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  • Hey, my guest tonight is, of course, very talented comedian whose new show, the Cabin with Burke Pressure, is streaming now on Netflix.

    嘿,我今晚的嘉賓是,當然,非常有才華的喜劇演員,他的新節目,與伯克壓力的小屋,現在流在Netflix。

  • You can also see him live on his hot Summer Nights tour, which will be making a stop at the Rose Bowl on Wednesday, October 28th.

    你也可以在他火熱的夏夜巡演中看到他的現場,10月28日週三,他將在玫瑰碗做一站。

  • And this man gives a good show.

    而這個男人給人的感覺很好。

  • Please welcome Bert Chrysler Bird.

    請歡迎伯特-克萊斯勒-伯德。

  • How are you?

    你好嗎?

  • I'm doing fantastic.

    我做得很好

  • I named it the Hot Summer Nights Tour, and the last thing I did was in Chicago in 28 degree weather with snow flurries shirtless.

    我把它命名為 "炎熱夏夜之旅",最後我在芝加哥28度的天氣裡,雪花飛舞,赤裸上身。

  • That's right.

    是的

  • You You obviously like to show off your body, Aziz.

    你... ...你顯然喜歡炫耀你的身體,阿齊茲。

  • One should if they're in your shape.

    如果你的身材好的話,應該有一個。

  • And you so was, Could you see steam rising off your body in the 28 degree weather?

    而你也是,你能看到28度的天氣裡,你身上冒出的蒸汽嗎?

  • Oh, no, I had six.

    哦,不,我有六個。

  • I think it was six or nine heaters on stage with me like tubes blowing hot air space heaters like I was out eating at a outdoors Applebee's.

    我想那是六九個加熱器在舞臺上和我一起像管子一樣吹著熱風空間加熱器,就像我在戶外的Applebee's吃飯一樣。

  • It was a graph It I looked like such a limp.

    那是一張圖,我看起來像個瘸子。

  • It was horrible, but it was nice.

    雖然很可怕,但也不錯。

  • I kept thinking whim off.

    我一直在想whim關。

  • You don't get sick.

    你不會生病的。

  • Time off, does it?

    休息時間,是嗎?

  • So I just embrace my my breathing.

    所以,我只是擁抱我的我的呼吸。

  • Yeah, that's what you have to do.

    是的,這是你必須做的。

  • I think we're all doing the best we can during trying times.

    我想,在艱難的時期,我們都在盡力而為。

  • You may have heard, uh, we came into the theater.

    你可能已經聽說了,呃,我們來到了劇院。

  • We're and I know you have performed in this theater, Largo a million times.

    我們... ...我知道你在這個劇院表演過一百萬次,拉哥。

  • We showed up yesterday.

    我們昨天就出現了。

  • Our equipment got ripped off.

    我們的設備被騙了。

  • Um, we're living in a post apocalyptic nightmare, all of us.

    嗯,我們生活在一個世界末日後的噩夢中,我們所有人。

  • But we're doing the best we can.

    但我們已經盡力了。

  • Who breaks into Largo?

    是誰闖入拉哥?

  • The sweetest human beings in the world work their own.

    世界上最可愛的人類都是自己工作的。

  • That place attend that venue that is like That's like ripping off a nun on.

    那個地方參加那個場所,就像那就像扯掉一個修女一樣。

  • Also, there was a nun staying here.

    而且,這裡還住著一個修女。

  • They beat her with a club.

    他們用棍子打她。

  • She tried Thio Catholic grade school.

    她試過了Thio天主教小學。

  • That might be trust me.

    這可能是相信我。

  • I had my Catholic education and that.

    我接受過天主教教育,而這。

  • Well, let's just say this.

    好吧,我們就這麼說吧。

  • It's even the score.

    這是平分秋色。

  • Let's all say I want to talk about these shows you're doing.

    我們都說我想談談你做的這些節目。

  • You're doing these driving shows.

    你在做這些駕駛表演。

  • What's it like?

    是什麼樣子的?

