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  • LOOK AT YOU THERE WATCHING THE TV AND ME DOING A SHOW!

    看看你在那裡看電視,我在做節目!

  • THIS IS WORKING OUT!

    這是工作了!

  • WELCOME TO A "LATE SHOW."

    歡迎來到 "晚間秀"。

  • I'M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT.

    我是你的主持人STEPHEN COLBERT。

  • TO ALL MY JEWISH VIEWERS OUT THERE, HAPPY FIRST NIGHT OF

    我所有的猶太觀眾在那裡, 快樂的第一夜,

  • CHANUKAH!

    CHANUKAH!

  • AND TO MY NON-JEWISH VIEWERS, CH-APPY THCHURSDAY.

    對於我的非猶太人觀眾,CH -APPY THURSDAY。

  • HANUKKAH IS A BEAUTIFUL HOLIDAY WHERE FAMILIES AROUND THE WORLD

    哈努卡節是一個美好的節日,世界各地的家庭都在這裡度過。

  • LIGHT THE MENORAH, TELL THE STORY OF THE MACCABEES, AND

    點亮月光燈,講好麥卡比的故事,並。

  • INSTILL CHILDREN WITH A LIFELONG GAMBLING ADDICTION.

    培養孩子對賭博有長期的癮。

  • "COME ON, GIMEL!

    "來吧,GIMEL!

  • SHIN?

    申?

  • I CAN'T PUT THREE PIECES OF GELT IN.

    我不能把三塊膠水放進去。

  • RABBI HERSCHEL'S GOING TO BUST MY KNEECAPS!"

    拉比-赫舍爾要打碎我的膝蓋骨!"

  • I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT 5781 HAS BEEN ONE LOOONG LUNAR YEAR.

    我不知道你怎麼想,但5781已經是一個漫長的農曆年了。

  • IS IT DECEMBER 10?

    是12月10日嗎?

  • FEELS LIKE THE 289TH OF ADAR.

    感覺就像第289天的ADAR。

  • BUT I'M GLAD HANUKKAH'S HERE.

    但我很高興HANUKKAH在這裡。

  • WE NEED TO SHINE A LITTLE LIGHT INTO THIS WORLD.

    我們需要在這個世界上照亮一點光。

  • BECAUSE YESTERDAY, THE UNITED STATES SURPASSED 3,000 COVID

    因為昨天,美國突破了3000個公民的身份

  • DEATHS IN A DAY FOR THE FIRST TIME.

    第一次一天內死亡。

  • LUCKILY, THE VACCINE IS ALREADY BEING ADMINISTERED, AND SHOULD

    幸運的是,疫苗已經在管理中,並應

  • BE APPROVED ANY MINUTE IN AMERICA.

    在美國的任何時刻都會被準許。

  • I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT I IN TONIGHT'S EDITION OF "CATCH A

    我將在今晚的 "捉迷藏 "中告訴你我的一切。

  • THIRD WAVE: ENDLESS BUMMER."

    第三波:無盡的繁榮。"

  • >> HEY!

    >> 嘿!

  • I'M AN ANTI-VAXXER!

    我是一個反VAXER!

  • THEY'RE TRYING TO MICROCHIP US, PEOPLE!

    他們想給我們裝芯片,夥計們!

  • AHHHH!

    AHHHH!

  • (AIR HORN) >> Stephen: ENDLESS BUMMER.

    [氣喇叭] >> 斯蒂芬。無盡的嗡嗡聲。

  • TODAY, THE F.D.A. ADVISORY PANEL CONSIDERED WHETHER TO GRANT THE

    今天,金融管理局諮詢小組審議了是否準許該項目。

  • PFIZER VACCINE "EMERGENCY USE AUTHORIZATION."

    全氟辛酸疫苗 "緊急使用授權"。

  • THE FIRST DOSES WILL BE ROLLING OUT TO HEALTH WORKERS AND

    第一批劑量將發放給衛生工作者和其他人員。

  • LONG-TERM CARE FACILITY RESIDENTS WITHIN DAYS.

