,夜...

  • DID YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME TONIGHT?

     好,那麼, 什麼今晚?

  • YEAH.

    你吃了 今晚好開心?

  • IS THAT FOR REAL? YOU DID?

     YEAH。

  • YEAH. I DID.

     是真的嗎?你們這樣做?

  • I MEAN, I'M STILL HAVING THE TIME.

     YEAH。我做到了。

  • STILL HAVING THE TIME?

    我的意思是,我還在 有時間。

  • YEAH. I'LL GET BACK TO YOU.

     仍然有時間嗎?

  • GET BACK TO ME AFTER IT'S OVER?

     YEAH。我會盡快給您回复。

  • WHAT ABOUT ME?

     回到我 之後結束了?

  • WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ME?

    那我呢?

  • AM I JUST A WEIRDO?

    你怎麼看我呢?

  • IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU.

    我只是一個怪人?

  • [ LAUGHS ]

     它全部是關於你。

  • IT SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE AWESOME.

     [笑]

  • I JUST FEEL LIKE YOU ARE A

     好像你真棒。

  • LITTLE OBSESSED WITH THIS WHOLE THING.

    我只是覺得你是一個

  • [ SIGHS ]

    小念念 這整個事情。

  • DO I SEEM OBSESSED?

     [嘆氣]

  • IS THAT KIND OF HOW I COME OFF?

    DO我似乎痴迷?

  • [ LAUGHS ] UM -- AS I HOLD A CAMERA IN YOUR

    是怎麼樣的,我摘下來?

  • FACE?

     [笑] UM - AS 我持相機放在

  • YES.

    臉?

  • YEAH.

     YES。

  • YEAH, IT'S WEIRD.

     YEAH。

  • I DON'T UNDERSTAND, LIKE --

     是的,這很奇怪。

  • THERE'S SO MUCH MORE GOING ON, I FEEL.

    我不明白,像 -

  • LIKE -- IF YOU WANT TO HAVE A

    有這麼多更多 怎麼回事,我的感覺。

  • RELATIONSHIP, IF YOU WANT TO BE

     LIKE - IF 你想擁有一個

  • INTIMATE, IF ANY OF THAT MATTERS.

    的關係,如果你想成為

  • I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW HOW MEN FEEL.

    貼心,如果有的話 的事項。

  • IT'S SO NOT ALL ABOUT YOUR DICK.

    我的意思是,我不 KNOW HOW男人覺得。

  • HMM.

    它是如此不是所有關於你的傢伙。

  • IF YOU GUYS CARE, P.S., IF

     HMM模型。

  • THIS EVER MAKES IT, IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT YOUR DICK.

     如果你們照顧,P.S.,中頻

  • UH-OH. YOUR TURN?

    這個不斷不做它,它是 不是所有關於你的傢伙。

  • YEAH.

     嗯,哦。輪到你?

  • [ SIGHS ]

     YEAH。

  • I LIKE IT ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CAMERA.

     [嘆氣]

  • IT'S A LOT LESS -- IT'S BETTER, HUH?

    I LIKE IT中的其他 側攝像頭。

  • YEAH, IT'S WAY BETTER.

    IT'S少了很多 -  它的更好,是吧?

  • WHATEVER IT IS YOU NEED, NEEDS

     啊,這是更好的方式。

  • TO HAPPEN BEFORE I FEEL LIKE WE

    什麼是你需要的,NEEDS

  • COULD EVEN GO GET A DRINK

    發生之前我覺得我們

  • WITHOUT YOU THINKING ABOUT IT.

    甚至可以去喝點

  • I THOUGHT I COULD FIX MY

    WITHOUT YOU關於它的思考。

  • PROBLEM, BUT MAYBE I AM THE PROBLEM.

     我想我可以解決我的

  • I HAVE THE HONOR OF BRINGING UP YOUR NEXT COMEDIAN.

    問題,但也許 我是這個問題。

  • PLEASE MAKE SOME NOISE FOR MY GOOD BUDDY PATRICK MOOTE,

    我有自備的榮譽 UP你的下一個喜劇演員。

  • EVERYBODY, PATRICK MOOTE!

    請稍作噪聲 我的好哥們PATRICK MOOTE,

  • [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

    大家好,PATRICK MOOTE!

  • ANDREW SLEIGHTER, EVERYBODY.

    [歡呼和掌聲]

  • GIVE IT UP.

     ANDREW SLEIGHTER,大家。

  • SO, ANDREW TOLD YOU GUYS I JUST GOT BACK.

    放棄。

  • WHOO! BACK!

    SO,安德魯告訴過你 傢伙,我剛回來。

  • [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

    喔!回來了!

  • THANK YOU, GUYS.

    [歡呼和掌聲]

  • IT WAS PRETTY COOL.

    謝謝你,伙計們。

  • I GOT TO GO AROUND THE WORLD, SEE SOME STUFF...

    這是很酷。

  • IN ORDER TO MAKE MY PENIS BIGGER.

    我得去各地 世界,看到一些東西...

  • [ LAUGHTER ]

    為了使 我的陰莖更大。

  • AND IN TAIWAN, THERE'S A GROUP OF PEOPLE.

