AND WELL, SURE, YEAH, GO FOR IT.

好吧，當然，是的，去吧。

WHY NOT.

為什麼不。

HOWEVER IF YOU ARE GATHERING WITH YOUR FAMILY AT LEAST THIS

然而，如果你是與你的家人聚會，至少這

YEAR YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT WHAT THE THANKSGIVING

這一年，你不必為感恩節的內容而煩惱。

DINNER ARGUMENT WILL BE.

晚宴論點將是：

IT WILL BE ABOUT MASSKS, IT WILL BE ABOUT WEARING MASKS.

這將是關於口罩，這將是關於戴口罩。

BUT SERIOUSLY I KNOW THAT IT HAS BEEN SUCH A CHALLENGING AREA FOR

但說真的，我知道這對我來說是一個充滿挑戰的領域。

SO MANY OF US.

我們這麼多人。

YET THERE IS STILL SO MUCH TO BE THANKFUL FOR.

但還是有很多值得感謝的東西。

NOTHING COMING TO MIND AT THE MOMENT BUT THERE HAS SO BE.

此時此刻什麼都想不起來了，但也只能這樣了。

IAN, WHAT ARE YOU THANKFUL FOR THIS YEAR?

IAN，今年你有什麼感謝的？

>> I THINK I'M THANKFUL FOR TOM.

>> 我想我應該感謝TOM。

>> James: YEAH, I'M WITH YOU ON THAT, I'M THANKFUL FOR TOM.

>> 詹姆斯。是的，我和你一樣， 我很感謝湯姆。

I'M THANKFUL FOR YOU GUYS.

我很感謝你們。

>> James: I'M THANKFUL FOR TOM.

>> 詹姆斯。我很感謝TOM。

WE WILL FIND OUT AT THE END OF THIS MONO WHETHER THIS IS TOM'S

我們將在本片結束時發現，這是否是TOM的。

LAST DAY ON THE SHOW BECAUSE TOM HAS MADE A PITCH FOR SOME

最後一天的節目，因為TOM已經為一些人做了一個投球。

BALLOON-BASED PHOTOGRAPHS.

以氣球為基礎的攝影作品。

AND I THINK IT WASN'T YOU, IT WAS TIM SIDEL WHO SAID I SAVED

我想不是你，是TIM SIDEL說我救了你

TOM'S CAREER AT THE "LATE, LATE SHOW" THAT THESE PHOTOS WILL

TOM在 "遲來的晚間秀 "的職業生涯，這些照片會

WORK.

工作。

AND YOU SAID.

而你說：

>> I DON'T THINK I REALLY HAVE A CHOICE.

>> 我不認為我真的有一個選擇。

>> James: YOU SAID EITHER WAY IT IS A WIN.

>> 詹姆斯。你說無論是哪種方式，它是一個勝利。

EITHER A GREAT MONO OR YOU LEAVE.

無論是一個偉大的單體或你離開。

THAT WAS YOUR WORDS, NOT MINE.

那是你說的，不是我說的。

REG, WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS YEAR?

REG，你今年要做什麼？

WHAT ARE YOUR THANKSGIVING PLANS, WHAT IS GOING DOWN.

你的感恩節計劃是什麼，有什麼事情要做。

>> Reggie: WELL, I'M GOING TO OLD MONDAY-TUCKY, THE OLD

>> 好吧，我要去舊的星期一-TUCKY，舊的。

MONONEUCLIOSIS TO BE WITH MY MOM.

單一的UCLIOSIS與我的媽媽。

>> James: THAT SOUNDS GLORIOUS, WHAT ABOUT YOU IAN.

>> 詹姆斯。那聽起來很光榮，你呢，伊恩。

>> STAYING HOMEK I HAD TO CANCEL THE TRIP UP TO PORTLAND FOR

>> 呆在家裡，我不得不取消了波特蘭之行，因為我的目的是為了。

SAFETY CONCERNS.

安全問題：

IT WILL BE ME, MY GIRLFRIEND AND THEN A WHOLE TURKEY FOR ME TO

這將是我，我的女朋友，然後一整隻火雞給我。

EAT.

吃。

>> James: THAT'S IT.

>> 詹姆斯。就是這樣。

YEAH, I'M NOT SURE WHAT WE ARE DOING.

是的，我不知道我們在做什麼。

DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE CALL THANKS GIVING IN BRITAIN?