    長期護理機構的居民在日內。

  • THAT'S WHY I'M HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE WE ARE NOW CALLING THIS SHOW "A

    這就是為什麼我很高興地宣佈,我們現在把這個節目叫做 "A"。

  • LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT ASSISTED LIVING FACILITY."

    "晚間節目與斯蒂芬-科爾伯特協助生活設施。"

  • FEATURING JON BATISTE AND STAY PUDDING!

    由JON BATISTE和STAY PUDDING主演!

  • DISTRIBUTION IS GOING TO BE A CHALLENGE, IN PART, BECAUSE

    分銷將是一個挑戰,部分原因是: 1.

  • PFIZER'S VACCINE MUST BE STORED AT MINUS 94 DEGREES.

    PFIZER的疫苗必須儲存在94度以下。

  • AND I'M BEING TOLD WE HAVE A PHOTO OF THE FIRST PERSON TO GET

    我被告知,我們有一個第一人的照片得到了

  • THIS VACCINE.

    這種疫苗。

  • LOOKING GOOD.

    看起來不錯。

  • NOW, BECAUSE THE VACCINE HAS TO BE SHIPPED THAT COLD, DRY ICE

    現在,因為疫苗必須被運送到那個寒冷的,乾燥的冰塊上。

  • SALES ARE BOOMING.

    鹽是蓬勃發展的。

  • BUT THAT MUCH DRY ICE IS GOING TO REQUIRE SPECIAL PRECAUTIONS,

    但這麼多的乾冰需要特別注意。

  • WHICH IS WHY THE C.D.C.

    這就是為什麼C.D.C.的原因。

  • RECOMMENDS THAT THE SHOT SHOULD BE ADMINISTERED ONLY BY '80S

    建議只有80年代的人才能管理這一鏡頭。

  • HAIR BANDS.

    髮帶:

  • OF COURSE, WITH ALL THE VACCINE CONSPIRACIES OUT THERE, MANY

    當然,與所有的 疫苗陰謀在那裡,許多人,

  • AMERICANS ARE SAYING: ♪ WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT

    美國人說:"我們不會接受它

  • NO, WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT! ♪ >> STEPHEN: ONE UNFORESEEN

    不,我們不會接受的!

  • PROBLEM?

    問題?

  • THE CHEESE INDUSTRY IS THREATENED BY THE COVID DRY ICE

    奶酪行業受到科維德干冰的威脅。

  • DEMAND, BECAUSE DRY ICE IS ESSENTIAL IN MAKING DAIRY

    需求,因為乾冰是製作奶製品的必要條件。

  • CULTURES, USED TO MAKE CHEESE, AND A SHORTAGE WOULD BE

    文化,用於製作奶酪,和一個短缺的將是

  • DEVASTATING.

    毀滅性的。

  • NO!

    不!

  • SNOW, SCIENCE!

    雪,科學!

  • YOU CAN'T MAKE AMERICANS CHOOSE BETWEEN THE THING WE NEED TO

    你不能讓美國人在我們需要的東西之間做出選擇。

  • LIVE AND A VACCINE.

    活著的時候,也是一針興奮劑。

  • TELL YOU WHAT, HERE'S A COMPROMISE: JUST INJECT US WITH

    告訴你吧,這是一個妥協。只要給我們注射

  • THE CHEESE.

    奶酪。

  • TIME FOR MY BOOSTER SHOT.

    時間為我的助推器拍攝。

  • OH!

    哦!

  • I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

    我馬上回來。

  • THIS WAS MY IDEA, YOU WILL REMEMBER.

    這是我的想法,你會記得的。

  • IN REWRITE I SAID GIVE IT IN MY MOUTH.

    在改寫中,我說給它在我的嘴。

  • SHUT UP NEXT TIME, ME.