    [笑]

  • THEY'RE THESE MARTIAL ARTISTS,

    在台灣,有 人民的集團。

  • AND THEY TIE UP THEIR WHOLE

    他們是這些功夫了得,

  • SITUATION WITH A ROPE, AND THEN

    並且他們綁住他們的整個

  • THEY HANG WEIGHTS, WHICH, IN TAIWAN, IS PROBABLY COOL.

    現狀用繩子,然後

  • 24 HOUR FITNESS?

    他們掛的權重,其中, 台灣,大概是COOL。

  • OH, NOT SO MUCH.

    24小時健身?

  • [ LAUGHTER ]

    OH,沒有這麼多。

  • PLUS, IT'S LIKE FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND A SPOTTER.

    [笑]

  • YOU'RE LIKE, "HEY, YOU WANT TO SPOT ME, BRO?"

    另外,它就像他媽的 不可能找到檢舉員。

  • [ LAUGHTER ]

    你就像,"嘿,你 WANT TO發現我後,兄弟?"

  • "MY DICK? DOWN THERE?"

    [笑]

  • YOU KNOW? IT'S BEEN -- THIS WHOLE THING THAT I'VE BEEN

    "我的雞巴?在哪兒?"

  • DOING HAS BEEN CRAZY.

    你知道嗎?它已經 - 本 ,我一直在整件事情

  • IT'S BEEN WEIRD, AND IT'S BEEN AWESOME.

    DOING已經瘋了。

  • BUT THE THING THAT I REALIZED

    它被古怪,和 它被真棒。

  • THE MOST IS THAT, YOU KNOW, IT'S

    但我意識到THE TH​​ING

  • NOT ABOUT THE INSECURITIES THAT YOU HAVE, YOU KNOW?

    最多的是,你知道,這是

  • YOU GOT TO FIND SOMEBODY WHO'S RIGHT FOR YOU.

    不看好的不安全感 動議你有,你知道嗎?

  • IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT THE PENIS.

    你得找人 世衛組織最適合你。

  • I THINK THEY'RE ALL BEAUTIFUL, JUST LIKE I THINK ALL

     它不僅是所有關於陰莖。

  • TREES ARE BEAUTIFUL, IN THEIR OWN WAY.

     我想他們是 漂亮,就像我認為所有

  • IT'S WHAT IT IS, AND IT'S FABULOUS.

    樹是美麗的, 以自己的方式。

  • IT'S GOT NERVE ENDINGS.

     IT'S它是什麼, 而且它是神話般的。

  • IT'S YOUR FRIEND.

    它有神經末梢。

  • [ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]

    它是你的朋友。

  • MY PENIS TOOK ME TO PLACES I

    [ROCK音樂響起]

  • NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SEE.

     我的陰莖帶我去的地方,我

  • IT MADE ME DO THINGS I NEVER DREAMT I WOULD DO.

    從來沒有想過我會看到。

  • HEY!

    這讓我做的事情我 從來沒有夢見我會怎麼做。

  • AND ALONG THE WAY, I MET SOME REALLY GREAT PEOPLE.

    HEY!

  • [ LAUGHS ]

    一路上,我遇到了 一些真正偉大的人。

  • [ LAUGHS ]

     [笑]

  • [ LAUGHS ]

     [笑]

  • BYE!

     [笑]

  • YEAH. BYE.

     再見!

  • AH!

     YEAH。再見。

  • [ CHUCKLES ]

     啊!

  • I STARTED THIS JOURNEY WITH A

     [笑]

  • QUESTION -- DOES SIZE MATTER?

    我開始這個旅程,一個

  • AND IT DID -- TO ME.

    問題 - 大小重要嗎?

  • BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

    它做到了 - 給我。

  • IT DOESN'T ANYMORE.

    但是你知道嗎?

  • HA!

    它沒有了。

  • AH! AH!

     哈!

  • [ CHANTING IN NATIVE LANGUAGE ]

     啊!啊!

  • I THINK THE BIGGEST THING, THE WHOLE THING THAT I'VE

     [念經 NATIVE LANGUAGE]

  • LEARNED THROUGHOUT THIS ENTIRE

     我認為最重要的事情, 我已經整個事情

  • JOURNEY, IS THAT, JUST BE COOL WITH YOURSELF, YOU KNOW?

    教訓在這整個

  • JUST BE GOOD WITH YOURSELF.

    八戒,是,僅僅是 冷靜與你自己,你知道嗎?

  • DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

    就做好與自己。

  • [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

    不用擔心這個。

  • THE AVERAGE DEPTH OF THE FEMALE VAGINA IS 3.2".

    [歡呼和掌聲]

  • THE AVERAGE LENGTH OF THE MALE PENIS IS 4.4".

    本的平均深度 女性的陰道是3.2"。

  • SO, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

    的平均長度 男性的陰莖為4.4"。

  • MAN, YOU GOT PLENTY OF PEOPLE

    那麼,是什麼問題?

