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  • >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WE'RE BACK WITH THE AUTHOR OF "A

    >> 嘿,大家好,我們又回到了 "A "的作者身邊。

  • PROMISED LAND," PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA.

    承諾的土地,"總統巴拉克-奧巴馬。

  • MR. PRESIDENT, YOU'RE FAMOUS FOR YOUR COMPETITIVENESS.

    先生。主席,你是以競爭性著稱的。

  • WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE ME ON IN A GAME OF WASTE BASKET BALL.

    你想和我打一場垃圾球嗎?

  • >> ABSOLUTELY.

    >> 當然。

  • >> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, LET'S HIT SOME BASHETS.

    >> Stephen:好吧,讓我們打一些籃板球。

  • >> LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION: DID HE PRACTICE A LOT ON THIS

    >> 讓我問你一個問題:他在這上面練習了很多嗎?

  • WHOLE WASTE BASKET BASKETBALL IDEA?

    WHOLE WASTE BASKET BASKETBALL IDEA?

  • HAS HE BEEN PRACTICING, LIKE, ALL MONTH FOR THIS.

    他一直在練習,喜歡,整個月的這個。

  • >> Stephen: NO!

    >> Stephen:不!

  • WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE SOME PRACTICE SHOTS FIRST?

    你想先進行一些練習射擊嗎?

  • WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE SOME PRACTICE SHOTS.

    你要不要來點練習鏡頭。

  • >> I DON'T NEED PRACTICE SHOTS.

    >> 我不需要練習射擊。

  • AGAINST YOU.

    對付你。

  • >> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, BASHET'S RIGHT OVER THERE.

    >> 好的,BASHET就在那邊。

  • INSIDE YOUR THING OVER HERE.

    在你的東西在這裡。

  • >> OH, I ALREADY HAVE MY-- YOU.

    >> 哦,我已經有了我的... ... 你。

  • >> Stephen: ALREADY HAVE YOURS RIGHT THERE.

    >> Stephen: 已經有你的了,就在那裡。

  • THERE ARE 10 PAPER BALLS.

    有10個紙球。

  • YOURS IS A YELLOW LEGAL PAD, WHICH I BELIEVE IS HOW YOU WROTE

    你的是一個黃色的法律墊,我相信這是你寫的。

  • YOUR BOOK.

    YOUR BOOK.

  • >> WHAT IS YOUR S.

    >> 你是什麼人?

  • >> Stephen: I HAVE BLUE SCRIPT PAPER.

    >> Stephen: 我有藍色的稿紙。

  • >> HOW COME IT SEEMS LIKE YOURS IS CRUMPLED UP MORE.

    >> 怎麼好像你的更多。

  • >> Stephen: BECAUSE I SQUEEZED THEM.

    >> Stephen:因為我捏了他們。

  • >> NOT ONLY DID YOU PRACTICE-- LOOK AT THIS ONE-- LOOK AT THIS

    >> 你不僅練習了 -- 看看這個 -- 看看這個。

  • ONE COMPARED TO YOURS.

    一個與你的相比。

  • >> Stephen: TAKE A MOMENT.

    >> Stephen:花點時間。

  • TAKE A MOMENT.

    花點時間。

  • >> AND...

    >> 還有...

  • >> Stephen: DO YOU WANT TO TRADE BALLS?

    >> 你想交易球嗎?

  • >> NO, BUT I JUST THINK AS A MATTER OF PRINCIPLE, THE FACT

    >> 不,但我只是認為作為一個原則問題,事實。

  • THAT YOU DIDN'T......

    THAT YOU DIDN'T......

  • >> Stephen: SO HEREs.

    >> 史蒂芬:所以這裡。

  • IT'S JUST 10.

    這只是10。

  • >> S.>> ARE WE TIMING THIS OR AR JUST GOING TO GO "10."

    S. >> S. >> 我們是在計時還是要去 "10"。

  • >> Stephen: WE CAN SHOOT AT THE SAME TIME, IF YOU WANT.

    >> 如果你願意,我們可以同時開槍。

  • >> I JUST DON'T TRUST YOU.

    >> 我只是不相信你。

  • ALL RIGHT, COME ON, LET'S GO.

    好了,來吧,我們走吧。

  • >> Stephen: DO YOU WANT TO MAKE IT INTERESTING?

    >> Stephen:你想讓它變得有趣嗎?

  • IF-- IF I WIN, YOU HAVE TO MENTION ME IN YOUR NEXT BOOK.

    如果 -- 如果我贏了,你必須在你的下一本書裡提到我。

  • >> AND WHAT IF I WIN.

    >> 如果我贏了呢?

  • >> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU WANT?

    >> Stephen:你想要什麼?

