MY NEXT GUEST IS ONE OF THE ORIGINAL KINGS OF COMEDY AND THE

我的下一位嘉賓是喜劇之王之一，也是我的下一位嘉賓。

STAR OF THE CBS SITCOM, "THE NEIGHBORHOOD."

CBS電視連續劇《鄰居》的明星。

>> TRUST ME.

>> 相信我。

YOU'RE GOING TO NEED TO ADD A LITTLE FLASH AND A LITTLE SWAG.

你需要增加一點閃光點和一點標誌。

IF YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT SCHOOL FUNDING, HOW ABOUT THIS: WE'VE

如果你想討論學校的資金問題，那麼我們可以這樣說：我們已經...。

GOT TO FUND SCHOOLS OR GRADUATE FOOLS.

必須資助學校或畢業的傻瓜。

( LAUGHTER ) >> OKAY, THAT WAS ACTUALLY

（笑） >> 好吧，這實際上是。

REALLY GOOD.

真的很好。

>> YEAH.

>> 是的。

DID YOU JUST COME UP WITH THAT?

你剛想出來的嗎？

>> I'M A DRAGON, GUYS.

>> 我是一條龍，夥計們。

I JUST SPITFIRE.

我只是噴火。

( LAUGHTER ) >> OKAY, WELL, COME ON, MAN.

（笑） >> 好了，好了，來吧，男人。

BURN MY VILLAGE DOWN.

把我的村子燒掉

( LAUGHTER ).

（笑）：

>> OKAY, ALL RIGHT, CHECK THIS OUT.

>> 好了，沒事了，看看這個。

WE CAN'T BE SAFE IN THE PARK IF IT'S TOO DAMN DARK.

如果太黑，我們在公園裡就不安全了。

( LAUGHTER ) OR RECYCLE YOUR TRASH AND WE'LL

（笑）或回收你的垃圾，我們將。

GIVE YOU SOME CASH.

給你一些現金。

( LAUGHTER ) >> BUT THAT ONE'S NOT TRUE.

（笑） >> 但這一個是不正確的。

>> IT DOESN'T MATTER. IT RHYMES.

>> 它並不重要。它的韻律。

>> Stephen: "PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW," CEDRIC THE

>> "歡迎回到《晚間秀》，CEDRIC THE LATE SHOW。"

ENTERTAINER!

娛樂家！

>> WHAT'S UP?

>> 怎麼了？

>> Stephen: CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER, THAT'S ESTABLISHED.

>> Stephen:娛樂家塞德里克，這是建立。

YOUR NAME HAS BEEN NOTERRIZED.

你的名字已經被註銷。

>> YEAH.

>> 是的。

>> Stephen: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ENTERTAIN YOURSELF RIGHT NOW?

>> Stephen:你現在在做什麼來娛樂自己？

PEOPLE NEED ANY FORM OF ENTERTAINMENT THEY CAN TO GET

人們需要任何形式的娛樂，他們可以得到。

THROUGH COVID.

通過科維德：

WHAT'S YOUR FORM OF ENTERTAINMENT, CEDRIC?

你的娛樂方式是什麼，CEDRIC？

>> MY MAIN THING, LIKE MOST PEOPLE, IS DOING A LOT OF

>> 我的主要事情，像大多數人一樣，是做了很多。

GROCERY SHOPPING.

雜貨店。

>> Stephen: NOT THE COOKING.

>> Stephen:不是烹飪。

IT'S THE ACTUAL GROCERY SHOPPING?

這是真正的雜貨店？

>> YEAH, GO TO THE GROCERY STORE, AND JUST FIND MYSELF--

>> 是的，去雜貨店，並只是找到自己 --

I'VE BEEN LEARNING AVOCADO-- A LOT OF PEOPLE TAKE IT FOR

我一直在學習鱷梨 -- 很多人都把它當成了一種食物

GRANTED.

准予：

>> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW, WHAT IS THE SECRET?

>> 我不知道，什麼是祕密？

>> THE SECRET IS YOU HAVE TO-- YOU HAVE TO FIND THE CORRECT

>> 祕密是你必須... 你必須找到正確的。

DEGREE OF SOFTNESS AND FIRMNESS SO IT IS A-- IT'S LIKE LEARNING

軟硬程度，所以它是一個... ... 這就像學習。

TO PLAY THE SAXOPHONE.

