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  • BEFORE WE GO ANY FURTHER, IT IS THE FIRST NIGHT OF HANNAH

    在我們繼續說下去之前,這是漢娜的第一夜。

  • HANUKKAH, SO HAPPY HANUKKAH TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE.

    哈努卡,所以快樂的哈努卡 所有誰慶祝。

  • I CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS BUT IN HONOR OF HANUKKAH TODAY I LISS I

    我慶祝聖誕節,但為了紀念今天的哈努卡,我愛我自己

  • COMPROMISED AND LISTENED TO CHRISTMAS MUSIC BY NEIL DIAMOND.

    COMPROMISED並聽取了NEIL DIAMOND的聖誕音樂。

  • I LOVE HANUKKAH, IT IS THE FESTIVAL OF LIGHTS.

    我愛HANUKKAH,它是燈光的節日。

  • YOU KNOW, WE HONOR THE FESTIVAL OF LIGHTEDS, THE LIGHTS, THE

    你知道嗎,我們向燈光節致敬,燈光,燈光,燈光。

  • FESTIVAL LIGHTS.

    節日燈光。

  • YOU KNOW, THAT'S WHAT-- I DON'T KNOW A MASSIVE-- IAN, HELP ME

    你知道,那是什麼 - 我不知道一個巨大的 - 艾恩,幫助我。

  • OUT.

    出。

  • I DON'T KNOW A HUGE AMOUNT ABOUT IT.

    我對它一無所知。

  • >> YOU ARE PRETTY CLOSE.

    >> 你已經很接近了。

  • >> James: YEAH?

    >> 詹姆斯。YEAH?

  • >> YEAH, ANCIENT ISRAEL WAS OCCUPIED BY A GREEK SYRIAN

    >> 是的,古代的以色列被希臘的敘利亞人佔領了。

  • EMPIRE LED BY KING-- WHO DIDN'T LET US PRACTICE OUR RELIGION AND

    國王上司的帝國 -- 他沒有讓我們實踐我們的宗教和。

  • WANTED US TO WORSHIP THE GREEK GOD SO THEY DES CRATED OUR TERP

    他們想讓我們崇拜希臘的上帝,所以他們把我們的屍體刻在了十字架上。

  • EL AND THEN LIKE A BUNCH OF JEWS WENT UP TO THE HILLS AND LEAD BY

    然後像一群猶太人一樣上了山,在他們的帶領下。

  • THIS GUY MACABEE JUST POPPED DOWN AND STARTED WASTING THEM

    這傢伙MACABEE只是突然出現,並開始浪費他們。

  • UNTIL THEY LEFT AND WE WENT DOWN TO THE TERCH EL AND WERE LIKE

    直到他們離開,我們去了TERCH EL,就像。

  • OH, MAN THERE IS ONLY OIL FOR ONE DAY AND IT LASTED FOR EIGHT

    哦,天啊,只有一天的油,卻持續了八天。

  • DAYS SO IT IS A LITTLE BIT ABOUT LIGHT AND A LOT ABOUT US DOING

    所以這是一個關於光的小問題,而很多關於我們做的

  • CALL OF [BLEEP] IN THIS.

    呼叫[BLEEP]在這。

  • >> James: THAT RESPONSE WAS LONGER THAN I THOUGHT, WE MIGHT

    >> 詹姆斯。那條回覆比我想象的要長,我們可能會。

  • HAVE TO CANCEL MEGAN THEE STALLION.

    不得不取消梅根舞臺。

  • LET'S LOOK AT HEADLINES.

    讓我們來看看頭條新聞。

  • WE HAVE EXCITING NEWS TO REPORT.

    我們有令人振奮的消息要報告。

  • AT LONG LAST ALL 50 STATES HAVE NOW CERTIFIED THEIR ELECTION

    終於,所有50個州的選舉都通過了認證。

  • RESULTS OR AS TRUMP CALLS IT, NO, THEY DIDN'T.

    結果或如特朗普所說,不,他們沒有。

  • WEST VIRGINIA BECAME THE FINAL STATE TO CERTIFY THEIR ELECTION.

    西弗吉尼亞州成為最後一個證明其選舉的州。

  • THEY MADE IT OFFICIAL LAST NIGHT.

