Name: 密歇根州誕生了一位明星證人，這要感謝魯迪。 (A Star Witness Was Born in Michigan Thanks to Rudy)
Uploaded: 2020-12-04T18:56:13.000Z
Duration: 11 min 17 s

IS ANYONE FREAK OUT ABOUT THE SHOPPING AND WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT

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BECAUSE I'M NOT GREAT WITH BUYING ONLINE.

>> James: WHEN DO YOU NORMALLY DO YOUR CHRISTMAS SHOPPING?

>> James:你通常什麼時候做聖誕購物？

>> James: SO YOU SEE SOMETHING IN MARCH AND SAY THAT WILL BE

>> 詹姆斯。所以，你看到三月的一些事情，並說這將是

LOVELY FOR JAMES, I'LL NEVER GIVE IT TO HIM.

愛詹姆斯，我永遠不會把它給他。

I CAN IMAGINE THAT'S ONLY WHAT IS HAPPENING.

我可以想象這只是發生了什麼。

>> Reggie: IT'S JUST THE THOUGHT OF GIVING YOU THE GIFT

>> 雷吉：這只是給你的禮物的想法。

>> James: IT'S TRUE WHEN PEOPLE SAY THAT, IT'S THE

>> 詹姆斯。這是真的，當人們說，這是最真實的。

AND WHEN THEY SAY I THOUGHT ABOUT BUYING YOU A GIFT BUT

當他們說我想給你買個禮物，但是... ...

DIDN'T, NO ONE RESPONDS AND SAYS, IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT

沒有，沒有人迴應，並說，這是思想，

YOU KNOW ME, YOU KNOW ME, I JUST SAY IT HOW IT IS.

你知道我，你知道我，我只是說它是如何。

（笑） >> 我是一個直截了當的射手。

THE MORE BURGUNDY YOU WEAR THE BETTER YOU LOOK.

HANUKKAH WILL SNEAK UP ON YOU OUT OF NOWHERE, SO YOU'VE GOT TO

哈努卡會突然襲擊你，所以你必須...

FERN YOUR SHOPPING BY THE END OF OCTOBER BECAUSE IT MIGHT BE

在十月底前完成你的購物，因為它可能是一個很好的選擇。

NOVEMBER 1 ONE YEAR, IT MIGHT BE APRIL 10th.

>> James: YOU'VE BOUGHT ALL THE GIFTS ALREADY?

>> 詹姆斯。你已經買了所有的禮物了嗎？

我通常會在聖誕節前夕做這件事。

THERE'S NO ONE IN THE STORES, AND THERE IS NO OPTION.

YOU'VE GOT TO GET IT BECAUSE I'LL SEE SOMETHING AND I'LL GO,

你一定要拿到它，因為我會看到一些東西，然後我就走。

AH, I'LL REMEMBER THAT, BUT I MIGHT SEE SOMETHING ELSE.

啊，我會記住的，但我可能會看到別的東西。

SO CHRISTMAS EVE, NO CHOICE, DONE, YOU DO IT, YOU WRAP IT IN

所以聖誕節前夕，沒有選擇，完成了，你做了，你把它包在。

>> James: SCOTCH TAPE, I'LL GIVE YOU THAT.

>> 詹姆斯。擦鞋帶，我會給你的。

BUT THE THING WITH TINFOIL, YOU KNOW, DO YOU CALL IT TINFOIL.

但錫紙的問題是，你知道，你叫它錫紙嗎？

>> 詹姆斯。REYNOLDS WRAP，這是什麼？

>> James: GET THE GIFT, SCRUNCH IT UP, DONE.

>> 詹姆斯。得到的禮物，SCRUNCH起來，完成。

>> 詹姆斯。和那種看起來很有聖誕氣息。

THAT'S HOW THEY WRAP THINGS UP AT A RESTAURANT.

這就是他們如何包裝東西了餐廳。

>> James: IF YOU KNOW ME WELL ENOUGH YOU KNOW I'VE NEVER EVER

>> 詹姆斯：如果你足夠了解我，你就會知道我從來沒有過。

IF I WALK INTO A ROOM WITH THAT, NO ONE'S EVER LOOKED AT ME AND

如果我帶著這個走進房間，沒有人看過我，也沒有人看過我。

說，他一定是留下了一些食物。

( LAUGHTER ) I REMEMBER SO VIVIDLY, I WAS,

（笑）並記住如此生動，而你，

LIKE, 19, I WAS WALKING DOWN A HOTEL CORRIDOR, AND SOMEONE HAD

19歲的時候，我走在酒店的走廊上，然後有人拿著槍在我面前晃悠

PUT THEIR TRAY OUTSIDE THE ROOM AND IT WAS, LIKE, HALF A BURGER

把他們的托盤放在房間外面，它就像一個漢堡的一半。

AND FRIES AND IT WAS THE FIRST TIME I'D EVER SEEN ANYONE LEAVE

還有薯條，這是我第一次看到有人離開。

( LAUGHTER ) I TINTED EVEN KNOW THAT WAS A

（笑）我凃甚至知道這是一個。

THEY WERE FULL AND DIDN'T EAT UNTIL THEY COULDN'T BREATHE!

他們吃飽了，直到不能呼吸才吃！

WHICH IS FRANKLY MY ENTIRE EXPERIENCE GROWING UP.

坦白說，這是我成長的全部經歷。

>> I ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS IN MY HEART --

>> 我已經在心裡知道了這個問題的答案 --

IT WILL BE THE FIRST THING TOY ONCE THE VACCINE IS OUT.

這將是第一件玩具一旦疫苗出來。

EVEN FOUND A COUPLE OF BREAD ROLLS AT THE OTHER END OF THE

甚至還發現了一雙面包卷，在另一端。

( LAUGHTER ) AND THEN I'M, LIKE, WHY AM I

（笑）然後我，喜歡，為什麼我

I COULD TRAVEL AROUND THE CORRIDORS, SUSHI, SALMON, TWO

我可以在走廊上旅行，SUSHI，鮭魚，兩個。

QUARTERS OF A CASE DeIA, AND TOOK THE BEST BACK FOR MY WIFE.

四分之一的CASE DeIA，並採取了最好的回來為我的妻子。

I KNOW YOU'RE, LIKE, WHAT HAPPENED IN THE NEWS TODAY.

我知道你是，就像，今天發生在新聞中的事情。

EVERY DAY, WE START WITH THE NEWS LIKE THIS ISN'T NEWS YOU

每天，我們都從新聞開始，就像這不是你的新聞一樣

PRESIDENT TRUMP'S LEGAL TEAM IS STILL MAKING A LAST DITCH EFFORT

特朗普總統的律師團仍在做最後的努力。

GIULIANI WAS MAKING HIS EFFORT TO GET FRAUD INVESTIGATED.

GIULIANI正在努力讓欺詐行為受到調查。

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