  • IN YOUR LIFE THAT REALLY CARE ABOUT YOU, AND, YOU KNOW,

     男人,你有很多錢的人

  • THERE'S FUCKING MILLIONS OF

    你生活中真正關心 你的時候,你知道,

  • GIRLS OUT THERE, BRO, ALL RIGHT?

    有他媽的MILLIONS

  • TAKE IT EASY.

    女孩在那裡,可租可買,好嗎?

  • THANKS A LOT!

    TAKE IT EASY。

  • IT'S BEEN GOOD.

     非常感謝!

  • MY NAME IS PATRICK MOOTE.

    它已經好。

  • [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

    MY NAME IS PATRICK MOOTE。

  • PATRICK MOOTE, EVERYBODY!

    [歡呼和掌聲]

  • [ CHUCKLES ]

     PATRICK MOOTE,大家好!

  • SO, I GUESS THAT'S ABOUT IT.

    [笑]

  • I THINK I CAN SAFELY SAY THAT,

     所以,我想這就是它。

  • AT THIS POINT, I AM SICK OF TALKING ABOUT MY DICK.

    我想我可以有把握地說,

  • AND I'M PRETTY SURE THAT YOU'RE

    AT這一點上,我有病 漫談我的雞巴。

  • ALL SICK OF HEARING ABOUT IT, SO

    我敢確定你是

  • I WILL SHUT UP ABOUT MY DICK AND

    都煩死聽說而已,所以

  • TALK ABOUT THIS YOUNG LADY... [ CHUCKLES ]

    我將閉嘴關於我的雞巴和

  • ...WHO IS AWESOME.

    談論這位小姐...  [笑]

  • MM. SUPER.

     正在他真棒。

  • ...AND AMAZING, KIND OF PRETTY... MM-HMM.

     MM。 SUPER。

  • ...GREAT ATTITUDE, LIKE --

     ...和驚人的,善良可愛的...  MM-HMM模型。

  • WHY ARE YOU BEING SO WEIRD?

     ...偉大的態度,就像 -

  • I'M NOT BEING WEIRD.

     你為什麼這麼奇怪?

  • I'M JUST TELLING YOU THAT I THINK YOU'RE GREAT.

     我不是怪異。

  • YOU'RE NOT GONNA PROPOSE TO ME, ARE YOU?

    我只是告訴你, 我覺得你很偉大。

  • WHAT? IS THAT -- [ LAUGHS ] COME ON!

     你不會 向我求婚,是嗎?

  • 'CAUSE EVERYTHING MOVES EVERYTHING PULSES

     什麼?是 - [笑] COME ON!

  • EVERYTHING LIES IN THE EYES OF YOU

     

