You're worrying about getting gifts for the season.

你在為過節買禮物而發愁。

And it's no secret that this holiday season one of the most sought after products is Sony's new PlayStation five.

而這個假期最搶手的產品之一就是索尼的新PlayStation 5，這已經不是什麼祕密了。

I mean, it is almost impossible to get one of these.

我的意思是，這幾乎是不可能得到一個這樣的。

They're really in demand.

他們真的很搶手。

And that's why our own and director, I'm told, has an exciting announcement.

而這也是為什麼我們自己的和導演，據說有一個激動人心的消息。

Andy.

安迪

That's right, Conan, listen up, video game fans.

沒錯，柯南，聽好了，電子遊戲迷們。

I'm giving away a PS five.

我送了一個PS5。

Are you serious?

你是認真的嗎？

You really are.

你真的是。

That's impressive.

真是令人印象深刻。

How did you manage to get your hands on one?

你是怎麼弄到手的？

I didn't, Conan.

我沒有，柯南

I don't care.

我不在乎。

What do you mean?

什麼意思？

Well, I called Sony and I asked them to send me a PS five, and they said, Absolutely not.

好吧，我打電話給索尼，我問他們送我一個PS5，他們說，絕對不行。

But my PS five giveaway solves that problem by using PlayStation math.

但我的PS五贈品通過使用PlayStation數學解決了這個問題。

Enter now and you could win either a PS two and PS 32 PS twos and a PS one five ps one or two PS threes.

現在進入，你可能會贏得一個PS二和PS 32 PS二和PS一五PS一或兩個PS三。

But you have to send me your PS one.

但你得把你的PS的發給我。

Wait, so you're not really giving away a PS five?

等等，所以你不是真的要送PS5？

Well, no, But see each of those prizes equals a PS five, and that's basically the same thing, right?

好吧，不，但你看每一個獎品都等於一個PS五，這基本上是一樣的，對吧？

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

So, for example, a PS four and a PS one?

那麼，比如說，一個PS四和一個PS一？

No PS four Zehr.

沒有PS四澤爾。

Still pretty expensive, but I mean, if someone wins, they can choose to send me their PS four and I'll send them nine p s ones four PS two and PS one to PS three, ps one, ps two and PS one or a PS two, PS one and four.

還是挺貴的，但我的意思是，如果有人贏了，他們可以選擇把他們的PS四送我，我就送他們9個P S一4個PS二和PS一到PS三、PS一、PS二和PS一或者一個PS二、PS一和四。

Handheld ps ps.

手持式PS PS。

I figure one PSP is about 1.5 of a PS one.

我算了一下，一個PSP大約是一個PS的1.5。

I'm That's really confusing.

我... ...那真的很困惑。

And that's just for the second place winner.

這還只是針對第二名的獲獎者。

The grand prize winner will receive the equivalent of two PS pipes 10 ps two sawed in half Enter to win at team coco dot com slash Not a real contest slash fake slash enter slash give away slash B s five hyphen.

大獎得主將獲得相當於兩根PS管10根PS兩根鋸成兩半的獎品 進入團隊coco點com贏取大獎 斜槓 不是真的比賽 斜槓假的 進入斜槓 送出斜槓 B s五連字元。

Sony slash equal sign Question mark Question Mark Pound sign slash space Heather.

索尼斜線等號問號問號磅號斜線空格海瑟。

God, you're just gonna piss people off and then I'm the one that takes the heat.

天啊，你就是要把人惹急了，然後我才是那個受氣的人。