You know, we got a great show tonight and, uh, Christmas just about a week away.

你知道，我們得到了一個偉大的表演，今晚 和，呃，聖誕節只是一個星期了。

And you know when when Christmas gets close, everybody in Manhattan, everybody United States gets into this great holiday spirit on I was noticing, even hear of this show.

你知道，當聖誕節臨近時，每個人都在曼哈頓， 每個人都美國得到這個偉大的節日精神 我注意到，甚至聽到這個節目。

In fact, uh, even one, believe it or not, even one of our shows, most despicable and reprehensible characters who's appeared on the show several times is actually full of Christmas joy.

事實上，呃，哪怕是一個，不管你信不信，哪怕是我們節目中，最卑鄙最可惡的一個角色，他在節目中出現過好幾次，其實也是充滿了聖誕的歡樂。

And you can see it.

你可以看到它。

I'm talking, of course, about the masturbating bear.

當然，我說的是那個自慰的熊。

It's thick character thing character.

這是厚重的性格事情性格。

The masturbating bear is easily one of our most controversial characters on the show.

自慰熊很容易成為我們節目中最有爭議的角色之一。

He almost got us kicked off the air in several states.

他差點讓我們在幾個州被踢出廣播。

I think we're in trouble getting dodgy down in Texas.

我想我們在德克薩斯會有麻煩的。

They don't like that masturbating bear.

他們不喜歡那隻手淫的熊。

But you know what I have noticed lately?

但你知道我最近注意到什麼嗎？

He's really gotten into the Christmas spirit.

他真的進入了聖誕精神。

And the masturbating bear asked me if he could come out here tonight and give away toys and presents and candy to our studio audience.

而自慰熊問我，他今晚能不能來這裡，給我們演播室的觀眾送玩具、禮物和糖果。

I wasn't sure.

我也不確定

E o be honest, folks, I really wasn't sure and I'm wary of the masturbating bear.

E o說實話，各位，我真的不確定，我對自慰熊很警惕。

But he promised he'd be on his best behavior.

但他答應過要好好表現。

He wouldn't do anything dirty.

他不會做任何骯髒的事情。

Just be a perfect gentleman.

做一個完美的紳士就好。

So I thought, Why not?

於是我想，為什麼不呢？

Let's do it.

我們開始吧

Let's bring him out here.

把他帶出來吧

Max, we have a little music.

麥克斯，我們有一個小音樂。

Please, folks, please welcome masturbating.

請各位親們歡迎自慰。

Can you tell us you know the way?

你能告訴我們你知道怎麼走嗎？

The music, Max.

音樂，馬克思。

Everybody stop Wear there, Bear.

大家都停下來，穿在那裡，熊。

Right bear!

對，熊！

Stop it!

停下來！

How dare you?

你怎麼敢？

A Christmas show?

聖誕秀？

I'm gonna have a word with you.

我要和你談談。

Come here.

來吧

Come here.

來吧

Yeah, You.

是啊，你。

Yeah.

是啊。

I don't see another bear in a diaper.

我沒看到另一隻穿尿布的熊。

Come on, Come on, Come on, Come on.

來吧，來吧，來吧，來吧。

I am sick of this.

我受夠了

You know, you've been coming on the show for a couple of years now.

你知道嗎，你來這個節目已經好幾年了。

And every time we get you to play the bear and put the costume on you assure me you're not going to do that because it gets us in trouble.

每次我們讓你扮演熊，穿上戲服，你都向我保證你不會這麼做，因為這會給我們帶來麻煩。

And every time you do it, I promised the network you wouldn't do it.

而且每次你做的時候，我都答應網絡你不做。

And you put on the costume and you did it in front of everybody.

你穿上這身衣服，當著大家的面做了。

I have just had it with you.

我剛剛跟你說了。

Seriously?

真的嗎？

I'm sick of it now.

我現在已經厭倦了。

Come on.

來吧。

Come on, e.

來吧，e。

Really?

真的嗎？

No, don't encourage him.

不，不要鼓勵他。

I got it.

我知道了

I have flawless technique.

我的技術無懈可擊。

Yeah, Yeah, which is I wish I had known you in 82 anyway.

是啊，是啊，這是我希望我知道你在82年反正。

No, seriously, I'm gonna, uh I'm tired of this.

不，說真的，我要去，呃... ...我厭倦了這個。

I'm tired of this person.

我受夠了這個人。

We're gonna start getting someone else to play the masturbating bear because what you do every time, it's just disgusting, Kids.

我們要開始找別人來扮演自慰熊了 因為你每次做的事都很噁心，孩子們。

Now, come on.

現在，來吧。

That is it.

就是這樣。

Come on.

來吧。

Your own business.

你自己的生意。

All right, Max, would you take us out to commercial and you come back and behave yourself?

好吧，麥克斯，你能不能帶我們去拍廣告，然後你再回來，好好表現？