THIS IS WORKING OUT!

這是工作了！

WELCOME TO A "LATE SHOW."

歡迎來到 "晚間秀"。

I'M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT.

我是你的主持人STEPHEN COLBERT。

TO ALL MY JEWISH VIEWERS OUT THERE, HAPPY FIRST NIGHT OF

我所有的猶太觀眾在那裡， 快樂的第一夜，

CHANUKAH!

CHANUKAH！

AND TO MY NON-JEWISH VIEWERS, CH-APPY THCHURSDAY.

對於我的非猶太人觀眾，CH -APPY THURSDAY。

HANUKKAH IS A BEAUTIFUL HOLIDAY WHERE FAMILIES AROUND THE WORLD

哈努卡節是一個美好的節日，世界各地的家庭都在這裡度過。

LIGHT THE MENORAH, TELL THE STORY OF THE MACCABEES, AND

點亮月光燈，講好麥卡比的故事，並。

INSTILL CHILDREN WITH A LIFELONG GAMBLING ADDICTION.

培養孩子對賭博有長期的癮。

"COME ON, GIMEL!

"來吧，GIMEL！

SHIN?

申？

I CAN'T PUT THREE PIECES OF GELT IN.

我不能把三塊膠水放進去。

RABBI HERSCHEL'S GOING TO BUST MY KNEECAPS!"

拉比-赫舍爾要打碎我的膝蓋骨！"

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT 5781 HAS BEEN ONE LOOONG LUNAR YEAR.

我不知道你怎麼想，但5781已經是一個漫長的農曆年了。

IS IT DECEMBER 10?

是12月10日嗎？

FEELS LIKE THE 289TH OF ADAR.

感覺就像第289天的ADAR。

BUT I'M GLAD HANUKKAH'S HERE.

但我很高興HANUKKAH在這裡。

WE NEED TO SHINE A LITTLE LIGHT INTO THIS WORLD.

我們需要在這個世界上照亮一點光。

BECAUSE YESTERDAY, THE UNITED STATES SURPASSED 3,000 COVID

因為昨天，美國突破了3000個公民的身份

DEATHS IN A DAY FOR THE FIRST TIME.

第一次一天內死亡。

LUCKILY, THE VACCINE IS ALREADY BEING ADMINISTERED, AND SHOULD

幸運的是，疫苗已經在管理中，並應

BE APPROVED ANY MINUTE IN AMERICA.

在美國的任何時刻都會被準許。

I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT I IN TONIGHT'S EDITION OF "CATCH A

我將在今晚的 "捉迷藏 "中告訴你我的一切。

THIRD WAVE: ENDLESS BUMMER."

第三波：無盡的繁榮。"

>> HEY!

>> 嘿！

I'M AN ANTI-VAXXER!

我是一個反VAXER！

THEY'RE TRYING TO MICROCHIP US, PEOPLE!

他們想給我們裝芯片，夥計們！

AHHHH!

AHHHH！

(AIR HORN) >> Stephen: ENDLESS BUMMER.

[氣喇叭] >> 斯蒂芬。無盡的嗡嗡聲。

TODAY, THE F.D.A. ADVISORY PANEL CONSIDERED WHETHER TO GRANT THE

今天，金融管理局諮詢小組審議了是否準許該項目。

PFIZER VACCINE "EMERGENCY USE AUTHORIZATION."

全氟辛酸疫苗 "緊急使用授權"。

THE FIRST DOSES WILL BE ROLLING OUT TO HEALTH WORKERS AND

第一批劑量將發放給衛生工作者和其他人員。

LONG-TERM CARE FACILITY RESIDENTS WITHIN DAYS.

長期護理機構的居民在日內。

THAT'S WHY I'M HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE WE ARE NOW CALLING THIS SHOW "A

這就是為什麼我很高興地宣佈，我們現在把這個節目叫做 "A"。

LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT ASSISTED LIVING FACILITY."

"晚間節目與斯蒂芬-科爾伯特協助生活設施。"

FEATURING JON BATISTE AND STAY PUDDING!

由JON BATISTE和STAY PUDDING主演!