你知道我們在英國叫什麼感恩節嗎？

>> FANKSGIVEING?

>> FANKSGIVEING?

(LAUGHTER).

(笑)：

(LAUGHTER).

(笑)：

>> Reggie: WOW.

>> 雷吉：WOW。

>> James: THAT'S IT, EVERY DAY.

>> 詹姆斯。就是這樣，每天都有。

EVERY SINGLE DAY.

每一天都是如此

WE DON'T CALL IT FANKSGIVEING.

我們不叫它FANKSGIVEING。

(LAUGHTER) FANGS GIVING, I

(笑)獠牙的奉獻，我... ...

WILL-- FANYKS-- DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE CALL IT, THURSDAY.

Will -- FANYKS -- 你知道我們叫它什麼嗎，週四。

AND THIS IS INTERESTING.

而這是有趣的。

ACCORDING TO I A RECENT STUDY ONE IN THREE HOUSEHOLDS WILL

根據我最近的一項研究，每三戶家庭中就有一戶家庭將

TAKE THEIR GUESTS TEMPERATURES BEFORE ALLOWING THEM IN FOR

在允許客人進來之前，先給他們測一下溫度。

THANKSGIVING GATHERINGS.

感恩節聚會。

SO WE CAN FINALLY SETTLE THE AGE OLD DEBATE WHO IS HOTTER.

所以我們終於可以解決老掉牙的爭論了，誰更性感。

YOU JUST KNOW ONCE IT GETS TO THAT RELATIVE THAT EVERYBODY

你只知道一旦到了那種程度，每個人都會有這種感覺

DOESN'T LAKE AND THEY WERE HOPING THAT HE WOULDN'T TURN UP,

不湖，他們希望他不會出現。

PEOPLE ARE HOPING WILL BE LIKE OH NO, YOU GOT A TEMPERATURE OF

人們都希望會喜歡哦，不，你有一個溫度的。

140 SO-- ANYWAY WE'LL SEE YOU NECK YEAR.

所以... ... 無論如何，我們會看到你的脖子年。

WHAT, NO, YOU CAN'T SEE IT, NO, WE WILL SEE YOU NEXT YEAR, SEE

什麼，不，你不能看到它，不，我們會看到你明年，看到的。

YOU NEXT YEAR.

你明年。

AND IF ARE YOU STILL LOOKING FOR A SHOW STOPPING DESSERT, FOR

如果您還在尋找一個令人滿意的甜點，對於我們來說，這是一個很好的選擇。

YOUR GET TOGETHER TOMORROW TAKE A LOOK AT THIS BASKIN ROBYNS

你的明天，看看這個BASKIN ROBYNS的GETHER。

RELEASED A TURKEY SHAPED ICE CREAM CAKE, THE TRADITIONAL

發佈了傳統的火雞形狀的冰淇淋蛋糕。

THANKSGIVING DESERT-- DESSERT INTROA DEUTIONED TO YOU BY THE

感恩節甜品-----------------------甜品介紹

NATIVE AMERICANS, THE HOLIDAY ICE CREAM CAKE IS SHAPED LIKE A

美國土著人，節日冰淇淋蛋糕的形狀就像一個人。

TURKEY AND YOU GUESSED IT, IT TASTES LIKE HAM.

火雞，你猜對了，它的味道像火腿。

A HAM FLAVORED ICE CREAM CAKE.

一款火腿味的冰淇淋蛋糕。

I WON'T BE ABLE TO ENJOY IT, CAN'T HAVE THIS TURKEY ICE CREAM

我無法享受它，不能吃這個火雞冰淇淋。

CAKE, NO SWEETS, NO SWEETS FOR ME THIS YEAR.

蛋糕，沒有甜食，沒有甜食 我今年。

I QUICK COLD TURKEY.

I QUICK COLD TURKEY.

OH, GUILLERMO, GET OUT THE WAY, MAN, WHOOO!

哦，GUILLERMO，讓路，男人，嗚！

I'M BLOWING UP!

我炸了！

I'M BLOWING UP.

我吹起來。

AND THE NETWORK WATCHING THIS, GET THEM ON THE LINE.

還有電視網在看這個，讓他們上線。

CALL THE NETWORK PRESIDENT, AND JUST SAY YOU MIGHT WANT TO TURN

打電話給網絡主席，就說你可能想轉會。

ON THE FEED CUZ THE [BLEEP] BIG CAT IS ON FLAME.

