AND I THINK IT'S SAFE TO SAY NOW, 2020 IS ALMOST OVER AND I

我想現在可以說，2020年已經結束了，我...

THINK IT'S SAFE TO SAY IT'S BEEN A VERY, VERY, VERY LONG YEAR.

我想可以說這已經是非常，非常，非常長的一年了。

THE LONGEST YEAR.

最長的一年。

SO LONG, IN FACT, THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE LOST TRACK OF

如此之久，事實上，你可能已經失去了跟蹤的

EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED IN THE PAST 12 MONTHS.

過去12個月發生的所有事情。

SO IN CASE YOU NEED A QUICK REFRESHER ON 2020, LET ME BREAK

所以，如果你需要對2020年做一個快速的回顧，讓我來打破。

IT DOWN FOR YOU REAL QUICK.

很快就給你搞定了。

TRUMP WAS IMPEACHED, BUT IT DIDN'T STICK.

特朗普被彈劾，但它沒有堅持。

"PARASITE" WON THE OSCARS BEST PIC.

"寄生蟲 "獲得了奧斯卡最佳圖片獎。

MEGHAN AND HARRY MOVED TO L.A.

MEGHAN和HARRY搬到了洛杉磯。

MR. PEANUT WAS NOT OKAY.

先生。花生是不行的。

J.LO SHOWED OFF HER SUPER BOWL RANGE.

J.LO展示了她的超級碗範圍。

TOM HANKS GOT SICK.

TOM HANKS生病了。

THEN EVERYTHING CHANGED.

然後，一切都變了。

SOURDOUGH BREAD GOT US INSTAGRAM LIKES.

SOURDOUGH BREAD GOT US INSTAGRAM LIKES。

QUARANTINE BEARDS MADE OUR FRIENDS SAY "YIKES."

夸父熊讓我們的朋友說 "YIKES"。

"ANIMAL CROSSING" WAS A BLOCKBUSTER GAME.

"Animal CROSSING "是一款BLOCKBUSTER遊戲。

ELON MUSK HAD A BABY-- WAIT, WHAT WAS HIS NAME?

他有個孩子 -- 等等，他的名字是什麼？

AUNT BECKY MADE A GUILTY PLEA.

BECKY阿姨做了一個有罪的PLEA。

I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND QUIBI.

我還是不明白QUIBI。

TWITTER FINALLY CHECKED SOME FACTS.

TWITTER終於檢查了一些事實。

ZUCKERBERG REMAINS AN ASS.

ZUCKERBERG仍然是一個屁股。

TOOBIN HAD A ZOOM ERECTION.

託賓有一個ZOOM ERECTION。

I WILL NOT KIDNAP ONE DIRECTION.

我不會綁架一個方向。

TIKTOK DANCES WERE ENORMOUS.

TIKTOK的舞蹈是非常豐富的。

NOT TO MENTION MURDER HORNETS.

更別提殺人角馬了。

A T.P. SHORTAGE LEFT US ALL FEELING CURSED, BECAUSE 2020 HAS

一個T.P.的短缺讓我們都覺得被詛咒了，因為2020年已經有了。

BEEN THE ABSOLUTE WORST!

一直是最糟糕的！

"TIGER KING" BECAME OUR LATEST OBSESSION-- STILL WAITING ON

"老虎王》成為我們最近的興趣------還在等

CAROLE BASKIN'S CONFESSION.

卡羅爾-巴斯金的懺悔。

"NORMAL PEOPLE" ON HULU SET OUR HEARTS BEATING.

"正常人"在HULU設置我們的心臟跳動。

"THE UNDOING" FINALE HAD EVERYONE TWEETING.

"The UNDOING "的結局讓所有人都在微博上留言。

"THE QUEEN'S GAMBIT" PAID OFF IN SPADES.

"女王的詭計 "大獲全勝。

"THE CROWN'S" DIANA LACED UP HER BLADES.

"皇冠的 "戴安娜繫上了她的鞋帶。

"SCHITT'S CREEK" WAS THIS YEAR'S BIG EMMY WINNER.

"SCHITT'S CREEK "是今年艾美獎的大贏家。

SOMEHOW SARAH PALIN WAS ON "THE MASKED SINGER."

某種程度上，薩拉赫・帕林是在 "蒙面唱將"。

THEY DELAYED "JAMES BOND: NO TIME TO DIE," IT SHOULD BE IN

他們延後了 "詹姆斯-邦德：沒有時間去死"，它應該是在。

"HAMILTON" MADE ITS STREAMING DEBUT; SO DID "MY WIIIIIFE" IN

"HAMILTON "首次亮相，"My WIIIIIFE "也是如此。

WITH SO MANY STREAMERS, YOU JUST CAN'T GO WRONG-- YOU CAN

在這麼多的播放器中，你不能出錯--你可以的。

START BY WATCHING YOUR BOY IN "THE PROM!"

從看你的孩子參加 "舞會 "開始！

THE LAKERS WON AND HONORED KOBE.

湖人隊贏得了KOBE的榮譽。

THE DODGERS GOT THEIR SERIES TROPHY.

