Name: 當選總統拜登獲選舉團認證 (President-Elect Biden Is Electoral College Certified)
Uploaded: 2020-12-15T18:21:34.000Z
Duration: 13 min 3 s

>> James: GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE

>> 詹姆斯。晚上好，女士們，先生們，歡迎來到這裡。

THANK YOU FOR STAYING UP AND HANGING OUT WITH US.

WE'RE SO HAPPY THAT YOU ARE HERE, WE HAVE A GOOD SHOW

我們很高興你在這裡，我們有一個很好的節目。

WE'LL BE JOINED BY THE DASHING KYLE CHANDLER.

我們將加入由DASHING KYLE CHANDLER。

LATER A PERFORMANCE FROM MEGAN TRAINOR  -- MEGHAN TRAINOR SO

後來梅根-崔諾爾的表演--梅根-崔諾爾的表演。

STICK AROUND, KIELD CHANDLER, FIRST TIME ON THE SHOW.

堅守，基爾德-錢德勒，第一次上節目。

>> James: YOU'RE LOOKING SMOOTH AS BUTTERMILK, WHERE DID

>> 詹姆斯。你看起來像奶油一樣光滑，哪裡來的？

>> I HAD TO LEAVE IT IN THE PAST, I GOT AHEAD FOR 2020,

>> 我必須把它留在過去，我為2020年做好準備。

>> James: WILL YOU BE REALLY SHOCKED WHEN YOU HEAD INTO 2021.

>> 詹姆斯。當你進入2021年的時候，你會不會感到震驚。

>> James: HEY FRK THERE IS EVER A YEAR TO MISS, IT WAS THIS

>> 詹姆斯。嘿，FRK如果有一年錯過了，這是今年。

>> 詹姆斯。我們得到了五在它。

>> James: DO WE DO ANYTHING ON THE FIFTH NIGHT?

>> 詹姆斯。我們在第五天晚上做什麼？

>> IN IS SORT OF WHEN INTEREST TRAILS OFF FOR MOST JEWS.

>> 對大多數猶太人來說，當他們的興趣消失時，他們就會進來。

LIKE-- PEOPLE PROBABLY FORGET TO LIGHT THEIR MENORAH TONIGHT, PUT

就像 -- 人們可能忘了今晚點亮他們的MENORAH，把。

THE DREIDLE AWAY, SHAME EAT COLD COINS OVER THE SINK, THAT IS

DREIDLE AWAY，恥辱在水槽上吃冷的硬幣，那是。

>> James: RIGHT, NOW THERE IS SOMETHING ON THE DESK HERE TRK

>> 詹姆斯。好了，現在這裡的桌子上有東西TRK。

說TOO詹姆斯， - 它說，看看那個。

IS THIS REAL, LOU, OR DID YOU MAKE THIS, DID THEY REALLY SENT

這是真實的，LOU，還是你做的，他們真的送了。

NO, LOOK AT THAT, HAPPY HOLIDAYS, HAVE A VERY DA VINCI

不，看那個，節日快樂，有一個非常達文西。

CHRISTMAS LOVE THE VORAK TWINS LACK AT THAT.

聖誕之愛的沃拉克雙胞胎缺乏。

JUST AS WE STARTED TO FORE BET ABOUT THEM.

YZ THANK YOU, THANK YOU BROTHERS, ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS.

YZ謝謝你，謝謝你的兄弟們，絕對的精彩。

>> James: ALL RIGHT, LET'S START WITH SOME HEADLINES.

>> 好了，讓我們從一些頭條新聞開始。

讓我們跳進去，大新聞，夥計們。

IT IS HAPPENING, THE FIRST CORONAVIRUS VACCINE HAVE BEEN

正在發生，第一支冠狀病毒疫苗已被發現

MAKING THE VACCINE, THE SECOND HOTTEST ITEM TO GET THIS

製造疫苗，第二熱的項目得到這個。

THE VERY FIRST DOSE WENT TO A CRITICAL CARE NURSE IN NEW YORK,

第一劑是給了紐約的一位重症護理護士。

NEEDLESS TO SAY HER TINDER IS BLOWING UP.

