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  • >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK TO TO LATE SHOW,

    >> Stephen:嘿,各位,歡迎回到晚間節目。

  • LET'S SAY HELLO.

    讓我們打個招呼吧。

  • HELLO, JOHN.

    你好,約翰。

  • >> OH MAN, COME ON, WHAT IS HAPPENING?

    >> 哦,夥計,來吧,這是怎麼回事?

  • >> Stephen: I HAVE GOT MY HEAD IS TURNED TO THE HOLIDAYS.

    >> Stephen:我已經得到了我的頭是轉到假期。

  • >> YEAH.

    >> 是的。

  • >> Stephen: I AM WONDERING, WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS,

    >> 史蒂芬:我在想,你想要什麼聖誕禮物。

  • JOHN?

    約翰?

  • I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO GET YOU.

    我不知道該給你什麼。

  • >> WOW.

    >> WOW。

  • IF YOU CAN GIVE ME PEACE ON EARTH THAT WOULD BE GREAT, BUT

    如果你能給我地球上的和平,那就太好了,但是... ...

  • -- >> Stephen: I DON'T

    -->> 斯蒂芬:我不

  • -- >> DO YOU EVER READ THE CHOOSE

    -->>你讀過《選擇》嗎?

  • YOUR OWN ADVENTURES BOOKS.

    你自己的冒險書。

  • >> Stephen: YEAH.

    >> Stephen:是的。

  • >> YOU KNOW BOOK YOU CAN READ AND THERE ARE OPTIONS.

    >> 你知道書可以讀,而且還有選擇。

  • >> Stephen: TO TO PAGE 54, ABC AND YOU GO BACK AND FORTH IN THE

    >> 斯蒂芬:到第54頁,ABC和你在裡面來回走動。

  • BOOK LIKE THAT, YEAH.

    這樣的書,是的。

  • >> YEAH, YEAH, I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND A COMPLETE

    >> 是啊,是啊,我一直在努力尋找一個完整的。

  • COLLECTION OF THOSE BOOKS, BECAUSE I USED TO READ -- I MAY

    收集這些書,因為我曾經讀過... ...

  • HAVE READ ALL OF THEM WHEN I WAS A KID AND I CAN'T FIND THEM

    我小時候讀過所有的書,但我找不到它們。

  • ANYMORE.

    任何時候。

  • >> Stephen: LET ME WRITE THAT DOWN.

    >> Stephen:讓我寫下來。

  • NOW FORGET THAT YOU ASKED ME, JOHN.

    忘了你問我的事吧,約翰。

  • I MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE TO -- I AM NOT GOING TO, JOHN.

    我的意思是你不必... 我不會的,約翰。

  • I AM 100 PERCENT NOT GOING TO START LOOKING FOR THOSE.

    我百分之百不會開始尋找這些東西。

  • [ LAUGHTER ].

    [笑]:

  • >> Stephen: DONE, DONE.

    >> Stephen:完成了,完成了。

  • HAVE YOU GOT ANYTHING -- HAVE YOU GOT ANY ADVENTURE MUSIC FOR

    你有什麼... 你有什麼冒險音樂嗎?

  • US?

    美國?

  • >> OH, MY GOODNESS, OH, YEAH.

    >> 哦,我的天哪,哦,是的。

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  • ♪ >> Stephen: HIGH SCORE.

    >> Stephen:高分。

  • JEAN-BAPTISTE, EVERYBODY.

    JEAN -BAPTISTE,每一個人。

  • >> THANK YOU, JOHN.

    >> 謝謝你,約翰。

  • HAVE A GOOD ONE.

    有一個好的。

  • LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU KNOW I SPEND A LOT OF TYPE POLISHING

    女士們,先生們,你們知道我花了很多時間去打字拋光

  • HUBCAPS, INSTALLING PREMIUM LEATHER INTERIOR PACKAGES,

    HUBCAPS,安裝高級皮革內飾包裝。

  • UPGRADING TO SATELLITE RADIO AND PUTTING TOGETHER INCREDIBLE

    升級到衛星收音機,並將其整合到一起。

  • HOLIDAY DEALS ON NEW AND CERTIFIED PREOWNED VEHICLES, ALL

    假日優惠新車和認證二手車,所有

  • TO FORM THE SPECTACULAR TOYOTATHON EVENT THAT IS MY

    形成 "我的豐田車 "的精彩活動。

  • MONOLOGUE, BUT SOMETIMES, SOMETIMES I LIKE TO SPIN DOWN

    獨白,但有時,有時我喜歡旋轉下來。

  • THE ODOMETER ON A BUSTED OLD SAAB, TAPE A GARBAGE BAG OVER

    一輛破舊的薩博車上的外徑計,在上面綁上一個垃圾袋。

  • THE BROKEN WINDOWS, HIGH THE WORDS STEERING WHEEL NOT

    破損的窗口,高的字方向盤不。

  • INCLUDED IN THE FINE PRINT TO HAWK THE DISCOUNT KARL'S NON0

    包含在精美的印刷品中,以HAWK的折扣KARL'S NON0。

  • ROAD WORTHY RATTLETRAP JALOPY OF NEWS THAT IS MY SEGMENT.

