>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK TO TO LATE SHOW,

>> Stephen:嘿，各位，歡迎回到晚間節目。

LET'S SAY HELLO.

讓我們打個招呼吧。

HELLO, JOHN.

你好，約翰。

>> OH MAN, COME ON, WHAT IS HAPPENING?

>> 哦，夥計，來吧，這是怎麼回事？

>> Stephen: I HAVE GOT MY HEAD IS TURNED TO THE HOLIDAYS.

>> Stephen:我已經得到了我的頭是轉到假期。

>> YEAH.

>> 是的。

>> Stephen: I AM WONDERING, WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS,

>> 史蒂芬：我在想，你想要什麼聖誕禮物。

JOHN?

約翰？

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO GET YOU.

我不知道該給你什麼。

>> WOW.

>> WOW。

IF YOU CAN GIVE ME PEACE ON EARTH THAT WOULD BE GREAT, BUT

如果你能給我地球上的和平，那就太好了，但是... ...

-- >> Stephen: I DON'T

-->> 斯蒂芬：我不

-- >> DO YOU EVER READ THE CHOOSE

-->>你讀過《選擇》嗎？

YOUR OWN ADVENTURES BOOKS.

你自己的冒險書。

>> Stephen: YEAH.

>> Stephen:是的。

>> YOU KNOW BOOK YOU CAN READ AND THERE ARE OPTIONS.

>> 你知道書可以讀，而且還有選擇。

>> Stephen: TO TO PAGE 54, ABC AND YOU GO BACK AND FORTH IN THE

>> 斯蒂芬：到第54頁，ABC和你在裡面來回走動。

BOOK LIKE THAT, YEAH.

這樣的書，是的。

>> YEAH, YEAH, I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND A COMPLETE

>> 是啊，是啊，我一直在努力尋找一個完整的。

COLLECTION OF THOSE BOOKS, BECAUSE I USED TO READ -- I MAY

收集這些書，因為我曾經讀過... ...

HAVE READ ALL OF THEM WHEN I WAS A KID AND I CAN'T FIND THEM

我小時候讀過所有的書，但我找不到它們。

ANYMORE.

任何時候。

>> Stephen: LET ME WRITE THAT DOWN.

>> Stephen:讓我寫下來。

NOW FORGET THAT YOU ASKED ME, JOHN.

忘了你問我的事吧，約翰。

I MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE TO -- I AM NOT GOING TO, JOHN.

我的意思是你不必... 我不會的，約翰。

I AM 100 PERCENT NOT GOING TO START LOOKING FOR THOSE.

我百分之百不會開始尋找這些東西。

[ LAUGHTER ].

［笑］：

>> Stephen: DONE, DONE.

>> Stephen:完成了，完成了。

HAVE YOU GOT ANYTHING -- HAVE YOU GOT ANY ADVENTURE MUSIC FOR

你有什麼... 你有什麼冒險音樂嗎？

US?

美國？

>> OH, MY GOODNESS, OH, YEAH.

>> 哦，我的天哪，哦，是的。

♪ ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ ♪

♪ >> Stephen: HIGH SCORE.

>> Stephen:高分。

JEAN-BAPTISTE, EVERYBODY.

JEAN -BAPTISTE，每一個人。

>> THANK YOU, JOHN.

>> 謝謝你，約翰。

HAVE A GOOD ONE.

有一個好的。

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU KNOW I SPEND A LOT OF TYPE POLISHING

女士們，先生們，你們知道我花了很多時間去打字拋光

HUBCAPS, INSTALLING PREMIUM LEATHER INTERIOR PACKAGES,

HUBCAPS，安裝高級皮革內飾包裝。

UPGRADING TO SATELLITE RADIO AND PUTTING TOGETHER INCREDIBLE

升級到衛星收音機，並將其整合到一起。

HOLIDAY DEALS ON NEW AND CERTIFIED PREOWNED VEHICLES, ALL

假日優惠新車和認證二手車，所有

TO FORM THE SPECTACULAR TOYOTATHON EVENT THAT IS MY

形成 "我的豐田車 "的精彩活動。

MONOLOGUE, BUT SOMETIMES, SOMETIMES I LIKE TO SPIN DOWN

獨白，但有時，有時我喜歡旋轉下來。

THE ODOMETER ON A BUSTED OLD SAAB, TAPE A GARBAGE BAG OVER

一輛破舊的薩博車上的外徑計，在上面綁上一個垃圾袋。

THE BROKEN WINDOWS, HIGH THE WORDS STEERING WHEEL NOT

破損的窗口，高的字方向盤不。

INCLUDED IN THE FINE PRINT TO HAWK THE DISCOUNT KARL'S NON0

包含在精美的印刷品中，以HAWK的折扣KARL'S NON0。

ROAD WORTHY RATTLETRAP JALOPY OF NEWS THAT IS MY SEGMENT.