    他們做了它的官方昨晚。

  • WEST VIRGINIA IS BASICALLY LIKE THAT FRIEND WHO RS-- RSVP'S THE

    西弗吉尼亞州基本上就像那個朋友一樣,RS -- RSVP的。

  • DAY BEFORE YOUR WEDDING JUST TO MAKE IT ABOUT THEM AM YOU KNOW,

    在你婚禮前一天,只是為了讓你知道他們的事。

  • BUT THIS IS BIG NEWS.

    但這是個大新聞。

  • EVERY STATE NOW IS CERTIFIED AND AMAZINGLY STEER KORNACKI REFUSED

    現在每個州都得到了認證,而且令人驚訝的是,斯蒂爾-科爾納基拒絕了。

  • TO STOP REPORTING RESULT UNTIL IT WAS ALWAYS OFFICIAL.

    停止報告結果,直到它始終是官方的。

  • HE GOT A PHOTO HERE AT THE END OF HIM AT THE END OF HIS WORKING

    他在工作結束時拍了一張照片。

  • DAY.

    天。

  • OF COURSE JOE BIED EVERYONE IS ALREADY MAKING PLANS TO MOVE

    當然,喬-比埃德大家都已經開始計劃搬家了。

  • INTO THE WHITE HOUSE NEXT MONTH AND TODAY IT WAS ANNOUNCED THAT

    下個月進入白宮,今天又宣佈

  • BIDEN PLANS TO QUOALT THOROUGHLY CLEAN AND DISINEFFECT ALL

    BIDEN計劃徹底清潔和消除所有的品質。

  • FURNITURE, DOOR NOBODIES AND LIGHT SWIMPS BEFORE HIS HE AND

    傢俱、門櫃和燈光游泳,在他和他的妻子之前。

  • HIS TEAM MOVES IN.

    他的團隊移動。

  • TO BE FAIR HE WOULD HAVE DONE THAT CORONAVIRUS OR NOT.

    平心而論,他應該已經做了,冠狀病毒或沒有。

  • I DON'T REALLY SEE THIS AS A BIG STORY.

    我真的不認為這是一個大的故事。

  • I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF ANYBODY GO OH, WE JUST GOT THE KEYS TO OUR

    我從來沒有聽說過任何人去 哦,我們只是得到了我們的鑰匙。

  • NEW PLACE.

    新地方:

  • OH, CONGRATS, YOU CLOSED, YEAH, GOT THE KEYS, WE'RE NOT GOING TO

    哦,祝賀你,你關閉,是的,得到了鑰匙,我們不打算

  • CLEAN T WE'RE JUST GOING TO GO IN.

    清理T我們只是要進去。

  • WHAT DO YOU LIKE ON THE CLEANLINESS, HOW ARE YOU ON

    你喜歡什麼清潔,你是如何的?

  • CLEANLINESS?

    潔淨度?

  • >> Reggie: WELL, I GREW UP WITH MY MOTHER AS A HOUSECLEANER

    >> 雷吉:好吧,我是和我媽媽一起長大的,是個家庭清潔工。

  • FOR THE AIR FORCE BASE, SO SHE HAD TO DO WHITE GLOVE

    為空軍基地,所以她必須做白手套。

  • INSPECTIONS, SO MY HOUSE GETS CLEANED TWICE A WEEK.

    檢驗,所以我的房子每週都要打掃兩次。

  • >> James: OH, GOOD FOR YOU.

    >> 詹姆斯。哦,對你有好處。

  • I BOUGHT MY PARENTS-- WE NEVER HAD TO CLEAN, I BOUGHT MY

    我買了我的父母... ... 我們從來不需要打掃,我買了我的父母。

  • PARENTS A CLEANER TO GO IN THREE DAYS A WEEK.

    家長們每週三天就能用上一臺清潔機。

  • I THOUGHT JUST TAKE THE LOAD OFF MY MUM, I GOT NEM A CLEANER.

    我想只要減輕我媽的負擔,我就給她買個清潔器。

  • AND MY MOM CLEANED UP BEFORE THE CLEANER CAME.

    而我媽在清潔工來之前就清理好了。

  • BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T WANT THE CLEANERS TO THINK THAT SHE WAS

    因為她不想讓清潔工人認為她是...

  • MUKY AND DIRTY.

    MUKY和骯髒的。

  • AND I WAS LIKE.

    而我就像。

  • >> I DO THAT TOO.

    >> 我也是這樣做的。

  • >> James: THEN MUM, THAT IS REALLY JUST A WASTE OF MY.