    路上值得信賴的RATTLETRAP JALOPY的新聞,這是我的部門。

  • >> QUARANTINE-WHILE!

    >> QUARANTINE-WHILE!

  • >> Stephen: QUARANTINE-WHILE.

    >> Stephen:QUARANTINE-WHILE:

  • COUNTRY SINGER CHASE RICE IS IN HOT WATER FOR AN INSENSITIVE

    鄉村歌手CHASE RICE因麻木不仁而身陷熱水中。

  • SERIES OF TWEETS.

    系列的微博。

  • JUST LOST MY TASTE AND SMELL.

    只是失去了我的味道和氣味。

  • WEIRD.

    怪異。

  • ALSO DROPPING A SINGLE AT MIDNIGHT.

    還會在午夜時分推出一首單曲。

  • AND THEN TEN MINUTES LATER TWEETED, ON A REAL NOTE, DON'T

    然後十幾分鍾後發了一條微博,一個真正的注意,不要... ...

  • HAVE COVID.

    有COVID:

  • BUT I AM DROPPING A SINGLE TONIGHT.

    但我今晚要丟掉一個單人。

  • NOT COME TO, CHASE, TO USE A GLOBAL PANDEMIC TO HAWK YOUR

    不要來、追逐、使用全球大爆炸來攻擊你的。

  • LATEST PROJECT.

    最新的項目。

  • WE LEARNED THAT YEARS AGO WHEN SHAKESPEARE POSTED THESE FLYERS,

    幾年前,當夏克薩帕爾發佈這些傳單的時候,我們就知道了。

  • COUGHING UP BLOOD, FACE COVERED IN LESIONS, WEIRD.

    咳血,臉部覆蓋在LESIONS,怪異。

  • ON A REAL NOTE, I'M HEALTHY AF, BUT YOU ALL SHOULD CHECK OUT MY

    說句實在話,我很健康,但你們都應該看看我的。

  • NEW PLAY HAMLET, NOW THAT WOULD BE SICK.

    新的玩法哈姆雷特,現在這將是生病。

  • QUARANTINE-WHILE, DRAKE IS SELLING A SCENTED CANDLE THAT

  • SMELLS LIKE DRAKE, TO WHICH GWYNETH PALTROW REPLIED, UH,

    聞起來像DRAKE,其中GWYNETH PALTROW REPLIED,UH:

  • CALL ME WHEN IT SMELLS LIKE DRAKE'S VAGINA.

    打電話給我,當它聞起來像DRAKE的陰道。

  • QUARANTINE-WHILE, OREO IS RELEASING A LADY GAGA-INSPIRED

    QUARANTINE-WHILE,OREO將發佈一款以LADY GAGA為靈感的產品。

  • PINK AND GREEN COOK CAN KISS.

    粉色和綠色的COOK CAN KISS。

  • OKAY, AS MUCH AS I LOVE HER, LADY GAGA'S OREOS WILL NEVER

    好吧,雖然我很愛她,但GAGA女士的奧利奧永遠不會有

  • REPLACE PAT BENATAR'S HYDRO G!

    替換帕特-貝納塔的HYDRO G!

  • QUARANTINE-WHILE, I HAVE ALREADY BROUGHT YOU NEWS OF THE

    誇誇其談--雖然我已經給你帶來了新聞,但我還是要告訴你

  • MYSTERIOUS APPEARANCE OF THIS UPON LOT IN THE UTAH DESERT LAST

    去年在猶他州沙漠神祕地出現了這塊土地。

  • WEEK AND EVENTS SO POTENTIALLY PARADIGM SHIFTING FOR THE HUMAN

    本週和事件,所以潛在的PARADIGM SHIFTING對人類的影響。

  • RACE THAT I NEED TO UPDATE YOU IN MY NEWEST MONTH LITERATURE

    我需要在我最新的一個月文學作品中向你更新的賽事

  • THEMED MEANWHILE SUBSEGMENT, MON-WHILE, MON-WHILE, THE

    THEYED MEANWHILE SUBSEGMENT,MON-WHILE,MON-WHILE,The

  • ORIGINAL UTAH DESERT MONOLITH, IS GONE-OLITH.