DISTRIBUTION IS GOING TO BE A CHALLENGE, IN PART, BECAUSE

分銷將是一個挑戰，部分原因是： 1.

PFIZER'S VACCINE MUST BE STORED AT MINUS 94 DEGREES.

PFIZER的疫苗必須儲存在94度以下。

AND I'M BEING TOLD WE HAVE A PHOTO OF THE FIRST PERSON TO GET

我被告知，我們有一個第一人的照片得到了

THIS VACCINE.

這種疫苗。

LOOKING GOOD.

看起來不錯。

NOW, BECAUSE THE VACCINE HAS TO BE SHIPPED THAT COLD, DRY ICE

現在，因為疫苗必須被運送到那個寒冷的，乾燥的冰塊上。

SALES ARE BOOMING.

鹽是蓬勃發展的。

BUT THAT MUCH DRY ICE IS GOING TO REQUIRE SPECIAL PRECAUTIONS,

但這麼多的乾冰需要特別注意。

WHICH IS WHY THE C.D.C.

這就是為什麼C.D.C.的原因。

RECOMMENDS THAT THE SHOT SHOULD BE ADMINISTERED ONLY BY '80S

建議只有80年代的人才能管理這一鏡頭。

HAIR BANDS.

髮帶：

OF COURSE, WITH ALL THE VACCINE CONSPIRACIES OUT THERE, MANY

當然，與所有的 疫苗陰謀在那裡，許多人，

AMERICANS ARE SAYING: ♪ WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ♪

美國人說："我們不會接受它

♪ NO, WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT! ♪ >> STEPHEN: ONE UNFORESEEN

不，我們不會接受的！

PROBLEM?

問題？

THE CHEESE INDUSTRY IS THREATENED BY THE COVID DRY ICE

奶酪行業受到科維德干冰的威脅。

DEMAND, BECAUSE DRY ICE IS ESSENTIAL IN MAKING DAIRY

需求，因為乾冰是製作奶製品的必要條件。

CULTURES, USED TO MAKE CHEESE, AND A SHORTAGE WOULD BE

文化，用於製作奶酪，和一個短缺的將是

DEVASTATING.

毀滅性的。

NO!

不！

SNOW, SCIENCE!

雪，科學！

YOU CAN'T MAKE AMERICANS CHOOSE BETWEEN THE THING WE NEED TO

你不能讓美國人在我們需要的東西之間做出選擇。

LIVE AND A VACCINE.

活著的時候，也是一針興奮劑。

TELL YOU WHAT, HERE'S A COMPROMISE: JUST INJECT US WITH

告訴你吧，這是一個妥協。只要給我們注射

THE CHEESE.

奶酪。

TIME FOR MY BOOSTER SHOT.

時間為我的助推器拍攝。

OH!

哦！

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

我馬上回來。

THIS WAS MY IDEA, YOU WILL REMEMBER.

這是我的想法，你會記得的。

IN REWRITE I SAID GIVE IT IN MY MOUTH.

在改寫中，我說給它在我的嘴。

SHUT UP NEXT TIME, ME.

下次閉嘴，我。

MEANWHILE, THE ADMINISTRATION, TO TAKE THEIR MINDS OFF OF THE

同時，政府也要讓他們的注意力集中在... ...

GLOBAL CRISIS THEY'VE TRIED TO IGNORE, LAST NIGHT THREW TWO

* Global CRISIS THEY'VE TRIED TO IGNEPORE, LAST NIGHT THREW TWO * 全球危機，他們一直試圖忽視，昨晚，兩個

WHITE HOUSE HANUKKAH PARTIES.

白宮哈努卡派對：

REPORTEDLY, THE PRESIDENT SKIPPED THE FIRST PARTY BUT

據報道，主席跳過了第一次聚會，但沒有參加。

STOPPED BY THE SECOND.

被秒停了。

I'M GUESSING BETWEEN THE TWO PARTIES, SOMEONE MUST HAVE TOLD

我猜在兩方之間，一定有人告訴過你。

HIM WHAT LATKES ARE.