在飼料上，因為[嗶]大貓是在火焰。

>> LACK AT ME, FOR THE WHOLE THING, COME ON.

>> 缺少我，對於整個事情，來吧。

>> FIRE.

>> 燒掉。

>> YES, FIRE, JAZZ ATTACK, YOU LOOK GOOD TODAY STEVE, WHAT HAS

>> 是的，火，爵士樂攻擊，你看起來不錯，今天史蒂夫，什麼是

HAPPENED HERE?

這裡發生了什麼？

WHAT HAS HAPPENED?

發生了什麼事？

>> SOMEONE ELSE DRESSED ME TODAY.

>> 今天有人給我穿了衣服。

>> James: DID THEY?

>> 詹姆斯。是嗎？

>> YEAH.

>> 是的。

>> James: DID THEY CUZ YOU LOOK LIKE YOU INVENTED AN APP

>> 詹姆斯。他們是不是因為你看起來像發明了一個應用程序？

AND YOU JUST SOLD IT FOR $3 BILLION.

而你剛剛賣了30億美金。

DON'T YOU YOU THINK THAT IS WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE?

你不覺得他長得很像嗎？

YES, YES.

是的，是的。

>> THAT WOULD BE NICE.

>> 這將是很好的。

>> James: YOU WOULD STILL COME TO WORK THOUGH, EH.

>> 詹姆斯。你還是會來上班的，嗯。

>> JUST HANGING OUT.

>> 只是在外面閒逛。

>> James: YOU GOT $3 BILLION, WHY DID YOU GO.

>> 詹姆斯。你得到了30億美元，你為什麼要去。

I GOT TO SAY, THE BIG MAN'S ON FIRE.

我得說，大人物著火了。

YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THIS ICE CREAM CAKE BIT HE DID.

你應該看到他做的這個冰淇淋蛋糕位。

IT WAS LIKE-- THEN WE HAD TOM'S BALLOON PHOTOS BACKING THE WHOLE

這就像 - 然後我們有湯姆的氣球照片支持整個。

THING UP.

東西了。

TOM'S GOING TO GET FIRED AND HAVE A SHOW RUN ON SURVIVOR.

TOM會被炒魷魚，並在《倖存者》上進行表演。

IS IT STILL ON, SURVIVOR, IS IT IT STILL ON?

它還在嗎，SURVIVOR，它還在嗎？

IS IT?

是嗎？

WHY?

為什麼？

(LAUGHTER) DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT WHY

(笑)你可曾想過，為什麼會有這樣的事情發生？

SURVIVOR'S STILL ON?

"倖存者 "還在嗎？

WHY IS IT ON, ROB?

為什麼要開，羅伯？

>> YOU TAKING CBS TAKEDOWN TONIGHT.

>> 你採取CBS拿下今晚。

>> James: NO.

>> 詹姆斯。沒有。

>> ST A VERY SUCCESSFUL SHOW.

>> ST一場非常成功的演出。

>> James: IS IT, STILL.

>> 詹姆斯。是它，仍然。

>> YEAH, HUGE.

>> 是的，很大。

>> James: DOES IT GET MORE VIEWINGS THAN THIS ONE.

>> 詹姆斯。它是否得到更多的瀏覽量比這一個。

>> YES.

>> 是。

>> James: COME ON, SURELY NOT.

>> 詹姆斯：來吧，當然不是。

>> WELL, ST HAS A BETTER TIME SLOT, IF YOU WERE ON AT 8 P.M.

>> 好吧，ST有一個更好的時間段，如果你在晚上8點。

YOU WOULD BE CRUSHING IT.

你會被粉碎它。

>> James: YOU CAN'T PUT THIS ON PRIME TIME.

>> 詹姆斯。你不能把這個在黃金時間。

IT WOULD DESTROY NETFLIX WITH.

它將摧毀NETFLIX與。

>> WE MIGHT BE SENDING INTUN HEM FROM THE ISLAND TODAY THOUGH.

>> 我們今天可能會從島上送來因頓-亨。

>> James: THAT'S THE QUESTION, IS HE GOING TO SURVIVE, HOW ARE

>> 詹姆斯。這就是問題所在，他是否能活下來，如何是

YOU FEELING, IT IS COMING UP NOW.

