I think he's jealous.

我想他是嫉妒了。

How pathetic.

多麼可悲。

[groaning]

[呻吟]

My back.

我的背。

[cheering]

[歡呼聲]

So long, Squidward! Buh-bye!

再見，章魚哥！再見！

Don't do anything I wouldn't do!

不要做任何我不願意做的事!

Another year older, ha-ha!

又老了一歲，哈哈!

It's not my birthday!

這不是我的生日！

Patrick, you ever feel like Squidward likes us too much?

帕特里克，你有沒有覺得章魚哥太喜歡我們了？

Happy Opposite Day!

對面日快樂!

Yeah, I like sleepovers.

是啊，我喜歡過夜。

Yeah, me too.

是啊，我也是。

Yup, this is great.

是的，這是偉大的。

Goodnight, Squidward. - Goodnight, SpongeBob.

- 晚安，章魚哥- 晚安，海綿寶寶

Goodnight, SpongeBob.

晚安，海綿寶寶

How about now? - No!

- 現在怎麼樣？- 不！

Huh?

咦？

Now? - No!

- 現在？- 不！

Now? - No!

- 現在？- 不！

How about now? - No!

- 現在怎麼樣？- 不！

Now? - No!

- 現在？- 不！

No!

不！

What? - Ready yet?

- 什麼？

No, I'm not ready! I'll never be ready! Don't you get it?

不，我還沒準備好！我永遠不會準備好！你還不明白嗎？

Sure we do. - What--

- 當然，我們做。- 什麼...

[groaning]

[呻吟]

Ready?

準備好了嗎？

Out!

出去！

So are you definitely positively sure? - Get out!

- 那你肯定肯定嗎？- 滾出去！

But are you-- - Get out!

- 但你是...

Last chance to change your mind, Squidward.

最後一次改變主意的機會，章魚哥。

I'm not writing a letter to a figment of your imagination.

我不是在給你的想象力寫一封信。

But Squidward, when Santa comes you'll be the only one without a gift.

但是章魚哥，當聖誕老人來的時候 你將是唯一一個沒有禮物的人。

SpongeBob, how many times do I have to say it?

海綿寶寶，要我說多少遍？

I don't believe in Santa Claus!

我不相信有聖誕老人!

Eh, Squidward, you missed him!

章魚哥，你錯過了他！

He was here, just like I said!

他在這裡，就像我說的那樣！

He gave us all presents!

他給了我們所有的禮物！

He was jolly and he had a beard!

他很開心，而且還有鬍子!

His nose was big and he had rosy cheeks! He was friendly and kind and Santa-ish!

他的鼻子很大，臉頰紅潤!他很友好，很善良，很像聖誕老人!

Oh, his belly was small, but his nose was huge with Christmas joy!

哦，他的肚子很小，但他的鼻子卻很大，充滿了聖誕的歡樂!

Let's say I know this guy who may

比方說，我認識一個人，他可能...

have something to do with the oyster.

與牡蠣有關。

You mean, you know the guy who did it?

你是說，你知道是誰幹的？

Oh, this is great!

哦，這是偉大的！

You and I can go turn him in.

你和我可以去告發他。

And then I'll get so much sleep, I'll be gorgeous.

然後我就會睡得很香，我就會變得很美。

Actually, I'm just talking hypothetically.

其實，我只是在說假設。

You mean you don't know who did it? - Well, I...

- 你是說你不知道是誰幹的？- 嗯，我...

No.

不知道

Squidward?

章魚哥？

Good morning, Squidward!

早上好，章魚哥！

SpongeBob, what are you doing in my house?

海綿寶寶，你在我家幹什麼？

I came to make sure you don't oversleep and miss work.

我是來確保你不會睡過頭而誤了工作。

Oh, gee SpongeBob.

哦，天哪，海綿寶寶

That's very thoughtful of you.

你想得真周到

My pleasure, Squidward, that's what good neighbors are for.

我的榮幸，章魚哥，這就是好鄰居的作用。

You did overlook one teensy little detail however.

不過你確實忽略了一個小細節。

What's that, Squidward? - It's Sunday!

- 那是什麼，章魚哥？- 今天是星期天！

A good neighbor doesn't bother me on Sunday!

好鄰居週日不打擾我!

Alright, you two, out!

好了，你們兩個，出去！

And don't even think about dragging your empty skulls around here

別想把你的空頭骨拖到這裡來了。

for the rest of the day, or tomorrow or next week!

今天剩下的時間，或者是明天或下週!