    下次閉嘴,我。

  • MEANWHILE, THE ADMINISTRATION, TO TAKE THEIR MINDS OFF OF THE

    同時,政府也要讓他們的注意力集中在... ...

  • GLOBAL CRISIS THEY'VE TRIED TO IGNORE, LAST NIGHT THREW TWO

    * Global CRISIS THEY'VE TRIED TO IGNEPORE, LAST NIGHT THREW TWO * 全球危機,他們一直試圖忽視,昨晚,兩個

  • WHITE HOUSE HANUKKAH PARTIES.

    白宮哈努卡派對:

  • REPORTEDLY, THE PRESIDENT SKIPPED THE FIRST PARTY BUT

    據報道,主席跳過了第一次聚會,但沒有參加。

  • STOPPED BY THE SECOND.

    被秒停了。

  • I'M GUESSING BETWEEN THE TWO PARTIES, SOMEONE MUST HAVE TOLD

    我猜在兩方之間,一定有人告訴過你。

  • HIM WHAT LATKES ARE.

    他什麼緯度是。

  • (AS AIDE) "SIR, THEY'RE POTATOES, BUT

    (助手) "先生,它們是洋芋,但是... ...

  • THEY'RE DEEP-FRIED AND--" THE PRESIDENT GREETED HIS GUESTS

    他們是深炸的,而且--"主席向來賓致意。

  • AND SPOKE ABOUT THE TRUE MEANING OF THIS RELIGIOUS HOLIDAY:

    並談到了這個宗教節日的真正含義。

  • >> WE GOT 75-- ALMOST 75 MILLION VOTES.

    >> 我們得到了75 -- 差不多7500萬張選票。

  • THINK OF THIS.

    想想這個。

  • THE FIRST TIME, WE GOT 63 MILLION.

    第一次,我們得到了6300萬。

  • SECOND TIME, WE GOT 75 MILLION.

    第二次,我們得到了7500萬。

  • >> STEPHEN: NOW, THAT MIGHT SEEM LIKE A PATHETIC OLD MAN CLINGING

    >> 現在,這看起來像是一個病態的老男人在堅持

  • TO PAST GLORIES, BUT HIS CLAIMS OF ELECTION FRAUD ACTUALLY HAVE

    過去的榮耀,但他對選舉舞弊的指控實際上已經有了

  • A LOT IN COMMON WITH HANUKKAH.

    與HANUKKAH有很多共同之處。

  • THEY BOTH INVOLVE A MYSTERIOUS, ENDLESS SUPPLY OF OIL.

    它們都涉及到一個神祕的,無盡的石油供應。

  • OF COURSE, THE PRESIDENT'S TIME IN OFFICE IS DWINDLING.

    當然,總統在任的時間是枯燥的。

  • YESTERDAY, WE REACHED AN IMPORTANT MILESTONE:

    昨天,我們達到了一個重要的里程碑。

  • ALL 50 STATES AND THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA HAVE NOW CERTIFIED

    所有50個州和哥倫比亞特區現在都已獲得認證。

  • THEIR PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION RESULTS.

    的選舉結果。

  • AND THE "LATE SHOW" IS READY TO PROJECT THAT JOE BIDEN HAS WON

    "晚間秀 "準備投射喬-比登獲勝的消息。

  • THE 2020 ELECTION.

    2020年的選舉。

  • FIVE WEEKS AGO.

    五個星期前。

  • THAT IS THE TENTH TIME WE'VE PROJECTED THAT, SO NOT ONLY WILL

    這已經是我們第十次投射了,所以不僅會。

  • JOE BIDEN BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, HE ALSO

    喬-比登是下一任美國總統,他還

  • WON A FREE SUB.

    贏得了一個免費的sub。

  • BUT, SURPRISE, SURPRISE, THE CURRENT PRESIDENT STILL REFUSES

    但是,令人驚訝的是,令人驚訝的是,現任總統仍然拒絕了

  • TO ADMIT HE LOST.

