Name: 杰法拉赫在模裡西斯度過了無COVID的選舉日 - CONAN on TBS (Jay Pharoah Spent Election Day In COVID-Free Mauritius - CONAN on TBS)
Uploaded: 2020-12-15T20:41:30.000Z
Duration: 4 min 3 s

我有這個，喜歡，性感的走出來。

But I couldn't do it because I was already placed.

但我做不到，因為我已經被安排了。

I didn't want you doing this sexy walk out because I couldn't handle last time.

我不想讓你做這個性感的走出來，因為我不能處理最後一次。

哦，是的，這是一個有點太多。

It tempted me in ways I've never been tempted.

So I said this time I want j sitting for the interview ahead of time.

所以我說這次我要j提前坐好面試。

I gotta ask you bunch of questions because I don't know anybody that's been traveling anywhere.

我得問你一堆問題 因為我不知道有誰去過任何地方旅行。

You just got back from Mauritius in Africa.

They have no covert and Mauritius, they have no covert and Mauritius whatever.

他們沒有祕密和模裡西斯，他們沒有任何祕密和模裡西斯。

So it zig Mauritius, whatever it's it's so nice to be ableto hug people.

所以，它齊格模裡西斯，不管它是什麼... ...它是如此美好，能夠擁抱的人。

我做了很多擁抱、摸臉的動作。

You know what I miss is eating off someone else's plate.

你知道我想念的是吃別人的盤子裡的東西嗎？

但我在他們不問的時候就做了。

Yeah, no, I just And I would take like, mashed potatoes off someone else's plate.

是啊，不，我只是... ...我會採取像，土豆泥 關閉別人的盤子。

現在大家的你不能碰我的盤子。

– You might have Covid. – I'm the same way.

你可能得新冠肺炎。我和你的看法一樣。

Okay, The insects, the insects out there, Or, like gangster jack like for real.

好吧，昆蟲，昆蟲在那裡， 或者，像黑幫傑克像真的。

Like the insects here in America are like Will Smith.

像美國的昆蟲就像威爾-史密斯一樣。

The insects over there are, like, 50 cent, But, like not 50 cent now Republican 50 we're talking about.

那邊的昆蟲，好像是五毛錢，但是，好像不是五毛錢，現在我們說的是共和黨五毛錢。

I will Still pop caps in ass is 50 cents.

我還是會在屁股上彈出蓋子是50美分。

Not wearing like a polo pull over and and voting for Trump, not Abercrombie and Fitch Trump supporting 50 cents.

不是穿的像polo拉過來就投特朗普，不是Abercrombie and Fitch特朗普支持5毛錢。

No, that guy not that guy there was a freaking centipede and in my villa And when me and my family got in the villa we opened the door and the centipede just walked out like, Oh, my bad.

不，那個人不是那個人，有一隻該死的蜈蚣在我的別墅裡，當我和我的家人到了別墅，我們打開門，蜈蚣就走了出來，就像，哦，我的錯。

I don't know You always coming today I had you come in tomorrow My I apologize My bad people I didn't clean up, you know?

我不知道你今天總是來，我讓你明天再來，我道歉，我的壞人我沒收拾好，你知道嗎？

Were you there in Africa during the US elections?

I waas What was that like to watch those returns come in?

我等著看那些回報是什麼感覺？

It was tense here in America I don't know what it's like to be in Africa.

在美國這裡很緊張，我不知道在非洲是什麼感覺。

It's do It was it was so crazy And and the fact that when he finally did win we were hugging because we could.

這是做 這是太瘋狂了 而事實是，當他終於贏得了 我們擁抱，因為我們可以。

But here in America, you all hugged as well and you weren't supposed to Yeah, we're all outside hugging, kissing, eating each other's fry's butt slapping all of that all slap So many people slapped so many all up in the video, just just like Suge Knight, you know, all up in the video dancing touching where you're not supposed t o It was a momentous moment.

但在美國，你們也都擁抱，但你們不應該這樣做 是的，我們都在外面擁抱，親吻，吃對方的薯條，拍打對方的屁股，所有的一切都在視頻裡，就像蘇吉-奈特一樣，你知道，所有的人都在視頻裡跳舞，觸摸你不應該觸摸的地方，這是一個重要的時刻。

It was a momentous, joyous moment when it happened, but I felt sorry for you because I knew you all couldn't celebrate the same way.

當它發生的時候，那是一個重要的、快樂的時刻，但我為你們感到遺憾，因為我知道你們都不能用同樣的方式來慶祝。

Is people momentarily forgot about co vid when Biden one They literally they Conan, they act like after the Election Cove.

是人們一時忘記了co vid時拜登一個他們字面上的他們柯南，他們的行為就像選舉後灣。

Kobe was like, Oh, you all think I'm a hoax.

科比當時就想，哦，你們都以為我是個金光黨。

Okay, well, you get co vid you get covert.

好吧，好吧，你得到了共同的視頻，你得到了祕密。

It is basically like Oprah, the way that touch people.

基本上就是像奧普拉一樣，感動人的方式。

每個人都把它放在你的座位下。

字幕列表影片播放

杰法拉赫在模裡西斯度過了無COVID的選舉日 - CONAN on TBS (Jay Pharoah Spent Election Day In COVID-Free Mauritius - CONAN on TBS)

literally

bunch

insane

opportunity