  • EVERYTHING MOVES EVERYTHING PULSES

       "因為一切 MOVES一切豆類

  • EVERYTHING LIES IN THE EYES OF YOU

      一切在於 你的目光

  • EVERYTHING LIES IN THE EYES OF YOU

      全都是 一切豆類

  • IN THE EYES OF YOU IN THE EYES OF YOU

      一切在於 你的目光

  • RAMBLE ON, CHUG ALONG

      一切在於 你的目光

  • AND IF THE BEAT STOPS THUMPING

      在你們的眼裡   在你們的眼裡

  • THEN SOMETHING'S WRONG

      羅嗦了,突突沿

  • IGNORE IT, SON IT'S JUST A SONG

      如果BEAT STOPS重擊

  • BUT I CAN SEE YOUR WHITE-KNUCKLED HAND FROM

    那麼什麼是錯的

  • HOLDING ON

      不理它,SON 它只是一個歌

  • SO LATELY I WONDER WHY WE RELY ON THE SURE THING

      但我可以看到你的 WHITE-失蹄的手從

  • IT'S TOO DAMN COMFORTING TO STAY ALIVE, OVERDRIVE,

    等待的

  • TILL WE FIND SOMETHING NEW

      因而近來我想知道為什麼我們 依靠肯定的事

  • TO KEEP THE PULSE ALIVE IN YOU

      這太該死安慰 為了生存,超速,

  • SO MANY ANGLES SO MANY LINES

    直到我們找到一些新

  • SO MANY WAYS TO SEE THE SUNRISE

      為了保持脈衝 活在你

  • 'CAUSE EVERYTHING MOVES EVERYTHING PULSES

      蘇多角度SO多條線路

  • EVERYTHING LIES IN THE EYES OF YOU

      這麼多的方法 看日出

  • EVERYTHING MOVES EVERYTHING PULSES

      "原因全都是   一切豆類

  • EVERYTHING LIES IN THE EYES OF YOU

      一切在於 你的目光

  • EVERYTHING LIES IN THE EYES OF YOU

      全都是 一切豆類

  • IN THE EYES OF YOU IN THE EYES OF YOU

      一切在於 你的目光

  • EVEN THOUGH I DON'T KNOW QUITE WHAT TO DO

      一切在於 你的目光

  • THE TIME WILL SHOW WHAT WE KNOW IS HARDLY EVER TRUE

      在你們的眼裡   在你們的眼裡

  • I'D RATHER HAVE THEN NEVER HAD THE SPINNING ROOM =

      儘管我不 知道不少WHAT TO DO

  • THE FEELING THAT I MOVED

      的時候會顯示我們 知道的是幾乎沒有真

  • NO MORE STANDING STILL AT YOUR

      我寧願然後永遠不會 有動感單車房=

  • WILL, BUT YOU CAN TRY UNTIL YOU

      繼續生活下去的感覺

  • SEE THE MOTION'S MOVING YOU

      沒有更多的站在原地AT YOUR

  • 'CAUSE EVERYTHING MOVES EVERYTHING PULSES

    意志,但你可以嘗試,直到你

  • EVERYTHING LIES IN THE EYES OF YOU

    SEE THE MOTION'S MOVING遊

  • EVERYTHING MOVES EVERYTHING PULSES

      "原因全都是   一切豆類

  • EVERYTHING LIES IN THE EYES OF YOU

      一切在於 你的目光

  • EVERYTHING LIES IN THE EYES OF YOU

      全都是 一切豆類

  • EVERYTHING LIES IN THE EYES OF YOU

      一切在於 你的目光

  • EVERYTHING LIES IN THE EYES OF YOU

      一切在於 你的目光

  • EYES OF YOU IN THE EYES OF YOU

      一切在於 你的目光

  • Elena...

      一切在於 你的目光

  • Elena?

      你的眼睛 你的目光

  • Elena?

    埃琳娜......

  • Elena?!

    埃琳娜?

  • You are doing so good.

    埃琳娜?

  • Julie comes walking up, and, um...

    埃琳娜?!

  • like, I can tell just by looking at her

    你正在做的那麼好。

  • she totally, fuckin',

    朱莉自帶走起來,而且,嗯......

  • she totally wants to pork me.

    喜歡,我可以通過看她的訴說

  • Oh, you're so full of shit.

    她完全,他媽的,

  • What would she want with that two-inch little blood bat?

    她完全想豬肉我。

  • Fuck, my left ball hurts a little.

    哦,你是如此的充滿了狗屎。

  • I gotta take a leak.

    她會怎麼想 與兩英寸的小血蝙蝠?

  • Thanks for telling me.

    他媽的,我的左球疼一點點。

  • Get bent, you fat fuck!

    我得走了洩漏。

  • Ohh...

    謝謝你告訴我。

  • What the fuck?

    獲取彎曲,你的脂肪他媽的!

  • Yo!

    哦...

  • Yo!

    什麼他媽的?

  • Yo?

    呦!

  • Yo?

    呦!

  • Where is she?

    喲?

  • I don't know.

    喲?

  • I don't know.

    她在哪裡?

  • I don't...

    我不知道。

  • I don't know.

    我不知道。

  • I don't know.

    我不...

  • You fucked her.

    我不知道。

  • No, I...

    我不知道。

  • No...

    你性交她。

  • No, I didn't.

    不,我...

  • No, I didn't fuck...

    第..

  • You fucked her.

    不,我沒有。

  • No, I didn't! I didn't.

    不,我沒他媽的...

  • You fucked her.

    你性交她。

  • No--

    不,我沒有!我沒有。

  • NO

    你性交她。

  • You fucked her.

    否 -

  • No, no!

    NO

  • Shut up!

    你性交她。

  • You look so beautiful when you sleep.

    不,不!

  • Sweet, sweet Elena.

    閉嘴!

  • Well, I found you.

    你長得這麼漂亮,當你睡覺。

  • It's okay.

    甜,甜埃琳娜。

  • Come to me, okay?

    好吧,我找到了你。

  • Elena, come on.

    這沒關係。

  • Come here.

    到我這裡來,好嗎?

  • Come on.

    艾琳娜,來吧。

  • Elena, come to me.

    來到這裡。

  • Elena?

    來吧。

  • Elena.

    艾琳娜,到我這裡來。

  • Come to me.

    埃琳娜?