他什麼緯度是。

(AS AIDE) "SIR, THEY'RE POTATOES, BUT

(助手) "先生，它們是洋芋，但是... ...

THEY'RE DEEP-FRIED AND--" THE PRESIDENT GREETED HIS GUESTS

他們是深炸的，而且--"主席向來賓致意。

AND SPOKE ABOUT THE TRUE MEANING OF THIS RELIGIOUS HOLIDAY:

並談到了這個宗教節日的真正含義。

>> WE GOT 75-- ALMOST 75 MILLION VOTES.

>> 我們得到了75 -- 差不多7500萬張選票。

THINK OF THIS.

想想這個。

THE FIRST TIME, WE GOT 63 MILLION.

第一次，我們得到了6300萬。

SECOND TIME, WE GOT 75 MILLION.

第二次，我們得到了7500萬。

>> STEPHEN: NOW, THAT MIGHT SEEM LIKE A PATHETIC OLD MAN CLINGING

>> 現在，這看起來像是一個病態的老男人在堅持

TO PAST GLORIES, BUT HIS CLAIMS OF ELECTION FRAUD ACTUALLY HAVE

過去的榮耀，但他對選舉舞弊的指控實際上已經有了

A LOT IN COMMON WITH HANUKKAH.

與HANUKKAH有很多共同之處。

THEY BOTH INVOLVE A MYSTERIOUS, ENDLESS SUPPLY OF OIL.

它們都涉及到一個神祕的，無盡的石油供應。

OF COURSE, THE PRESIDENT'S TIME IN OFFICE IS DWINDLING.

當然，總統在任的時間是枯燥的。

YESTERDAY, WE REACHED AN IMPORTANT MILESTONE:

昨天，我們達到了一個重要的里程碑。

ALL 50 STATES AND THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA HAVE NOW CERTIFIED

所有50個州和哥倫比亞特區現在都已獲得認證。

THEIR PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION RESULTS.

的選舉結果。

AND THE "LATE SHOW" IS READY TO PROJECT THAT JOE BIDEN HAS WON

"晚間秀 "準備投射喬-比登獲勝的消息。

THE 2020 ELECTION.

2020年的選舉。

FIVE WEEKS AGO.

五個星期前。

THAT IS THE TENTH TIME WE'VE PROJECTED THAT, SO NOT ONLY WILL

這已經是我們第十次投射了，所以不僅會。

JOE BIDEN BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, HE ALSO

喬-比登是下一任美國總統，他還

WON A FREE SUB.

贏得了一個免費的sub。

BUT, SURPRISE, SURPRISE, THE CURRENT PRESIDENT STILL REFUSES

但是，令人驚訝的是，令人驚訝的是，現任總統仍然拒絕了

TO ADMIT HE LOST.

承認他輸了。

I'LL SHARE HIS LAST GASPS IN TONIGHT'S THRILLING:

我將分享他最後的喘息 在今晚的驚心動魄。

I GET KNOCKED DOWN.

我被打倒了。

I GET KNOCKED DOWN AGAIN.

我又被打倒了。

I KEEP GETTING KNOCKED DOWN.

我一直被打倒。

I GET KNOCKED DOWN.

我被打倒了。

GET KNOCKED DOWN AGAIN.

再一次被擊倒。

MY PANTS ARE GETTING BROWN!

我的褲子都變黃了!

I GET KNOCKED DOWN.

我被打倒了。

GET KNOCKED DOWN AGAIN.

再一次被擊倒。

I KEEP GETTING KNOCKED DOWN.

我一直被打倒。

I GET KNOCKED DOWN.

我被打倒了。

AND KNOCKED TOWN AND KNOCKED DOWN!

敲開城門，敲開城門!

>> THE ROAD FROM THE WHITE HOUSE!

>> 從白宮出來的路！

>> Stephen: THAT WAS LONGER THAN I EXPECTED IT TO BE.

>> Stephen:這比我預想的要長。

THIS IS SALTIER THAN I EXPECTED, THAT WAS LONGER THAN I EXPECTED.