玩薩克斯風。

IT'S THIS-- ( HUMMING )

這是這個 - （嗡嗡）。

IF YOU DO KENNY G., IF YOU JUST HUM IT TO YOURSELF...

如果你做了Kenny G. 如果你對自己哼哼... ...

( HUMMING ) YOU CAN FIND THE RIGHT AVOCADO.

你可以找到合適的鱷梨。

>> Stephen: IT'S KENNY G..

>> Stephen:是KENNY G.

WHAT IF I THINK COAL TRAIN WHILE SQUEEZING AN AVOCADO.

如果我在榨鱷梨的時候想到煤火車怎麼辦？

WHAT HAPPENS?

發生了什麼？

>> OH, NOW YOU'RE TALKING GUACAMOLE, MY FRIEND!

>> 哦，現在你說的是瓜卡摩利，我的朋友！

STEPHEN!

史蒂芬！

COAL TRAIN!

煤火車！

COME ON.

來吧。

YOU'RE GOING TO DO TOO MUCH.

你要做的太多了。

>> Stephen: SEASON THREE OF "THE NEIGHBORHOOD" PREMIERED

>> 史蒂芬: "鄰里關係 "第三季首播了。

THIS WEEK.

本週。

IT'S SO NICE TO HAVE YOU GUYS BACK.

很高興你們回來了。

>> YUP.

>> YUP。

>> Stephen: NOW, WHAT WAS IT LIKE TO DO THE SHOW-- AGAIN, YOU

>> Stephen:現在，什麼是它喜歡做的節目 - 再次，你。

SHOT THE NEW SEASON DURING COVID.

拍攝了新的賽季期間COVID。

>> YEAH.

>> 是的。

>> Stephen: WE'RE IN COVID NOW.

>> Stephen:我們現在在科維德。

YOU'RE SHOOTING IT.

你正在拍攝它。

WHAT IS THAT LIKE?

那是什麼樣子？

WHAT ARE THE PRECAUTIONS YOU GUYS TOOK?

你們採取的預防措施是什麼？

>> WELL, IT WAS TOUGH.

>> 好吧，這是艱難的。

ONE, LIKE ANYBODY WHO HAD TO COME BARK IT WAS ALL OF THE--

一個，像任何人誰不得不來吠叫它是所有的 -

YOU KNOW, THEY HAD PROTOCOL.

你知道，他們有程序。

AND IT WAS A LOT OF, YOU KNOW, MASKS, SHIELD, FULL BEEKEEPER'S

它是很多的，你知道，口罩，屏蔽，完整的養蜂人的。

UNIFORM ON, YOU KNOW.

UNIFORM上，你知道的。

ONE DAY I JUST WORE A BURQUA.

有一天，我只是穿了一個BURQUA。

JUST COVERED MYSELF AND NO ONE EVEN KNEW IT WAS ME, OKAY.

只是掩蓋自己，沒有人 甚至知道這是我，好嗎。

AND THEN-- BUT WE HAVE A LADY HERE THAT IS-- I LIKE TO HER HER

然後... ... 但我們這裡有一位女士是... ... 我喜歡她

THE PRO-PO.

PRO-PO：

SHE'S THE PROTOCOL POLICE.

她是程序警察。

SHE'S THE PRO-PO.

她是pro -po。

ANYTHING, IF YOU'RE DRINKING A COFFEE AND YOU PUT IT DOWN ON

任何事情，如果你在喝咖啡，你把它在

SOMETHING, THEN SHE'S COMING THROUGH A SANITIZERS AND YOU'VE

一些東西，然後她通過一個消毒劑和你已經來了，

GOT TO WIPE IT BEFORE YOU COULD GET BACK UP.

必須先把它擦乾淨，然後才能進行備份。

IT'S A LOT UPON.

這是一個很大的上。

I'M LIKE THE COFFEE IS ALREADY HOT.

我想咖啡已經熱了。

I BELIEVE THAT THE CORONAVIRUS DOESN'T WORK WELL IN HEAT

我相信，冠狀病毒在高溫下並不奏效。

ACCORDING TO THE PRESIDENT, THAT WHEN IT WAS GOING TO WARM UP, IT

主席說，當天氣要熱起來的時候，它就會......。

DIDN'T WORK.