    承認他輸了。

  • I'LL SHARE HIS LAST GASPS IN TONIGHT'S THRILLING:

    我將分享他最後的喘息 在今晚的驚心動魄。

  • I GET KNOCKED DOWN.

    我被打倒了。

  • I GET KNOCKED DOWN AGAIN.

    我又被打倒了。

  • I KEEP GETTING KNOCKED DOWN.

    我一直被打倒。

  • I GET KNOCKED DOWN.

    我被打倒了。

  • GET KNOCKED DOWN AGAIN.

    再一次被擊倒。

  • MY PANTS ARE GETTING BROWN!

    我的褲子都變黃了!

  • I GET KNOCKED DOWN.

    我被打倒了。

  • GET KNOCKED DOWN AGAIN.

    再一次被擊倒。

  • I KEEP GETTING KNOCKED DOWN.

    我一直被打倒。

  • I GET KNOCKED DOWN.

    我被打倒了。

  • AND KNOCKED TOWN AND KNOCKED DOWN!

    敲開城門,敲開城門!

  • >> THE ROAD FROM THE WHITE HOUSE!

    >> 從白宮出來的路!

  • >> Stephen: THAT WAS LONGER THAN I EXPECTED IT TO BE.

    >> Stephen:這比我預想的要長。

  • THIS IS SALTIER THAN I EXPECTED, THAT WAS LONGER THAN I EXPECTED.

    這比我預期的要鹹,這比我預期的要長。

  • THE PRESIDENT HAS NOW PLACED ALL OF HIS HOPES TO OVERTURN

    主席現在已經把所有的希望都寄託在扭轉局勢上。

  • DEMOCRACY ON THE SUPREME COURT.

    最高法院的民主。

  • SPECIFICALLY, HE'S JOINING A LAWSUIT FILED BY TEXAS ATTORNEY

    特別是,他加入了由德州律師提起的訴訟。

  • GENERAL AND MAN HOLDING IN A BURP AND A FART AT THE SAME

    將軍和男人在同一時間抱著打嗝和放屁。

  • TIME, KEN PAXTON.

    時間,肯-帕克斯頓。

  • IN HIS LAWSUIT, PAXTON CLAIMS THAT TEXAS' RIGHTS WERE VIOLATED

    在他的訴訟中,帕克斯頓聲稱德州的權利受到了侵犯。

  • WHEN MICHIGAN, GEORGIA, PENNSYLVANIA AND WISCONSIN

    當密歇根州、佐治亞州、賓夕法尼亞州和威斯康星州

  • CHANGED THEIR ELECTION LAWS TO ALLOW MORE MAIL-IN VOTING.

    改變了他們的選舉法,允許更多的郵寄投票。

  • BUT TEXAS DOESN'T GET TO DECIDE THE ELECTION RULES IN OTHER

    但德州不能決定其他地區的選舉規則。

  • STATES.

    國家:

  • HE'S NOT JUST CHANGING THE RULES OF THE GAME, HE'S CHANGING THE

    他不僅改變了遊戲規則,他還改變了...

  • GAME.

    遊戲:

  • IT REMINDS ME OF THAT THRILLING MOMENT IN "THE QUEEN'S GAMBIT:"

    這讓我想起了 "女王的賭注 "中那驚心動魄的一幕:

  • >> YAHTZEE!

    >> YAHTZEE!

  • ( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: STILL PRETTY GOOD.

    ( 掌聲 ) >> Stephen: 還是很不錯的。

  • AND IT'S NOT JUST TEXAS.

    不僅僅是德州。

  • YESTERDAY, PAXTON WAS JOINED BY REPUBLICAN ATTORNEYS GENERAL IN

    明天,帕克斯頓與共和黨總檢察長一起參加了會議。

  • 17 STATES.