路上值得信賴的RATTLETRAP JALOPY的新聞，這是我的部門。

>> QUARANTINE-WHILE!

>> QUARANTINE-WHILE!

>> Stephen: QUARANTINE-WHILE.

>> Stephen:QUARANTINE-WHILE：

COUNTRY SINGER CHASE RICE IS IN HOT WATER FOR AN INSENSITIVE

鄉村歌手CHASE RICE因麻木不仁而身陷熱水中。

SERIES OF TWEETS.

系列的微博。

JUST LOST MY TASTE AND SMELL.

只是失去了我的味道和氣味。

WEIRD.

怪異。

ALSO DROPPING A SINGLE AT MIDNIGHT.

還會在午夜時分推出一首單曲。

AND THEN TEN MINUTES LATER TWEETED, ON A REAL NOTE, DON'T

然後十幾分鍾後發了一條微博，一個真正的注意，不要... ...

HAVE COVID.

有COVID：

BUT I AM DROPPING A SINGLE TONIGHT.

但我今晚要丟掉一個單人。

NOT COME TO, CHASE, TO USE A GLOBAL PANDEMIC TO HAWK YOUR

不要來、追逐、使用全球大爆炸來攻擊你的。

LATEST PROJECT.

最新的項目。

WE LEARNED THAT YEARS AGO WHEN SHAKESPEARE POSTED THESE FLYERS,

幾年前，當夏克薩帕爾發佈這些傳單的時候，我們就知道了。

COUGHING UP BLOOD, FACE COVERED IN LESIONS, WEIRD.

咳血，臉部覆蓋在LESIONS，怪異。

ON A REAL NOTE, I'M HEALTHY AF, BUT YOU ALL SHOULD CHECK OUT MY

說句實在話，我很健康，但你們都應該看看我的。

NEW PLAY HAMLET, NOW THAT WOULD BE SICK.

新的玩法哈姆雷特，現在這將是生病。

QUARANTINE-WHILE, DRAKE IS SELLING A SCENTED CANDLE THAT

SMELLS LIKE DRAKE, TO WHICH GWYNETH PALTROW REPLIED, UH,

聞起來像DRAKE，其中GWYNETH PALTROW REPLIED，UH：

CALL ME WHEN IT SMELLS LIKE DRAKE'S VAGINA.

打電話給我，當它聞起來像DRAKE的陰道。

QUARANTINE-WHILE, OREO IS RELEASING A LADY GAGA-INSPIRED

QUARANTINE-WHILE，OREO將發佈一款以LADY GAGA為靈感的產品。

PINK AND GREEN COOK CAN KISS.

粉色和綠色的COOK CAN KISS。

OKAY, AS MUCH AS I LOVE HER, LADY GAGA'S OREOS WILL NEVER

好吧，雖然我很愛她，但GAGA女士的奧利奧永遠不會有

REPLACE PAT BENATAR'S HYDRO G!

替換帕特-貝納塔的HYDRO G!

QUARANTINE-WHILE, I HAVE ALREADY BROUGHT YOU NEWS OF THE

誇誇其談--雖然我已經給你帶來了新聞，但我還是要告訴你

MYSTERIOUS APPEARANCE OF THIS UPON LOT IN THE UTAH DESERT LAST

去年在猶他州沙漠神祕地出現了這塊土地。

WEEK AND EVENTS SO POTENTIALLY PARADIGM SHIFTING FOR THE HUMAN

本週和事件，所以潛在的PARADIGM SHIFTING對人類的影響。

RACE THAT I NEED TO UPDATE YOU IN MY NEWEST MONTH LITERATURE

我需要在我最新的一個月文學作品中向你更新的賽事

THEMED MEANWHILE SUBSEGMENT, MON-WHILE, MON-WHILE, THE

THEYED MEANWHILE SUBSEGMENT，MON-WHILE，MON-WHILE，The

ORIGINAL UTAH DESERT MONOLITH, IS GONE-OLITH.