沒有工作。

SO I'VE GOT LOGIC OF WHY I THINK THIS IS FINE.

所以，我已經得到了邏輯，為什麼我認為這是很好的。

SO I'M NOT UNDERSTANDING WHY I HAVE TO WIPE ALL THIS STUFF

所以，我不明白為什麼我必須擦拭所有這些東西。

DOWN.

下。

BUT WHATEVER.

但不管怎樣。

>> Stephen: THAT CLIP THAT WE JUST SAW HAD LAUGHTER IN IT, BUT

>> Stephen:我們剛剛看到的那個片段有笑點，但是... ...

THERE'S NO LIVE AUDIENCE, RIGHT?

沒有現場觀眾，對吧？

BECAUSE OF COVID, YOU GUYS CAN'T HAVE ONE.

因為科維德，你們不能有一個。

>> YEAH.

>> 是的。

>> Stephen: SO THAT'S A LAUGH TRACK.

>> 所以這是個笑料。

WHAT-- WHAT IS-- AND IT'SANDABLE THAT YOU HAVE ONE BECAUSE IT'S--

什麼... ... 什麼... ... 你有一個是神聖的，因為它是...

THAT'S, YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE NO CHOICE AT THIS POINT.

那是，你知道，你在這一點上沒有選擇。

DO YOU EVER HAVE ANY DISAGREEMENTS ON HOW THE PEOPLE

你是否對人們的生活方式有任何異議？

ACTUALLY LAY THE LAUGHS IN?

真正的笑料？

BECAUSE YOU'RE A PROFESSIONAL.

因為你是專業的。

YOU HAVE PERFORMED LIVE YOUR ENTIRE CAREER.

你的整個職業生涯都在現場表演。

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT SOUND LIKE.

你知道那是什麼聲音。

DO DO YOU EVER GO LIKE, "NO, THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN BIGGER."

你有沒有去喜歡，"不，這本來是更大的。"

OR "THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A LITTLE TRAIL-OFF, A LITTLE TAIL

或 "這本來是一個小的trail-off，一個小尾巴，

ON THAT, AND I WOULD HAVE RIDDEN IT OFF TO THE NEXT LAUGH."

在這一點上，我就會把它騎到下一個笑點。"

>> EXACTLY.

>> 正是如此。

YOU LISTEN TO THE LAUGH SOMETIMES AND YOU SEE THE EDIT,

有時你聽了笑聲，你會看到編輯。

AND YOU'RE LIKE MAN, THAT'S NOT-- LISTEN TO THE JOKE, AND

你就像男人一樣，這不是 -- 聽了這個笑話，然後。

YOU KNOW THAT THAT LAUGH WOULD HAVE BEEN ONE THAT KIND OF,

你知道嗎，笑聲會是那種。

LIKE, CAUGHT ON.

喜歡，CAUGHT上。

AND YOU NEED THAT.

而你需要的。

THAT'S THE ONE THAT'S-- ( LAUGHING ).

這就是那個 - （笑）：

>> Stephen: CAN I JUST GET A RECORDING OF HIM LAUGHING AND

>> 我可以錄下他的笑聲嗎？

PLAY THAT DURING THIS SHOW BECAUSE I WOULD FEEL MUCH

在這個節目中播放，因為我將感覺更多的

BETTER.

BETTER.

>> NOT ALL LAUGHS ARE AT THE SAME LEVEL.

>> 並非所有的笑聲都在同一水準上。

WE KNOW THIS AS BEING STAND-UP.

我們知道這是作為是站立的。

THEY LISTEN TO ME SOMETIMES, STEPHEN, I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO GET

他們有時會聽我的，史蒂芬，我已經能夠得到他們的幫助。

INTO THE LAB EDITZ AND WORK WITH THEM, AND WE'RE GETTING BETTER.

進了實驗室的EDITZ和他們一起工作，我們就會變得更好。

THAT WAS OUR FIRST ONE.

那是我們的第一個。

THAT WAS THE FIRST ONE.

那是第一個。

>> Stephen: CEDRIC, WE HAVE TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK.

>> Stephen:CEDRIC，我們得快速休息一下。

STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE CEDRIC

堅持下去，各位，我們馬上回來，會有更多的CEDRIC。

THE ENTERTAINER.

《娛樂家》：

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