這比我預期的要鹹，這比我預期的要長。

THE PRESIDENT HAS NOW PLACED ALL OF HIS HOPES TO OVERTURN

主席現在已經把所有的希望都寄託在扭轉局勢上。

DEMOCRACY ON THE SUPREME COURT.

最高法院的民主。

SPECIFICALLY, HE'S JOINING A LAWSUIT FILED BY TEXAS ATTORNEY

特別是，他加入了由德州律師提起的訴訟。

GENERAL AND MAN HOLDING IN A BURP AND A FART AT THE SAME

將軍和男人在同一時間抱著打嗝和放屁。

TIME, KEN PAXTON.

時間，肯-帕克斯頓。

IN HIS LAWSUIT, PAXTON CLAIMS THAT TEXAS' RIGHTS WERE VIOLATED

在他的訴訟中，帕克斯頓聲稱德州的權利受到了侵犯。

WHEN MICHIGAN, GEORGIA, PENNSYLVANIA AND WISCONSIN

當密歇根州、佐治亞州、賓夕法尼亞州和威斯康星州

CHANGED THEIR ELECTION LAWS TO ALLOW MORE MAIL-IN VOTING.

改變了他們的選舉法，允許更多的郵寄投票。

BUT TEXAS DOESN'T GET TO DECIDE THE ELECTION RULES IN OTHER

但德州不能決定其他地區的選舉規則。

STATES.

國家：

HE'S NOT JUST CHANGING THE RULES OF THE GAME, HE'S CHANGING THE

他不僅改變了遊戲規則，他還改變了...

GAME.

遊戲：

IT REMINDS ME OF THAT THRILLING MOMENT IN "THE QUEEN'S GAMBIT:"

這讓我想起了 "女王的賭注 "中那驚心動魄的一幕：

>> YAHTZEE!

>> YAHTZEE！

( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: STILL PRETTY GOOD.

( 掌聲 ) >> Stephen: 還是很不錯的。

AND IT'S NOT JUST TEXAS.

不僅僅是德州。

YESTERDAY, PAXTON WAS JOINED BY REPUBLICAN ATTORNEYS GENERAL IN

明天，帕克斯頓與共和黨總檢察長一起參加了會議。

17 STATES.

17國：

HMM.

HMM。

I FORGET...

我忘了...

WHAT DO YOU CALL IT WHEN A BUNCH OF STATES BAND TOGETHER TO SAY

當一群州的人聯合起來說：

THE OTHER STATES ELECTED THE WRONG PRESIDENT?

其他州選錯了總統？

SOME SORT OF GROUPING OR "CONFEDERATION" OF STATES.

某種形式的國家集團或 "聯邦"。

I SEE WHY THEY KEPT ALL THOSE FLAGS.

我知道為什麼他們要保留這些旗幟了。

BUT THE SWING STATES GETTING SUED ARE NOT WORRIED.

但被起訴的搖擺州並不擔心。

EVEN TEXAS SENATOR AND GALLON OF FROZEN MILK, JOHN CORNYN, TOLD

甚至德州參議員和一桶凍牛奶，約翰-科寧，告訴。

CNN'S MANU RAJU, "I READ JUST THE SUMMARY OF IT, AND I FRANKLY

CNN的MANU RAJU，"我只讀了它的摘要，我很坦率的說

STRUGGLE TO UNDERSTAND THE LEGAL THEORY OF IT."

掙扎著去理解它的法律理論"。

LET ME EXPLAIN: THE TEXAS ATTORNEY GENERAL IS JUST

讓我來解釋一下：德州檢察長只是...

CARRYING WATER FOR THE PRESIDENT, CITING THE LANDMARK

為主席運水，引證地標。

CASE OF BROWN V. NOSE.

布朗訴鼻子案。

CORNYN ADDED, "WHY WOULD A STATE, EVEN SUCH A GREAT STATE

CORNYN補充說："為什麼一個國家，甚至是一個偉大的國家，

AS TEXAS, HAVE A SAY SO ON HOW OTHER STATES ADMINISTER THEIR

作為墨西哥州，對其他州如何管理自己的國家有發言權嗎？

ELECTIONS?" YEAH!