    17國:

  • HMM.

    HMM。

  • I FORGET...

    我忘了...

  • WHAT DO YOU CALL IT WHEN A BUNCH OF STATES BAND TOGETHER TO SAY

    當一群州的人聯合起來說:

  • THE OTHER STATES ELECTED THE WRONG PRESIDENT?

    其他州選錯了總統?

  • SOME SORT OF GROUPING OR "CONFEDERATION" OF STATES.

    某種形式的國家集團或 "聯邦"。

  • I SEE WHY THEY KEPT ALL THOSE FLAGS.

    我知道為什麼他們要保留這些旗幟了。

  • BUT THE SWING STATES GETTING SUED ARE NOT WORRIED.

    但被起訴的搖擺州並不擔心。

  • EVEN TEXAS SENATOR AND GALLON OF FROZEN MILK, JOHN CORNYN, TOLD

    甚至德州參議員和一桶凍牛奶,約翰-科寧,告訴。

  • CNN'S MANU RAJU, "I READ JUST THE SUMMARY OF IT, AND I FRANKLY

    CNN的MANU RAJU,"我只讀了它的摘要,我很坦率的說

  • STRUGGLE TO UNDERSTAND THE LEGAL THEORY OF IT."

    掙扎著去理解它的法律理論"。

  • LET ME EXPLAIN: THE TEXAS ATTORNEY GENERAL IS JUST

    讓我來解釋一下:德州檢察長只是...

  • CARRYING WATER FOR THE PRESIDENT, CITING THE LANDMARK

    為主席運水,引證地標。

  • CASE OF BROWN V. NOSE.

    布朗訴鼻子案。

  • CORNYN ADDED, "WHY WOULD A STATE, EVEN SUCH A GREAT STATE

    CORNYN補充說:"為什麼一個國家,甚至是一個偉大的國家,

  • AS TEXAS, HAVE A SAY SO ON HOW OTHER STATES ADMINISTER THEIR

    作為墨西哥州,對其他州如何管理自己的國家有發言權嗎?

  • ELECTIONS?" YEAH!

    選舉?"YEAH!

  • YOU "DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS," BUT TEXAS CAN MESS WITH OTHER

    你 "不惹德州",但德州可以惹其他的人

  • STATES?

    國家?

  • I SAY IT'S TIME FOR WISCONSIN TO CHANGE ITS MOTTO TO "WELCOME TO

    我說,現在是時候讓威斯康星州改變我的口號 "歡迎來到

  • WISCONSIN-- WHAT ALAMO?" BIG FACEBOOK NEWS!

    WISCONSIN--What ALAMO?" BIG FACEBOOK NEWS!

  • NO, YOUR OLD FRIENDS FROM CAMP HAVEN'T STOPPED BEING MAD THAT

    不,你在營地的老朋友們還沒有停止發火

  • YOU DIDN'T SHOW UP TO THE ZOOM REUNION.

    你沒來參加ZOOM的聚會。

  • YESTERDAY, THE U.S. GOVERNMENT AND 48 ATTORNEYS GENERAL FILED

    明天,美國政府和48名律師提出了:

  • ANTITRUST LAWSUITS AGAINST FACEBOOK, CALLING IT AN ILLEGAL

    反壟斷法訴FACEBOOK,稱其為非法。

  • MONOPOLY.

    單價。

  • YES, IT'S JUST LIKE MONOPOLY.

    是的,它就像壟斷。

  • EXCEPT EVERY TIME YOU PASS GO, INSTEAD OF GETTING $200,

    除了每次你通過去,在得到200美元。

  • ZUCKERBERG SELLS YOUR DATA TO A MOLDOVAN SPAM FARM.