  • like Taiwan for example

    埃琳娜。

  • you know they really like hot pot

    到我這裡來。

  • that's a pretty cool idea

    像台灣地區為例

  • I'm not sure I reallly like the whole preparation you know

    你知道他們真的很喜歡火鍋

  • like 20 minutes

    這是一個很酷的想法

  • to prepare by your own but

    我不知道我reallly想你知道整個準備

  • I have to admit it's super tasty

    像20分鐘

  • and sometimes it

    通過你自己的,但準備

  • you know

    我不得不承認這是超級好吃

  • you even get like free ice cream one time of that

    有時它

  • so you know

    你知道

  • you get to like

    你甚至可以像免費的冰淇淋的,有一次

  • I love that super tasty for that

    所以你知道

  • you gotta choose what kind you know what I mean

    你喜歡

  • you gotta eat one

    我喜歡這個超級好吃的那

  • I mean you get ice cream as much as you can eat on top of taht

    你必須選擇你知道什麼樣的我是什麼意思

  • that's like "wow!" you know

    你得吃一

  • but then spaces like Korea

     我的意思是你的冰淇淋就像你可以在TAHT的頂部吃

  • Well you can actually get

    這就像"哇!"你知道

  • light butter booth

    但隨後,如韓國的空間

  • I mean not the whole lot the booth

    那麼你實際上可以得到

  • but just the otherbooth like

    酥油燈展台

  • It just like open up your mouth

    我的意思不是一大堆展台

  • I mean

    但就像otherbooth

  • they put them in a box for you

    它就像打開你的嘴

  • and you try to have eat them up in half an hour

    我的意思是

  • and it like a smooth then give them

    他們把它們放在一個盒子給你

  • when they are in between in your teeth

    並且您嘗試吃了他們在半小時

  • so

    它像一個平穩然後給他們

  • you know

    當他們之間的你的牙齒

  • a lot of interesting things you should try it on

    所以

  • I've heard of a lot

    你知道

  • interesting and

    很多有趣的事情,你應該嘗試一下在

  • sometimes it comes to controversial

    我已經聽說了很多

  • meals from China

    有趣

  • but the

    有時它涉及到爭議

  • well you know

    從中國餐

  • you can check it out I'm

  • pretty sure

    那麼你知道

  • you might have heard of something

    你可以檢查出來我

  • anyway

    相當肯定

  • you know it was like

    你可能聽說過的東西

  • It seems that

    無論如何

  • almost every country in the world has their own

    你知道它像

  • like you know

    似乎

  • specialty some cuisine

    在世界上幾乎每一個國家都有自己的

  • especially if you go far away from the country

    就像你知道的

  • that you being living for a quite long time you know

    一些特產美食

  • it just that

    特別是如果你去遠離國

  • get the special kind of feeling in your mouth

    您所居住的一個相當長的時間,你知道

  • if you try

    它只是

  • something

    讓你的嘴特別親切的感覺

  • you never

    如果您嘗試

  • actually try before

    某物

  • and the

    你永遠不

  • the buzz in your mouth

    其實之前嘗試

  • directly in to all of a sudden

  • a pretty new experience you know

    含在嘴裡的嗡嗡聲

  • of course there's

    直接到突然

  • mant other reasons

    一個你知道漂亮的新體驗

  • to go exploring the other

    當然還有

  • part of the world

    曼特其他原因

  • you haven't ever been to

    去探索其他

  • you never even heard of before you know

    的世界的一部分

  • cause there was always culture

    你還沒有去過

  • there's you know

    你從來沒有聽說過你才知道的

  • buildings that have been around for

    發生的原因總是文化

  • quite a while maybe not

    還有的你知道

  • but there's you know

    已周圍建築物

  • there all like culturely significant

    相當長一段時間,也許不會

  • or you know

    但你知道有

  • there's you know

    還有所有喜歡culturely顯著

  • technology and like shopping mall still there

    或者你知道

  • and

    還有的你知道

  • just by near

    技術和像購物商場仍然存在

  • so

  • and everytime you go traveling

    只是附近

  • you get like

    所以

  • even

    而每次你去旅行

  • the way that people think

    你喜歡

  • makes you

    甚至

  • kind of

    的方式,人們認為

  • I mean for people who have never left the country before

    讓你

  • their own country in their lives

    樣的

  • that kind of like

    我的意思是誰的人從來沒有離開該國

  • stock

    自己的國家在他們的生活

  • in the one particular way of thinking

    這有點像

  • but the more places you get to go to

    股票

  • and more places you visit

    在思想的一個特定方法

  • you actually realize you know

    但在更多的地方你去

  • there's a

    與您親臨更多的地方

  • there's as many way of thinking

    你真的知道你知道

  • as there people in the world

    有一個

  • perhaps even you know

    有思想的許多方式

  • cause

    因為人的世界

  • well basically

    甚至你知道

  • there's

    原因

  • there's a lot of variety in that to discover

    嗯,基本上

  • and it's not you are you know

  • you have to be forced to this one way of thinking but

    有很多不同的,要發現

  • and it sounds like

    它不是你就是你知道

  • every like you know

    你必須被迫這種思維1的方式,但

  • only your culture is right?

    這聽起來像

  • and anybody's else is wrong

    每一個像你知道

  • it's like you know

    只有你的文化是正確的?

