Name: Stephen的Mono-Log為神祕的環球旅行巨石探索了黑暗的新篇章。 (Stephen's Mono-Log Explores A Dark New Chapter For The Mysterious Globe-Trotting Monolith)
Uploaded: 2020-12-05T18:56:47.000Z
Duration: 12 min 50 s

Hey, everybody, welcome to a rare Friday late show.

嘿，大家好，歡迎來到難得的週五晚間節目。

Put it one of those plastic sleeves and put it away.

把它放在一個塑料套裡，然後收起來。

By which I mean thank God inoculations finally also thank God for a new president.

我的意思是謝天謝地接種終於也謝天謝地換了個新總統。

Finally, finally, whether or not the current one clinging by his fingernails to the White House door frame is ready to sack up and accept reality.

最後，最後，現在的他是否已經準備好了用手指甲緊緊抓住白宮門框，接受現實。

Yesterday, President elect Biden and Vice President elect Harris had their first official post election interview with Jake the Tapper.

昨天，當選總統拜登和副總統哈里斯接受了Jake the Tapper的選後首次正式採訪。

Biden said a lot of things, none of which will have to be defended in court by his drippy farting lawyer, The Times They are a changing one of the biggest.

拜登說了很多話，這些話都不用他那滴水不漏的放屁律師在法庭上辯護，《時代週刊》他們是變化最大的一個。

I'm just so happy, so damn happy they will Friday show.

我只是太高興了，太他媽高興了，他們將週五顯示。

One of the biggest topics Jake covered was an update on the president elect's recent Bussi last week.

傑克涵蓋的最大話題之一是上週總統當選人最近的布西的最新情況。

We learned that Biden it fractured his foot while playing with one of his dogs.

我們得知拜登在和他的一隻狗玩耍時，腳部骨折了。

We all wondered how that was even possible to the two of them go base jumping.

我們都在想，這怎麼可能，他們兩個人去跳基地。

We know he loves it Well, Biden cleared that up.

我們知道他喜歡這樣 拜登已經澄清了這一點

What happened was e got out of the shower.

發生了什麼事，我從浴室裡出來了。

I got a dog and anybody's been around my house knows, dropped a little pup, dropped the ball in front of me and for me to grab the ball.

我養了一隻狗，誰都知道，丟了一隻小狗，把球丟在我面前，讓我去搶球。

And I'm walking through this little alleyway to get to the bedroom.

And I grabbed the ball like this and he ran on.

What happened was that he slid on a throw rug and I tripped on the rug.

發生的事情是，他在一塊扔地毯上滑倒，我被地毯絆倒。

This story has everything intrigue, suspense, an old man washing himself.

這個故事有一切陰謀、懸念、老人洗自己。

But there's a lot to unpack in the story.

但故事裡有很多需要解讀的地方。

That's why tonight I'm introducing new segment.

Interesting detail paints a picture not necessarily relevant to the rest of the story.

有趣的細節描繪了一幅與故事其他部分不一定相關的畫面。

所以拜登的裸體，溼漉漉的，很脆弱。

I got a dog and anybody's been around my house.

我有一隻狗，有人在我的房子周圍。

Knows, dropped a little pup dropped the ball in front of me.

知道了，掉了一個小狗在我面前掉球。

好吧，我們再暫停一下，先生。

Why does anyone who's ever been to your house know that your dog waits for you with the shower door?

為什麼去過你家的人都知道，你的狗會拿著淋浴門等你？

Thanks for coming to check out The cable box keeps Fritz ing out any.

謝謝你來檢查，有線電視盒讓弗裡茨不知道任何。

蘇德斯在上面揉了揉杜比，杜比，傑克盧法。

Okay, so the dog dropped the ball for Joe to play with.

好吧，所以狗把球掉了給喬玩。

I'm walking through this little alleyway to get to the bedroom again.

我穿過這條小巷子，又要去臥室了。

He's got an alleyway between his bathroom and his bedroom.

他的浴室和臥室之間有一條巷子。

When he wants a glass of water and 3 a.m. He's got a knife.

當他想喝水和凌晨3點的時候，他有一把刀。

And I grabbed the ball like this, and he ran, and I was joking running after him to grab his tail.

我就這樣抓著球，他就跑，我還開玩笑的跟著他跑去抓他的尾巴。

You had the ball, and you were chasing the dog.

Start to feel like the dog wasn't really much of a factor here.

開始覺得狗在這裡並不是什麼重要的因素。

Is this gonna be a trend throughout the whole presidency?

這會是整個總統任期內的一個趨勢嗎？

So I got bad news about that single player healthy.

所以我得到了一個不好的消息，那個單人玩家健康。

It'll sound holes ain't working like they used them to try that again.

它的音孔不工作，就像他們用它們再試一次。

Jack, we've got bad news about the single payer health plan.

傑克，我們有一個關於單一付費醫療計劃的壞消息。

But my favorite part of the story is how my friend Jake just transition smoothly out of it.

但我最喜歡的部分是我的朋友傑克如何順利過渡出來。

Oh, man, Not not Not very exciting story.

哦，夥計，不是不是很刺激的故事。

No, but let's turn to ah, much more serious health matter, which is obviously the worsening pandemic.

不，但讓我們轉到啊，更嚴重的健康問題，這顯然是惡化的流行病。

Alan Rachel, Seeing the two of you together warms my heart.

艾倫-瑞秋，看到你們倆在一起，我的心就暖暖的。

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