    ZUCKERBERG把你的數據賣給了一個MOLDOVAN垃圾場。

  • THE SUITS SPECIFICALLY POINT TO FACEBOOK'S PURCHASE OF INSTAGRAM

    訴訟具體指向FACEBOOK的購買INSTAGRAM。

  • AND WHATSAPP, WHICH GAVE CONSUMERS FEWER SOCIAL

    和WHATSAPP,給消費者帶來更少的社交。

  • NETWORKING OPTIONS.

    網絡選擇。

  • SO THE F.T.C. IS SAYING THAT FACEBOOK MUST BE BROKEN UP.

    所以聯邦貿易委員會說,FACEBOOK必須解散。

  • TO BE CLEAR, FACEBOOK HAS NOT BEEN BROKEN UP YET, BUT IT HAS

    澄清一下,FACEBOOK還沒有解散,但已經解散了。

  • CHANGED ITS STATUS TO "IT'S COMPLICATED."

    把狀態改為 "它很複雜"。

  • OF COURSE, IF FACEBOOK DOES BREAK UP, IT FACES THE DAUNTING

    當然,如果FACEBOOK分手了,它面臨的是大限。

  • TASK OF GOING THROUGH AND MANUALLY UN-TAGGING ALL THE

    遍歷並手動取消所有標籤的任務。

  • PHOTOS OF IT TOGETHER.

    它的照片一起。

  • NOW, MY WRITERS ASSURE ME THOSE JKES THAT I JUST TOLD MAKE

    現在,我的作家們向我保證,我剛才說的那些JKES會讓你的生活變得更美好。

  • SENSE.

    感。

  • I WOULDN'T KNOW, I'VE NEVER BEEN ON THE Facebook MYSELF.

    我不知道,我從來沒有上過Facebook自己。

  • I DO ALL MY SOCIAL NETWORKING ON STEVE-SPACE.

    我的所有社交網絡都是在STEVE-SPACE上進行的。

  • IT'S A GREAT PLACE TO HANG OUT, SHARE PHOTOS, AND CATCH UP WITH

    這是一個很好的聚會、分享照片、和朋友哈拉的地方。

  • OTHER STEVES.

    其他STEVES:

  • SEND ME A DIRECT-STEVE, AND I'LL ALLOW YOU TO ACCESS MY

    發給我一個直接-史蒂夫,我會讓你訪問我的。

  • STEVE-STREAM.

    STEVE -STRAM.

  • SO FACEBOOK COULD BE IN REAL TROUBLE.

    所以FACEBOOK可能會陷入真正的困境。

  • WHICH SEEMS CRAZY, BECAUSE THEY LOOK SO HAPPY IN ALL THE PICS

    這看起來很瘋狂,因為他們在所有的照片中看起來都很開心。

  • THEY POST.

    他們發佈。

  • THEIR LIFE IS DEFINITELY WAY BETTER THAN MINE.

    他們的生活肯定比我的生活要好。

  • HEY, SPEAKING OF THINGS BILLIONAIRES OWN BREAKING UP,

    嘿,說起那些億萬富翁們擁有的東西分手。

  • YESTERDAY WE GOT SOME EXCITING FOOTAGE FROM SPACEX, THE COMPANY

    今天,我們從SPACEX公司獲得了一些令人振奮的鏡頭。

  • FOUNDED BY TECH ENTREPRENEUR AND MAN WHO COMES PRE-MADAME

    由科技創業者和先來後到的人創辦。

  • TUSSAUD-ED, ELON MUSK.

    TUSSAUD -ED,ELON MUSK。

  • SPACEX HAS BEEN WORKING ON A ROCKET TO MARS, AND WEDNESDAY

    SPACEX公司一直在進行火星火箭的工作,而本週三...

  • THE COMPANY TESTED THEIR NEWEST STARSHIP MODEL "SN-8."

    公司測試了最新的星艦模型 "SN -8"。

  • CHECK IT OUT!

    看看吧!

  • THAT'S STRAIGHT OUT OF THE SCI-FI OF MY CHILDHOOD.

