-Hey, have you, uh, noticed

-嘿，你有沒有，呃，注意到了？

Trump's just been muttering, "I won," for weeks now?

特朗普就這樣嘟囔著 "我贏了"，已經好幾個星期了？

-Yeah, the other day he came up to me

-是啊，有一天他來找我了。

and he was like, "Hey, you believe I won, right?"

他就像，"嘿，你相信我贏了，對吧？"

I'm like, "I don't keep up with the news," you know, blah, blah.

我想，"我不跟上新聞，" 你知道，等等，等等。

But, yeah, he (audio bleeped) lost.

但是，是的，他（音譯）輸了。

-He's coming. He's coming. -Oh, looks great.

-他要來了他來了，他來了-哦，看起來不錯

-Hey, yeah, looks great. -Yeah, good job.

-嘿，是的，看起來不錯-是的，幹得不錯

So good! Wow! -Really love it. Oh, my God.

這麼好！譁！-我很喜歡哦，我的天啊

Yeah, looks great. Yeah, it doesn't look like

是啊，看起來很不錯。是的，它看起來不像

the tackiest (audio bleeped) on earth.

地球上最俗氣的（音譯）。

-You are gonna get fired.

-你會被解僱的

-Hey, I can get another ornament job, okay?

-嘿，我可以再找一份裝飾品的工作，好嗎？

It's Christmas. -Yeah, well...

今天是聖誕節-是啊，嗯...

-Big beautiful red ornament -- I'm good.

-美麗的大紅色裝飾品 -- 我很好。

I think I'm gonna steal the desk.

我想我要去偷桌子。

I'm gonna steal the resolute desk.

我要去偷那張堅決的桌子。

-You won't. You'll never do it.

-你不會的你不會的，你永遠也做不到

-I won't. I know.

-我不會的我不會的 -我知道

I love to just talk (audio bleeped)

我只喜歡說話（音頻嗶嗶聲）。

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