原版猶他州沙漠單片機，已經過時了。

OVER THE WEEKEND WE LEARNED THAT THE MYSTERIOUS MONOLITH WAS

週末，我們得知神祕的單片石是...

REMOVED ON FRIDAY EVENING.

週五晚上撤走了。

A PHOTOGRAPHER OF THE SCENE SAW FOUR MEMBER ARRIVE AS IF OUT OF

現場的一名攝影師看到四名成員彷彿從外面趕來。

NOWHERE TO DISMANTLE IT SAYING LEAVE NO TRACE, THIS IS OUR

無處可去拆除它，說不留痕跡，這是我們的。

MISSION.

任務：

CLEARLY GOVERNMENT AGENTS WORKING FOR THE DEPARTMENT OF

明顯是為外交部工作的政府人員。

FUN-STOMPING.

FUN-STOMPING。

COME ON, GUYS.

吃吧，夥計們。

JUST LET US HAVE THIS!

只是讓我們有這個！

WE DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE TO SEE IF IT SHOT OUT BEAMS TO MELT

我們沒有機會看到它是否射出光束來融化。

ANYBODY'S BONES.

任何人的骨頭。

THEN THE MYSTERY DEEP DEEPENED BECAUSE ON FRIDAY ANOTHER

然後，這個謎團又加深了，因為在星期五，另一個

MYSTERIOUS MONOLITH SUDDENLY APPEARED, THIS TIME IN ROMANIA.

神祕的單片機突然出現，這次是在羅馬尼亞。

DO THESE ALIENS NOT WATCH THE NEWS.

這些外星人不看新聞嗎？

AMERICAN MONOLITHS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TRAVEL TO EUROPE.

美國的單幣是不允許去歐洲的。

PLEASE TELL ME THIS MONOLITH DID NOT CELEBRATE THANKSGIVING.

請告訴我，這個單片機沒有慶祝感恩節。

NOW COMES THE NEWS THAT THE MYSTERY MONOLITH VANISHED IN

現在有消息說，神祕的單片機消失在......。

ROMANIA ON TUESDAY THEN A NEW MYSTERIOUS MONOLITH APPEARED ON

週二在羅馬尼亞，然後一個新的神祕的單體出現在上。

TOP OF A MOUNTAIN A IN CALIFORNIA YESTERDAY, HOW COULD

在加州的一座山頂上，昨天，怎麼能。

IT MOVE THAT FAST?

它移動得那麼快？

ARE WE DEALING WITH ONE MONOLITH?

我們面對的是一個單體嗎？

OR IS IT IT A PAIR OF DUO-LITHS?

還是一雙複式鉛筆？

>> FOLKS IT IS NO COINCIDENCE THAT THESE MONOLITHS APPEARED

>> 夥計們，這些單片機的出現不是偶然的。

JUST BEFORE THE GREAT CONJUNCTION OF JUPITER AND

就在木星和天王星的大合相之前。

SATURN COMING UP ON DECEMBER 21.

12月21日的星期六即將到來。

OPEN YOUR EYES, SHEEPLE, THESE MONOLITHS ARE CLEARLY DORMANT

睜大你的眼睛，羊群，這些單片機顯然是休眠的。

SUPERVISOR SPACE-TIME ENERGY NODES THAT WILL AWAKEN AT A

監管者時空能量節點，將在某一時刻醒來。

SPECIFIC PITCH IN THE VIBRATION OF THE ENTER PLANETARY MATRIX TO

在進入行星矩陣的振動中的特定音調到

HELP US MAKE THE LEAP TO THE NEXT GREAT PHASE OF HUMAN

幫助我們飛躍到人類的下一個偉大階段。

EVOLUTION REACH BEYOND IMAGINATION AND TOUCH THE VERY

進化 超越想象，觸及極致。

FACE OF GOD, OR IT'S GOING TO TURN OUT TO BE LIKE THE VIRAL

上帝的面孔，或者它將會變成像病毒一樣。

CAMPAIGN FOR MOUNTAIN DEW.

山區發展運動。

EITHER WAY, I AM HERE FOR IT.

不管是哪種方式，我都支持。

WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE FORMER DIRECTOR OF THE CYBER

我們會馬上回來，與前任局長的cyber。

SECURITY AND INFRASTRUCTURE SECURITY AGENCY,

安全和基礎設施安全局；

CHRISTOPHER KREBS.

CHRISTOPHER KREBS.