  • everybody is right and wrong in their own ways

    和任何人的東西是錯誤的

  • so

    這就像你知道的

  • you actually get to

    每個人都是正確和錯誤的以自己的方式

  • grow up

    所以

  • quite a lot

    你實際上得到

  • just by the fight that you are experiencing

    長大

  • a differnt way of thinking

    不少

  • and

    剛才您所遇到的鬥爭

  • that's different way of thinking

    思維方式不同的充

  • like you know

  • it has been around for

    這就是不同的思維方式

  • I mean different ways of thinking have been

    就像你知道的

  • in different cultures

    它已經存在了

  • have been like around for

    我的意思是不同的思維方式已經

  • thousands of years even you know

    在不同的文化

  • and you can see that in architecture for example

    一直喜歡對周圍

  • like you know

    千百年來,即使你知道

  • have been permanent

    你可以看到,在建築為例

  • Romance built the Pantheon

    就像你知道的

  • I can give it a example you know

    已經永久

  • the Spania for example

    浪漫建成了萬神殿

  • to give but basically you know

    我可以給它,你知道一個例子

  • ther's a lot of

    該SPANIA例如

  • new ideas to explore

    給但基本上你知道

  • and traveling is

    療法是一個很大的

  • like

    新思路探索

  • I mean of course

    和旅遊是

  • you can read that in books

    喜歡

  • you can get that kind of knowleges in menus

    當然我的意思

  • but it just not the same like

    你可以閱讀書籍

  • actual hand on experiences

    你可以得到那種乾燥知識的菜單

  • it's just something totally different

    但它只是不一樣像

  • it's like you know

    在經歷實際到手

  • if somebody tells you a story

    它只是完全不同的東西

  • where's that you can actually experience that story

    這就像你知道的

  • on your own

    如果有人告訴你一個故事

  • your own eyes

    哪來的,你可以實際體驗的故事

  • that's

    你自己

  • you know

    你自己的眼睛

  • it's a totally different things

    這是

  • it's like believing something and

    你知道

  • actually seeing it come to alive

    它是一個完全不同的東西

  • you know

    它就像相信的東西,

  • that's f******* traveling lesson

    實際上看到它來活著

  • something

    你知道

  • that's a

    該公司的F *******旅行的教訓

  • pretty special you know

    某物

  • just

    這是一個

  • for many reasons you know

    非常特別的你知道

  • many many many

  • and

    你知道很多原因

  • well you know

    很多很多很多

  • I've been to quite a lot of places on my own

  • and you know

    那麼你知道

  • if I

    我去過不少地方對我自己

  • there's also be a lot of places that I haven't been to

    你知道

  • but I've heard pretty much interesting story from my friends

    如果我

  • and

    還有的也有很多,我沒有去過的地方

  • you know

    但我從我的朋友們聽到相當多有趣的故事

  • I for example

  • I've been living in the Aisa for quite long you know

    你知道

  • but I never been to Macau

    我為例

  • but the

    我一直生活在艾薩相當長你知道

  • I have friends who have been there for example

    但我從來沒有去過澳門

  • they said it's basically like you know

  • the Las Vegas

    我有朋友誰一直存在,例如

  • of Asia

    他們說,這基本上就像你知道的

  • I don't know just

    拉斯維加斯

  • I guess I

    亞洲

  • always kind of like something like gambling

    我不知道剛

  • I mean I wouldn't ever battle all of my money in my life

    我想我

  • and gambling anything like that

    那種總是喜歡像賭博

  • it's

    我的意思是我不會永遠戰鬥在我的生活我所有的錢

  • you know kind of get what you

    而這樣的事情賭博

  • people get excited for that

    它的

  • there is certain kind of like

    你知道那種得到你

  • exciting to

    人們感到興奮的是

  • It's a associate

    有某種類似

  • get a lot of it

    令人興奮的

  • and

    這是一個準

  • not a chace that I go gambling

    得到了很多它

  • I play Poker sometimes

  • no big deal

    不是蔡斯我去賭博

  • won some money but

    我玩撲克牌,有時

  • something like you never won a lot

    沒什麼大不了的

  • and it not like I ever

    贏得了一些錢,但

  • you know put a lot of money on the table

    像你從未贏得了很多

  • just want to win

    它不是像我曾經

  • you know

    你知道放了很多錢在桌子上

  • I've heard story about people who like

    只是想贏

  • you know

    你知道

  • bet their whole houses or you know

    我聽說過的故事的人誰喜歡

  • or their car or something like that or

    你知道

  • or big portion of their property

    打賭他們的整個房子或你知道

  • just for a chance to get more you know

    或他們的汽車或類似的東西或

  • I heard some of them failed

    或其財產的很大一部分

  • some of them actually won something

    只是為了有機會得到更多你知道

  • good for them you know

    我聽說他們中的一些失敗

  • I don't necessarily get the idea cause

    他們中的一些實際贏得的東西

  • It seems that a lot of people seems to think

    對他們有好處,你知道

  • the gambling is like wrong

    我不一定有想法的原因

  • the whole idea gambling is wrong

    看來,很多人似乎認為

  • and I

    賭博就像是錯的

  • I don't know

    整個構思賭博是錯的

  • well of course

  • I mean you can use your own money

    我不知道

  • but it's your choice

    嗯,當然

  • It's your choice and it doesn't

    我的意思是你可以用你自己的錢

  • I mean

    但它是你的選擇

  • why should anybody tell you

    這是你的選擇,它不

  • that you know you shouldn't do it

    我的意思是

  • that put the stuff of your own

    為什麼要任何人告訴你

  • right?

    你知道你不應該這樣做

  • I mean of course

    那把你自己的東西

  • it's also like you know moral value right

    對不對?

