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  • ♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: YOU KNOW I LOVE ME

    >> 斯蒂芬:你知道並愛著我。

  • SOME CHUCK MANJION, JON.

    瓊的一些CHUCK MANJION。

  • SAY HELLO TO JON BATISTE.

    向JON BATISTE問好。

  • >> Jon: WHERE YOU ARE?

    >> 喬恩:你在哪裡?

  • WHERE YOU AT?

    你在哪裡?

  • WHERE YOU AT?

    你在哪裡?

  • >> Stephen: I'M RIGHT HERE.

    >> Stephen:我就在這裡。

  • DID THOSE BISCUITS WORK OUT?

    這些雙胞胎工作了嗎?

  • >> Jon: MAN, IT WAS SO HOOKED UP, MAN.

    >> 男人,它是如此霍克了,男人。

  • HAVING THANKSGIVING, JUST ME AND MY LADIES, IT'S CRAZY TO HAVE SO

    有感恩節,只有我和我的女士們,有這樣的瘋狂。

  • MUCH FOOD.

    很多食物。

  • >> Stephen: DID YOU SAY, "ME AND MY LADIES IN?

    >> 史蒂芬:你說,"我和我的女士們在嗎?

  • DID YOU SAY MULTIPLE LADIES?

    你說的是多位女士嗎?

  • >> Jon: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

    >> 喬恩:不,不,不,不。

  • JUST ONE.

    只有一個。

  • WE HAD 20 BISQUE I WANTS FOR TWO PEOPLE.

    我們有20個BISQUE I WANTS為兩個人。

  • >> Stephen: I THINK-- I THINK WE GOT THEM MIXED UP.

    >> 我想 -- 我想我們把它們弄混了。

  • I THINK YOU GOT MY BISCUIT ORDER, BECAUSE I HAD 10

    我想你得到了我的BISCUIT訂單,因為我有10個。

  • BISCUITS, AND I HAD SIX PEOPLE.

    BISCUITS,我有六個人。

  • SO, OKAY.

    所以,好吧。

  • I HOPE YOU ATE THEM ALL, THOUGH.

    我希望你把它們都吃了,但。

  • >> Jon: NO, MAN, THANK YOU.

    >> 喬恩:不,夥計,謝謝你。

  • I REALLY, REALLY APPRECIATE THAT.

    我真的,真的很感激。

  • >> Stephen: I'M GLAD.

    >> Stephen:我很高興。

  • IT MAKES ME HAPPY TO KNOW YOU HAD THEM.

    我很高興知道你有這些東西。

  • HAPPY THANKSGIVING.

    感恩節快樂。

  • LET'S DO SOME MORE.

    讓我們做一些更多。

  • >> Jon: HAPPY THANKSGIVING.

    >> 喬恩:感恩節快樂。

  • AND WE HAVE THE CAROL SEASON NOW.

    我們現在有卡洛爾季。

  • YOU SEE THAT?

    你看到了嗎?

  • IT'S CAROL TIME.

    它的CAROL時間。

  • >> Stephen: YOU HAVE A KALE FOR THE PEOPLE.

    >> 史蒂芬: 你有一個為人民服務的甘藍。

  • >> Jon: MAN, WHAT'S SOME GOOD ONES?

    >> 喬恩:夥計,有什麼好的?

  • THAT'S WHAT GOOD PUBLIC DOMAINS ONE?

    這就是好的公共領域之一?

  • >> Stephen: "OH, COME, OCOME, EMANUEL."

    >> 斯蒂芬:"哦,來吧,來吧,埃曼紐爾。"

  • YOU KNOW THAT ONE?" >> Jon: OH, YEAH.

    你知道那個嗎?">> 喬恩。哦,是的。

  • ♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: JON BATISTE,

    JON BATISTE,

  • EVERYBODY.

    每個人。

  • THANK YOU, JON.

    謝謝你,喬恩。

  • YOU KNOW, MOST DAYS, I GATHER ONLY THE FINEST PIECES OF NEWS

    你知道嗎,我每天只收集最好的新聞

  • IVORY FROM THE CARGO HOLD OF MY TOPICAL WHALING BOAT AND

    我的主題鯨船貨艙的象牙和

  • METICULOUSLY CRAFT THEM INTO THE BEAUTIFUL, ELABORATE

    巧妙地將它們製作成美麗的、可加工的。

  • SATIRICAL SCRIMSHAW THAT IS MY MONOLOGUE.