道奇隊得到了他們的系列獎。

GRONK AND BRADY REUNITED.

GRONK和BRADY重聚。

THE WEEKND BLINDED ALL THE LIGHTS.

週末盲了所有的燈。

BTS WAS "DYNAMITE."

BTS WAS "DYNAMITE"。

BEYONCÉ TOLD US "BLACK IS KING."

BEYONCÉ告訴我們 "黑人是王"。

PARENTS GOOGLED, "WHAT DOES 'WAP' MEAN?"

家長們谷歌了一下，"什麼是'WAP'的意思？"

HARRY STYLES TOPPED THE CHARTS.

哈里-斯蒂爾斯在排行榜上名列前茅。

DUA LIPA SAID "DON'T START."

杜亞麗帕說 "不要開始"

TAYLOR DROPPED A DOUBLE-WHAMMY.

TAYLOR丟了一個雙錘。

EILISH WON, LIKE, ALL THE GRAMMYS.

EILISH贏得了，像，所有的格萊美獎。

VERZUZ BATTLES LIT UP OUR SCREENS.

VERZUZ戰役照亮了我們的螢幕。

DOLLY HELPED FUND THE COVID VACCINE.

DOLLY幫助資助了COVID疫苗。

SHAWN MENDES WAS THE ONE AND ONLY, WHILE BIEBER WAS SO

SHAWN MENDES是唯一的，而BIEBER是如此的

"LOOO-OOO-OOO-ONELY."

"LOOO-OOO-OOO-ONELY。"

LADY GAGA "RAINED ON ME."

LADY GAGA "RAINED ON ME"（下雨了）。

STALLION WAS STILL MEGAN THEE.

STALLION還是MEGAN THEE。

LIVE MUSIC WAS CANCELLED, OR SO IT SEEMS-- EXCEPT FOR THE GUY

直播音樂被取消了，或者說是這樣的 -- 除了那個男的

WHO HAD "CRANBERRY DREAMS!" ON ELECTION NIGHT, TRUMP WAS

誰做了 "紅莓夢！"選舉當晚，特朗普是。

FINALLY DEFEATED.

最後失敗了。

IT'S ALMOST JANUARY, HE STILL HASN'T CONCEDED.

都快到1月了，他還是沒有讓步。

FROM VOTER FRAUD LAWSUITS THERE'S JUST NO ESCAPING.

從選民欺詐訴訟案中無法逃脫。

THE PARKING LOT AT FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING.

在四季全景觀的停車場。

AS THE NEW VEEP, KAMALA MADE HISTORY.

作為新的VEEP，卡馬拉創造了歷史。

HOW JOE BROKE HIS FOOT IS STILL A MYSTERY.

喬如何打破他的腳仍然是一個謎。

MIKE PENCE'S HEAD WAS HOME TO A FLY; GIULIANI'S HAIR WAS

MIKE PENCE的頭是蒼蠅的家；GIULIANI的頭髮是。

DRIPPING WITH DYE.

用染料浸泡。

McCONNELL'S HANDS ARE TURNING BLUE.

麥康奈爾的手都變藍了。

MELANIA HATES CHRISTMAS, TOO.

梅蘭妮亞討厭聖誕節，太。

TRUMP TURNED HIS BACK ON ALL OF HIS LACKEYS, WHILE WE ALL GOT

特朗普背對著他的所有鑰匙，而我們都得到了。

THE HOTS FOR STEVE KORNACKI.

史蒂夫・科納基的熱門話題。

THE ONLY THING SCARIER THAN KELLYANNE CONWAY, WAS THAT WEEK

唯一比凱莉安-康維更可怕的是那一星期

WHERE WE THOUGHT WE'D HAVE PRESIDENT KANYE!

我們以為我們會有KANYE總統的地方！

DON'T GET ME WRONG, THERE'S REASON TO HOPE-- FIVE MORE

不要誤解我的意思，有理由希望... ... 五個以上。

STATES ALL LEGALIZED DOPE.

聲明所有合法的興奮劑：

THE COVID VACCINE IS NOW WITHIN REACH-- A MUCH BETTER OPTION

COVID 疫苗現在觸手可及--一個更好的選擇。

THAN INJECTING WITH BLEACH.

而不是用漂白劑注射。

2020 DESTROYED ALL OF OUR PLANS, BUT WE CAN GET THROUGH IT BY

2020年摧毀了我們所有的計劃，但我們可以通過

WASHING OUR HANDS.

洗我們的手。

LENDING NEIGHBORS ASSISTANCE AND KEEPING SOCIAL DISTANCE,

向鄰居提供幫助並保持社會距離；

TO FLATTEN THE CURVE AND GET BACK TO THE TASK.

彎道變窄，迴歸任務。

NEXT YEAR WILL BE BETTER-- JUST PUT ON A MASK.

明年會更好... ... 戴上面具吧。

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU AND THOSE YOU HOLD DEAR.

祝你和你所珍視的人聖誕快樂。

HERE'S HOPING WE'LL BE TOGETHER IN PERSON NEXT YEAR!

希望明年我們還能在一起!

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH GAL GADOT!

我們會和GAL GADOT一起回來的!