    >> 詹姆斯。那麼媽媽,這真的只是浪費我的。

  • >> I DON'T WANT THEM COME IN THE HOUSE, THE DISHES AND YOU KNOW

    >> 我不想讓他們進屋,菜品,你知道的。

  • SWRZ WELL, WHAT IS SHE DOING THEN, JUST COMING IN AND SORT OF

    她現在在做什麼,只是進來看看,然後... ...

  • WANDERING AROUND THE HOUSE.

    在房子周圍徘徊。

  • >> I REALLY LIKE TO, WE HAD COFFEE THE OTHER DAY AND SHE

    >> 我真的很想,我們那天喝了咖啡,而她... ...

  • HEADED OUTLINING-- TRUE, THEY'RE DISINFECTING EVERYONE.

    頭部的outlining -- 真,他們正在disINFECTING每個人。

  • I WONDER WHAT HAPPENS TO DONALD AND MELANIA'S OLD BEDK SORRY LET

    我想知道唐納德和梅蘭妮亞的老床發生了什麼事,對不起,讓我們

  • ME DO THAT AGAIN, I WONDER WHAT HAPPENS TO DONALD AND MELANIA'S

    我再做一次,我想知道發生了什麼事 唐納德和梅拉尼婭的。

  • TWO BEDS.

    兩間臥室。

  • IT IS A BIG JOB SHOW THOUGH, A BIG JOB THOUGH, HERE IS HOW FAR

    這是一個大的工作秀的想法,一個大的工作的想法,這裡是多遠。

  • BIDEN IS TAKING IT, HIS NEW SECRETARY OF THE INTERIOR WILL

    比登正在接受它,他的新內務部將會...

  • BE ONE OF THE SCRUBBING BUBBLES.

    成為 "擦邊球 "中的一員。

  • I GOT TO LEVEL WITH YOU, AMERICA, THAT IS A REFERENCE I

    我得跟你談談,美國,那是我的參考資料。

  • KNOW NOTHING ABOUT.

    什麼都不知道。

  • >> Reggie: NICE.

    >> 雷吉:不錯。

  • >> James: I HAVE NO IDEA.

    >> 詹姆斯。我不知道。

  • I WENT ALONG WITH IT THROUGH THE MONO, SOMEONE WITH THE GRAPHIC,

    我通過單聲道,有人與圖形。

  • THEY SHOWED ME THE GRAPHIC.

    他們給我看了圖形。

  • I'M SEEING THAT FOR THE FIRST TIME.

    我第一次看到這個。

  • WHAT ARE THE SCRUBBING BUBBLES.

    什麼是擦洗氣泡。

  • >> IT IS ANOTHER HANUKKAH THING.

    >> 它是另一個HANUKKAH的東西。

  • >> James: GOOD NAME FOR A BAND THOUGH.

    >> 詹姆斯。好名字的樂隊,但。

  • >> OH, SCRUBBING BUBBLES.

    >> 哦,擦拭氣泡。

  • >> SCUBIN BUBBLES BUT WITHOUT A G, SCRUBIN BUBBLES.

    >>SCUBIN BUBBLES但沒有A G,SCUBIN BUBBLES。

  • >> PUFFY HAD A BAND CALLED FUZZ BUBBLE ONCE.

    >> PUFFY曾經有一個叫FUZZ BUBBLE的樂隊。

  • >> James: WHO DID.

    >> 詹姆斯。誰做的。

  • >> PUFF, A BAND I AUDITIONED FOR ONCE, IT WAS CALLED FUZZ BUBBLE.

    >> PUFF,我曾經試聽過的一個樂隊,它叫FUZZ BUBBLE。

  • >> James: FUZZ BUBBLE, WHAT IS IT LIKE AS AN AUDITION FOR A

    >> 詹姆斯:FUZZ BUBBLE, what is it like as a audition for a

  • DRUMMER.

    DRUMMER:

  • I GET IF YOU ARE A SINGER YOU SING A SONG, IF YOU ARE A

    我明白了,如果你是一個歌手,你唱一首歌,如果你是一個。

  • GUITAR, I GOT THIS.

    吉他,我得到了這個。

  • BA BA BOUN.

    BA BA BOUN。

  • I GET TRK HI, I PLACE-BASE, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT.

    我得到的TRK喜,我的位置,你有什麼。

  • YOU KNOW, LIKE KEYBOARDS.