  • I mean, you are out there in the middle of a pandemic, but you have found a way to bring the Chrysler magic to the people, and I applaud you for that.

    我的意思是,你在外面大肆宣傳,但你找到了一種方法,把克萊斯勒的魔力帶給人們,我為你鼓掌。

  • How's it going?

    進展如何?

  • Does it feel pretty co vid safe.

    是不是感覺很co vid安全。

  • Oh, it's very covert safe.

    哦,這是非常隱蔽的安全。

  • We've done now four tours across this country on Uh, yeah, The first woman didn't know if it was gonna work, which is the dumbest insight now, because my fans love the tailgate like my fans love the tailgate.

    我們現在已經做了四次巡演 在這個國家的呃,是的,第一個女人不知道 如果它是要去工作, 這是最愚蠢的洞察力,現在,因為我的球迷愛尾門 就像我的球迷愛尾門。

  • I mean, people show up.

    我的意思是,人們出現了。

  • They have smokers.

    他們有吸菸者。

  • They have filled the bed of their trucks with water.

    他們已經把卡車的床鋪裝滿了水。

  • They have couch setups, they have inflatable mattresses.

    他們有沙發設置,他們有充氣床墊。

  • It is, I mean, it is.

    是的,我的意思是,它是。

  • It's almost like when I was like, I wonder if they'll show up.

    這幾乎就像當我在想,我不知道他們會不會出現。

  • That's like Jimmy Buffett going.

    這就像吉米-巴菲特去。

  • I hope my fans like margaritas like it is.

    我希望我的粉絲們喜歡瑪格麗特酒的樣子。

  • They are through the roof and the shows were amazing.

    他們是通過屋頂和節目是驚人的。

  • I love them.

    我喜歡他們。

  • I'm having so much fun and it's offering people.

    我很開心,它提供給人們。

  • And this is what I like is offering people a chance of normalcy and to stay as safe as they want.

    而我喜歡的就是給人們提供一個正常的機會,讓他們想怎麼安全就怎麼安全。

  • They can get out of the car and be around their car.

    他們可以下車,在他們的車周圍。

  • If they want, they can stay in their car, they don't have to get out of their car.

    如果他們願意,他們可以呆在車裡,他們不必下車。

  • And I'm one of those people, like I would definitely I would probably get a little bit in the drunker.

    而我是那些人中的一個,像我肯定我會 我可能會得到一點點的醉翁之意不在酒。

  • I got the more adventures I got, but it's been absolutely amazing.

    我得到了更多的冒險,但它已經絕對驚人。

  • I wish more comments had the opportunity to do it.

    我希望更多的評論有機會這樣做。

  • I think a lot of people heard heard that.

    我想很多人都聽說過。

  • Oh, they be honking and stuff.

    哦,他們是按喇叭之類的東西。

  • They only hunk at the end of the show for a standing ovation, couldn't It?

    他們只有在表演結束時才會起立鼓掌,不能吧?

  • Is the most amazing standing ovation you've ever got.

    是你所得到的最驚人的起立鼓掌。

  • They flick their high beams, hit their horns.

    他們打著遠光燈,打著喇叭。

  • You feel like you're getting abducted by aliens.

    你覺得自己好像被外星人綁架了。

  • It is the greatest.

    它是最大的。

  • I would like it if I did that, and I told a joke that was so good that everyone's airbag went off.

    如果我這樣做,我會喜歡,我講了一個笑話,非常好,每個人的安全氣囊都會消失。

  • That would make me happen.

    這將使我發生。

  • Heads people's heads were blown back like their noses were broken by the impact of my comedy.

    人頭人們的腦袋被我的喜劇衝擊得像鼻樑骨一樣被炸開了。

  • That's what I want.

    這就是我想要的。

Hey, my guest tonight is, of course, very talented comedian whose new show, the Cabin with Burke Pressure, is streaming now on Netflix.

嘿,我今晚的嘉賓是,當然,非常有才華的喜劇演員,他的新節目,與伯克壓力的小屋,現在流在Netflix。

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