    原版猶他州沙漠單片機,已經過時了。

  • OVER THE WEEKEND WE LEARNED THAT THE MYSTERIOUS MONOLITH WAS

    週末,我們得知神祕的單片石是...

  • REMOVED ON FRIDAY EVENING.

    週五晚上撤走了。

  • A PHOTOGRAPHER OF THE SCENE SAW FOUR MEMBER ARRIVE AS IF OUT OF

    現場的一名攝影師看到四名成員彷彿從外面趕來。

  • NOWHERE TO DISMANTLE IT SAYING LEAVE NO TRACE, THIS IS OUR

    無處可去拆除它,說不留痕跡,這是我們的。

  • MISSION.

    任務:

  • CLEARLY GOVERNMENT AGENTS WORKING FOR THE DEPARTMENT OF

    明顯是為外交部工作的政府人員。

  • FUN-STOMPING.

    FUN-STOMPING。

  • COME ON, GUYS.

    吃吧,夥計們。

  • JUST LET US HAVE THIS!

    只是讓我們有這個!

  • WE DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE TO SEE IF IT SHOT OUT BEAMS TO MELT

    我們沒有機會看到它是否射出光束來融化。

  • ANYBODY'S BONES.

    任何人的骨頭。

  • THEN THE MYSTERY DEEP DEEPENED BECAUSE ON FRIDAY ANOTHER

    然後,這個謎團又加深了,因為在星期五,另一個

  • MYSTERIOUS MONOLITH SUDDENLY APPEARED, THIS TIME IN ROMANIA.

    神祕的單片機突然出現,這次是在羅馬尼亞。

  • DO THESE ALIENS NOT WATCH THE NEWS.

    這些外星人不看新聞嗎?

  • AMERICAN MONOLITHS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TRAVEL TO EUROPE.

    美國的單幣是不允許去歐洲的。

  • PLEASE TELL ME THIS MONOLITH DID NOT CELEBRATE THANKSGIVING.

    請告訴我,這個單片機沒有慶祝感恩節。

  • NOW COMES THE NEWS THAT THE MYSTERY MONOLITH VANISHED IN

    現在有消息說,神祕的單片機消失在......。

  • ROMANIA ON TUESDAY THEN A NEW MYSTERIOUS MONOLITH APPEARED ON

    週二在羅馬尼亞,然後一個新的神祕的單體出現在上。

  • TOP OF A MOUNTAIN A IN CALIFORNIA YESTERDAY, HOW COULD

    在加州的一座山頂上,昨天,怎麼能。

  • IT MOVE THAT FAST?

    它移動得那麼快?

  • ARE WE DEALING WITH ONE MONOLITH?

    我們面對的是一個單體嗎?

  • OR IS IT IT A PAIR OF DUO-LITHS?

    還是一雙複式鉛筆?

  • >> FOLKS IT IS NO COINCIDENCE THAT THESE MONOLITHS APPEARED

    >> 夥計們,這些單片機的出現不是偶然的。

  • JUST BEFORE THE GREAT CONJUNCTION OF JUPITER AND

    就在木星和天王星的大合相之前。

  • SATURN COMING UP ON DECEMBER 21.

    12月21日的星期六即將到來。

  • OPEN YOUR EYES, SHEEPLE, THESE MONOLITHS ARE CLEARLY DORMANT

    睜大你的眼睛,羊群,這些單片機顯然是休眠的。

  • SUPERVISOR SPACE-TIME ENERGY NODES THAT WILL AWAKEN AT A

    監管者時空能量節點,將在某一時刻醒來。

  • SPECIFIC PITCH IN THE VIBRATION OF THE ENTER PLANETARY MATRIX TO

    在進入行星矩陣的振動中的特定音調到

  • HELP US MAKE THE LEAP TO THE NEXT GREAT PHASE OF HUMAN

    幫助我們飛躍到人類的下一個偉大階段。

  • EVOLUTION REACH BEYOND IMAGINATION AND TOUCH THE VERY

    進化 超越想象,觸及極致。

  • FACE OF GOD, OR IT'S GOING TO TURN OUT TO BE LIKE THE VIRAL

    上帝的面孔,或者它將會變成像病毒一樣。

  • CAMPAIGN FOR MOUNTAIN DEW.

    山區發展運動。

  • EITHER WAY, I AM HERE FOR IT.

    不管是哪種方式,我都支持。

  • WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE FORMER DIRECTOR OF THE CYBER

    我們會馬上回來,與前任局長的cyber。

  • SECURITY AND INFRASTRUCTURE SECURITY AGENCY,

    安全和基礎設施安全局;

  • CHRISTOPHER KREBS.

    CHRISTOPHER KREBS.

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