    你知道,像鍵盤。

  • DRUMS, YOU JUST LIKE-- AND THEY GO WELL THAT'S NOT VERY

    醉酒,你只是喜歡 - 和他們去了,這不是很

  • GOOD, WELL, YOU CAN'T HEAR THE REST OF THE SONG.

    很好,好吧,你聽不到這首歌的其餘部分。

  • >> I THINK IT'S BEST TO JUST TRY TO BE AS SUPPORTIVE AS POSSIBLE

    >> 我認為最好的辦法就是儘量支持。

  • TO EVERYONE ELSE AND TO TRY TO HIGHLIGHT YOUR VERSATILITY AS

    試圖突出你的實用性,為大家提供服務。

  • MUCH AS POSSIBLE.

    儘可能多的。

  • AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE.

    儘快。

  • >> James: WELL, I THINK I SPEAK FOR EVERYONE HERE TO SAY

    >> 詹姆斯。好吧,我想我說的 這裡的每個人都說,

  • WE WOULD LOVE IT IF YOU WOULD DO THAT HERE ONE DAY.

    如果你能在這裡做一天,我們會很高興。

  • (LAUGHTER) >> I WILL TRY, I WILL TRY.

    (笑) >> 我會努力的,我會努力的。

  • >> I WILL CONTINUE TO TRY.

    >> 我將繼續努力。

  • >> James: NOW DOES EVERYBODY REMEMBER THE WOMAN WHO WENT

    >> 詹姆斯。現在每個人都記得那個走了的女人嗎?

  • VIRAL BECAUSE OF HER TESTIMONY AT THE HEARING IN MICHIGAN LAST

    由於她去年在密歇根州的聽證會上的證詞而傳播開來

  • WEEK?

    周?

  • IF YOU DON'T HERE SAY QUICK REMINDER.

    如果你不在這裡說快速提醒。

  • >> I KNOW WHAT I SAW.

    >> 我知道我看到了什麼。

  • AND I SIGNED SOMETHING SAYING THAT IF I AM WRONG, CAN I GO TO

    我簽了一些東西,說如果我錯了,我可以去。

  • PRISON.

    監獄:

  • DID YOU?

    你有嗎?

  • >> James: WELL, THAT LADY IS MELISSA CARONE AND WE HAVE AN

    >> 詹姆斯。好吧,這位女士是梅麗莎-卡隆,我們有一個。

  • UPDATE, APPARENTLY IF THE SUPREME COURT DECIDES TO HEAR

    更新,似乎如果最高法院決定審理。

  • PRESIDENT TRUMP'S LAST DITCH ELECTION-- TRUMP SAID HE WANTS

    特朗普總統的最後一次選舉------特朗普說他想。

  • HER TO APPEAR AS A WITNESS AGAINST, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE IT

    她出庭作證,你知道的,因為它是

  • WENT SO WELL LAST TIME.

    上一次這麼順利。

  • NOW HERE'S THE THING.

    現在是這樣的。

  • THERE ARE NO WITNESSES IN THE SUPREME COURT HEARINGS AM BUT I

    最高法院的聽證會上沒有證人,但我...

  • FEEL LIKE A BRITISH LATE NIGHT HOST SHOULDN'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN

    感覺像一個英國深夜主持人不必解釋。

  • THAT TO THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

    這對美國總統。

  • THE SINCE HER VIRAL APPEARANCE HAS COME OUT MELISSA CARONE HAS

    自從她的病毒式露面被曝光後,梅麗莎-卡隆已經

  • HAD TROUBLE WITH THE LAW IN THE PAST AND WAS ONCE A PERFORMER AT

    過去曾與法律打交道,並曾是表演者。

  • THE BADA BINGE STRIP CLUB BUT LET'S NOT BRING THE BADA BINGE

    BADA BINGE脫衣舞俱樂部,但我們不要把BADA BINGE的

  • STRIP CLUB THROUGH THE MUD BY ASSOCIATES IT WITH RUDY

    泥濘中的脫衣舞俱樂部,與RUDY合作。

  • I LIKE THE IDEA THAT IF SHE TESTIFIES THAT SHE WILL GET TO

    我喜歡這樣的想法,如果她作證,她就會得到

  • THE STAND, OKAY, COMING TO THE STAND, PLEASE WELCOME THE ALWAYS

    攤位,好的,來到攤位,請歡迎一直以來的

  • ENCHANTING, IT'S MELISSA.