  • >> NOBODY'S GOING TO READ YOUR BOOK ANYWAY, SO

    >> 反正沒人會看你的書,所以... ...

  • ( LAUGHTER ) IT DOESN'T MATTER.

    (笑)這並不重要。

  • I'M NOT GOING TO LOSE.

    我不會輸的。

  • YOU READY.

    你準備好了嗎?

  • >> Stephen: HOW ABOUT THIS: HOW ABOUT I'LL MAKE A DONATION

    >> Stephen:不如這樣吧:我捐點錢如何?

  • TO YOUR LIBRARY.

    TO YOUR LIBRARY.

  • >> NOW, THAT-- THAT IS IS WORTH-- WORTH-- IS THIS AN EQUAL

    >> 現在,那 -- 那是值得 -- 值得 -- 這是一個平等的。

  • DISTANCE, BY THE WAY?

    距離,順便說一下?

  • >> Stephen: THEY MEASURED IS OUT.

    >> Stephen:他們測量的是出。

  • >> ALL RIGHT.

    >> 好的。

  • READY?

    準備好了嗎?

  • >> Stephen: YUP.

    >> Stephen:是的

  • >> WE'RE TERRIBLE!

    >> 我們是可怕的!

  • ( BELL RINGS ).

    (鐘聲)

  • >> Stephen: PRESSURE'S ON.

    >> Stephen:壓力的上。

  • >> OH!

    >> 哦!

  • >> Stephen: YOU GOTTA-- ( BELL RINGS ).

    >> Stephen:你得 - (鐘聲響起):

  • >> Stephen: OH, NO!

    >> Stephen:哦,不!

  • >> OH, MAN!

    >> 哦,夥計!

  • ( BELL RINGS ).

    (鐘聲)

  • >> Stephen: IT'S WHAT I DO!

    >> Stephen:這就是我的工作!

  • IT'S WHAT I DO.

    這就是我的工作。

  • >> IT'S NOT FINISHED YET.

    >> 它還沒有完成。

  • HOW MANY MORE YOU HAVE GOT.

    你還有多少人。

  • >> Stephen: I GOT FIVE MORE OVER HERE.

    >> Stephen:我有五個更多的在這裡。

  • >> I HAVE TO MAKE AT LEAST THESE LAST THREE.

    >> 我至少要做最後這三件事。

  • >> I'M SPENDING ALL MY TIME CRUMPLING MY BALLS HERE.

    >> 我把所有的時間都浪費在這裡了。

  • ALL RIGHT.

    好吧。

  • OH!

    哦!

  • THAT WAS SO CLOSE.

    好險啊

  • ( BELL RINGS.

    (鐘聲響起)

  • >> COLBERT, I'M GETTING CRUSHED.

    >> COLBERT,我被壓扁了。

  • LAUGHS ) ( BELL RINGS )

    (笑)(鐘聲響起)。

  • OH, MAN!

    哦,夥計!

  • ( BELL RINGS ) >> OH!

    (鐘聲響起) >> 哦!

  • OH!

    哦!

  • ( BELL RINGS ).

    (鐘聲)

  • >> Stephen: WOOOOO!

    >> Stephen:嗚嗚!

  • >> I DIDN'T EVEN HIT ONE.

    >> 我甚至沒有擊中一個。

  • HOW AM I GOING TO LIVE THIS DOWN?

    我怎麼才能活下來?

  • HOLD ON A SECOND.

    等一下。

  • I GOT ONE MORE.

    我還有一個。

  • >> Stephen: THIS IS FOR EVERYTHING.

    >> Stephen:這是為一切。

  • OH!

    哦!

  • ( BELL RINGS ).

    (鐘聲)

  • >> Stephen: YOU LET ME WIN.

    >> Stephen:你讓我贏了。

  • >> NO, LOOK AT ME.

    >> 不,看著我。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) ALL RIGHT.

    (笑)所有權利。

  • >> Stephen: THAT MADE THIS MY FARCHT INTERVIEW OF ALL TIME.

    >> Stephen:這讓我的FARCHT採訪成為了歷史的一部分

  • >> YEAH, YEAH.

    >>YEAH,YEAH。

  • I WILL NEVER-- I'VE LOST MY SWAG ON "STEPHEN COLBERT."

    我永遠不會... 我已經失去了我的SWAG "史蒂芬-科爾伯特"。

  • >> Stephen: REALLY, VERY LAST QUESTION.

    >> Stephen:真的,最後一個問題。

  • NOT EVEN A QUESTION, JUST A STATEMENT-- THANK YOU FOR BEING

    甚至不是一個問題,只是一個聲明 - 謝謝你是

  • PRESIDENT.

    主席:

>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WE'RE BACK WITH THE AUTHOR OF "A

>> 嘿,大家好,我們又回到了 "A "的作者身邊。

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