Name: 柯南發現哪家公司的COVID疫苗比較好 - CONAN on TBS (TBS) (Conan Finds Out Which Company Has The Superior COVID Vaccine - CONAN on TBS)
Uploaded: 2020-12-08T18:46:03.000Z
Duration: 3 min 58 s

Recently, two different US companies, Madonna and Pfizer, announced they've developed an effective vaccine for Cove in 19.

近日，美國兩家不同的公司--麥當勞和輝瑞公司宣佈，他們已經在19年開發出了一種有效的柯維疫苗。

Now, of course, there's already a lot of competing information out there about the vaccines.

當然，現在已經有很多關於疫苗的競爭資訊了。

Namely, which vaccine is more effective, Andy, Everyone wants to know which is the better of the two vaccines we got to know.

也就是哪種疫苗更有效，安迪，大家都想知道兩種疫苗哪種更好，我們來了解一下。

Well, I decided to talk with representatives from both companies to clear up people's questions.

好吧，我決定和兩家公司的代表談談，以澄清人們的疑問。

Right now we have Dan Evans from Pfizer and Tom Cleghorn from Moderna.

現在我們有來自輝瑞的丹-埃文斯和來自摩德納的湯姆-克萊霍恩。

And thank you also for having me to talk about fighters superior vaccine.

也謝謝你請我來談談戰鬥機優疫苗。

Okay, well, that's exactly what we want to talk about.

Your company originally said your vaccine was 90% effective, but after modern is 94.5% effective vaccine data came out.

你們公司原來說你們的疫苗有效率是90%，但現代是94.5%的有效疫苗數據出來後。

Suddenly you're vaccine changed to 95% effective.

突然間，你的疫苗變成了95%的有效性。

Mawr, effective than modern is as a actually.

莫爾，比現代有效的是作為一個其實。

Actually, we have Madonna have a special announcement.

其實，我們有麥當娜有一個特別的公告。

Recent tests have shown that our vaccine is actually 96.8% effective.

最近的試驗表明，我們的疫苗實際上有96.8%的效果。

Wait, So now that fighters vaccine is 95% effective.

等等，所以現在戰鬥機疫苗的有效性是95%。

Yeah, well, actually are even more recent tests are now showing that our vaccine is 98.2% effective.

是啊，其實是更多最近的測試，現在顯示我們的疫苗是98.2％的有效性。

So that's that's just Well, I just got a text.

所以，這是... ...這只是... ...嗯，我只是得到了一個文本。

I guess that's pretty much now the most effective covert 19 vaccine that one could make.

我想，這幾乎是現在最有效的隱蔽的19種疫苗，一個人可以做。

Yes, but But our vaccine is also backwards compatible against covitz four through 18.

是的，但我們的疫苗也是向後兼容 針對covitz4到18。

So factor that that is that is impressive.

所以因素那就是那就是令人印象深刻。

Our vaccine is actually effective against other diseases like trapezoid flu.

其實我們的疫苗對其他疾病也有效果，比如說梯形流感。

Well, Conan are vaccine will give you the ability.

Are vaccine gives you perfect night vision?

疫苗能讓你擁有完美的夜視力嗎？

Well deserved vaccine coming strawberry flavor?

No, but it does come with sides like sweet potato fries and a small caesar salad.

沒有，但它確實有配菜，比如紅薯條和小凱撒沙拉。

Are vaccine can improve your credit score.

疫苗是否可以提高你的信用分數。

Our vaccine can improve your relationship with your father.

我們的疫苗可以改善你和父親的關係。

好了，夥計們，夥計們，來吧。

See, Madonna is an honest company who can actually guarantee their vaccine doesn't contain government tracking microchips.

你看，麥當娜是一家誠實的公司，他們能保證自己的疫苗不含政府追蹤的微芯片。

I've hated you ever since we met in vaccine school.

自從我們在疫苗學校相遇後，我就一直恨你。

Guys, guys, guys, it's getting very personal.

夥計們，夥計們，夥計們，它變得非常個人化。

Now, I had you on to talk about your vaccines.

現在，我讓你來談談你的疫苗。

If we're talking about vaccines, let's not forget that Russian vaccine was first to hit the market.

如果說到疫苗，別忘了俄羅斯的疫苗是最先上市的。

Who are you and how did you get this Zoom link?

你是誰，怎麼會有這個Zoom鏈接？

I am respectable Russian doctor type human and zoom link is available on Dark web.

我是受人尊敬的俄羅斯醫生型人類，在暗網上有變焦鏈接。

Well, now that you're here, how does Russia's vaccine work?

好了，既然你來了，俄羅斯的疫苗怎麼用？

Russian vaccine simply pushes coronavirus out.

俄羅斯疫苗只是把冠狀病毒推了出去。

A hotel window is part of government cover up.

酒店窗口是政府掩飾的一部分。

Tom Cleghorn and the other character, Dan Evans.

Tom Cleghorn和另一個角色Dan Evans。