  • If you are stupid

    當然我的意思

  • and you have a family

    它也像你知道道德價值的權利

  • and you bet your house

    如果你是愚蠢的

  • on the bet

    和你有一個家庭

  • and then you lose all of your money or your house

    和你打賭你的房子

  • and your family don't have a place to live anymore

    對賭

  • then you of course a idiot

    然後你失去所有的錢或你的房子

  • no way to go around but

    和您的家人不必再住的地方

  • still you know

    那麼你當然是一個白痴

  • most your choice and

    沒辦法繞過去,但

  • I don't think

    還是你知道

  • we should

    大多數選擇並

  • you know

    我不認為

  • you wanna gamble

    我們應該

  • you gamble

    你知道

  • you do what you wanted for life

    你想賭

  • basically that

    你賭博

  • and If you are lucky

    你做你想要的生活

  • you get chace to win

    基本上是

  • a lot of money

    而如果你是幸運的

  • you know

    你蔡斯贏

  • if you win a million dollars and

    很多錢

  • this is

    你知道

  • so many thing you can possibly do

    如果你贏了一百萬美元,

  • I mean come on

    這是

  • If I had a million dollars right now

    這麼多的事情你能做

  • I don't even know what I will do

    我的意思是來吧

  • like you know

    如果我有一百萬美元,現在

  • one friend said to me one time that

    我什至不知道我會做

  • like

    就像你知道的

  • I think another one of our friends

    一位朋友對我說:有一次,

  • or even me asked that okay

    喜歡

  • If you had like a infinite kind of money

    我覺得另外一個我們的朋友

  • what would you buy with it?

    甚至問我這樣行不行

  • and then he said he would buy the moon

    如果你有一個像一個無窮多錢

  • that was like

    你會用它買什麼?

  • oh

    然後他說他會買月亮

  • okay

    那是像

  • and then

  • what would you do if you get more

  • he said I get the lasers

    進而

  • to

    你會怎麼做,如果你得到更多的

  • tatoo my face on top of the moon

    他說,我得到的激光器

  • so everybody could see it

  • that was like

    TATOO我的臉在月球上的頂部

  • oh okay

    所以每個人都可以看到它

  • yeah that's a great idea

    那是像

  • you people really had a millions then

    哦,好吧

  • I don't know

    是的,這是一個偉大的想法

  • If I had a billion dollars

    你人真的有那麼幾百萬

  • or a million dollars

    我不知道

  • I mean these are some you are used to anyway

    如果我有一十億美元

  • I don't know I suppose

    或者一百萬美元

  • like help

    我的意思是這些都是一些你是用來反正

  • society you know what I mean

    我不知道我猜

  • perhaps build a company

    喜歡幫助

  • for a lot of people can work or something like that

    社會你知道我是什麼意思

  • beats me I don't know

    也許是建立一個公司

  • haven't really

    對於很多人可以工作,或類似的東西

  • even been thinking about it for a long time

    打我我不知道

  • seems like

    有沒有真正

  • we can do

    甚至一直在思考了很長一段時間

  • a lot of stuff

    好像

  • well I had one friend who want to earn a lot of money

    我們能做的

  • and then buy himself an island

    很多東西

  • in the south Pacific

    好,我有一個朋友,誰想要賺很多錢

  • and you know

    然後自己買一個小島

  • that to be a pretty cool idea I suppose

    在南太平洋

  • you can relax to the end of your days

    你知道

  • have fun

    這是一個很酷的想法,我想

  • well If you had a billion dollars then of course

    你可以放鬆你的日子結束

  • If you didn't want to

  • you would never ever have to work a single other day

    好吧,如果你有一個十億美元那麼當然

  • in your life

    如果您不想

  • that just

    你永遠要工作單一天

  • you know

    在你的生活

  • it just like

  • If you had a lot of money

    你知道

  • I think that's also

    它只是喜歡

  • you know that good size of course

    如果你有很多錢

  • you can get whatever you want

    我認為這也是

  • almost any thing you know

    你知道,當然是好的大小

  • you can't really buy

    你可以得到任何你想要的

  • true friendship like you can't really buy true love even

    幾乎你知道的任何事情

  • but

    你真的不能買

  • you know

    像你真正的友誼不能真正買到真正的愛情,即使

  • you know

  • you still can buy other stuff like almost any thing so

    你知道

  • you can skip yourself on other things

    你知道

  • but I've been always thing about

    你還可以買其他東西一樣,幾乎所有的事情,所以

  • like if you can have everything

    你可以跳過自己在其他事情

  • wouldn't that be kind of

    但我一直總是對的事

  • bored?

    就像如果你能擁有一切

  • like

    那不是一種

  • you know

    無聊嗎?

