And they announced that they're hiring 100,000 new employees.

他們還宣佈要招聘10萬名新員工。

Well, this has led to other opportunities for other businesses as well.

嗯，這也給其他企業帶來了其他的機會。

Check it out.

看看吧

Amazon is hiring 100,000 employees to try to keep up with demand.

亞馬遜正在招聘10萬名員工，試圖滿足需求。

Hi, I'm Jake Taurel, CEO and founder of Poor Choppers.

嗨，我是傑克-陶雷爾，"窮砍手 "的CEO和創始人。

I've been stealing Amazon packages off of porches for over seven years.

我從門廊上偷亞馬遜的包裹已經七年多了。

Now, more packages means more work for me, and I'm swamped.

現在，更多的包裹意味著我的工作更多，我被淹沒了。

The good news is I'm higher.

好消息是我高了。

If you're a sleazeball.

如果你是個混蛋

Package stealing could be for you.

偷包可能適合你。

All you need is no moral compass and the ability to outrun the average stay at home.

你需要的只是沒有道德指南針和超越普通家庭的能力。

Mom.

媽

Plus, you're your own boss unless you count me.

另外，你是你自己的老闆，除非你算上我。

Jake Carol, your boss with poor choppers.

傑克-卡羅爾，你的老闆與可憐的菜刀。

Every morning is like Christmas morning.

每天早上就像聖誕節的早晨。

I got generic Viagra.

我有普通的偉哥。

I got Barbie's dream house.

我得到了芭比娃娃的夢想之屋

I got a mohair sweater.

我有一件馬海毛毛衣。

I think I'm allergic to mohair.

我想我對馬海毛過敏。

If you'd like to interview for a position at poor choppers, meet me in the alley behind the Quiznos on Van Owen.

如果你想去窮菜刀公司面試，就在範歐文的Quiznos後面的巷子裡找我。