    諷刺的SCIMSHAW,這是我的獨白。

  • BUT NOW AND THEN, I LIKE TO JUST SHOVE MY UNGLOVED HAND INTO THE

    但時不時的,我喜歡把沒戴手套的手伸進去。

  • JOURNALISTIC TROUGH OF FISH GUTS, PULL OUT SOME SALTY,

    記魚腸,掏出一些鹽。

  • DISCARDED HEADLINE HUNKS, THEN GRIND THEM UP AND SCRAPE THEM

    廢棄的頭條新聞,然後把它們磨碎,再把它們撕碎。

  • INTO THE CHUM BUCKET OF NEWS THAT IS MY SEGMENT:

    在CHUM桶的新聞,這是我的部門。

  • >> "QUARANTINEWHILE."

    >> "QUARANTINEWHILE."

  • >> Stephen: QUARANTINEWHILE, BAD NEWS FOR SANTA-CON, THE ANNUAL

    >> Stephen:QUANTINEWHILE, BAD NEWS FOR SANTA-CON, THE ANNUAL(年度)

  • BAR CRAWL THAT DRAWS "AN ESTIMATED 30,000 SANTAS, OFTEN

    吸引了 "估計3萬名SANTAS "的酒吧喧譁,經常是。

  • LEADING TO PUBLIC URINATING, FIGHTS, AND SANTAS PASSING

    導致公共排尿,打架,和SANTAS通過。

  • OUT IN SUBWAY STATIONS."

    出在地鐵站。"

  • BECAUSE NEW YORK'S SANTA-CON HAS BEEN CANCELED BY COVID-19."

    因為紐約的Santa -CON已經被COVID -19取消了。"

  • SO JUST TO BE CLEAR: YOU AND YOUR FAMILY, WHO WENT AHEAD WITH

    所以我想說的是:你和你的家人,誰先走了?

  • THANKSGIVING, ARE LESS RESPONSIBLE THAN 30,000 WASTED

    感恩節,比浪費三萬塊錢更不負責任嗎?

  • SANTAS.

    SANTAS:

  • BUT PERHAPS NOT A HUGE LOSS TO THE CITY GIVEN THE VISIONS OF

    但是,從城市的願景來看,也許並不是一個巨大的損失。

  • SANTA-CONS-PAST.

    SANTA-CONS-過去。

  • ( HORNS BEEPING ) ♪ VIOLENT FIGHTS

    (喇叭嗶嗶聲) 暴力戰鬥。

  • SANTA BITESCUZ HE'S BLITZED

    SANTA BITES CUZ HE'S BLITZED

  • ON 12 BUD LIGHTSSOUND BETTER IN GERMAN.

    在12個BUD燈聽起來更好的德國人。

  • SO, KIDS, REMEMBER, IF YOU'RE NAUGHTY, SANTA'S NO LONGER

    所以,孩子們,記住,如果你是頑皮,聖誕老人不會再來了。

  • WASTING TIME WITH LUMPS OF COAL.

    浪費時間與煤塊。

  • HE WILL CURB-STOMP YOUR LITTLE ASS.

    他會把你的小屁股打爛的。

  • QUARANTINEWHILE, "FLORIDA'S FIRST SNOW PARK HAD TO UPDATE

    QUARANTINEWHILE,"佛羅里達州的第一個雪地公園不得不更新。

  • ITS OPERATING HOURS" BECAUSE THEY "DID NOT HAVE ENOUGH SNOW."

    因為他們 "沒有足夠的雪"

  • I GOTTA SAY, BUILDING A SNOW PARK IN FLORIDA IS THE MOST

    我得說,在佛羅里達州建一個雪地公園是最重要的。

  • FLORIDA THING ANYONE'S EVER DONE.

    佛羅里達州的事情任何人都做過。

  • HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?

    這是怎麼發生的?

  • THE OPERATORS OF THE PARK SAY THEY GOT INTO THIS PICKLE

    公園的運營者說他們陷入了困境

  • BECAUSE THEY-- QUOTE-- "'MIS-ESTIMATED' SNOW

    因為他們... 引述... "錯誤估計 "了雪情

  • PRODUCTION."

    PRODUCTION"。

  • SO THEY MAY BE THE DUMBEST SNOW PARK OPERATORS EVER, BUT THEY

    所以他們可能是有史以來最愚蠢的雪場經營者,但他們...

  • DID INSPIRE ONE OF THE HALLMARK CHANNEL'S 300 HOLIDAY MOVIES:

    激發了HALLMARK CHANNEL的300部假日電影中的一部。

  • "A VERY MIS-ESTIMATED CHRISTMAS."

    "一個非常錯誤的ESTIMATED CHRISTMAS。"

  • STORY OF A BIG-CITY SNOW ENGINEER FINDS OUT IT'S NOT SO

    一個大城市的雪地工程師的故事,發現並不是這樣的。

  • EASY TO RUN A SNOW PARK IN CENTRAL FLORIDA.

