My friend is a really bit That's a man's beard right there.

我的朋友真的有點... ...這是一個男人的鬍子在那裡。

That is a very nice beard.

這鬍子很好看。

Can we see my beard One more time and let's go and see who's got you.

我們可以再看一次我的鬍子嗎？ 讓我們去看看誰抓了你。

Look at that.

你看那個。

Look at that.

你看那個。

Your beard is beating the crap out of my beard.

你的鬍子把我的鬍子打得稀爛。

But this This took six months.

但是這個... ...這個花了半年的時間。

Six months?

六個月？

Okay, I wouldn't have that in six years.

好吧，六年後我就不會有這個了。

But we can leave that to another time.

但我們可以留待下次再談。

This is nice.

這是很好的。

This is your hometown?

這是你的家鄉？

Of course you're from.

當然，你是來自。

Is it historia?

是歷史學嗎？

I'm from Queens.

我來自皇后區

Yes, Queens.

是的，皇后區。

Yeah, this is very nice.

是的，這是非常好的。

You, your family?

你，你的家人？

They owned a bakery there.

他們在那裡開了一家麵包店。

Is that right?

是這樣嗎？

Yes, in a story on Broadway.

是的，在百老匯的一個故事裡。

And it was there for about 60 years and my father retired it.

而且它在那裡呆了大約60年，我父親把它退休了。

Zahn, now.

扎恩，現在。

And what did you ever help out at the at the bakery?

你在麵包店幫過什麼忙？

I did.

我有

When I was a kid, I worked in the back.

當我還是個孩子的時候，我在後面工作。

I, you know, did all sorts of things Onley you could make Working in a bakery sounds so sordid somehow so mysterious.

我，你知道，做了各種各樣的事情 Onley，你可以讓在麵包店工作聽起來很骯髒... ...某種程度上，很神祕.

And he lived cakes.

而他住的是蛋糕。

I you know, I did kind of a cleaning up types of stuff did you make?

你知道，我做了一種清理類型的東西你做了嗎？

What would you make?

你會做什麼？

Pastries, Doughnuts?

糕點、甜甜圈？

Did you make?

你做了嗎？

Uh, I had to do something?

呃，我必須做一些事情？

I had little chores.

我的家務事不多。

I had to fill the jelly doughnuts.

我必須把果凍甜甜圈填滿。

I I used to fill the jelly doughnut some shit, All right.

我以前經常把果凍甜甜圈裝在裡面，好嗎？

I'm sure they have a you know, a high tech ways of doing it now.

我敢肯定，他們有一個你知道的，一個高科技的方法來做它了。

But in those days, it was very basic.

但在那個年代，這是非常基本的。

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

You had a huge can of jelly on it.

你在上面放了一大罐果凍。

Had, like, a hypodermic on top of it.

有，像，一個皮下注射器在它上面。

With two needles on you take a doughnut in each hand, you're sticking on there, and then you push it down like a dynamite thing on the jelly would go into the doughnut, and it was very exciting.

用兩根針在你手上各拿一個油條，你在那裡扎，然後你把它推下去，就像果凍上的一個炸藥的東西會進入油條，非常刺激。

It sounds you make it sound almost.

這聽起來你讓它聽起來幾乎。

Yeah.

是啊。

Like a Yeah, sensual.

就像一個是的，感性的。

Now, uh, now, also, if we're gonna talk about your past, your real name, if you don't mind me saying was what Ronald, Ronald and I changed that I was in a nightclub act about 30 years ago.

現在，呃，現在，還有，如果我們要談你的過去， 你的真名，如果你不介意我說是什麼羅納德， 羅納德和我改變了，我是在一個夜總會行為約30年前。

Uh, where you fill jelly doughnuts on stage.

呃，你在舞臺上裝果凍甜甜圈的地方。

I'll danced in a nightclub act, and the lady who was the star of the show said, I think I'll call you, Christopher.

我在一個夜總會的表演中跳舞，那個女明星說，我想我應該叫你克里斯托弗。

So I did I just Just because someone arbitrarily out of nowhere said, I'm calling you Christopher, it's true.

所以，我只是因為有人隨意的說，我叫你克里斯托弗，這是真的。

I said, Ronald, it's hard to say or something.