    迷人的,這是梅麗莎。

  • MOVING ON, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SAW THIS, A LIST WAS JUST

    移動,我不知道你是否看到了這一點,一個列表只是

  • RELEASED OF 2020'S MOST MISPRONOUNCED WORDS.

    發佈了2020年最容易被誤解的詞彙。

  • APPARENTLY THE WORDS MOST COMMONLY MISS PRONOUNED THIS

    似乎最常被誤讀的詞是這個。

  • AREA WERE FAUCI, KAMALA AND DA VINCI A AND SPECIFICALLY THE WAY

    FAUCI、KAMALA和DA VINCI A以及具體方式的區域

  • THAT I SAY KHAKIS.

    我說KAKIS。

  • NOW, I UNDERSTAND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I MEANK YOU THINK I JUST

    現在我明白了,你不知道我的意思,你以為我只是... ...

  • SAID KHAKI, WE CALL KHAKI, THAT TO ME THAT IS WHAT STEVE

    喀奇說,我們叫喀奇,對我來說,這就是史蒂夫的意思。

  • KORNACKI WEARS YOU CALL THEM CABBINGEES, THAT IS

    柯納基穿的是你叫它 "卡賓格 "的衣服,那是。

  • RIGHT-- KHAKIS.

    右邊 -- 卡奇斯。

  • >> WHAT IF LIKE YOUR WIFE DOESN'T KNOW WHERE HER CAR KEYS

    >> 如果像你的妻子不知道她的車鑰匙在哪裡?

  • ARE AND SHE LEFT THEM IN HRKAC KHAKIS.

    她把他們留在了HRKAC KHAKIS。

  • >> WELL, I THINK I HAD ENOUGH FORESIGHT TO NOT, YOU KNOW,

    >> 我想我有足夠的先見之明,你知道的。

  • MARRY A LIFE PARTNER WHO WOULD WEAR CAR-KEY-- KHAKIS BUT FAUCI,

    娶一個會騎車的人生伴侶--哈基斯人,但不適合。

  • KAMALA AND DA VINCI, I DON'T WANT TO POINT FINGERS AT ANYONE

    卡馬拉和達文西,我不想對任何人指手畫腳。

  • WHO MAY HAVE CONTRIBUTED TO THOSE MISPRONOUNCE YAITIONS THIS

    誰可能促成了這些錯誤的發音,這一點。

  • YEAR BUT I DO THINK-- DA VINCI-- PLAYED A PART IN IT.

    但我認為... ...達文西... ...在其中扮演了一個角色。

  • A LIST OF WORDS THAT AMERICANS MOST COMMONLY MISPRONOUNCE.

    美國人最常見的錯誤發音的單詞清單。

  • BUT AS A BRIT, WHO SPEAKS THE QUEEN'S ENGLISH, I MUST SAY, 90%

    但作為一個英國人,誰說的女王的英語,我必須說,90%的。

  • OF WORDS THAT YOU SPEAK IN AMERICA ARE MISPRONOUNCED, OKAY.

    你在美國說的話都是錯別字,好吧。

  • LIKE LET'S DO A LITTLE QUIZ, OKAY, IAN, REG, I WILL SHOW YOU

    就像讓我們做一個小測驗, 好吧,伊安,REG,我會告訴你的

  • SOMETHING AND YOU SAY WHAT IT IS.

    什麼東西,你說它是什麼。

  • OKAY.

    好的。

  • SO TAKE A LOOK AT THIS, THIS, DO YOU KNOW, LIKE WHAT IS THAT.

    所以看看這個,這個,你知道嗎,就像那是什麼。

  • >> YAG-HURT.

    >> YAG-HURT。

  • >> YOA GUTTER.

    >> 呀腸子。

  • >> James: ARE YOU RIGHT, A YOGHURT.

    >> 詹姆斯。你是對的,一個瑜伽館。

  • >> ALL RIGHT.

    >> 好的。

  • >> I KNOW I'M IN THE EATING IT SO.

    >> 我知道我在吃它所以。

  • >> James: ALL RIGHT BHARKS ABOUT THIS ONE.

    >> 詹姆斯。所有正確的噓聲關於這一個。

  • >> ZEBRA.

    >> ZEBRA.

  • >> James: YES, IAN.

    >> 詹姆斯。是的,IAN。

  • >> A ZEBRA.

    >> ZEBRA.

  • >> James: IT A ZEBRA.

    >> 詹姆斯。它是一個斑馬。