    在佛羅里達州中部輕鬆經營一個雪地公園。

  • BUT WHEN SHE MEETS A HANDSOME LOCAL MISTLETOE SALESMAN WITH A

    但是,當她遇到了一個帥氣的當地MISTLETOE銷售人員與一個。

  • DARK PAST, SHE REALIZES THE THING THAT SHE MIS-ESTIMATED

    黑暗的過去,她意識到了她錯誤估計的事情。

  • MOST WAS LOVE.

    最重要的是愛。

  • QUARANTINEWHILE, THE INTERNETS ARE AGOG OVER THE ANNOUNCEMENT

    QUARANTINWILIHILE,互聯網是AGOG OVER THE ANNOUNCEMENT,

  • OF THIS BRAND-NEW "$550 MILLION MEGA-YACHT THAT LOOKS LIKE A

    這艘全新的 "價值5.5億美元的巨型遊艇,看起來就像一艘"。

  • SHARK.

    鯊魚:

  • THE MEGA-YACHT IS EQUIPPED WITH ITS OWN PORT WITH ENOUGH SPACE

    大型遊艇配備了自己的港口,有足夠的空間。

  • FOR A SECOND YACHT."

    為第二艘遊艇。"

  • PLUS "SIX DECKS, THREE POOLS, AND THREE HELICOPTER

    再加上 "六個甲板、三個泳池和三個直升機"。

  • HANGARS."

    HANGARS。"

  • PERFECT FOR ANYONE SAYING, "I WANT A YACHT THAT JASON BOURNE

    非常適合任何說 "我想要一艘JASON BOURNE的遊艇 "的人。

  • WOULD MURDER ME ON."

    會把我殺了上。"

  • IT LOOKS LIKE A YACHT ON TOP OF ANOTHER YACHT, LESS LIKE A

    它看起來像一艘遊艇在另一艘遊艇上,不太像一艘遊艇。

  • SHARK, MORE LIKE TWO YACHTS STACKED.

    鯊魚,更像是兩艘堆疊的遊艇。

  • QUARANTINEWHILE, "ASTRONOMERS HAVE CREATED A NEW 'ATLAS OF

    量子力學,"天文學家們創造了一個新的'地圖'。

  • THE UNIVERSE' FEATURING A MILLION PREVIOUSLY UNDISCOVERED

    "宇宙 "的特色是100萬以前未被發現的。

  • GALAXIES BEYOND THE MILKY WAY" "TO CREATE A 'GOOGLE MAPS' OF

    銀河系之外的牛奶路""創建一個 "谷歌地圖 "的。

  • THE NIGHT SKY."

    夜空。"

  • GREAT NEWS FOR SCIENCE.

    科學界的大新聞。

  • TERRIBLE NEWS FOR THE LITTLE GOOGLE STREET-VIEW GUY WHO WAS

    谷歌街景小傢伙的可怕消息,誰是

  • DROPPED NEAR ANDROMEDA AND NOW DRIFTS FOREVER ALONE, HIS

    墜落在安德羅美達附近,現在永遠孤獨地漂流著,他的...

  • SCREAMS SWALLOWED BY THE INDIFFERENT ICY VOID.

    尖叫聲被不同的ICY虛空吞噬。

  • BONUS: IT WILL EVEN GIVE YOU THE FASTEST BIKE ROUTE BETWEEN HERE

    附加:它甚至會給你提供最快的自行車路線,從這裡到這裡。

  • AND NGC-1300.

    和NGC-1300。

  • IT'S 3.5 TIMES 10 TO THE POWER OF 19 HOURS AWAY, BUT 3.5 TIMES

    它的3.5倍10到19小時的力量,但3.5倍。

  • 10 TO THE POWER OF 18 IF YOU AVOID THE TRIBOROUGH BRIDGE.

    如果你避開了三叉橋,就會有10到18的力量。

  • QUARANTINEWHILE, THIS WEEKEND IN BRUSSELS, BELGIUM, A "LAWMAKER

    QUARANTINWILLE,本週末在比利時布魯塞爾,一個 "LAWMAKER"。

  • AND DIPLOMATS FLED A POLICE RAID ON A COVID LOCKDOWN ORGY."

    和DIPLOMATS FLED一個警察的襲擊 在COVID鎖定ORGY。"

  • PLEASE, IF YOU DO ATTEND A COVID LOCKDOWN ORGY, BE SURE TO WASH

    如果您參加了COVID鎖機會,請務必清洗乾淨。

  • ALL YOUR ANONYMOUS SEX PARTNERS WHILE SINGING "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"

    所有你的匿名性伴侶在唱 "HAPPY BIRTHDAY "的時候。

  • TWICE.

    兩次。

  • ODDS ARE THEY ARE INTO THAT.

    機會是他們在那。

  • WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH BRYAN CRANSTON.

    我們馬上回來,布賴恩・克蘭斯頓。

  • ♪ ♪ ♪

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♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: YOU KNOW I LOVE ME

>> 斯蒂芬:你知道並愛著我。

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