不用說，她的火爐已經炸開了。

HERE IS HER GETTING A SHOT, LOOK THE AT, THAT I KNOW SHE IS

這裡是她得到了一個鏡頭，看的AT，我知道她是。

GETTING THE VACCINE BUT THE GUY IN THAT SUIT IS STANDING WAY

拿到疫苗，但那個穿西裝的傢伙卻擋住了路

THAT'S-- JUST BACK OFF FOR LIKE A MONTH, BRO.

那是... ... 只是暫停一個月左右，兄弟。

YOU KNOW THAT 2020 HAS OPINION WEIRD BECAUSE I'M LOOKING AT A

你知道2020年的觀點很奇怪，因為我正在看一個

PERSON IN A FACE MASK GETTING INJECTED AND I'M THINKING I

一個戴著面具的人被注射了，我想我... ...

ANG DONALD TRUMP WAS OBVIOUSLY EXCITED ABOUT THE VACCINE TOO

唐納德-特朗普顯然也對疫苗感到興奮

BECAUSE HE TWEETED FIRST VACCINE ADMINISTERED.

因為他在微博上發佈了第一條疫苗管理。

>> IT IS THE FIRST VACCINE AFTER THE UNITED KINGDOM DID IT A WEEK

>> 這是英國一週做完後的第一個疫苗。

ALTHOUGH IN TRUMP'S DEFENSE THIS WAS MAJOR WORLDWIDE NEWS, THERE

雖然在特朗普的辯護，這是一個重大的世界性新聞，有。

IS NO WAY HE WOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT THAT EVER HAPPENED.

儘管你可以告訴特朗普很高興，

HE THREW OPEN THE WINDOWS TO THE OVAL OFFICE AND HE TOLD AN

他打開窗戶，打開VAL辦公室的窗戶，他說："我知道，我知道。

AWESOME BOY TO GO AND BUY THE BIGGEST CHRISTMAS GOOSE HE COULD

優秀的男孩去買最大的聖誕禮物，他可以。

MEANWHILE TODAY WAS A HUGE MILESTONE FOR THE PRESIDENTIAL

今天對總統來說是一個重要的里程碑。

THE LECH TRIAL COLLEGE GATHERED IN ALL 50 STATES TODAY AND

LECH TRIAL COLLEGE GATHERED IN ALL 50 STATES TODAY AND

OFFICIALLY CONFIRMED JOE BIDEN'S VICTORY.

I WOULD HATE TO START ANOTHER WEEK OF SHOWS WITHOUT TALKING

我不願意開始另一個星期的節目而不說話。

ABOUT THE SAME ELECTION RESULTS WE'VE ALL KNOWN FOR THE LAST

和過去我們所熟知的選舉結果差不多。

AT THIS POINT, TRUMP'S ONLY REMAINING OPTION IS JUST KIND OF

在這個時候，特朗普唯一剩下的選擇只是有點。

GOING LIMP AND LAYING IN THE OVAL OFFICE FLOOR

去LIMP和躺在VAL辦公室的地板上。

THE OVAL OFFICE FLOOR LIKE MY THREE YEAR OLD DOES WHEN THEY

橢圓辦公室的地板，就像我三歲的孩子一樣，當他們在辦公室的時候，他們會做

MOVING ON, OVER THE WEEKEND, PRESIDENT TRUMP GAVE HIS FIRST

上週末，特朗普總統發表了他的第一份施政報告。

AND HE IS STILL THREATENING THAT HE WON, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE OF THE

他還在威脅說，他贏了，你知道，因為... ...

>> THE ELECTION WAS OVER AT 10:00 IN THE EVENING, HI WOB, IT

>> 選舉在晚上10點結束了，嗨，WOB，它

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