選舉？"YEAH！

YOU "DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS," BUT TEXAS CAN MESS WITH OTHER

你 "不惹德州"，但德州可以惹其他的人

STATES?

國家？

I SAY IT'S TIME FOR WISCONSIN TO CHANGE ITS MOTTO TO "WELCOME TO

我說，現在是時候讓威斯康星州改變我的口號 "歡迎來到

WISCONSIN-- WHAT ALAMO?" BIG FACEBOOK NEWS!

WISCONSIN--What ALAMO?" BIG FACEBOOK NEWS!

NO, YOUR OLD FRIENDS FROM CAMP HAVEN'T STOPPED BEING MAD THAT

不，你在營地的老朋友們還沒有停止發火

YOU DIDN'T SHOW UP TO THE ZOOM REUNION.

你沒來參加ZOOM的聚會。

YESTERDAY, THE U.S. GOVERNMENT AND 48 ATTORNEYS GENERAL FILED

明天，美國政府和48名律師提出了：

ANTITRUST LAWSUITS AGAINST FACEBOOK, CALLING IT AN ILLEGAL

反壟斷法訴FACEBOOK，稱其為非法。

MONOPOLY.

單價。

YES, IT'S JUST LIKE MONOPOLY.

是的，它就像壟斷。

EXCEPT EVERY TIME YOU PASS GO, INSTEAD OF GETTING $200,

除了每次你通過去，在得到200美元。

ZUCKERBERG SELLS YOUR DATA TO A MOLDOVAN SPAM FARM.

ZUCKERBERG把你的數據賣給了一個MOLDOVAN垃圾場。

THE SUITS SPECIFICALLY POINT TO FACEBOOK'S PURCHASE OF INSTAGRAM

訴訟具體指向FACEBOOK的購買INSTAGRAM。

AND WHATSAPP, WHICH GAVE CONSUMERS FEWER SOCIAL

和WHATSAPP，給消費者帶來更少的社交。

NETWORKING OPTIONS.

網絡選擇。

SO THE F.T.C. IS SAYING THAT FACEBOOK MUST BE BROKEN UP.

所以聯邦貿易委員會說，FACEBOOK必須解散。

TO BE CLEAR, FACEBOOK HAS NOT BEEN BROKEN UP YET, BUT IT HAS

澄清一下，FACEBOOK還沒有解散，但已經解散了。

CHANGED ITS STATUS TO "IT'S COMPLICATED."

把狀態改為 "它很複雜"。

OF COURSE, IF FACEBOOK DOES BREAK UP, IT FACES THE DAUNTING

當然，如果FACEBOOK分手了，它面臨的是大限。

TASK OF GOING THROUGH AND MANUALLY UN-TAGGING ALL THE

遍歷並手動取消所有標籤的任務。

PHOTOS OF IT TOGETHER.

它的照片一起。

NOW, MY WRITERS ASSURE ME THOSE JKES THAT I JUST TOLD MAKE

現在，我的作家們向我保證，我剛才說的那些JKES會讓你的生活變得更美好。

SENSE.

感。

I WOULDN'T KNOW, I'VE NEVER BEEN ON THE Facebook MYSELF.

我不知道，我從來沒有上過Facebook自己。

I DO ALL MY SOCIAL NETWORKING ON STEVE-SPACE.

我的所有社交網絡都是在STEVE-SPACE上進行的。

IT'S A GREAT PLACE TO HANG OUT, SHARE PHOTOS, AND CATCH UP WITH

這是一個很好的聚會、分享照片、和朋友哈拉的地方。

OTHER STEVES.

其他STEVES：

SEND ME A DIRECT-STEVE, AND I'LL ALLOW YOU TO ACCESS MY

發給我一個直接-史蒂夫，我會讓你訪問我的。

STEVE-STREAM.

STEVE -STRAM.

SO FACEBOOK COULD BE IN REAL TROUBLE.

所以FACEBOOK可能會陷入真正的困境。

WHICH SEEMS CRAZY, BECAUSE THEY LOOK SO HAPPY IN ALL THE PICS

這看起來很瘋狂，因為他們在所有的照片中看起來都很開心。

THEY POST.