我說，羅納德，這很難說什麼的。

So I called Christopher Wright.

所以我打電話給Christopher Wright

That was it.

就是這樣。

Okay, that's an interesting idea that just that that person had a big influence on your life.

好吧，這是個有趣的想法，只是那個人對你的生活有很大的影響。

And probably are they aware there's that person aware that they created the name Christopher Walken?

他們可能知道有那個人知道他們創造了克里斯托弗-沃肯這個名字嗎？

Sure, E.

當然，E。

And yeah, it was very quick.

是的，它是非常快的。

It was like that, just like that.

就是這樣，就是這樣。

But I wish it had been Chris Chris walking it z Nicer, Shorter.

但我希望是克里斯-克里斯走的更好，更短。

Christopher always looks.

克里斯托弗總是看起來。

It's like a train.

這就像一列火車。

You know, It's just Well, you're in charge here.

你知道，這只是... ...嗯，你在這裡負責。

You could say from now on, in the next movie, I am Chris walking.

你可以說從現在開始，在下一部電影裡，我就是克里斯走。

You know, I asked to do that a number of times and they said No, You know, I guess they pay for all those letters, right?

你知道，我問過很多次，他們說不行，我想他們是花錢買這些信的，對吧？

Right.

好吧，我知道了

That's that's it.

就是這樣，就是這樣。

You should change it at this point.

這時你應該改一改。

Just go, like for blaze walking or something really cool.

就去吧，比如說去走走烈火什麼的，真的很酷。

Or a Caesar Augustus.

或者是一個凱撒奧古斯都。

Some wow delusions of grandeur are seeking it now.

有些哇妄想現在就在尋求它。

The last time you were on this show, I remember this very clearly.

上次你上這個節目的時候，我記得很清楚。

You said I remember this very well.

你說我記得很清楚。

You said I'd love to someday have Ah, cooking show.

你說我很想有一天能有啊，烹飪節目。

I remember thinking you've accomplished so much.

我記得我覺得你已經完成了很多事情。

It just seems strange to me that you would You'd wanna go do a cooking show.

我只是覺得很奇怪，你會想去做一個烹飪節目。

But I thought, Well, I'd watch Christopher Walken cooking show What happened to that idea?

但我想，我可以看克里斯托弗-沃肯的烹飪節目 這個想法怎麼了？

Well, I I love cooking shows.

我... 我喜歡烹飪節目

I love to watch them and there's so many different kinds.

我喜歡看它們，而且種類繁多。

And in fact, since then, I did one.

而事實上，從那時起，我就做了一個。

I did a a chauffeur.

我做了一個司機。

Bravo.

好樣的

That was on.

那是在。

It was a half hour thing.

這是一個半小時的事情。

It was it was nice, but I'd like that I would like to do a cooking show or really some sort of spontaneous show.

這是... ...它是不錯的，但我想，我想做一個烹飪節目或真正的某種自發的節目。

When I was a kid, I used to watch the Dean Martin show, and you always got the feeling that he walked in and it just happened.

當我還是個孩子的時候，我經常看迪恩-馬丁的節目， 你總是有一種感覺，他走進來，就這麼發生了。

Of course, that's that's not true was probably very well planned.

當然，那是那不是真的可能是很好的計劃。

But I always I always liked that idea that the guy walks in and who knows what's gonna happen?

但我一直... ...我一直很喜歡這個想法，這個人走進來，誰知道會發生什麼？

We got that here, baby.

我們在這裡得到了，寶貝。

I mean, nothing way hurt this thing.

我的意思是，沒有什麼辦法傷害這個東西。

This'll, this'll just anything I come out here I mean, I don't know what's gonna happen.

這將，這將只是任何事情 我來到這裡，我的意思是，我不知道會發生什麼。

I Whoa, look.

哇，看。

What?

什麼？

But that That is what's interesting about this kind of venue.

但這就是這種場所的有趣之處。

It's like watching sports, you know, You're not really sure what's gonna happen, right?

就像看體育比賽一樣，你不知道會發生什麼，對吧？

Right.

好吧，我知道了

Well, and would you do a kind of show like that would ever do like a crazy adventure show a show where you do stunts.

