Is that something you might do?

這是你可能做的事情嗎？

You have any questions that you might want to ask me?

你有什麼問題想問我嗎？

Yes, I do this all the time.

是的，我經常這樣做。

I do with Bill Berg to podcast.

我與比爾-伯格做播客。

Want to bears?

想要熊？

One came with Tom Segura and then Gilbert with Bill Berg.

一個是和湯姆-塞古拉一起來的，然後吉爾伯特和比爾-伯格一起來的。

And Berg is always good to ask questions.

而伯格總是好問。

Like what?

像什麼？

Would you rather, uh, hit a hole in one or hit a walk off home run?

你願意，呃，打一個洞還是打一個全壘打？

Oh, walk off home run?

哦，走步全壘打？

Yes, that's obvious to me.

是的，這對我來說很明顯。

Hole in one would just feel like just pure chance Walk off home run Feels more like skill on.

一桿進洞就感覺只是純屬偶然走位全壘打感覺更像是技巧上的。

I would love just dropping the bat and being a total douche about it.

我喜歡只是丟掉球棒，做一個總的笨蛋。

Do you know what I mean?

你知道我的意思嗎？

I would love just dropping the bat and putting and really taking my time going around the bases and to the point where the picture would maybe charge me.

我很想就這樣丟掉球棒和推杆，真正慢慢地繞著基地走，到了畫面上或許會收我的錢。

Come at me.

來吧，我。

I would totally play it up.

我完全會玩起來。

I would love a walk off home run.

我想來個全壘打

Alright, What about dunk or speak French?

好吧，灌籃還是說法語呢？

Uh, man, that's a good one.

呃，夥計，這是一個很好的一個。

I'm gonna go with speak French, or can I have speak French as I dunk.

我要去說法語，或者我可以說法語，因為我扣籃。

But on Lee as I'm dunking, I could speak French, meaning in that moment when I'm dunking, I'm fluent in French.

但是在李我扣籃的時候，我可以說法語，也就是說在我扣籃的那一刻，我的法語很流利。

So when I go up and I dunk, I just start talking about day cart and Moliere and everyone around me under the baskets.

所以當我上去扣籃的時候，我就開始說日車和莫里哀，還有我身邊的所有人在籃下。

Just like what?

就像什麼？

What is this?

這是什麼？

This is incredible.

這真是不可思議。

And then when I'm when I come back down again, I and I've dunk the basketball.

然後當我當我再下來的時候，我和我已經灌籃了。

I no longer speak French.

我不再說法語了。

Okay, here's here's my favorite one, and it's gonna take a little thought.

好吧，這裡是我最喜歡的一個，這需要一點思考。

Okay, so I'll answer first, but I'll put it out to you.

好吧，我先回答，但我要把它說出來。

This is Meal Bill's favorite one.

這是餐標最喜歡的一個。

You get to drive a brand new car.

你可以開一輛全新的車。

You could time travel with any time period and drive the car of your dreams right when it was released.

你可以用任何一個時間段進行時空旅行，在它發佈的時候就可以開上你夢想中的汽車。

And what music would you listen to driving that car around?

那你開著那輛車會聽什麼音樂呢？

Now I would go to like, 68 69 I would get a Cadillac convertible Big, Big, long one, and I would listen to the Rolling Stones.

現在，我會去喜歡，68年至69年... ...我會得到一個凱迪拉克敞篷車... ...大，大，長的，我會聽滾石樂隊。

Okay, I would time travel to 1923 but I'd be driving a car from 1925.

好吧，我會穿越時空到1923年，但我會開一輛1925年的車。

Okay, it's just a two year difference.

好吧，只是相差兩年而已。

It's just a model and and it's slightly different.

這只是一個模型，而且和它略有不同。

And I would be playing a song that wasn't It's like a Rudy Valley song that hasn't come out yet, but it's on Lee two years off.

而我要彈的歌，不是像魯迪-谷的歌，還沒有出來，但它在李兩年關。

So I've gone to all the trouble to time travel and have the machine I want.

所以我費盡心思穿越時空，擁有了我想要的機器。

But instead of going back to 16 20 being worshiped as a God for having this machine, I'm showing up on people like, say, that looks like a 1918 1920 Model T And I'll say No, it's not chum.

但我沒有回到1620年因為擁有這臺機器而被奉為神明，而是出現在人們面前，比如說，這看起來像1918年1920年的T型車，我會說不，這不是哥們兒。

It's in 1922 Model D and then they'll say, is that Rudy values singing and I'd say yes, but this won't be released for four months.

這是在1922年的D型車，然後他們會說，是魯迪重視唱歌，我想說是的，但這四個月不會發布。

Button up your when the wind blows free.

扣上你的當風自由吹。

Take good care of yourself.

照顧好自己。

You belong to me.

你是屬於我的

I don't know.

我不知道。

I love wasting people's time, and that would be a huge waste, a huge waste of time travel, a huge waste of time travel.

我喜歡浪費別人的時間，那將是一種巨大的浪費，是對時間旅行的巨大浪費，是對時間旅行的巨大浪費。

That's that's a perfect answer.

這就是一個完美的答案。