他們發佈。

THEIR LIFE IS DEFINITELY WAY BETTER THAN MINE.

他們的生活肯定比我的生活要好。

HEY, SPEAKING OF THINGS BILLIONAIRES OWN BREAKING UP,

嘿，說起那些億萬富翁們擁有的東西分手。

YESTERDAY WE GOT SOME EXCITING FOOTAGE FROM SPACEX, THE COMPANY

今天，我們從SPACEX公司獲得了一些令人振奮的鏡頭。

FOUNDED BY TECH ENTREPRENEUR AND MAN WHO COMES PRE-MADAME

由科技創業者和先來後到的人創辦。

TUSSAUD-ED, ELON MUSK.

TUSSAUD -ED，ELON MUSK。

SPACEX HAS BEEN WORKING ON A ROCKET TO MARS, AND WEDNESDAY

SPACEX公司一直在進行火星火箭的工作，而本週三...

THE COMPANY TESTED THEIR NEWEST STARSHIP MODEL "SN-8."

公司測試了最新的星艦模型 "SN -8"。

CHECK IT OUT!

看看吧!

THAT'S STRAIGHT OUT OF THE SCI-FI OF MY CHILDHOOD.

這是直接從我童年的科幻片中走出來的。

JUST LOOKING AT THAT MAKES ME WANT TO EAT SPACE FOOD STICKS

光是看一眼，我就想吃太空食品棒子了

AND CAMPAIGN FOR GEORGE MCGOVERN!

併為喬治-麥戈文競選！

WE EVEN HAVE EARLY FOOTAGE OF THE FEARLESS ASTRONAUTS WHO

我們甚至有早期的鏡頭，無畏的天文學家誰

CONDUCTED TESTING ON THE FIRST PROTOTYPE.

對第一種原型進行了測試。

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

>> STEPHEN: SO HOW'D THEY DO THIS TIME?

>> 他們這次是怎麼做的？

LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE UNMANNED TEST LAUNCH.

讓我們來看看無人駕駛測試發射。

THERE IT IS, BLASTING OFF INTO THE FUTURE!

它在那裡，飛向未來!

LOOKING GOOD, ASCENDING CLEANLY, SLIPPING THE SURLY BONDS OF

看起來很好，乾淨利落的上升，滑過了那詭譎的骨架。

EARTH TO TOUCH THE FACE OF-- OKAY, NOW IT'S TAKING A NAP!

地球的臉... 好了，現在它要睡覺了！

DON'T-- NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT, JUST

不要... 沒什麼好擔心的，只是...

COMING DOWN.

下來。

THAT'S ACTUALLY -- OKAY, REIGNITION!

這實際上是... 好吧，共和！

THE BIG MOMENT: THEY'RE BACKING HER IN SLOWLY.

重要的時刻。他們在緩慢地支持她。

BEEP, BEEP, BEEP...

嗶，嗶，嗶，嗶，嗶... ...

(EXPLOSION) OH!

（爆炸）哦！

I HOPE THEY SPRANG FOR THE COLLISION DAMAGE WAIVER.

我希望他們能爭取到碰撞傷害豁免。

I'M SURE IT'LL BUFF RIGHT OUT.

我相信它會馬上就好起來的。

BUT MUSK INSISTS THAT THE EXPLOSION WASN'T A SURPRISE

但穆斯克堅持認為爆炸並不令人意外

BECAUSE THAT ROCKET ONLY "HAD A ONE-IN-THREE CHANCE OF LANDING

因為那枚炮彈只有 "三分之一的落地機率"。

SAFELY," AND "WE GOT ALL THE DATA WE NEEDED!"

安全，"和 "我們得到了所有的數據，我們需要！"

AND THIS "BELLY FLOP" TECHNIQUE IS INTENDED TO BE THE STARSHIP'S

而這個 "翻腹 "技術是星際飛船的技術。

METHOD TO SAFELY PASS THROUGH THE EARTH'S ATMOSPHERE.