那麼，你會不會做這樣的節目... ...會不會做一個瘋狂的冒險節目... ...一個你做特技的節目。

Would you do that?

你會這麼做嗎？

I have an idea to do one for one of these new rocket roller coasters, you know, to go on when I went on one.

我有一個想法，做一個這些新的火箭雲霄飛車， 你知道，去當我去一個。

And, uh, it was really scary.

而且，呃，這真的很可怕。

No.

不知道

So you want to show where you just ride around on a roller coaster, do a different one every week?

所以，你想顯示你只是騎在雲霄飛車上，每週做一個不同的？

A different roller coaster each week.

每週都有不同的雲霄飛車。

Fly fishing something like right.

飛釣這種東西吧。

Right, right.

對，對。

Okay, right now, a lot of it.

好吧，現在，很多。

Your phone's gonna be ringing off the hook.

你的電話會響個不停的

Now we have to talk about the Fatboy Slim video, which is everybody's favorite video this year.

現在我們不得不說說胖子瘦子的視頻，這是今年大家最喜歡的視頻。

Such a great video.

這樣一個偉大的視頻。

Such a great A great concept.

這樣一個偉大的概念。

So well executed, e.

這麼好的執行力，e。

I mean, you're really you're dancing up a storm in this video.

我的意思是，你真的... ...你在這段視頻中跳起了風暴。

It's great to have the opportunity to do that, you know, with my advanced age do that and they don't make musical movies so much anymore.

很高興有機會這樣做，你知道，我的年齡大了，做這個，他們不做音樂電影這麼多了。

So the idea of being able to do that was great.

所以，能夠做到這一點的想法很好。

I did a couple of musical movies, uh, onboard.

我拍了幾部音樂電影，呃，在船上。

I guess Spike Jones must have seen one of them and he had the idea and he approached you.

我猜斯派克-瓊斯一定是看到了其中的一個，他有了這個想法，然後他找上了你。

Did you know that boy Slim?

你認識那個男孩Slim嗎？

Nope.

不對

I didn't.

我沒有啊

No, I should have.

不，我應該有。

But my my music knowledge stops somewhere in the seventies.

但我的音樂知識停留在七十年代的某個地方。

Right?

對吧？

Right.

好吧，我知道了

So?

那又怎樣？

So you weren't but But you you when you saw the finished product, you must have been delighted.

所以你不是，但你你看到成品的時候，你一定很高興。

Yeah, it was terrific.

是的，這是了不起的。

Let's just take a quick look at a clip from this From this video, I'll walk without rhythm and it won't attract the woman walk without with.

我們就從這個視頻中快速的看一個片段吧 從這個視頻中，我走起路來沒有節奏，就不會吸引女人走起路來沒有與。

And it won't attract the world.

也不會吸引全世界的目光。

If you walk without living.

若行無住。

You never let her.

你從來沒有讓她。

Clinton.

克林頓。

That's amazing.

太神奇了

I love I've watched that thing so many times.

我愛我看了那麼多遍的東西。

I really are Those are those hard moves to learn?

我真的是那些難學的動作？

I would love to learn some of those moves.

我很想學一些這些動作。

Can you show me anything from that?

你能給我看點什麼嗎？

A little something a Show me in the next you need Thio.

一個小東西一個顯示在下一個你需要Thio。

Show me.

給我看看

Show me a little something I e.

給我看一點東西，我e。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

No, e e.

不，還有e。

I have to say, that's my favorite.

我不得不說，這是我的最愛。

That is my favorite.

這是我的最愛。

That is my favorite dance move of all time.

這是我最喜歡的舞蹈動作。

That one right there.

那一個就在那裡。

I live in the country, and that's what the raccoons do it.

我住在鄉下，浣熊就是這麼幹的。

Night.

夜。

Oh, Onley you with looking a raccoon and say, That's a dance move right there.

哦，昂利，你看起來像只浣熊，然後說，那是一個舞蹈動作。

America's Sweethearts is in theaters now, and The Seagull opens August 12 at the Delacorte Theater, and people should go and see that it's always a thrill when you're on E.

美國甜心》正在上映，《海鷗》8月12日在德拉科特劇院上映，大家一定要去看看，上E的時候總是很刺激。