  • right now you know people work

    喜歡

  • to get something you know

    你知道

  • now imagine you didn't have to work

    現在你知道人的工作

  • imagine if you

    讓你知道的東西

  • who already have everything you wanted you know

    現在想像你沒有工作

  • wouldn't that kind of be no purpose

    想像一下,如果你

  • you know

    誰已經擁有你想要你知道的一切

  • I mean maybe It wouldn't you know

    那種那不是沒有目的

  • I guess that also depends on the person

    你知道

  • if they have whole something like

    我的意思是,也許它不會不知道吧

  • did they really want to

    我想這也取決於人

  • focus on

    如果他們有全像

  • or you know they could go some

    難道他們真的要

  • some people they really like to you know

    專注於

  • be alright or something like it

    或者你知道他們可以去一些

  • he wouldn't have to care

    有些人,他們真的想你知道

  • you know his would be so

    沒事的或類似的東西

  • so a millions

    他不會去關心

  • or something like it

    你知道他會這麼

  • so he just can make of it

    所以百萬

  • you don't have to care about it you know

    或類似的東西

  • said if like you know

    所以他正好可以利用它

  • I don't know

    你不必在意它,你知道

  • bekind of artist or anybody else you know

    說,如果像你知道

  • you wanted to

    我不知道

  • when a company wouldn't have to afraid like

    藝術家或其他人你知道的bekind

  • oh my god if I don't try hard

    你想

  • next month

    當一個公司就不必擔心像

  • I don't have enough money to survive

    哦,我的上帝,如果我不嘗試硬

  • It's okay having a lot of money

    下個月

  • I can do whatever I want

    我沒有足夠的錢生存

  • but you know

    這沒關係有很多錢

  • I suppose there are a good sense of invest you know

    我可以做我想做的事情

  • personal I supposed

    但你知道

  • If I had a million dollars personally

    我認為是有投資你知道一個良好的感覺

  • I don't think

    個人我應該

  • I personally wouldn't get bored

    如果我有一百萬美元的個人

  • I think there's

    我不認為

  • find something to do on my own

    我個人不會覺得無聊

  • First of all

    我認為有

  • I could play a street fighter

    找點事做我自己

  • for as long as I want

    首先

  • and nobody would give a s*** about it

    我可以玩街頭霸王

  • so yeah

    只要我想

  • there we go

    沒有人會給A S ***一下吧

  • for that question answer very quickly

    所以是的

  • nobody will see it you know

    我們走吧

  • I think

    對於這個問題回答得很快

  • I think if

    沒有人會看到它,你知道

  • a reasonable and responsible thing can do

    我認為

  • If one had that kind of money

    我認為,如果

  • would be to help people out

    合理和負責任的事情可以做

  • in some

    如果一個人有那麼多錢

  • maybe to do donation to starving children in Africa

    是幫助人們擺脫

  • maybe to

    在一些

  • some you know social help

    也許做捐贈給非洲的飢餓兒童

  • like educate people

    也許到

  • would be the society you've been with in

    一些你知道社會的幫助

  • maybe organize some programs

    像教育人

  • to show them that actually is a way

    會是你一直在社會

  • for them to improve their status

    也許組織一些活動

  • they are not

    向他們展示,實際上是一種

  • necessarily stock in one situation

    為他們提高自己的地位

  • even though they like think they are you know

    它們不是

  • but there are ways to go around

    一定庫存在一種情況下

  • It might help them out

    即使他們喜歡認為他們是你知道

  • might even you know invest some of these project

    但也有辦法繞過去

  • so that they have anything

    它可能會幫助他們

  • you know

    即使你可能知道一些投資,這些項目的

  • like help them develop

    使他們有什麼

  • it's

    你知道

  • you know develop just things you know

    像幫助他們發展

  • that's basically

    它的

  • I don't know

    你知道剛剛開發的事情你知道

  • Humans are all social animals

    這基本上

  • and if we don't find

    我不知道

  • I meanwe have to socialize

    人都是社會性的動物

  • If you send somebody out

    如果我們沒有發現

  • and they have to live by themselves in some hot

    我meanwe有應酬

  • and

    如果你派人出來

  • in the middle of nowhere you know

    他們有自己的一些熱點居住

  • be careful

  • you know I mean

    在中間的地方你知道

  • you want to talk with people you know

    當心

  • you want to socilaize

    你知道我的意思

  • you want to

    你想和你認識的人說話

  • go out there

    你想socilaize

  • you want to

    想要

  • you know

    去那裡

  • drink some beer

    想要

  • talk with people

    你知道

  • you want to have somebody who can understand us

    喝了一些啤酒

  • they want to have somebody that can understand them

    與人交談

  • you know just

    你想擁有別人誰能夠理解我們

  • helping people out

    他們希望有別人能理解他們

  • you know if I had a lot of money

    你知道是

  • I would like to help people out

    幫人出

  • just so yoy know

    你知道,如果我有很多錢

  • so they could human

    我想幫助人們

  • that would be nice

    只是這麼同比知道

  • you know

    這樣他們就可以人

  • we end starvation

    這將是很好

  • and wonderful world

    你知道

  • wondering that's what happen

    我們最終餓死

  • Well...so this is the whole story you know.

    美好的世界

  • I think I made it pretty clear for you

    想知道那是什麼發生

  • how all of this happened

      嗯......所以這就是整件事的來龍去脈

  • And you do understand, don't you?

    事情是怎麼發生的

  • Or do you want me to say it again?

    我想我已經解釋的很清楚了囉

  • Time to learn Mobilish!

    你應該知道我在講什麼吧?

  • A language called revolution

    還是你要我再從頭解釋一次?

  • Ahhhh

    是時候學Mobilish了!

  • In just one intonation,

      我們致力於語言革新

  • you can express thousands of emotions

     啊啊啊

  • Expressing your love

    只要一種語調,

  • Having a party

    就能表達上千種情緒與意思

  • Or any situation

    不論是告白

  • Take free courses on Mobilish.co

    聚會

  • Now join us!

    任何時刻說出對的話

  • Hmmmmm

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Oh my god honey...

哦,我的上帝,親愛的......

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