你的感覺，它是現在出現。

>> I'M GETTING A LITTLE NERVOUS, I WAS FEELING REALLY COOL AT THE

>> 我有點神經質了，我當時感覺很爽。

BEGINNING BUT NOW I'M STARTING TO SWEAT A LITTLE.

開始了，但現在我開始出汗了。

>> James: I NEVER NOTICED THAT ABOUT YOU, I HAVE NEVER REALLY

>> 詹姆斯。我從來沒有注意到你這一點，我從來沒有真正的

SEEN YOU IN THIS POSITION FROM THIS ANGLE.

從這個角度看到你在這個位置。

>> WHERE ARE YOU GOING.

>> 你要去哪裡。

>> James: NEVER KNEW YOU FROM A TURN I GUY, I LIKE IT.

>> 詹姆斯。從來不知道你從一轉我的傢伙，我喜歡它。

>> I WILL DO A HEAVY, I CAN'T DO IT, I CAN'T DO IT.

>> 我會做一個重的，我不能做，我不能做。

I HAVE TO SAY AND FINALLY THE MACY'S THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE

我不得不說，最後是MACY'S感恩節遊行。

IS STILL HAPPENING THIS YEAR BUT IT'S GOING TO LOOK A LITTLE

仍然發生在今年，但它會看起來有點。

DIFFERENT.

不同的。

THERE WILL BE NO SPECTATORS AND THE BALLOONS WILL ONLY FLOAT

沒有觀眾，氣球也只能漂浮在空中。

DOWN ONE BLOCK.

下一個街區。

WHY NOT JUST SHOW A RERUN, JUST SHOW LAST YEAR'S PARADE, NO ONE

* Why not just show a reerun, just show last year's parade, no one * 為什麼不重播，只播放去年的遊行，沒有人看？

VL WATCHING IT, IT IS JUST ON ON IN THE BACKGROUND, SOMETHING WE

VL看著它，它只是在後臺，我們的一些事情。

HAVE MEMORIZED-- IT'S NOT LIKE WE MEMORIZED LAST YEAR'S PARADE,

已經記住了... ... 它不像我們記住了去年的遊行。

JUST PICK A PARADE THAT DIDN'T HAVE MATT LAUER IN IT AND SHOW

挑一個沒有MATT LAUER的遊行，然後展示出來

THAT ONE.

那一個。

THAT IS THE ONLY WAY WE WOULD KNOW.

那是我們唯一能知道的方法。

IT IS THE ONLY WAY WE WOULD KNOW, IT IS THE ONLY WAY, ISN'T

這是我們唯一能知道的方法，這是唯一的方法，不是嗎？

IT?

IT？

BUT THIS IS NICE, THE BALLOON, SO THIS IS NICE, THE BALLOONS

但是，這是很好的，氣球，所以這是很好的，氣球。

HAVE ALL BEEN UPDATED FOR LIFE IN 2020.

已全部更新為2020年的生活。

FOR EXAMPLE, SPIDERMAN IS NOW ULTRA CAUTIOUS BECAUSE OF

舉例來說，蜘蛛俠現在是超級謹慎的，原因是

UNDERLYING HEALTH ISSUES SPIDERMAN.

潛在的健康問題蜘蛛俠。

THEN THERE IS THIS ONE THAT REALLY CAPTURES THE MOOD OF

然後是這一張，真正抓住了情緒的。

WORKING FROM HOME THIS YEAR, IT'S SPONGEBOB SWEAT PANTS.

今年在家工作，它是海綿寶寶的運動褲。

>> IT'S NOT LOOKING GOOD, TOM.

>> 看來情況不妙，湯姆。

NOT LOOKING GOOD, TOM AM YOU GOT ONE BALLOON TO SAVE IT BUT IT

情況不妙，湯姆-阿姆，你有一個氣球來拯救它，但它... ...

MIGHT BE THE BALLOON TO SAY T ON THE WORD PLAY ALONE, AND IT IS A

可能是氣球說T上的單詞播放單獨，它是一個。

GOOD THING THERE IS NO CROWD AT THE PARADE BECAUSE THIS ONE

好在遊行時沒有人潮，因為這一個

WOULD TERRIFY LITTLE CHILDREN, IT'S RUDY BALLOON-IANI.

會嚇壞小孩子的，這是魯迪氣球IANI。

(APPLAUSE)

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