Squidward, does that include-- - Yes, it does!

- 章魚哥，這包括... - 是的，包括！

This was all my fault.

這都是我的錯。

I was the one who wanted to relax on Sunday.

是我想在週日放鬆一下。

Now, if you'll be so kind as to leave so I can get ready for work tomorrow.

現在，如果你能這麼好心地離開 這樣我就可以準備明天的工作。

Mr. President-- But we just wanted to--

總統先生... 但我們只是想...

Get out of my house! Huh?

滾出我的房子！咦？

To Squidward's house!

去章魚哥的家！

Go away.

走吧

To Sandy's house!

去桑迪的家！

[knocking]

[敲門]

What? - Squidward!

- 什麼？- 章魚哥！

You're still there, aren't you?

你還在那裡，對不對？

Good evening, Squidward. - Not so fast.

- 晚上好，章魚哥- 別這麼快

You two little monsters aren't about to ruin my evening.

你們這兩個小怪物可不能毀了我的夜晚。

Oh, we're not here to ruin it.

哦，我們不是來破壞它的。

We're here to enhance it.

我們是來提升它的。

Isn't that right, Pat? - Yeah, we're here--

- 對不對, Pat?- 是的，我們在這裡...

Morning, Squidward! I waited for you to stop sleeping like you asked.

早上好，章魚哥！我等著你按你說的停止睡覺呢。

So you got any plans for the day, Squidward?

你今天有什麼計劃嗎，章魚哥？

OK, Squidward. I'll catch you later!

好吧，章魚哥我待會再來找你！

Whoa! I've never played this game before. What's it called?

哇！我從來沒有玩過這個遊戲。它叫什麼？

It's called I will never play with you...

這叫我不跟你玩... ...

ever!

永遠！

And that is why I will never for as long as I live,

這也是為什麼我只要活著就不會。

and throughout all time and eternity, ever...

並在所有的時間和永恆，永遠...

And with every fiber of my being, I know that I never want to see

我的每一根神經都知道，我永遠也不想看到

you two again! - Squidward...

- 又是你們兩個！- 章魚哥...

For as long as time shall stand!

只要時間還在！

Squidward? - What?!

- 章魚哥？- 什麼？

Oh...

哦...

Thanks for sharing this moment with us, Squidward.

謝謝你和我們分享這一刻，章魚哥。

Get out!

滾出去！

Get out!

滾出去！

But-- - No! You're going out this door right--

- 但是...不！ 你要走出這扇門的權利 -

[screaming]

[尖叫]

You're not mad at us, are you Squidward? Squidward? Squidward?

你不會生我們的氣吧，章魚哥？章魚哥？章魚哥？

[screaming]

[尖叫]

OK then, you look like you need some alone time.

好吧，那麼，你看起來像你需要一些獨處的時間。

We'll be at the petting zoo if you need us.

如果你需要我們，我們會在寵物園。

The sandwich is only found deep in the Bikini Badlands.

這種三明治只有在比基尼荒地深處才有。

Out there!

在那裡！

Oh.

哦。

I am a genius.

我是一個天才。

Oh, thank you.

哦，謝謝你。

I'm free!

我自由了！

[laughing]

[笑]

Um, what day is it today?

嗯，今天是什麼日子？

It's the day that you go away and never come back.

這一天，你走了，就再也回不來了。

Not the windows again!

又是窗戶！

Gotcha! They're gone. Phew.

抓到你了！他們走了。Phew.

[humming]

[哼哼]

Hey! What are you doing in my house?

嘿，你在我家幹什麼？

Hi, Squidward! Can you think of anything fun we can do?

嗨，章魚哥！你能想到什麼好玩的事嗎？

Get out!

滾出去！

We already thought of that one.

我們已經想到了這一點。

I believe this pile belongs to you.

我相信這堆東西是屬於你的。

Where are we going now, boys?

我們現在要去哪裡，孩子們？

[crashing]

[崩潰]

Would you please get your friend out of my house?

請你把你的朋友從我的房子里弄出來好嗎？

Don't worry, Squidward. Shiny is made of soap.

別擔心，章魚哥閃亮是肥皂做的。

We'll just wash it off.

我們就把它洗掉。

There you go, good as new.

給你，像新的一樣好。

It really captures your inner self.

真的是抓住了自己的內心。

Oh my, look at that. Time to go to work, see you there. Bye.

哦，我的天，看那個。該去上班了，到時候見。掰掰

Well, at least it's over.

好吧，至少它已經結束了。