    這是直接從我童年的科幻片中走出來的。

  • JUST LOOKING AT THAT MAKES ME WANT TO EAT SPACE FOOD STICKS

    光是看一眼,我就想吃太空食品棒子了

  • AND CAMPAIGN FOR GEORGE MCGOVERN!

    併為喬治-麥戈文競選!

  • WE EVEN HAVE EARLY FOOTAGE OF THE FEARLESS ASTRONAUTS WHO

    我們甚至有早期的鏡頭,無畏的天文學家誰

  • CONDUCTED TESTING ON THE FIRST PROTOTYPE.

    對第一種原型進行了測試。

  • ♪ ♪

    ♪ ♪

  • >> STEPHEN: SO HOW'D THEY DO THIS TIME?

    >> 他們這次是怎麼做的?

  • LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE UNMANNED TEST LAUNCH.

    讓我們來看看無人駕駛測試發射。

  • THERE IT IS, BLASTING OFF INTO THE FUTURE!

    它在那裡,飛向未來!

  • LOOKING GOOD, ASCENDING CLEANLY, SLIPPING THE SURLY BONDS OF

    看起來很好,乾淨利落的上升,滑過了那詭譎的骨架。

  • EARTH TO TOUCH THE FACE OF-- OKAY, NOW IT'S TAKING A NAP!

    地球的臉... 好了,現在它要睡覺了!

  • DON'T-- NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT, JUST

    不要... 沒什麼好擔心的,只是...

  • COMING DOWN.

    下來。

  • THAT'S ACTUALLY -- OKAY, REIGNITION!

    這實際上是... 好吧,共和!

  • THE BIG MOMENT: THEY'RE BACKING HER IN SLOWLY.

    重要的時刻。他們在緩慢地支持她。

  • BEEP, BEEP, BEEP...

    嗶,嗶,嗶,嗶,嗶... ...

  • (EXPLOSION) OH!

    (爆炸)哦!

  • I HOPE THEY SPRANG FOR THE COLLISION DAMAGE WAIVER.

    我希望他們能爭取到碰撞傷害豁免。

  • I'M SURE IT'LL BUFF RIGHT OUT.

    我相信它會馬上就好起來的。

  • BUT MUSK INSISTS THAT THE EXPLOSION WASN'T A SURPRISE

    但穆斯克堅持認為爆炸並不令人意外

  • BECAUSE THAT ROCKET ONLY "HAD A ONE-IN-THREE CHANCE OF LANDING

    因為那枚炮彈只有 "三分之一的落地機率"。

  • SAFELY," AND "WE GOT ALL THE DATA WE NEEDED!"

    安全,"和 "我們得到了所有的數據,我們需要!"

  • AND THIS "BELLY FLOP" TECHNIQUE IS INTENDED TO BE THE STARSHIP'S

    而這個 "翻腹 "技術是星際飛船的技術。

  • METHOD TO SAFELY PASS THROUGH THE EARTH'S ATMOSPHERE.

    安全通過地球大氣層的方法:

  • TOTALLY HEAR YOU, ELON.

    我聽到了,埃隆。

  • JUST LIKE ALL MY BELLY FLOPS WERE ALWAYS ON PURPOSE, AND NICK

    就像我所有的肚皮拖鞋一直都是有目的的,而NICK

  • MCGOOKIN WAS LAUGHING ONLY BECAUSE HE DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THE

    MCGOOKIN在笑,只是因為他不明白。

  • DATA MY BRIGHT PINK STOMACH WAS COLLECTING.

    我的亮粉色氣管正在收集的數據。

  • ANYWAY, I'M SURE THEY'LL FIGURE THIS OUT.

    無論如何,我肯定他們會解決這個問題。

  • I MEAN IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE-- WHAT?

    我的意思是,這不是火箭科學 - 什麼?

  • I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A HUGE FAN OF COLORS.

    我一直都是顏色的粉絲。

  • A BIT OF A SUBJECT CHANGE.