安全通過地球大氣層的方法：

TOTALLY HEAR YOU, ELON.

我聽到了，埃隆。

JUST LIKE ALL MY BELLY FLOPS WERE ALWAYS ON PURPOSE, AND NICK

就像我所有的肚皮拖鞋一直都是有目的的，而NICK

MCGOOKIN WAS LAUGHING ONLY BECAUSE HE DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THE

MCGOOKIN在笑，只是因為他不明白。

DATA MY BRIGHT PINK STOMACH WAS COLLECTING.

我的亮粉色氣管正在收集的數據。

ANYWAY, I'M SURE THEY'LL FIGURE THIS OUT.

無論如何，我肯定他們會解決這個問題。

I MEAN IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE-- WHAT?

我的意思是，這不是火箭科學 - 什麼？

I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A HUGE FAN OF COLORS.

我一直都是顏色的粉絲。

A BIT OF A SUBJECT CHANGE.

一點點的主題變化。

I'LL WARN YOU, WE'RE ON TO A NEW SUBJECT RIGHT NOW.

我警告你，我們現在進入了一個新的主題。

I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A HUGE FAN OF COLORS --

我一直都是色彩的粉絲...

BLUE, GREEN, THE OTHERS.

藍色，綠色，其他的。

THAT'S WHY I ALWAYS LOOK FORWARD TO THE ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE COLOR

這就是為什麼我總是期待著顏色的公佈。

OF THE YEAR FROM THE PANTONE COLOR INSTITUTE.

潘通色彩研究所的年度大獎。

I BELIEVE WE HAVE A PICTURE OF THEIR DISTINGUISHED FACULTY.

我相信我們有一張他們的師資隊伍的照片。

BUT 2021 IS GOING TO BE A LITTLE DIFFERENT, BECAUSE FOR THE

但是，2021年將會有一點不同，因為對於我們來說。

UPCOMING YEAR, PANTONE REVEALED NOT ONE, BUT TWO HUES:

明年，PANTONE公佈的不是一個，而是兩個HUES。

ULTIMATE GRAY AND ILLUMINATING.

最高的灰色和發光。

COOL.

酷。

LET ME "ILLUMINATE" YOU ON SOMETHING, PANTONE: THAT'S GRAY

讓我來 "點亮 "你，PANTONE。那是灰色的

AND YELLOW.

和黃色。

CAN I SEE THOSE COLORS AGAIN?

我又能看到那些顏色了嗎？

IT LOOKS LIKE THE TWO COLORS OF SNOW YOU SHOULDN'T EAT.

它看起來像兩種顏色的雪，你不應該吃。

ALSO, AND I DON'T WANT TO GET TECH HERE, GRAY ISN'T EVEN A

另外，我不想在這裡搞技術，灰色甚至不是一個。

COLOR!

顏色！

IT'S AN ACHROMATIC SHADE.

這是一個變色的陰影。

THAT LITERALLY MEANS "WITHOUT COLOR."

那字面上的意思是 "沒有顏色"。

YOU CAN'T HAVE A COLOR OF THE YEAR THAT ISN'T A COLOR.

你不能有一個不是顏色的年度顏色。

THIS IS 2014 ALL OVER AGAIN, WHEN "PEOPLE" MAGAZINE ANNOUNCED

這是2014年又來了，當《人物》雜誌宣佈的時候

THEIR NEW "SEXIEST MAN ALIVE:" A SUNBEAM FOUR-SLOT TOASTER.

他們新的 "最性感的男人"："太陽光四點式烤麵包機"。

WITH THESE COLORS, PANTONE SAYS THEY'RE TRYING TO CAPTURE OUR

通過這些顏色，PANTONE表示他們正試圖抓住我們的注意力。

FEELINGS GOING INTO THE NEW YEAR, BUT I GOT TO TELL YOU,

進入新年的感覺，但我得告訴你。

THEY WERE MUCH MORE ACCURATE LAST YEAR, WHEN THEY SELECTED

去年他們選擇的時候，準確度更高。

2020'S COLOR: CLASSIC BLUE, WHICH THEY DESCRIBED AS A COLOR