    一點點的主題變化。

  • I'LL WARN YOU, WE'RE ON TO A NEW SUBJECT RIGHT NOW.

    我警告你,我們現在進入了一個新的主題。

  • I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A HUGE FAN OF COLORS --

    我一直都是色彩的粉絲...

  • BLUE, GREEN, THE OTHERS.

    藍色,綠色,其他的。

  • THAT'S WHY I ALWAYS LOOK FORWARD TO THE ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE COLOR

    這就是為什麼我總是期待著顏色的公佈。

  • OF THE YEAR FROM THE PANTONE COLOR INSTITUTE.

    潘通色彩研究所的年度大獎。

  • I BELIEVE WE HAVE A PICTURE OF THEIR DISTINGUISHED FACULTY.

    我相信我們有一張他們的師資隊伍的照片。

  • BUT 2021 IS GOING TO BE A LITTLE DIFFERENT, BECAUSE FOR THE

    但是,2021年將會有一點不同,因為對於我們來說。

  • UPCOMING YEAR, PANTONE REVEALED NOT ONE, BUT TWO HUES:

    明年,PANTONE公佈的不是一個,而是兩個HUES。

  • ULTIMATE GRAY AND ILLUMINATING.

    最高的灰色和發光。

  • COOL.

    酷。

  • LET ME "ILLUMINATE" YOU ON SOMETHING, PANTONE: THAT'S GRAY

    讓我來 "點亮 "你,PANTONE。那是灰色的

  • AND YELLOW.

    和黃色。

  • CAN I SEE THOSE COLORS AGAIN?

    我又能看到那些顏色了嗎?

  • IT LOOKS LIKE THE TWO COLORS OF SNOW YOU SHOULDN'T EAT.

    它看起來像兩種顏色的雪,你不應該吃。

  • ALSO, AND I DON'T WANT TO GET TECH HERE, GRAY ISN'T EVEN A

    另外,我不想在這裡搞技術,灰色甚至不是一個。

  • COLOR!

    顏色!

  • IT'S AN ACHROMATIC SHADE.

    這是一個變色的陰影。

  • THAT LITERALLY MEANS "WITHOUT COLOR."

    那字面上的意思是 "沒有顏色"。

  • YOU CAN'T HAVE A COLOR OF THE YEAR THAT ISN'T A COLOR.

    你不能有一個不是顏色的年度顏色。

  • THIS IS 2014 ALL OVER AGAIN, WHEN "PEOPLE" MAGAZINE ANNOUNCED

    這是2014年又來了,當《人物》雜誌宣佈的時候

  • THEIR NEW "SEXIEST MAN ALIVE:" A SUNBEAM FOUR-SLOT TOASTER.

    他們新的 "最性感的男人":"太陽光四點式烤麵包機"。

  • WITH THESE COLORS, PANTONE SAYS THEY'RE TRYING TO CAPTURE OUR

    通過這些顏色,PANTONE表示他們正試圖抓住我們的注意力。

  • FEELINGS GOING INTO THE NEW YEAR, BUT I GOT TO TELL YOU,

    進入新年的感覺,但我得告訴你。

  • THEY WERE MUCH MORE ACCURATE LAST YEAR, WHEN THEY SELECTED

    去年他們選擇的時候,準確度更高。

  • 2020'S COLOR: CLASSIC BLUE, WHICH THEY DESCRIBED AS A COLOR

    2020年的顏色:經典藍,他們將其描述為一種顏色。

  • THAT ANTICIPATES WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT.

    這預示著接下來會發生什麼。

  • AND THEY WERE RIGHT.

    而他們是對的。

  • BECAUSE 2020 CERTAINLY BLEW.

    因為2020年肯定是要完蛋的。

  • WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.

    我們已經為你準備了一個很棒的節目,今晚。

  • JAMES CORDEN IS HERE.

    JAMES CORDEN在這裡。